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NeeKlaus:
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Happy birthday.. Space booker of life

What happened to 2018

McBrooklyn:
Coward!! How I wish I was there then when the boy was giving you the beatings of your life...

Tell me if you've always won a fight

You would have supported me or helped him out?

Still shaking

I'm really not happy about it

Beautiful
Conjugal bliss to them.

Twizzy30:
i say i go fucck am sotey my leg nd her leg go dey shake to stand. no worry abt food, god go provide

Lol..
No go kill people children o

wordbank:
Steady yanshing till I collapse [/quote
[quote author=Twizzy30 post=62086546]like my bruh up there said. make we dey fucxk ourselves till thy kingdom come. for bathroom, balcony, toilet, bedroom, staircase, dining.

Apart from the yanshing una no go eat

That's a selfish notion from her..
I see no wrong in doing that.your husband should be at peace if he's not around to know that you can fund the home in his absence, if eventually the money he gave you wasn't sufficient enough...

Na cooperation they make rice full pot..

When they see you can move on without them, they'll come back.

...

Expecting we both work hand in hand to make things work... We won't be just a couple but on one Team..
We'll fight together, loss together and win together and others shall be added unto us...


Won't be a rollercoaster ride, but one can only hope for the best.

Make i chill here as sleep no gree come

I no fit explain how he happen, na for school, abi for house, or for Well when we dey fetch water.... but i know say i don chop beating way make me wan commit suicide

I run reach river make i jump enter water, omo I see death run go house back go cry ..

It all happened when we were fetching water from the Well, and a boy i was at least a year other than was dishing out words to me, only for the rest kids still waiting to fetch water to tell me i was afraid of this small rat, that i couldn't beat him..

So out of over confident or (make i no fall my hand) i went to him and slapped him, na so fight start o, the guy beat me ehn, I was just on the ground crying and when i stood up, gathered the Lil courage i had and with shame i cried home,and i made a mistake of telling my mum, she added her own beating that made me wanted to commit suicide and i went to bed without eating that day, in her words "It useless feeding me "


Days later we met at the Well again, now this boy was using what he did to get back at me, other kids around the well were just hailing him, my spirit was so angry, i really wanted revenge..
I asked him to stop talking that it was okay, he matched to my front and told me what will i do if he doesn't stop, out of anger and pains, I carried my empty rubber bucket and use it to hit him hard, boy landed on the ground and i kept using the bucket to hit him, dude say his blood and he was weak and they took him home, only for the mum to match to my house later that evening to report to my mum.... One word i didn't say..

And not until we left that location, the boy never talked to me again, he eventually became scared of me....That's one among the things you see when you grow up in the Street

He don be for am o..
For this kind weather

I can't fit try it
An only girl, is like I'll just pack out of the house

Ishilove:
Mscheeeew. Arrant fuckery. Every child that passes through my womb MUST taste the rod. I may not be as hard with it as my parents were but they will surely feel the wrath of my hot rod when they misbehave.

Even the bible recognises this all important tool of discipline.


Prov 22 vs 15

Whop their ass with one hand, and draw them closer with the other, that's my motto.

[/b]In short, I will make you go and select the cane yourself, either from the tree in the compound or from the local koboko seller. That alone will reset your brain. The caning will just add the finishing touch[b].

They won't escape it

Draei:

Her, her, her...tha' heck you tryna say?

Hahahahahahaha
Be nice hun

SuperSuave:
I'd prefer not to say on NL. Do you still use your 090... for Whatsapp? I'll drop a 'Hello' later

Yeah. Lol
You dey fear make your villa people no locate you

Alright, if you insist

benzene00:
if this trash makes front page I will deactivate my nairaland Asap


what nonsense

Oya o...
You done ready

Lol
Make i eat first

I was trying what i couldn't finish..
But from the part i read it was hilarious

Draei:

Uhm, I'll pass ma'am.

Like i already knew.It's a failed attempt

Qsscruz:
Definitely, being conscious about it helps avoid any mistakes in choosing a partner.. T or D

D

Draei T or D

Qsscruz:
With rates of divorce in the recent times, it is sane to worried about it..

But it's just a fear right..i just believe in positivity..
Everything will work out fine.

PureWaterNylon:
let Me Be Your Boyfriend For One Week Na

Lol
Na Jonah economy na money long then o

7
Abeg let's start all over again

Qsscruz:
What fears you the most?

Having a broken home.
It scares me like something i can't get rid off.

PureWaterNylon:
who Is Your Nairaland Crush

Hmm
Crush ehn
I don't do crush things