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N100,000 is big money for bride price Na. Some people pay as low as N6

Na wa oh! Not sure this is news worthy. Why a car so old

modsRbastard:
Did I read that right! . Pls, tell me what later happened to that rice.

This is why visiting a woman and being entertained is dangerous, una don make person get phobia for Cucumber; now person go dey fear to drink ordinary water for una house.... Which kind wahala be this ehn!

Lol so funny that you asked cos my husband asked me what we were going to do with all that rice as well and I told him that we will still eat it
But then I figured that it might be a bad idea

modsRbastard:
Did I read that right! . Pls, tell me what later happened to that rice.

This is why visiting a woman and being entertained is dangerous, una don make person get phobia for Cucumber; now person go dey fear to drink ordinary water for una house.... Which kind wahala be this ehn!

Lol! Google is your friend boo! I didn't invent that method...

Switch it off immediately, try to get out as much water as you can and store it in an air tight pouch full of rice.
I did it when my iPhone 6 fell into the toilet

What's new? We have seen worse days

Blue3k:
At this rate the December N500 to $1 might happen.

Good news!

A woman who is not sane tells you something and you go and act like a mad man killing an innocent soul, Na wa oh

One of my fav actresses

People are starting to decline appointments because there is no longer any money to steal. Interesting!

It will, 20 years from now

Sad that the exchange rate is in shambles but It would be completely stupid of anyone to come to the US and be converting every dollar he/she spends to naira. There's food for everyone in the US , if $54 food is too much. There are places where you can buy $5 plate of food

It's tough! I'm even cracking my brain here

All I see is old runs girls everywhere

Dino likes big women

Only an insensitive human being will still doubt the chibok saga.

Na wa oh! Na so their marriage come scatter.

I'm not single but I wish I was single

Why does he look 60

Why not just read and pass your exam instead of selling yourself short

Too bad!

Avalon316:
Really, he fuc.ks you ?

Yea same way your father bleeps your sister too

Hell no!

Avalon316:
Let's leave the people in our household because I'm sure your dad has never had two packs ,not to talk of six packs.

Mention any of my family members and I will call shymm3xx for you. Lol

My dad is more fit than you are. You can only speak for yourself and your pot belly

Avalon316:
Btw, what did you do to shymmex the other day? The guy pummeled so tey I come dey feel sorry for you.

Lol! Feel sorry? Why? That one is a mad sick psycho that needs urgent rehabilitation.

Avalon316:
While you seek for that answer I would advice that you stand naked in front of a standing mirror and tell me what you see.

Stop looking for a guy with six packs when you have big tummy.
Stop looking for a guy with chiseled chest when you b00b are already drooping
Unfortunately, sexiness is all about getting fat for you naija babes. Once you have too much flesh in the buttocks and thigh, you are sexy.....what a world.

Let's get something straight, I have been working out in the last 7 years and I am very fit but the same can't be said of 99% of girls.

Does that 99% include all the females in your household?
If it does then I can agree with you

vindisick:
river is igbo. her name "dikeh" is purely an igbo name

Rivers is not Igbo. They used to be before the biafran war. Dike is the Igbo version of dikeh

Avalon316:
Do you exercise? I mean running for more than 25 mins or some HIIT training. It's so difficult to see a naija babe working out.

They come to the gym to pass time or to check out the guys. You girls need the gym more than the guys. Almost all the girls are out of shape or with oversized buttocks, loose laps and love handles. Abeg, make una see una mates for south Africa,kenya or even Ghana.

You lots want the best but you aren't even manageable.

I was in a pool recently and I noticed that all the girls with stretch marks and cellulites were Nigerians. Haba.

The question clearly asks " why do most Nigerian MEN develop a pot belly"
Major key word : MEN!!!

Too much beer, bad diet, lack of exercise

sweetilicious:
She is a good woman. Igbo girls are good

She's not Igbo, Na rivers pikin

Waiting for the man that will buy me my own Lexus

So creepy