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Maki I was thot cat gotten yr tong b4 o.We is al fin jare.But som pepul jelos me, som pepul jelos me jare som pepul jelos me,bcus of mai inglish _{n queens Medal}

@ Naija agl. Yes i si is hungyr b4 now i sis is eat   don't took yours jelosnesses out in me o.

Inlong or short i imvit u to join n eatchop wit a Hungry Diva

Efuah mai dia,it r not isy atal o.I scatter queen wit mai cold inglis n she jus opened her mout n siad she never heard of spookin gooder inglish lik ma yon.

@ Naija gal- u is jelos abi?? Go n brushdown yr inglish jare

@ Carosein i spok true n notin but tru tru o. U knowet that mai inglish it has no part 2 naw

AHH.I r bac o.i is  is go to Rondon to fisit d queen  

She as me to gret al u pipul. n she given me medal 4 mai inglish spokeen.

I've got loads of BLINGS.

What do u hav??

I hav fat sexy legs.

What do u hav??

AHH OTI O!! CAPITAL N to the O!!

What is it about power that drives men crazy??

Cus he wanted to funkify his name.

Why do people call themselves Devil??

swoosh:
How may i remove this post please. I;ve got what i think i need

@ poster-So u hav recieved healin shape shape eh, ^{R u sur??} This Nairaland Panadol extra solution strong o.
Good for u man. wish u luck.

eeh Swoosh,what exactly is your problem?? since two of you r in love??
At least she told you about her past,^{see why some girls don't wanna reveal deep truth about their past.}
Listen bro,with the way you are thinking which ain't healthy at-all,you r gonna have problems in your relationship.Let love conquer all and forget about awakening a long gone dead Ghost.Whats up with u n the other guy anyway?? u don't kno him so why sniff in2 imaginary closet?, i don't want to b'liv u r the overly jealous types who get anxious 4 no just reason.Feed love into your soul to erase all them bad thoughts.^{Not a soul feeder them thots u hav u know.}
And by the way how old r u?? don't be dating no underage girl aight?  

Takia

How is al of u

Aah, U pipul is stil spoken bad bad inglish eh??

No transfer no leaf

Higher,Higher,Higher oh o Ethopia

Sud see some of ma family members . so

tHER CAme de bride, all drese in Brown n silk oops soorry o ma sillky ore

Ralvy:
you may be the priest

I corrected u at that levels bros, U shall sopos to say (u may be the priestresess)
A ah, ^{simple inglish some pepul cannot spek}

Efuah stoped wantin more Husband   lof only rALVY .i NOw proclamation u mAN n eFuah.
lif Happily after ever

eFuah WAS wanting to go , bcus she was dump lik sack of Garri by play play smol yaro(boy),sorry o

An the no 1 case of badest spokened inglish wit certificted certification wented to , sikl rbown lskl,,     me is forgot how to speel the name sef  

Ahhh brOWNsILK u IS NO 1 CASE OF Badest spoked inglish on Nairaland.
U spoke brown inglish plus silky spelinzzzzzzzz

wit the state of spoked inglish here,i decry a state of imagency on Nairalanders shape shape!!, lof or no ruv
All of u r needed help seriously o

LoF away abeg lof is the most goodest tin on world abi?? so lof away abeg

i CAN sEE lof one tin tin inside d ear ari air! Aha!

Eya, U Is alredi adicted to badest inglis, ur inglis is killed me o,but i suld resurect

IAM sATTED DOWN n shooked mai head at all tis bad bad inglish.HABA

iT r Do now.

Only me spok di bestest inglish here.All of u, goes bac to skool !! A ah

O MAI GOD! U pepul has muder,slaugta, butcherd Maim,mutilat and Jakie Chan booted Inglish languge oooooo      

Rest in pis gooder inglish      

Between you n yourself ??

Ain't nothin like that unless u tellin me, u n yrself are perfect ??

NONE IS PERFECT,NO NOT ONE.

cHAI!! u SKOOL IS NOT TAP ATAL.nO WONDER I WONDER ,U GONE TO SKOOL OF SPOKEN GRAMMA N U R NOT SPEK BETTER GRAMMA.sHAM OF U. sHAM NO U. SHAM ON U!!

mai English was no 1. I goes to Cambridge secondary skool.U WAS NOT GO TO SKOLL ABI??

All This people that no kno how to spoke English are usin this tread to covering up.Chai na wa o
Goes bac to skool all of you abeg

Ah ah!! Simple English some people cannot spoke it.! Haba.

Ain't nothin lik a perfect relationship.
Close to perfect maybe but never perfect.

Jus ma Nappy hair in a side part.^{i was lik born wit this style} Takes me close to 20min to comb and style evry day mainly cus of the tight kinks n all the hair stuffs i pour in it.^{Am a hair product junkie} .Am cutting it soon 4 a new look and cus i want one of thoz long curly half braids.Like d one Beyounce used to rock uhhh, can,t wait 4 that new look!!!