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AreaFada2:
Very funny. If you have thousands what is wrong with putting it in the bank?

Armed robbers/burlers could have taken it easily.

Which bank
Those thieves in disguise... Abeg na this one dey cool body pass o
No unnecessary bank charges
ATM deduction (even if you don't have or haven't used yours)


Piggy is the real deal.

dingbang:
that shouldn't be the question.

Lol
If you don't wanna tell me, well i know at least 50% of what's happening.
You never say such things about ladies, but these days you seems bitter towards the female folks..

dingbang:
Never ever take girls seriously..

What have dey done to you

MrPlato:
...





Why You Giving Me That Face?


How Was Your Night

Lemme alone. I'm not fine

MrPlato:
...


Divay22 i Hope You Have Something Like This

No i don't

Hmmm

They can chop and drink beer

Who Still have food to share this night ,I'm hungry

Oh lord pls return peace to this thread once more.

#Amen ..Morning all, y'all have a nice day.

MrPlato:
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Ritylove

UyaiIncomparabl

Divay22

Babyforever


Get Ready! December You Ladies Are Coming With Me To This Party

With you
Hell NO

Josh44s:
Are you from Delta and an Urhobo chick if I may ask?

Yes

Josh44s:

Hahaha
Awwwww. Please don't cry
I'll try and cook it on Sunday for you

zinnyzee:
We're not exactly derailing you know


Some people actually take weed as food.
And this thread is about food, isn't it?

Read the title of the thread again, this time slowly and tell me if what you said and what you read are alike.


No need quoting me, I won't reply.

DELTACHAINSMOKER:
Lol really? I wish I can confirm that. . . But you've gotten high on codeine?

Those guys up north, they can smoke and get high on just about anything they lay their hands on even go as far as sniffing petrol.


Codeine and substance users are highest in that region. BBC said that not me. . .

Why not open a weed thread for the both of you to goan derail d way you like there

adecz:
Oga Titus® don scatter
record.

9 sardines in one can; must have
been quite stuffy in there

Personally, i usually prefer
2 or 3 larger ones though..

9
Where did you buy it?

franchasng:
I want to be all-in-one

Nah.
It will be to heavy for you to carry.
God loves a cheerful giver

YOUNGELDER1:
This guy spellings and ranting no be here.

Meanwhile Toyin now.

That one dey file teeth dey ready

The fight never still finich
Bob can drag issues

franchasng:
Don't be deceived guys, virtually all girls/ladies/women have different men in their life for different needs like:

1.) Financial need; the guys that foot their exorbitant bills and help them sort their financial problems, these class of men get rewarded with sex, hugs, mild kisses, sucking, and sometimes a deceptive peck

2.) Emotional need: these are the guys that are always there for the lady when her boo breaks her heart or when she loses a loved one or when she loses her job...guess what They get no reward, their only reward is endless waiting to be the main boyfriend

3.) Sexual need: these guys are sometimes handsome, rough, rugged, no-nonsense guys, and maybe masculine with 12 packs and big biceps , they are the ones who make their heart pound because they spread their legs without mercy and pound like piston in an ancient locomotive engine train

4.) Marital need: these are the guys they keep in hope of marriage; they usually act cool headed and good with these class of guys...they pretend to be wife material...they hardly get angry around them....and they don't ever discuss sex with these class of guys as they always make them believe they are Italian nuns

5.) Career or business need: this is the guys that help them grow in their career or business...sometimes they reward them with one time sex or frequent sex if the guy is good in the oza room (Buhari has corrupted me, blame the dullard, this is one of the reason we must vote him out asap before he corrupts more Nigerians )

6.) Spiritual need: ah, alfa, pastor, prophets, evangelists, brothers, choir masters, deacons and of course babalawos and dibias all fall into this category and they reward them in various means ranging from money, sex, gifts, etc....it all depends on the spiritual leader's desire

7.) Domestic need: these are their errand boys who help them go fill their finished cooking gas, fix their car tyres, take their car to the mechanic, fix electric bulbs, install new fans and TVs, and they get their reward in heaven

Which one wee you be for me

Josh44s:
I want you to cook that food in your profile pic and invite me over. I am very serious

Lol
No probs.. Until Christmas Eve

delugajackson:
Relationships were only meant for two, but sadly, some b.itches don't know how to count. Well this isn't new, as 95% of Nigerian ladies keep more than 1 man in their lives, each serving one purpose or the other.

If you check a typical Nigerian lady's phone, you will see contacts like - Emeka shoprite, Prince Camry, Nnamdi Venza, Femi recharge card, Subscription guy, Big Fish, Fresh fish, My crush, My school love, My prince, My first love, My second love, My First heart, My second heart, My X, My former love, My current love, My sugar, iPhone maga, First Bank guy, U.B.A guy, Cab guy, Ice-cream guy, Cool room, Hotel guy, Sweet Choir-master, Sweet neighboour, and finally, My Daddy in the lord.

They are all undercover p.rostitutes and packaged hoes, packaged hoes parading themselves as girlfriends and wives-to-be. Later, they will be running from Shiloh to city of zion, looking for a God fearing husband that will take over their rotten, dilapidated and worn out holes.

Jesu
This is damn hilarious

[color=#F5F5F5]Lemme start gathering my own [/color]

iLegendd
[color=#F5F5F5]Who the Fùçk told you i was a bad girl before
I'm a good girl [/color]

iLegendd:
[color=#F5F5F5]Divay22 my run away girlfriend. I miss you small sha. How have you been?[/color]

[color=#F5F5F5]Missed you too.. I've been okay and you? [/color]

Let's goan make trouble with it

[color=#F5F5F5]Thanks[/color]

[color=#F5F5F5]Let's try [/color]
hmm

93Miles:
Sounds like you're addicted to him.


Addiction is bad..

Don't worry, we're cool with that

Realberg:
Just climb the mast already, it's up there

Help me na. Shebi dey say Man first

morningstar55:
you better consult the person that prepared that banga soup and starch before quoting figures cos you seem not sure...also ask the person if s/he can prepare n waybill

Lemme goan consult my ancestors then

93Miles:
When you are tired of your man give me a call...

The fact is, I haven't even gotten enough of him not to talk of tired.
And for calling you, In your dreams son n