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Pastor Chris is a good preacher n all that but, i've got an issue wit the hair thing .Plus, why r other pastors of the church following suit?? .Iam Nigerian I've all but gone nappy and am proud n loving it.Is he (Pastor Chris) not proud of his African hair? Jus wondering

Ethiopian-Somalian ladies any day any time.They've got it all  Mum's lik WOW!!  ^{Hair,skin,small waist,Big'ol hips,wel endowed up ther n down bac  too}    yadda yadda

Plus you can't help but drool @ Naija babes

Feelin ya Londoner Feelin ya,

londoner:
, we are family I got all my people with me, lol

Cus love is blind n can't see a second sight.

When will this tread end??

Hiya every body,ma name is Tima n am a Kogite.
My dad's is from Kogi While me beautiful Mama is half Ethiopian and half Somalian.
I grew up in the core Hausa speaking Nothern part of Naija, Now that's a language i can use to sell anybody.

Tips for maintaining braids and cornrows:
• Always make sure your hair is properly washed and treated with deep conditioner before putting in braids and cornows.
• Do not use heavy hair cream, this tends to weight your hair down, causing build-up and flaky scalp.
• For your comfort, select a style that is appropriate for your hair length and texture.
• Do not leave your braids in for more than eight weeks at a time. As your hair may begin to lock causing severe breakage.
• Put your hair in a silk or satin scarf before going to bed at night to avoid frizz.

I am actually not a braids person, but since i started transitioning to natural hair,i've done a lenghty kinky n am goin for cornrow next.D micro or mila braids is a no no 4 moi.

You could buy her diamonds
You could buy her pearls
Take her on a cruise around the world
Baby, you know she's worth it
Dinner lit by candles
Run her bubble bath
Make love tenderly to last, and last
Baby, you know she'sworth it

zigalo:
because you're posting mail with you stomach,

why do we have to work, ?

So your kids do not hav to wok.

I don't wok.Who else doesn't ??

Becus blood is thicker than water.

Who do u look lik ??

Same reason u tak White rice Rice wit stew !

why am i suddenly Hungry ?

CUS U R JOBLESS.

What r u up 2 now??

Becus' since ' Judas Is-carrot, ' He cannot be Mango

why does he hav to betray Jesus anyway ??

    , CHECK THAT OUT ! WOW!!

Haa Haaaa Haaa haaa, Men, Queen Bee u r really Funny o.
Now why wont i b interested if football is being played lik that eh??

SHOU!!

   

Cus i squat when i do mine, But he stands n jus points it


Why was that question asked sef??

Depends on what u term "CHI CHI " 

Why r some Naija English words difficult to decipher??  

A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

Who is d ideal real man

Becus screamin releases d pressure.

Why do i hav d feelin i didn't get yr question ??

Yes!!!!!

Why can't i slap ma boss some times ??

Yes.Cus she wants a private job.

How private can one get anyway??

Cus we r all talkatives and Naira talks.

Why is money so imp 2 man??

Cus if we do we wont be creatin a 4midable legacy for mankind.

WHO DARES MESS WIT A BLACK MAN ??

tundewoods:


To teach you how to play chess.

Why is masturbation a birth control method ?

Why must u dis-virgin ma virgin heart??

Cus he wants to mess up d rules of d main game !

why r rules always broken??  

Same reason we love the smell of money though it stinks!

Why aint we all born rich ??

Cus am a guardian Angel so i need them eyes to watch over u

Why can't we see into other peoples thoughts??

Cus U r not me, so

Who am i ??