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Car Talk / Re: Went On A Test Drive This Morning And This Happened!! by disloman(m): 12:04pm On Jul 09, 2016
I've seen cars which are not honda having such issue.You can only experience such when you don't give much attention to your car or the substandard parts been used.Whenever you heard any strange noise,call your mechanic and check.Don't prolong it.What might have happened here is that the owner might had been hearing the noise and later stopped.Bothered not to check it.
Car Talk / Re: Went On A Test Drive This Morning And This Happened!! by disloman(m): 11:50am On Jul 09, 2016
LeJeun3:

The beauty of Honda cars.....


The foolishness of the owner.
Politics / Re: UN To Intervene In BIAFRA CASE by disloman(m): 11:45am On Jul 09, 2016
Tolexander:
He could have started then during Abacha's regime if he was confidently sincere. Nwazurike's grave will be the reference to his name.

He could have acted Ken Saro Wiwa and see the action of that devil in Abaca!
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Fastest way to hell.
Politics / Re: American News Channel Headline Hits A Blunder (photos) by disloman(m): 11:44am On Jul 09, 2016
Tolexander:
There is no mistake in that!

"11 officers killed, 4 dead.

It means 11 officers were killed and 4 other people of unknown identity also died in that incidence. 15 people(11 + 4) died/killed all together!

Efiwe!That's why I dey always gbadun u.no dey disappoint.
Car Talk / Re: Range Rover Sports Vs Mercedes G Wagon, Which Would You Choose? by disloman(m): 11:42am On Jul 09, 2016
Siena:


Lucky you!

But, we're talking about a Range Rover Sport, not a Land Rover. wink
Does he knows the difference? #runawayjejely
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Borno Mosque Leaves 6 People Dead (graphic Photos) by disloman(m): 4:27pm On Jul 08, 2016
zubby55:
FTC ..... technically defited
You must be stup1d.People were killed and this is what you can came up with.They are technically defeated cos if not,KanoDurbar16 and other events would have been happening.Go kill yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Shares Amazing Picture With Olajumoke Orisaguna by disloman(m): 1:51pm On Jul 08, 2016
Tolexander:
Very nice picture!

Olajumoke, you had better thank your star you photobombed while hawking bread at that time and not this time of war against hawking!

If na naw you hawked that bread, na inside prison go be your destiny instead of modelling because Ambode's men would have arrested you.
Story story stooooorrrrrrry.
Autos / Re: SOLD! Smart Deal. Honda Accord - 2009/2010. Neat And Sharp. Price reduced- N700k by disloman(m): 7:57am On Jul 08, 2016
kingreign:


dude, that engine is over scarce. Ive sourced for it in whole Abuja, Kaduna and went to Onitsha i didnt find any unit. Dealers were asking 650-700k so they'll import and bring it for onward installation.
One can only source for new one.That engine can't be source from america cos that model is made from japan and I believe the owner might had searched and searched.He couldn't find the engine before placing the car for sale.
Autos / Re: SOLD! Smart Deal. Honda Accord - 2009/2010. Neat And Sharp. Price reduced- N700k by disloman(m): 7:55am On Jul 08, 2016
elshanAutos:

You are 100% wrong. The only thing Gazzuzz may be wrong on is the price which may likely have increased due to recent dollar brouhaha. As at last year when Gazzuzz and I were in oyingbo to source for the engine, we did not find a single one available despite Gazzuzz's tenacity and numerous people resources. The one of 300/350k is a fake R20 engine (basically a civic R18 engine, which looks physically identical to the R20, they just file off the 18 and stamp 20, though Gazzuzz was able to detect this right away, or the 'worked' one which is when the oyingbo chaps merge components from the R18 and R20 engine)

The engine is NOT available and definitely not affordable.
Thumps up
Autos / Re: SOLD! Smart Deal. Honda Accord - 2009/2010. Neat And Sharp. Price reduced- N700k by disloman(m): 7:53am On Jul 08, 2016
omoidunnu:


Sorry Gazuzz... you re so wrong! Get your facts right!!!

I have just made inquiries myself and 2 people on this forum have called me and have stated that they have also been to oyingbo... the engine is available and cost 300k.

Pls I respect your opinion but always put a caveat if you are not sure of something.

The engine is available and affordable. Oyingbo is not far.
Oga! Gazuzz is right.What they might be selling to you is Civic engine which is R18 engine which some use.
Romance / Re: Causes And Preventions Of The Female Breasts Ptosis(sagging) by disloman(m): 7:45am On Jul 08, 2016
Tolexander:
folake? grin

I beg I dey look for her o. If you see her, please inform her she has a boyfriend that doesn't know her o. cheesy
cheesy
Romance / Re: Causes And Preventions Of The Female Breasts Ptosis(sagging) by disloman(m): 6:42pm On Jul 07, 2016
Tolexander:
no,
I've got no one cool
I will tell folake and show her this comment of yours.
Romance / Re: Causes And Preventions Of The Female Breasts Ptosis(sagging) by disloman(m): 6:41pm On Jul 07, 2016
barackodam:




Then I'd force you to say something


undecided undecided undecided
Religion / Re: I'm Losing My Girlfriend Because Of My Disbelief... Am I Wrong? by disloman(m): 6:31pm On Jul 07, 2016
Hmmm
Car Talk / Re: Help! Lexus Rx330 Trasmission Suddenly Malfuctioned After Shaft Replacement. by disloman(m): 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
lordpapi:


yes. I took the car there on Saturday, and on Monday it was pulled out. the had more than 30hours to cool down..
Are you sure you were with them through the saturday to know if they didn't start the work till monday morning?Transmission of such brand are delicate to work on.
Romance / Re: Craziest Sex Laws From Around The World You Won’t Believe Exist by disloman(m): 4:34pm On Jul 07, 2016
I don't believe this news.
Celebrities / Re: Veteran Nollywood Actress Bukky Ajayi Dies At 82 by disloman(m): 2:49pm On Jul 06, 2016
RIP ma
Celebrities / Re: Stunning! Olajumoke Looks Like Cinderella In These New Photos by disloman(m): 7:53am On Jul 06, 2016
Tolexander:
shey I lie ni?
Na truth you talk oooo.Jesus sef go dey envy you.
Celebrities / Re: Stunning! Olajumoke Looks Like Cinderella In These New Photos by disloman(m): 7:42am On Jul 06, 2016
Tolexander:
Olajumoke, thank your star you photobombed while hawking bread at that time and not this time of war against hawking!

If na naw you hawked that bread, na inside prison go be your destiny instead of modelling because Ambode's men would have arrested you.
Bro!You don dey kolo walahi.
Science/Technology / Re: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by disloman(m): 7:34am On Jul 06, 2016
Make I join too.I smell front page.
NYSC / Re: Male Corper Proposed To Female Corper (Drama) by disloman(m): 6:07am On Jul 05, 2016
Flirtyjane:
Congrat to them..
See how the girl is feeling..
Like the thing dey totori am..just a ring in the finger feeling like she is fingered..
Lolzzzzzz.Stup1d Gurl.If na you uko?you no go happy?You too funny sha.
Music/Radio / Re: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by disloman(m): 10:53pm On Jul 04, 2016
Bizzle ft bump INF God over money.This track is da bomb.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Small Snake I Killed Today by disloman(m): 4:24am On Jul 04, 2016
Make I join make comment for here.Cos I know say anything thread wey contain snake matter na front page straight.
Politics / Re: Malami Speaks On Abia Governorship, Asks Parties To Await Decision Of Courts by disloman(m): 7:46pm On Jul 03, 2016
shortgun:
why is APC trying to destroy democracy in this country?
How can INEC issue two certificates to two different candidates of one political party in one election?
Why is all these happening now that Abia state have a working Governor?
Why is The Daura nincompoop hell bent to cause problems in the SE and South south?

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Car Talk / Re: Oga Gazzuzz And Other Expert Kindly Advise by disloman(m): 9:19pm On Jul 02, 2016
kingreign:
What engine is your car using?
If your electrician has cut and joined wires in a book haram bomb style, DONT, if your engine intake has leaks on the hose, DONT, if none of these are present, drive the car for a while to warm up the engine, then take the car to a reputable car wash centre to steam/pressure wash the engine, start the car again to allow it heat up well and pressure wash the engine to rid it of dirt and dust.

Remember, a very dirty oil and mud stained engine and radiator will affect even heat distribution to the engine and proper cooling/passage of air thru the radiator fans.


You rock

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Car Talk / Re: Honda Service Centres/Workshops In Nigeria by disloman(m): 9:16pm On Jul 02, 2016
We are at your service THE HONDA MAN 3 Tiamiyu street Junction bustop Ajao estate Oshodi.Tel:08080462050 09035636567 .Our works speak.
Politics / Re: SGF Demands Saraki's Resignation by disloman(m): 8:08am On Jun 30, 2016
The op is mischievous.Why don't you post all the news?The headline is misleading.Op!!!where is your source sef?
Car Talk / Re: Low Thermometer Reading by disloman(m): 12:24am On Jun 29, 2016
marksburg:
hahahahaja... me sef join laf myself after all diz comments.

but guys o... WATS d way forward Na. I actually changed d single cell not coz of overheating o. twas coz of leakage and I was feeling like a big boy after spending 15k to purchase it the double cell. I still have d thermostat o. should he jus replace it or also get a single cell?
Please do fix the thermostat back and replace the radiator with the exact part required.Bro!Always replace item with the exact item you replaced.Hope your car engine is still okay.
Car Talk / Re: Low Thermometer Reading by disloman(m): 12:19am On Jun 29, 2016
adanny01:
On behalf of all who made comments, i wish to apologise for our collective sense of humour. We believe that a constant reader of this section should have known better by now. If you never knew, common sense should have told you that the manufacturer of the car isnt crazy for not putting a double cell radiator from factory or delete the thermostat from factory if it were actually a bad thing to the car.

If the mechanic didnt understand the use of those things, find a mechanic who does. If you dont, next the mechanic will tell you is you dont need tires to drive your car and if you complain of bad mileage, he may advice you to put things like camphor or salt in your fuel tank!!!

99% of Nigerian mechanics dont know how a thermostat operates and definitely dont know its fucntion. Technology is getting better and newer cars would not tolerate the abuse. If mechanics dont know and dont seek to know, motorist should know or atleast seek to know what happens under the hood.

Be wise!
Most are not even mechanics.They might just have a slight ideas about cars and apply them.It is annoying my brother.

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Car Talk / Re: Low Thermometer Reading by disloman(m): 12:16am On Jun 29, 2016
My ogas!Make una chill small.The op might be chicken-minded person.Make him no go commit suicide.Lolzzzzz.Lord!forgive mi.can't stop laughing.Siena's comment is the baddest.

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Toyin Aimakhu Stunning Ankara Look by disloman(m): 1:58pm On Jun 28, 2016
I don't trust filtered pix.

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