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Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Divay22(f): 10:44am On Oct 06, 2018 |
If goat know say salad dey he for no dey chop grass Pesin way get big teeth make he still get big lip take cover am (I know one gorvenor that has both) If you no fit climb na ground you take dey talk am I NO KNOW na dey commot pesin from police wahala Book way no gree enter head go follow enter exam hall 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by franklingud(m): 10:50am On Oct 06, 2018 |
Pursue fowl falling down, fowl be jangling. Mechanic no gree make person know who dey mad. 1 Like |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Divay22(f): 11:01am On Oct 06, 2018 |
jojothegreat: 4 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by sisisioge: 12:00pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
ahnie: Atall atall na winch market |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Manweysabi(m): 12:23pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
* One day one day, monkey go enter market, e no go come back. * Prick wey go stand go stand, e no need hand to hold am. * Because your eba dey don, no mean say your neighbor na lazy man. * Dem no dey tell blind man sey rain dey fall. *Na small sh.it dey spoil nyash 9 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by zlantanfan: 12:24pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Who naked no dey put hand for pocket How person wen dumb go fit tell blind man say person die? Temper hot, temper hot e no fit boil beans Egg roll na bunce wen get egg Garri nor get advert but na him sell pass Make i rush come na turn garri to eba 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by kapelvej: 12:27pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Dem never wash beans Akara don dey smell 2 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by fancy4eve(f): 12:28pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Wetin concern agboro wit ova load Big man big trouble Notn good dey cum Eazy 1 Like |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 12:28pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Hahahahahahahahah Walahi, una get malaria |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by ololade91(f): 12:29pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Waffarianman: |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by temptnow: 12:30pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Dog say him no go believe sey party dey happen for village until him begin pick bone for ground. 5 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by teniboss(m): 12:30pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
odogwunaija:....WTF toto water small but e dey baff prick...damnnnnnnn....choi 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by OhiOfIhima: 12:30pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
jojothegreat: Weldone bro.. Make me laugh dis afternoon... Custard na akamu wey go school for abroad. Chia dis one crack me up.. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by shibanbo(m): 12:30pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush! Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent loose translation:How you start doesn’t matter,what matters is how you finish. Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/ cow with face cap? loose translation:Mind your business. If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am loose translation:Mind your business. If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience I get am before No be property loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present. If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate loose translation:Don’t outstay your welcome Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now! loose translation:There is always a reason for something Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala loose translation:Easier said than done No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans. loose translation:Calm down,your temper won’t solve the problem Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with em own radio. loose translation:Every man for himself You no need cutlery to chop slap loose translation:You don’t need my translation to understand this,lol Opolo eye no be open eye loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn’t make you civilised,lol Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus. loose translation:let sleeping dog lie Bring suya, bring suya,…….na cow body dey suffer am. loose translation:Every action has a consequence E go better na e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life. Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start. loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old. loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back. loose translation:Don’t cry over spilt milk Nearly no dey kill bird. loose translation: It’s either you have it or you don’t Fly wey no get special adviser na im dey folow dead bodi enta grave loose translation: Don’t stay ignorant No matter how lizard dey do press up, e no go get chest like aligator loose translation: Be proud of who you are The cassava today fit be gari tomorrow loose translation: No condition is permanent If mad man don beat ur mama before,if she see mechanic she go run… loose translation: once beaten twice shy Jollof Rice wey dey for d bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro loose translation: no condition is permanent Person wey never find space for ground no suppose dey look for mat Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance too much Who read na im serious, who pass na im know book weda nyansh face east or west, na still back e go dey Fly wey land on top Butter, think say im be butterfly 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Donzion77(m): 12:30pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
D monkey (APC) when wan see the hunter face(that wants to rig 2019 election),go receive bullet for im eye 2 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by CHRISDMANAGER(m): 12:31pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Small body no be sickness.. Big belle no make you big man.. |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by boyfwend(m): 12:32pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
jayokoye: Nah fuvk go kill you |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Kaytixy: 12:33pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
jojothegreat:guy you funny die. say man wan chop meat no mean say e go see cow begin call am broda |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Spy17100(m): 12:33pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Coconut know say him journey far,na wetin make e carry him own water!! 5 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Temptee101(m): 12:33pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Pikin wey nor know em mama boyfriend, dey call am brother Any which way na way Nobi today yansh dey for back Power nobi powder Belle nor dey fear come dey front 1 Like |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by ejigah(m): 12:33pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
If snake bite your papa, any time you see rope you go run. Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop. Konji na bastard Den no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall 2 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 12:35pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Wetin pikin dey climb tree to see naim elders siddon dey look since Na sweet leaf dey kill goat. Nor come put san san for my garri. Who nor go nor know. Na fence when fall naim make goat dey climb am anyhow. Corn when strong na for teeth them dey know. The thing when dey pursue bird pikin naim dey teach am to fly well well. At all at all ogoro must jump fence You nor go because of meat kneel down for cow 3 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by OLORIPAPA: 12:35pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Fowl wey shit wey nor piss, na eh body eh dey. |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by thoollz: 12:35pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
No be person wey first call police dey win case. 4 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by project7(m): 12:35pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Instead of make full cow lost, we go cut the tail. Na house wey fall na im make fowl climb am. We no fit fear malu then come still fear the malu shiit join. When yawa gas, all men go answer e papa name. 4 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by infinito1990(m): 12:35pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
I tire nor mean say I lazy Pikin way think he fit use he tongue count he teeth na headache go kill am Your head big nor mean say you Sabi book Na small chikoko dey catch big fish Small pikin way chop witch na plantain leave kill am Palm wine nor smell reach shit but nai fly dey rush pass I nor Sabi book nor mean say I nor Sabi chop Cassava way good na from the stem dem take dey know am 5 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by macedios(m): 12:37pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Shit no get bone but wen you match am,you go hail. [color=#006600][/color] 1 Like |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by LordKingsley: 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Person wey too try for party dey follow wash plate Today newspaper na tomorrow suya wrap Pregnant woman no dey shame to open nyash 2 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Mizwisdom(f): 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Wu no know go know Na Crayfish make back bend Monkey no fine but him mama like am Money no de fall from heaven do better tin money go come Goat when de laugh go still enter pot Tolo Tolo de show himself but last last na belle e go enter 2 Likes |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by LordKingsley: 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Person wey too try for party dey follow wash plate Today newspaper na tomorrow suya wrap Pregnant woman no dey shame to open nyash 1 Like |
Re: Some Hilarious Pidgin English Proverbs To Crack You Up by Nobody: 12:39pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Hujosi: Its good you have been chased out of the ashewo thread so you can concentrate on your apprenticeship program.silly. Peace. |
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