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jaymejate: bros abeg forget, u stil try na
i scored __________ in jamb.
i didnt even reach quarter final, na group stage dem cut me like naija 4 world cup.
buh stil my post in dis room de dere.
one tin i knw, my story will nat end like dat of RUQUAYAT RUFAI ND PROF NNAAJI

baba u gt mouth

Wadup ppl,weryn dey sup na

Adex097: Nice one ditrix

bro wetyn man go do

Kiluto: ......ITS TIME TO DROP MY RESIGNATION LETTER....... Dis family is a place 2 b no mata d ups nd down involv 4rm pple lyk kolade, odizee, micheal sokoto n d rest ov dem. I nva regret viewin a page bt rada try 2 learn 4rm pples mistakes n gud doings lyk dat ov greatmind, riley, asakel, mickey, adex n d rest ov dem. N d most ov it al is dat faith can nva b preachd beta dan faith hersef. Quitin dis thread nt becos i hav lost hop bt becos i can see dat dis thread is nt 4 d yet 2 b admitd bt 4 dose dat ar alreadi admitd. Metaphycist xperience is wat evry aspirant wish 4 him/hersef no mata d stress involv. Uniben wil stop xistin wen pple lyk sylvalord stop deir unendin desire 2 b d best. Can nva stop wishin 2 hav leg lyk benusi. Al dis ar wat dis thread hav, d suspence ov knwin a ladi 2 b a guy lyk olishe.com. D confusion cusd by 1 gal lyk mehlena, karen n d rest. Watchin guys talk lyk ntin matas, d mr personali imsef 'detivo'. Men wit unendin emotions lyk romanticboy. Guys lashin guys wit insult n later ntin counts. Explicit, sir-tunechi ar jst tryin 2 mk al post count. N jazino remind me ov d formal name ov dis thread. Al dis ar wat i hav cum 2 realise in dis thread, N al d lovly unmentiond names. Sori 2 say bt i hav 2 let go lyk odas. N u guys shud try knw each oda durin clearance no mata d hate. Awarded thread ov d year. Uniben admitd student thread.....kiluto aka Depo_kiluto is hereby resignin 4rm Nairaland as a NairaLander wit no jet. God b praisd 4 d few tyms spent here. Out

kulito,u too much bt in every thing gv thnks man,u just touched ma heart, may the peace of d Lord dat surpasseth all understanding b wit u

All of una dey typ nyc one faith nyc one cos (f) dey in front of her name,hw many post i don ryt,d boning ehn no b here,bt God is watching He knws i hv tried o,. God is watching

Monsieursuave: E dae sweet??

die,if u chop am u go turn to chopper

OSUU9: r u 4 medlab bwo.i am 2uu.nek we relate nrmal nah.2go-CLINTHONEVERGREEN

y u dey copy ma relate na

Monsieursuave: Wtf is tha??

winsh

Monsieursuave: ℓ☺ℓ.

Sick dude

u chop oran?

Monsieursuave: Afta dat old n annoying joke

U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ kor decide 2 drop Ʊя "young" and "pleasing" joke abi


Smh

dats hw it goes

GUIDE TO ARSENAL'S TRANSFER POLICY.
1.Identify unsettled superstar.
2.Ensure he has no interest in joining.
3.Make a bid just under what would be a realistic price.
4.Drag negotiations,gi­ve false hopes and eventually not sign the
player.
5.Blame player's club for rejecting your bid,bad agent e.t.c.
6.Sign unknown French kid.

A man is d bread winner,but a woman
should
at least win d akara,so dey can eat bread
and akara together,man shall not live by
bread
alone

Monsieursuave: Erm, where shuld Ï start??

Ok.

Itz

Old

Stale

Outdated

N

Aint funny, ok?

u knw say wen joke don old e dey vex person,d guy no try

oceandivee: ASUU has just called off d strike....page 52 vanguard newspaper, 1982.....i just luv readin old newspaper

all dis kind tyns na cry dey end am

Nikkie na ijanikin syd u buy d card, and e don dey go?

demistry: Already ansad by fast geniuses na

wat r ur answers

Up man u we do sign.........








































Uniben vc oshodin

Odizee

Nawa o,c as here dry,na yaba tech thread we dey?

demistry: No b google mata...1orange=1orange..no mata d size of d orange..
D same tin 1Kg=1Kg

i guess so,me no b science guy oya ans d remaining questions,

demistry: None is heavier
1Kg=1Kg

go search google o,u go c see similar examples,bt wait which person post dey cos al dis argument

regulated: Answer to question 3: both are of the same size because 1kg is 1kg, no matter wat is being weighed.

not d same o,law of physics go ask isaac newton

Oyivwi mavo

Omo dey ur lane,
Belle no be showglass,
Go slip 4 pit toilet,
Go hug transformer,
Who get food I get mouth...

Mcslize: Question 3 answer: 1kg of sand and 1kg of Iron, no one is heavier than the other cuz both are of the same mass. From physics perspective

sand is slightly heavier cos of air pressure

Pamaimae: wer dem my course mate..banking nd finance?...pls signify ni...wish dos accounting dept good luck oooo..na wetn i b wan study before uniben chnge am to blue film...anyway..Tnk u Lord!

pamaimea i hail o

jovie50: pls someone should try and answer this :

QUESTION 1
10 armed robbers were caught, prosecuted and sentence to death..... there were shot at close range shot by the military firing squad, but none of the men died. How is this possible?

QUESTION 2
How can you make four 9's become 100?

QUESTION 3
Between 1Kg of sand and 1Kg of iron. which one is heavier?

QUESTION 4
which 7 letter word, becomes longer.... when the third letter is removed?

no.1-DEY WERE gvn camera shots
2- 99 9/9
3- 1kg of sand
4-lounger

Im bk again

Sleeping tyns good nyt. May d peace of d Lord dat surpasseth all understanding b wit u all

My guy just tell me say,admission leta is printable,so u can clear all doubts by doing dat cos it was printed today

Monsieursuave: ₪ǻ onli 1 gareth bale dae Ƃ⁴ oo

u b kolanut o,

Monsieursuave: U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ Đíŝ bweh!!

₪ǻ so U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ lyk gareth bale?

no b dat one na yoruba community leader