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Finally
She's mine!
Congratulations Phi

All this ungrateful people self

Omo I'll like mine domesticated o
But not to make her feel inferior or less of herself, I think you should balance it. She should go to the kitchen with you even if you wouldn't want her to help she can at least talk about her day while you do the cooking.

So know when to balance it. Even if she won't do anything just let her be close to you (that's the fun of a relationship)
You chop onions i fry the meat
The slice the plantain, I fry it
You sweep, i mop (or the reverse )
Make the bed, I scatter it (Shebi you like work)
You wash the clothes, i hang them
Even if you don't want her to work, always involve her, make her feel her presence around is necessary.
Even if you fry thr meat and she start eating (all na work).
This is the time you guys bond, rare moments money can never buy, and fun time that involves no cash but filled with happiness, smiling face and love...

Awww

amaniro:


A married woman can never tempt me with her dress taste, Especially a mother of 3

Never say never!

If goat know say salad dey he for no dey chop grass
Pesin way get big teeth make he still get big lip take cover am (I know one gorvenor that has both)

If you no fit climb na ground you take dey talk am

I NO KNOW na dey commot pesin from police wahala

Book way no gree enter head go follow enter exam hall

I'm coming.

Hmmm

Nigeria politics now a family business.

They both look like peeps getting ready for spiritual cleansing

TechCapon:
my sister I'm not the Pope nah.

The quest for it though

Dmpaul:
guys i feel sad now.
One of the girls just killed hasef.

Seriously?

TechCapon:
I sent you dm. Send me the video sharply sharply

Even you?

When are we going to ever learn
To be girl don tire me o... Just imagine the way dey were making mockery of her.

[color=#F9F9F9]He respects you and you feel peace inside...
I have found mine
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joseo:
a player and girls admire that

Lol
If you're a player and your girl still admires you, uncle she's also a player. In fact the both of you are just fooling yourselves.

Airforce01:
Her types are all over Lagos .


Truth is, any lady that ha had more than 4 body counts before marriage , is a slut.

And a man who has more than 4 should be called what?

This is what they are paying for.
If you know you know

elsse:
Lol....fingers crossed

None available.

Bluezy13:
Hehehe...

Chai
You mean even your mum was also scared


And for the solo conversations you have in his room, won't it affect you psychologically ??

I don't think so.
It's one thing i can't stop doing.

Bluezy13:


Na you first come na...

Done.
Waiting for yours.

Bluezy13:
Share your own na

After you

Funniest moments
My bro and i were watching WRONG TURN and we watched it until PHCN took the light in the night and we went to bed. Him to is room and me, to my mum's room.

Not up to an hour he rushed back to my mum's door knocking and calling my name and when i answered him "what is it " he said i should come o, he couldn't sleep again that he has been imagining things (effect of the movie) so i told him i was coming, immediately i wanted to stand up, my mum held me and was like "Why you dey allow this boy use your head self. I was just staring at her confused and she continued "If him no fit sleep wetin concern you.na you send am make he watch bad film for night. na so he watch one snake film finish, he run come my room for night say Snake dey pursuit am. Lol.

I pleaded with her to allow me keep him company and she allowed me and that was how we got talking..From family to friends, to guys and girls and luckily nepa brought back the light, we were still talking and laughing, even my mum was laughing in the room and when she couldn't bear it, she joined us.

It got to point, i was feeling hungry and since there was no indomie in the house again, she had to prepare spaghetti. after eating i rushed to the room and mum was like, where you dey go? i looked at her and said "Make i do wake keeping for you.i dey go sleep na, before i even finished what i was saying, my brother just walked passed me to his room and my mum was yelling, Una don make sleep commot from my eyes una wan go sleep leave me abi and we started laughing.

We went back to bed at about 4 while she was awake till 5..
And now that he's not around, anytime i find it hard to sleep, I just enter his room and start a conversation in my head... Even insomnia self dey fear.
He was my best night conversationalist

OneSentence:
yes I am. so are u urhobo, ijaw or isekiri?

Urhobo

elsse:
Upload your pics let’s talk

Hmmm
Lemme see if i have anyone.

OneSentence:
ow...that explains it...I love starch so much...hope u gud ma'am

Sure.
And guess you are also?

OneSentence:
hi...are you deltan? saw starch in your dp so I'm curious...

Yes, I am.

sharpwriter:
Better upload yur best pix instead of that yellow eba abi na akpu wey dey dia wit soup wey we no sabi

If Delta people catch you with this your comment, Omo cry go tire you o
That's my best pic for now.

So much hate
While you lament over him here, he's making his money and that's all that matters..
Bigger you i pray Alexreport.

chris31:
For ur mind u think that u will recognise him when he first come
Remove pride in ur life from now till April if u don't get married call me a liar

I don't think i have pride thou.

Mine is by month ending
Don't worry sweet, he is coming.

delugajackson:
Check your messages, that 'poor' guy you've been ignoring since 2014 might just be the one.

2014
I don't have such.