One of the banners is along my street off okporo road artillery. This is real...rubbish church

I was paid 2k leader bonus this morning..MMM IS u and I, if u don't ph how will u Gethelp. U won't herald the tines MMM was there for u. Greedy felloow

freeze001:
Mad fools! Foolish executive pigs in office! They had to wait till the last minute! Security checks my foot!

I wish I can click 10000 likes for this comment

U have it!

[quote author=ThinkSmarter post=53516859]Yeah, this is just it, look at how it z in a high class Naija hospital, talkless of our common general hospitals.
2yrs is not enough for the saint to create a legacy in the health sector.
So after chanting #ChangeBeginsWithMe and budgeting exorbitant amount of money on Aso Villa clinic, he still go to London as if White people don't die despite their good health care facilities.
Some People fail to realize that The moment ur body cells, tissues and organs have grown old and weak, India or Germany will not save you, simple.
Never heard of any Indian or German that outlived 120.
Hope, the whites invest in our health care, the whites are more professional and humanitarian in nature than the ones that will allow u to bleed to death cuz u didn't pay deposit.

*modified *
men's boxers seems to be the same, whether it's a Senator, pastor, student, though differences may exist ,but not all that much as it is among women.

Ur head dey dia!

youngmoneyeze:
My dear good people of nairaland plz i need perfect answer about this. Is futo used two sitting and can i use this result to gain admission in futo under computer science: Economics C5,Geography B3,English language D7,Furthermaths A1,Maths B3,Agriculture science B3,Biology C6,Chemistry C6, Physics A1 but in my first Waec i have English C6.

You can combine both cos they take 5cs I engr. Maths.chem.phy.bio or econs or geo

U r gd2go

After they will say MMM IS ponzi scheme..
Nigeria itself is the major ponzi scheme

Mtdchewww

U must be a devil incarnate.maybe that's u she left u
GOD please no let MMM come back, put all my enemies to shame



my ex used all her money cause of greed(money you no work for) to play MMM, and not up to 2 weeks it crashed come see joy for my heart. I am the happiest man on earth [/quote]

....even the IG of police is in river state now....na wa

MMM the way out.....some people still be doubting. Always growing my money in MMM

Good evening y'all.

I recently open a shop in port-harcourt, okporo road off artillery to be precise. I deal on weavons, attachments, wigs and accessories.

I don't have the capital now to stock brazullian, Peruvian hair et al.
Pls I want to know if there's anyone in this forum that sells such, that is willing to give me to sell, after which I will have my percentage when sold an return the agreed sum/ capital.

If the person is resident in phc will be appreciated, to enable for note scrutiny of my business place, writing of agreement an surety if need be. This is to enable me give my shop some sort of face lift and class. Also to satisfy my customers who always ask for such hair.

Thanks
08097498939

Ladies shaaaa

Plenty wahala for trivialities....

Mshtchewwwww

APshit unleashing mayhem in rivers since 1550BC
to pave way for state of emergency.
They kill even theirs to make it look like its d opposition, all for the quest for power!

We will reject state of emergency in rivers as we take over!

Gov Wike teaching them wikematics as I urge them to also take Wikemol 1 tab a day to calm their pain as d election results keep rolling out in favour of PDP!
#Riversispdp#

#Emefielemustgo#

CAN should also account for the tithes and offering they coppect from (gullible) followers..

Most stupid of all comments!

Who told u God is involved in (Nigeria) politics?
Y didn't he fault the judgements of the lower courts?
He actually applauded them when they ruled in his favour, and now he's crying foul..

Pls advise him to respect the sacred chamber of justice and stop inciting and heating up the polity in River state.

Thank you

This man again! He's onpoint though, but I think he's stylishly campaigning for 2019!

Bring them on 2x
# Psquaresvoice#

Nice hair

FP worthy!!! Nice op

I reside in PH. Do u have an office in PH

nnachukz:
We are in a big shit. Any supposed good news that will benefit the masses always turn out to be false. But bad news of sack and multiple sacks is always correct and true. What have we found ourselves into? Which gods have we offended?

Lol

Dishonorable senators spewing nonsense since 1515BC! Always speaking from both sides of their mouths...

Enof of this ministerial bruhaha.....

Same old wine in new bottles

Dannyset:
There's always a way around every rule. It worked for Koro.

Change is here now. The 5th,6th,7th assembly manoveured this cos of corruption that ate deep into them, but now the table has turned!

Its constitutional!!!!

That cancer MUST not kill her. She must dance to the raggae now cos d blues is still coming

Thieficians....

190theclown:
Nigerians sha

Una really get time to de follow all these events

even if buhari should summon me to his presence today

I wont go because i answerth not to no man

y'all should focus on your lives and forget these people

Y'all have been following politics since 1960 yet one plot of land una nor get

yet you see yourselves killing, dying, celebrating and being happy on the internet

over people who have little or no impact in your lives.

I rather you celebrate your boss who pays your daily bread/salary over buhari and fashola anytime

1000 likes for this...

Adonbilivit

Please I need help on how to unlock my iPhone 4s. I tried registering the sim but wasn't successful.

Later, I was ask to activate using an iTunes.

Please help

Thank you

[quote author=shizzy7 post=37680270]I Am Ready To Declare My Assets,,
I Have
*3 Lipstick
*2 Brown powder
*5 Bags
*11 Gowns
*13 jeans trousers
*4 Shoes
*1 Phone
*1 PC
*Waec certificate
AND
*A dormant Account with Union Bank

[b]I Need change]

Lmao! O my gawd!!!

Nairalanders won't kil me with lafta!

To my own knowledge I don't think those that have military background go for NYSC!

Haba Obj u just wanna get attention again?

Am very certain that if millions are involved u wouldn't hesitate to swear affivadit of being below 30!

Smmmmh.....yeye dey smell

handie:
If my girlfriend is waiting for any of these new proposing techniques, then she go tey for garage o. Na either through text message, whatsapp message or a bbm ping. If that's not good enough for her, she fit face front abeg

Lwkmd...still waiting for more funny comments

Pls how do I publish my change of name in d dailies cos I don't know where they have their publishing houses.

Somebody advise pls.

Thanx all

I served in Uyo. Min of Environment to b precise. There's no drainage along IBB way. It's along nwaniba, oron road, abak road that v underground drainage. But most of d canals are blocked an needs to be opened.

Dishonorable members!!!