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Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by disloman(m): 8:45am On Oct 15, 2017
jarkbauer:


Ofcourse he's not coming back. There are better mechanics with better attitude.

I believe It makes no sense not to allow clients see what you are doing with their cars if they chose too unless you have ulterior motives.

So seeing what you are doing on their cars means free lesson.? You offer free tutorial here but you bar clients from see what you are doing with their cars? Isn't that ironic.

What are you doing that's not on YouTube.
Black man with black backward mentality.
Bleep you

This job has ethic.It is No advisable 4 a customer be a workshop.It is against workshop safety.Pls give Pple you trust with your car.To mi,those who like to do this,shady pple cos that's what the also do.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Guy Shares An Interesting Similarities Between Nnamdi Kanu & Jesus by disloman(m): 7:24am On Oct 11, 2017
Tolexander:
Forgot writing that;
When the roman soldiers came to arrest Jesus, he waited and stayed to be arrested and didn't run back to heaven to hide, where he was a prince and came from to redeem his people.

But When Nigerian Army came to perform a dance for Nnamdi Kanu, where did he run to?
You are a mad man walahi.Lolzzzz
Car Talk / Re: Oil Leakage In Cars? These Are The Causes - Autoreportng by disloman(m): 11:59am On Sep 19, 2017
erico2k2:

killer one . That happens ypu.are in deep poo.
that Oil seal is cheap but labour intensive !
Some don't know.
Crime / Re: Photos Of Smuggled Suvs Worth N1.374billion Intercepted By Nigeria Customs. by disloman(m): 7:05am On Aug 09, 2017
goodmorning40:
Useless country
It is only how to enslave and impoverish her citizens that they are good at
Look at somebody's hard earned money,
Look at the imported goods that would add meaning to people's lives
If you don't know how countries run,you better be silent than making this useless comment

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Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by disloman(m): 1:40am On Aug 01, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


you are currently a hazard to your self and other road users. Stop using that vehicle, get a mechanic to check vehicle.
People won't consider that. Ik as much the car is still moving.Dem no send
Car Talk / Re: Auto Parts by disloman(m): 10:22pm On Jul 20, 2017
angry grin
ymx:
Most of the new auto parts sold in Nigeria are fake / sub standard. Any suggestions on where one can buy new genuine auto parts?

Your recommendations will be greatly appreciated.
Car Talk / Re: Man Charged N953k By Mechanic After His Car Broke Down In Lekki Flood by disloman(m): 1:56pm On Jul 11, 2017
I'm having a nice time here.I only have an advice to give.Do not comment on what you do not know.
Autos / Re: See How This Guy Is Reviving Toyota Highlander.. See Pics by disloman(m): 12:18pm On Jul 03, 2017
timifakay:
Here is a question for all.
Do you think the previous owner would have sold car as scrap or insurance company would accept it and give owner claim then auction off as scrap or at salvage value if a proper repair would cost less than $200?

Also he hasn't told us the first procedure and cost which was done to make the car start and move while engine was rattling. I think he needs to state that as well so we really know all that's happened to the vehicle.

Or mechanics in the US don't know how to change fuel pump and do general service as stated by Airex?
Good question
Autos / Re: See How This Guy Is Reviving Toyota Highlander.. See Pics by disloman(m): 12:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
nelson7777:
i cnt really understand wat u guys r saying
a person brought a bad car to u and u said he had to change his whole engine, and provided envidence of ur own quotation which u admitted is urs,
dat same person took d car in a no start condition to anoda mechanic who got dat car fixed without changing d same engine u quoted, thereby changing it 4rm a no start condition to a starting car,
and nw u r making assumption, saying dat car will gt spoilt again because ""u do not blive in patching""
nw i hv a very "simple common sense question"" 4 u SIR,
"" wat if d car never spoils"", ""wat if d man never hv to change dat engine again..
i will b honest if i am to listen to any prediction 4rm a mechanic, God knws i will listen to d man who gets d job done first, (meaning i will listen to d mechanic who was able to fix dat car without changing d said engine), dats just common sense 4 me,
i am an i.t consultant and most time, we make predictions to a company or banks abt, d bad tins to expect or wen to expect it, or wat time to expect a security threat, or a bad server, ""BT FIRST WE MUST PUT THEIR TECHNOLOGICAL GADGETS, COMPUTERS OR SERVER ON A WORKING CONDITION FIRST" Becos there is a thousand reasons why an individual / organisation might nt b able to change a whole engine, an example is unavailability of funds, and time factor e.t.c
Hw will u feel if u cn nt access all your money in d bank for 1 week because their i.t guy needs to change d whole banking infrastructure, it is nt done an unprofessional, wat we do, is to gt some process running "FIRST,
** we send our customers d challenges to expect on a particular day tru text
** we keep d process running by making a particular atm
working or giving u d option of counter withdrawal only,
while d atm is on maintenance...
But we don not shut down completely just because ""we do not like patching""..
wit all due respect gazzuzz i hv a question 4 u
if d mechanic dat fixed dat car, has given airex his own prediction, saying dat said car will never hv its engine changed or its still hv a life span of abt 5 more years, who do u think he wud or shud bliv, d engineer dat didn't gt d car to start cos he diagnosed dat d whole engine has to b changed or d engineer dat got d car to start without changing d engine and for lesser charge.
am sorry gazzuzz am a fan of ur work bt am on airex side on this one
thanks
You don't know anything about auto biz.
Phones / Re: How Do You Cope With GLO Data Network Frustration? by disloman(m): 11:19am On Jun 06, 2017
Horlaarsco:
GLO network is just so slow...

Before you finish downloading a porn video, you would have given your life to Christ

grin grin grin grin

No b me talk am ooo grin
Mad man.
Autos / Re: Rickkychidex111 : A Con Man (business Deal Review) by disloman(m): 5:19am On Jun 03, 2017
kingreign:

I beg to differ. I can't talk about the multitude, but I am a very trust worthy, honest and decent young man.
I believe a lot of others are. Do NOT generalize based on a sour deal.
You dey mind am?
Car Talk / Re: Drinking Fuel Like Mad by disloman(m): 8:03pm On May 29, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


when the advice will lead to final destruction of the vehicle...... NOT ALLOWED on Cartalk
lolzzz.True.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by disloman(m): 7:59pm On May 29, 2017
nas00:


Think of worn out ball joints too.

Like Gazzuzz said, a proper evaluation of your suspension system will help to narrow down on the culprit.

Cheers!
He can also check the axle too.
Car Talk / Re: Drinking Fuel Like Mad by disloman(m): 7:41pm On May 29, 2017
GAZZUZZ:




what is injector? What is nozzle?
Can't one posts a comment again ni?
Car Talk / Re: Changing Oil Filter And Fuel Filter At Same Time by disloman(m): 6:46pm On May 28, 2017
doe:
it's the usual drivel spilled by our semi literate mechs. It's all an avenue to milk those that are gullible.

Hmmmm.What do I know?
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by disloman(m): 6:44pm On May 28, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


you have caged a tiger! Next time this happens, put the car in drive, open the door and let it go! It wants to roam free.

































Ignore my initial advice please.



Start with a scan and a proper diagnosis.

Mad boss

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Car Talk / Re: Changing Oil Filter And Fuel Filter At Same Time by disloman(m): 2:18pm On May 28, 2017
FlyboyZee:

I service my car once every year or at 10,000km using full synthetic 5w20 engine oil and Denso OEM oil filter. I follow the instructions from the service manual strictly to arrive at this. I only change oil filter after the second oil change, i. e. at 20,000km. The car is a 2010 Honda Civic...

I wonder where you guys got this your 3,000km or monthly/bimonthly service interval idea from?
JESU
Politics / Re: Suspended NIA Boss, Ayo Oke, Declared Not Guilty! by disloman(m): 4:29am On Apr 26, 2017
Tolexander:
I have nothing to say now since I don't know which part of the precidency said this!

If I make any comment on it and another part of the precidency comes out to counter this release, I may need to modify and clear my post.

And it will just be as if the presidency "are' playing me like ping pong (table tennis)!
Baba!you dey my hand.You should know that this news is fake.
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Househelp Wastes His N150k Wine As He Cries Out (Photo) by disloman(m): 10:03am On Mar 28, 2017
hungryboy:
amen my Oga,
Freeze get mind dey buy wine 150k,
Even wine were Jesus been carry celebrate last supper no cost like dat






And Wetin dey vex me pass been say that money fit pay my face me I face you house rent for 3yrs and small change sef go still remain to buy stove and plates
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Guy!u don kill mi oooo
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Total Debt Profile Rises To N17.4trn From N2tn In 2015 by disloman(m): 11:30pm On Feb 17, 2017
Some people here do not deserve to have brains cos they can't make use of them.They are a disgrace to humanity.Some don't know how they come up with the figures displayed.
Food / Re: Tin Milk In Nigeria Vs Tin Milk Abroad: Canada Based Nigerian Man Bemoan (photo) by disloman(m): 9:45am On Feb 12, 2017
seguno2:


Good question.
Everything has changed.
Thanks to Buhari, Tinubu and their APC people.
Not all that will be as broke azz as ur people.
Food / Re: Tin Milk In Nigeria Vs Tin Milk Abroad: Canada Based Nigerian Man Bemoan (photo) by disloman(m): 9:44am On Feb 12, 2017
sleeknick:
Lol... Na milk be ur problem now?
Why u no get brain like normal being?He's telling us how we have been rip off by those bastards,you coming to utter trash

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Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Buhari And Wife In London Sent In This Morning - AbujaReporters by disloman(m): 9:00am On Jan 29, 2017
LORDOFAFONJAS:
This old vegetable cant handle Aisha in the OZA RUUM, i can beat ma cheat that Aisha they shine her pvssy outside grin
Na ur fada dey shine am?jim-jones
Celebrities / Re: Gay Activist Bisi Alimi Blast Nigeria Celebs: Stop Begging For Money When Sick by disloman(m): 9:10pm On Jan 01, 2017
This guy looks sick.
Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan: "Oritsefemi Was Not Beaten Up For Defending Me" by disloman(m): 10:32am On Nov 14, 2016
doctokwus:
Soon as he mentioned 8.5m jewellery being stolen,i knew every other thing was a lie.
hmmm.This is why I've been avoiding nairaland 4 some time.Comments too childish.
Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan: "Oritsefemi Was Not Beaten Up For Defending Me" by disloman(m): 10:29am On Nov 14, 2016
then tell us what happened.Sound sultan!don't lose some respect ooo

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Car Talk / Re: See Quotation (price Quote) I Got From An Automative Service Company For My Car by disloman(m): 8:19pm On Oct 01, 2016
shegzee43:

Upon hearing a slight vibration from the front wheel of an Honda Accord car I bought a couple of month ago, I drove the vehicle to an auto mechanic workshop. I was stunned by the quotation I got. Experts, see quotation below.

Product/Service Quantity Price Amount
Caliper ₦45000.00 ₦45,000.00

Brake Rotor
FRONT (Resurface) 1 ₦35,000.00

Brake Pad
FRONT 1 ₦11,500.00

Wheel Speed Sensor
FRONT 1 ₦86,000.00

Seat Belt Tensioner

FRONT (Left & Right ) 1 ₦75,000.00

Catalystic Converter 1 ₦122000.00

Shaft Seal 1 ₦15,000.00

Tierod End 1 ₦56,000.00

Balljoint 1 ₦29,400.00

Lower arm bushing 1 ₦45000.00

Brake Fluid 1 ₦3000.00

Coolant 1 ₦4500.00

Gear Mount 1 ₦30000.00

Air Filter 1 ₦7000.00

Oxygen Sensors 2 ₦100,000.00

Engine Coolant 1 ₦35,000.00

Wheel Stud 1 ₦2,000.00

Vehicle Wheel Alignment 1 ₦2100.00


Subtotal:
₦703,500.00
VAT 5%:
₦35,175.00
Total:
₦738,675.00
Grand Total (NGN) :
₦738,675.00
I don't believe this bullshit.Vibration?Honda place sef no fit give such quotation 4 vibration.
Celebrities / Re: Checkout E-money's Son's Instagram Handle by disloman(m): 10:24am On Sep 30, 2016
abokibuhari:
let the God of E-MONEY be my God cool
Nonsense

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