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Nature was interested in her and she hated that such would happen that day. Nature gave her time to cry out without anybody to hear her cry. She watched the rain pouring and wished it were in human form, especially a man. So that she would have the chance to slap its face for disrupting her plan. She hissed again. And luckily for her or should she regard it as unfortunately, her phone had dropped into the drainage on her way. So, there was no way she could call any of her friends. There was no way she could get her phone back again. She hissed and felt betrayed by life. ‘You are mad!’ She shouted. The rain, like a deaf singer, ranted on, hitting as many ceiling it could. She burst into tears.’ You should rained to stop that slowpoke from coming. You should have hinted me.’ She felt as though she had swallowed a whole bag of cement, the taste sort of lingered on her tongue. What could be more? There she was, at the edge of her life, she felt a raw injury was opened within her. She gave him her life. She did. She sowed into the relationship. And she was so blinded by securing a better future in his life that she gave up everything. And was blind to the fact that he had not even sacrificed anything into the relationship. Though she had watched movies and had read so many books about such thing like this she never expected it. But none of the prior knowledge hinted that he would ever leave her. The stupid boy left her for another girl. She would revenge. Yes, she would. She wouldn’t revenge on him. He was too dear to her. He was just too dear to her. She had to let the pain be redirected towards someone else. And that person she didn’t know. She cried. Her wail was swallowed in the noise of the heavy rain as though it was a stick sweet in the mouth of a little girl. Her pain was fanned by the wind of the house she sat in. They must be sleeping together now. Her boyfriend had another girl inside. The foolish boy was kissing her when she entered the room. He looked at her and smiled. He said ‘hi’ and returned to kissing her. As the rain subsided, she rose from her seat. Men everywhere were in trouble, she would so edge them on. They would love her. Yes, she would make them do. They would pay for what Olumide had done to her. She would remain a virgin for a long time but men would all be in need of her. Tears streamed down her eyes. The problem is nobody knew her even today. She might be sitting beside you. There’s pain from a previous relationship and she’s not ready for one. But you didn’t know, right? She might be that girl opposite you. Or who knows that beautiful multi-coloured girl you are staring at. I know you didn’t know. That’s why I’m telling you now because tomorrow you’ll sit in a corner and will wait for her to come out of her place of work. You’ll admire her long pink gown. You’ll feel joy at the presence of the aura around her. You’ll see an angel emerging from the office and will so much desire to marry her. Then you’ll struggle to be her husband. You will so much time keeping away from other girls because of her. She’ll lie to you that she’s ready for a relationship. You’ll remove every lady from your friend list. I mean you’ll tell them how you found the love of your heart. The pure love, the one you have been praying for. They will feel jilted. They had just seen you kissing her. ‘But I love you’, One of the girls, let’s say, Martha, will say.’ I do love you. And you alone’. ‘But I don’t. And don’t you know to be continued... |
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Written by Ayokunle Olagoke INT. OFFICE RECEPTION. EVENING LARA (35) is seating at the receptionist’s cubicle with a tag on her table that reads “kindly make all your enquiries here”. She is conversing with someone over the phone. Her food pack is on the right side of the table. She has the TV remote control in her hand, a Nigerian movie is being shown on the television. She is chewing a piece of meat in her mouth as she is also engrossed in the conversation. LARA I already told her, until she leaves that church I don’t see an end coming to her pro… You married a husband who has no job, as if that is not enough you are now attending a church where your pastor who is 68 years old has no child, how do you think he will pray for you to have a child? She pauses to get a response from the other end of the phone. Femi, a young man walks in, looking very exhausted with a small sheet of paper in his hand. He wipes off the sweat on his face with his sleeves. He takes a glance at the sheet of paper then takes a looks at the name of the company boldly written on the insignia hung on the wall, he walks towards Lara, taking a bow with his head as a form of greeting. Lara stares at him from head to toe, his appearance does not look impressive or choice. She signals to him with her left hand to hold on while she continues with her conversation. Femi attempts to speak but Lara repeats the signal again. Femi waits right there standing in front of Lara’s desk, hoping that Lara’s conversation will end soon. Lara continues to chew on her meat. LARA (CONT’D) Since we all left school, no progress in her life. There is so much of bad luck following that so called husband of hers… really? Is that his new lie? He can never get a job. Until I see him working with my two eyes and paying bills at home, I will never believe he… ah you know you believe things so easily.So, have you heard from Leye? Is he still dating that Nike girl? She makes a long hiss to depict hopelessness on the matter. LARA (CONT’D) Nike has cast a spell on him, how can a lady tell you her two sibling died of sickle cell and she is AS, and you still want to go ahead and marry her… ehen? Even if he is AA nko? AS and AA, there is still “S” there so they can have SS child o… ehen? So they can’t have SS child that way? Are you sure? Anyway you work in the hospital… me I sha don’t like Nike, she’s even slim like an ogbanje… her tinny legs like that of Miss Pepeye She bursts out into laughter, LARA (CONT’D) Yes now, she wears skinny trouser like a prostitute She hisses in disgust. At this point, Femi walks to where the seats are to take a seat, he seems restless as he checks the time on his phone which is bonded with a rubber band. Lara glances at him as he goes to take his seat and quickly takes her eyes off him. LARA (CONT’D) All I know is whatever we all sow we will… Muyiwa leave me jare, all you men are the same, show me a man who does not cheat and I will show you a first class liar. I lived with Lanre for fourteen years still he went about chasing after tiny legged girls and me I don’t have patience, before he could say “Jack” I’ve packed my… So you are saying your wife left just because she doesn’t want to relocate to Nigeria with you? I don’t believe that Femi’s phone rings, he goes out to receive the call. Lara stretches her neck to peep at him and see what he is up to, pulling the land line closer so she can see him clearly. LARA (CONT’D) I have a visitor jare, he resembles all this aboki selling suya, he has been so impatient, ah I told him to wait, I will attend to him, nobody can even do any shakara for me in this office. They never pay me my three months salary so I will work at my own pace… my battery is flat, we’ve been talking for more than an hour… She is fine o, she is back from school so I sent her to the market, she should even be back any moment from now. Amen ooo, all of them will give us great delight. Her brother is writing his WAEC next month, I am getting relieved gradually… Femi walks in and approaches Lara’s desk impatiently, looking worried FEMI Madam… LARA So we will talk later jare Turns her revolving chair towards Femi, staring at him rudely LARA So how may I help you? FEMI My name is Femi, an accident occurred close to Azizat Market some hours ago involving a young girl and a taxi, the taxi did not wait after the collision so I took the girl who was lying there helplessly, to the hospital, there was no way we could recognize her, she wasn’t speaking. On my way home to go change my shirt because it was stained with blood, I saw this piece of paper in my back seat with this company’s letter head so I thought someone here might know her He dips his hand into his pocket to bring out the sheet of paper. Written on it is the list of things to buy from the market. Lara quickly snatches it from his hand trembling as she recognizes her own handwriting on the paper, she is shaking uncontrollably. LARA Yeh! Yeh! She’s my daughter FEMI We need to hurry now, I just got a call from the hospital that my attention is needed LARA Ah! You should have told me… you should have… yeh THE END Ogbanje – a child believed to repeatedly die and then return to its mother to be reborn Miss Pepeye – a character in the Wale Adenuga’s Papa Ajasco comedy who tries to create the impression that she is classic but is truly not. She is simply plastic https://litehelp./2016/01/19/boomerang/
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Inspiration is very often the result of habit, of getting into a rhythm of work, and of setting yourself goals of how much and about what you wish to write each day. Oddly enough, the determination that you will finish a particular piece of work is a great source of inspiration. So set yourself a realistic goal each time you sit down to write. Find out how much you are comfortable writing each day. Achieve that. Then extend it and try to double your output. Remember: decide where you’re going before you set out. If you end up somewhere else, simply ask: do you mind? It might be a good thing to have strayed from the path. Assess this once the work is done. Don’t wait until you have the perfect first line. In practice, it often transpires that perfect first lines no longer fit with the story once it’s written out. Instead, try to think of your opening line as being simply like a doorway that you must pass through to get into the ‘room’ of your story. The doorway is much less important than what’s inside the room – focus on that. If you find yourself ‘seeing the whole story at once’, and you’re unsure where to begin, concentrate on one particular detail and start there. Example: You want to write about a young man and his girlfriend. He’s just realised he’s in love with her, and is going to say so, but you think that having him just saying ‘I love you’ will sound a bit flat. So, think about how else you could approach it. You could: begin with him trying to decide which shirt to wear begin when he’s stuck in conversation with someone else, and can’t get away. He has something important to say, and yet a friend is talking to him about football begin after the actual moment of him telling her ‘I love you’ tell it from someone else’s point of view – for example, one of the boy’s friends, overhearing him, or the girlfriend herself. In this way, focusing on an apparently ‘irrelevant’ detail might be the perfect way in to your story: a plane flying overhead as he speaks, drowning out his words a piece of lettuce stuck between her teeth that makes him smile a gang of schoolchildren who loiter close by, making him self- conscious. Peripheral details like this can have the effect of making the scene seem more believable: real life is full of such details and delays, obstructions to the main story unfolding. If you’re still unsure about how to begin, surprise yourself – approach your story from a different angle. Or surprise your story – make a particular detail appear distinctive. Or start your story randomly, at a point that you don’t think is important. It might turn out to be crucial. Remember: once you’ve reached the end, you can always go back and ‘add on’ or improve your beginning. https://litehelp./2016/01/18/why- you-shouldnt-wait-to-be-inspired-before-writing |
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Inspiration is very often the result of habit, of getting into a rhythm of work, and of setting yourself goals of how much and about what you wish to write each day. Oddly enough, the determination that you will finish a particular piece of work is a great source of inspiration. So set yourself a realistic goal each time you sit down to write. Find out how much you are comfortable writing each day. Achieve that. Then extend it and try to double your output. Remember: decide where you’re going before you set out. If you end up somewhere else, simply ask: do you mind? It might be a good thing to have strayed from the path. Assess this once the work is done. Don’t wait until you have the perfect first line. In practice, it often transpires that perfect first lines no longer fit with the story once it’s written out. Instead, try to think of your opening line as being simply like a doorway that you must pass through to get into the ‘room’ of your story. The doorway is much less important than what’s inside the room – focus on that. If you find yourself ‘seeing the whole story at once’, and you’re unsure where to begin, concentrate on one particular detail and start there. Example: You want to write about a young man and his girlfriend. He’s just realised he’s in love with her, and is going to say so, but you think that having him just saying ‘I love you’ will sound a bit flat. So, think about how else you could approach it. You could: begin with him trying to decide which shirt to wear begin when he’s stuck in conversation with someone else, and can’t get away. He has something important to say, and yet a friend is talking to him about football begin after the actual moment of him telling her ‘I love you’ tell it from someone else’s point of view – for example, one of the boy’s friends, overhearing him, or the girlfriend herself. In this way, focusing on an apparently ‘irrelevant’ detail might be the perfect way in to your story: a plane flying overhead as he speaks, drowning out his words a piece of lettuce stuck between her teeth that makes him smile a gang of schoolchildren who loiter close by, making him self- conscious. Peripheral details like this can have the effect of making the scene seem more believable: real life is full of such details and delays, obstructions to the main story unfolding. If you’re still unsure about how to begin, surprise yourself – approach your story from a different angle. Or surprise your story – make a particular detail appear distinctive. Or start your story randomly, at a point that you don’t think is important. It might turn out to be crucial. Remember: once you’ve reached the end, you can always go back and ‘add on’ or improve your beginning. https://litehelp./2016/01/18/why-you-shouldnt-wait-to-be-inspired-before-writing/ |
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Title Inioluwa Time: 98 minutes Genre: Family, Romance. Summary: Inioluwa (Toyin Aimakhu Johnson) is a jealous woman who is ready to do anything to stop every woman from having relationship with her husband, Iseoluwa (Muyiwa Ademola). She believed her archenemy was her husband’s secretary. She, alongside her friend, liaised with an Herbalist to help her know if her husband was really sleeping with his secretary. The herbalist gave her a charm called ‘Magun’, which was meant to kill any woman that slept with her husband. At the end of this part, Inioluwa was called by her friend after her friend heard that Iseoluwa’s secretary was rushed to the hospital. Feyintola, Iseoluwa’s friend, pleaded with her to bring the antidote for the charm. However, Inioluwa, out of excessive jealousy had poured it into a water closet. She wanted the lady to die. Rating: 7/10 Trivia 70% of the women in the movie are busty . Quotes Inioluwa: It’s quite insightful that a female staff is making a hot tea for her boss in a cold weather. Iseoluwa: Have I ever asked any of brothers for shirt? Inioluwa: You? Are you denying Brother Bayo gave you cloths? Inioluwa: What’s wrong with you? Did Iya Ibadan deny you of breast milk when you were small? How is it that all the female in your office are busty? How come they are not slim? Iseoluwa: were you as fat as this when you came to my house? You’ll go flat. 4. Makana: Aye yin wa n bee le je tan Denotative meaning: your life is there, you can’t finish eating it Meaning: your life is there, you can’t fully enjoy it 5. Makana: Lareedo how far? So fe je oju aye Denotative meaning: Do you want to eat the eyes of the world? Connotative meaning: Do you want to disgrace me. 6. Lareedo: Come if the eyes of the world becomes puff puff, we’ll eat o. 7. Iseoluwa: A woman without shame lacks everything. She does not have intelligence. She had nothing she is thinking of. 8. Inioluwa: I know my husband he does not see the ’chested’ without opting for them. 9. That’s good! When customer stop patronising us, you’ll pack every of these goods, and roast them for your consumption. 10. Folashade: First of all… First of all… First of all Feyintola: Go down low… I’m all ears Folashade: First, I gave you fifty thousand naira. How much did I give after that? Feyintola: Are you sick? 11. Lareedo: The cockroach skin shines till its death, you’ll shine till your death. Feyintola: Lareedo, what can I do for you. Lareedo: I want you to send me to prison. Yes! What’s the value of a poor man when he can’t be used by a rich man. A tenant that names his son Kolawole (brings wealth into the house) if the landlord sends him parking won’t carry his wealth outside. 12. Feyintola: After everything, you painted your face like a statue. 13. Inioluwa: I know you like busty girls, and mine is a lot smaller than hers. 14. Iseoluwa: She’s my secretary I didn’t employ her. Will I tell the personnel manager to allow me check the cup size of the secretary they want to employ. 15. Lareedo…: oko aje o ni ba yin ti yin lo ma je Denotative meaning: witches stone shall not touch you, it’s your that will touch them. (No witch’s diabolism will affect you) Connotative Meaning: no witch stone will touch, yours will be ruined (it shall not go well with you) 14: LAREEDO: Do you have things you want to do in heaven. if you want to send me to heaven, I can go for you. 15. Feyintola: why are men like this? Is it that bad there can’t be a single drop of love in their blood? Goofs: In the scene where uncle was advising her after he came for a visit, Toyin Aimakhu Johnson was putting black heels in the house. Release date: April 2015 Language: Yoruba, English Subtitle: English Country of origin: Nigeria. Cast Muyiwa Ademola – Iseoluwa Toyin Aimakhu Johnson- Inioluwa Bimbo Akintola- Pamilerin Ronke Odusanya- Feyintola Sheyi Ashekun- Doctor Afeez Eniola- Laredo Wale Akorede- Uncle Jibowu Bukola Awoyemi- Dediwura Busayo Balogun- Damilola Yetunde Akilapa- Peju Shade Eniola- Sales Girl Esther Kalejaiye Eniola- Bose Adebayo Tijani- D.P.O Lola Margaret- Mebunde Yinka Quadri- Ifamoriyo Motunrayo Yunusa- Iya Mebunde Lola Aromodun- Iya Ewe Adekola Tijani- Gateman Adeniyi Johnson- Makaana Kemi Afolabi- Bose Mercy Ebosele- Busayo Bimbo Success- Temitope Wale Adedeji- Wasse Olusola Faronbi- Sholay Tomiwa Sholeye- Tara Funke Lawal- Ayomide Festival Extra Oyekanmi Kazeem Fabunmi Fashakin Dada Kafayat Busola Balogun Adeoye Oluwatoyin Yemi Adebayo Folayo Fabiyi Omoh Adeyemi Titilayo Adeyemo Ogundeyi Saheed Yusuff Alade Ojo Aje Shaki Ogunlowo Jamiu Joke Awolola Shade Afolabi Olamide Alade Fasesan Fabunmi Folashade Fabunmi Kemi Oluwo Sunday Kikelomo Taiwo Adenuga Moyosore Quadri Rasheed Ayandeyi Saliu Usman Tawa Sanusi Quadri Kazeem Extras Micheal Adebayo Dammy Taiwo Dammy Adegboro Nurses Ridwan Rasaq Afolashade Afolabi Tunde Odukoya Kemi Akoja Enitan Adeniji Abisoye Fatobi Policemen Muhyideen Erinfolami Ademola Adesanya Abdul- Lateef Adedimeji Crew Writer- Afeez Eniola Screenplay- Muyiwa Ademolaq Adebayo Tijani Afeez Eniola Property Manager: Ademola Adesanya Ojo Obanla Make-up Artist- Esther Kalejaiye Eniola Asst. Makeup Artist- Afolashade Afolabi Igbosanmi Oluwakemi Costumer Lola Aromasodun Oluwaseun Halla Set designer Wasiu Adedeji Gaffer Olushola Giwa Asst. Gaffer Olarinde Tunde Continuity Manager Ibraheem Kareem Sound Recordist Sulaimon Moshood Seyi Ogunrino Spark Tunde Odukoya Grip Adebayo Micheal Location Manager Toyin Aimakhu Johnson Location Driver Soliu Husman DOP Otemolu David Camera asst. Ridwan Rasaq Production Assistant: Muyideen Erinfolami Subtitled by Gbenga Adesanya Graphics Odusami Damilola Post Production Harmony Studios Edited by Shola Ayorinde Asst.Edito Aworeni Peter Produced by Afeez Eniola Executive Producer Kareem Afolayan Presented Cast Director Muyiwa Ademola Writers: Afeez Eniola Production Company: Epsalum movie Production ltd. https://litehelp./2016/01/17/a-review-on-inioluwa1-a-yoruba-movie/ Pics below
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I have a problem with the way we bombard ladies with fear that all men but a chosen few are bad as if na only ladies dem be dey enter relationship If men were trained more women would have little cases of marital abuses, rape etc. Our daughters now live in fear of tomorrow because mothers focus on them and not the boys. They teach daughters to respect the man but the guys are thought to live in honour( which is not taught right). If we learn to love like Christ then our trouble will lessen. The bible says in Ephesians 5: 21-23 says women should submit themselves to men and the reason is not far fetched when men follow the instruction to the letter they might become pompous. When men were asked to love their wives like Jesus loved the church. It simply means we should do the following 1. Be ready to give our all. Jesus left his kingdom for the church. 2. He was to present us to God without spot or wrinkles etc So we are also to always help her live pure and connected to God. 3. Jesus forgave always, so should men. 4. Jesus taught the Church, so should men. 5. Jesus gave up his life for the church, so should men. 6. He, God, sought us out and gave his all to us, so should men. Men are to be taught love, honour, sacrifice for their home. Anything you don't know how to do let her teach you. Women should also teach men that women are not weaker vessels a beg. They are strong willed and determined. They give their all and best for their marriage. Women should teach men that their wives should not be allowed to waste. Mothers or mothers-to-be should avoid implanting the notion that men are nuisance, that men are wicked in the heart of women. They should teach their sons, brothers, nephews that women are another type of God's nature. That nature that reveals God as loving, kind, jealous.. That women are singleminnded and they give their all. Women should teach their daughters that men are Godsent, they are loving. That men are not born to deceive, that a man should not be used as an example for men Men are not monstrous. Women are not promiscuous. Situation push people into wrong deeds but having love for God would help you stay firm as a better person. Boys are not tyrants who deceive women. They are golden and needed. They God's nature. Women should teach men more. lalasticlala https://litehelp./2016/01/16/if-mothers-taught-men-these-we-would-have-fewer-marital-problems/ |
Today, we'll be talking about the remaining genre.. And today is Mystery Wikipedia defines it as a genre of fiction usually involving a mysterious death or a crime to be solved. In a closed circle of suspects, each suspect must have a credible motive and a reasonable opportunity for committing the crime.: Most example can be found in stories of sherlock Holmes By Author Conan Edgar Allan Poe is also a good writer of mysteries .. Nigerian writer that does that is Larry Sun. To see more of his work visit www.Nigerianwritershub.com Mystery fiction may involve a supernatural mystery where the solution does not have to be logical, and even no crime involved. This usage was common in the pulp magazines of the 1930s and 1940s, where titles such as Dime Mystery , Thrilling Mystery and Spicy Mystery offered what at the time were described as " weird menace" stories—supernatural horror in the vein of Grand Guignol. Many mysteries leave one debating within one self how one did not see something or so happening : .now can you give examples of films you've seen or books you've read that are mysteries. https://litehelp./2016/01/16/mystery-genre-of-literature-continues/ |
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