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Nairaland / General / Re: Post Your Pictures Here If You Are A Naija Girl And U Have Big A** by divex(f): 4:13pm On Apr 23, 2013
BoboYekini: where is it jorr?! cheesy

ABEG I DEY FEAR. LEMME NOT WAKE UP TOMORROW AND ITS ALL OVER THE NET
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 4:12pm On Apr 23, 2013
190:

@least I no longer hide myself sad

LOL 190, E BE LIKE SAY U DON ''POKOSHO'' THAT GIRL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah To Marry Her Nigerian Boyfriend Soon by divex(f): 4:09pm On Apr 23, 2013
Royal^Pearl^:


Another hater who ran to Ghana for refuge. A lady hating on a fellow lady who has done nothing to her is beyond pathetic. I feel sorry for you and i hope you are at least pretty to compensate that horrible ugly attitude of yours. Lol no wonder your man left you for a Ghanaian woman grin grin

I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU. WHAT A LOST RACE.

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah To Marry Her Nigerian Boyfriend Soon by divex(f): 4:01pm On Apr 23, 2013
Abrantie:

Hahaha... I bet you're tired of them stealing your men.

May be if Nigerian women weren't so masculine looking and with yam legs, Nigerian men would give a fvkk about y'all.

GOD KNOWS I DONT HAVE YOUR TIME. I LIVED IN GHANA FOR SOME TIME, I KNOW U PPL FRONT AND BACK. YOUR ISSUE JUST DISGUST ME. ITS ONLY A MAD MAN WHO ARGUES WITH A MAD MAN. YOUR LIFESTYLE IS DISGUSTING. JUST TAKE AM LIKE THAT

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Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Celebrities With Big Butt [photos] by divex(f): 3:58pm On Apr 23, 2013
ger_gemam:

It's a Slang used by the Yorubas for exaggeration *like over hyping tins*

OH grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah To Marry Her Nigerian Boyfriend Soon by divex(f): 3:51pm On Apr 23, 2013
Cusubaba: Tufiakwa... Aru ...abomination, no reasonable Nigerian woman will marry a lazy ugly irresponsible senseless ape Ghanaian. Beside Ghana is a country of 98% bastards include Ghana former president JJ Rawlings, the son of a bastard Scoltish carpenter. Mumu ape, Marrige doesn't exis in Ghana, is only funeral that exist where Ghanaians wear red and black and dance naked.

you talk am finish. I hate ghana with passion

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Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Celebrities With Big Butt [photos] by divex(f): 3:48pm On Apr 23, 2013
ger_gemam:

It's means=== he's mother head the beans cake seller. Ori= head, iya=mother, alakara= the beans cake seller

kinda senseless undecided
Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Celebrities With Big Butt [photos] by divex(f): 3:42pm On Apr 23, 2013
honeric01:

Em, Em, Em , i'm not even Yoruba.. embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed grin

smh undecided
Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Celebrities With Big Butt [photos] by divex(f): 3:41pm On Apr 23, 2013
ger_gemam:


OH BOY!!! Na correct Iya alakara ooo.... Toh ba tu ki ni yehn sile... wa sa 360 *rme*

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Nairaland / General / Re: Post Your Pictures Here If You Are A Naija Girl And U Have Big A** by divex(f): 3:26pm On Apr 23, 2013
foxgiovani: Nyce one.

THANKS DEARIE
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 3:12pm On Apr 23, 2013
emma_best2000: women are always ungrateful whatever men do they must complain , women are just like a story of a blindman who's always query his wife why only one meat in his soup everyday , then one day his wife meet a friend in the market while she was buying meat the friend invite her to come over with her kids tomorrow afternoon for the naming of her first child but the woman says sorry because she already has an appointment tomorrow afternoon , then her friend offer her some meat since she will not be able to come over . to cut the story short , her (husband ) the blindman soup was filled with a lots of meats on that day , did u know what the blindman said ? he put his fingers as usual to check how many meats ? when he discovered that his soup contains too many meats , He smile and utter some words in a low voice THIS TIME U PUT A LOTS OF MEATS IN MY SOUP ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MANY MEATS IN YOUR OWN SOUP MAYBE 100 MEATS lol .....

GOSH *CLAPPING* THIS IS SO FACT. TRUE TALK MY BROTHER
ONLY SMART WOMEN WILL GET THE MORAL OF THIS STORY.
Nairaland / General / Re: Post Your Pictures Here If You Are A Naija Girl And U Have Big A** by divex(f): 3:07pm On Apr 23, 2013
aminho: Cn ii see urs first
Nairaland / General / Re: Post Your Pictures Here If You Are A Naija Girl And U Have Big A** by divex(f): 3:02pm On Apr 23, 2013
achina boy: lesbian shocked

HOPE NOTHING. undecided

JUST WANNA SHOW THAT NIGERIAN GIRLS ALSO HAVE A**
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 2:58pm On Apr 23, 2013
gboss4sure:

Please lady *kneels with one leg* will you marry me? I promise that i wont womanize much.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ISNT THAT ROMANTIC. kiss grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 2:57pm On Apr 23, 2013
Decryptor: Gosh! Are u̶̲̥̅̊ from Nigeria? I doubt it. Second ques: Are u̶̲̥̅̊ single? If u̶̲̥̅̊ are...please marry me! **Goes down on knees** kiss

LOL AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS SWEET. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA. YES IM NIGERIAN BUT I DIDNT GROW UP IN NAIJA.
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 2:53pm On Apr 23, 2013
donroxy: And the truth would set u free, moonshine.........smiley


It aint trash, dolly........learn from it........or u would be an easy prey........smartplayer aint written on d face.........na people like u wey dey form smartgirl easy pass.....!!!


Also,don't play toosmart on ya hubby to be oooooook.........so e ma nat dump u...........na by prayer and shine ya eyes.....divvy !!!


Tellinya 4rm d borrom o' ma heart ..........saynorrin!!!


WHY SAY NOTHIN. YOU DEY FEAR. I NO DEY FORM SMART, I AM SMART. I KNOW THINGS COS I TRY TO LEARN FROM LIFE. PERIOD

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Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 2:08pm On Apr 23, 2013
donroxy: grin
Baby, as far as u re not comfortable with F****ing urself.............and still looking for love(men) around the globe ..........u won't do without smartasses(dudes) ............

simply cuz most u women always wash down the real dudes that profess true love FOR the sweet mouth,clean dudes who only tell u what u wanna hear......................!!!


U see divex.......only way is to start Fu.....c...kin urself grin

AND I DON'T PLAN ON DOIN MYSELF wink SO IM STICK TO TRASH TALKIN NIGGAS LIKE URSELF grin COS I LIKE TO TELL MYSELF THE TRUTH AND NUTIN BUT D TRUTH smiley wink
Celebrities / Re: Top 15 Celebrities With Big Butt [photos] by divex(f): 2:03pm On Apr 23, 2013
PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MAKE I HEAR WORD. WETIN BE ASS. I GET AM SOOOOOOOOOO MAKE I HEAR WORD AND NICKI'S ASS IS ARTIFICIAL. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Religion / Re: Was The Sacrifice Of Jesus On The Cross That Big A Deal? by divex(f): 1:59pm On Apr 23, 2013
MY EYES SHALL SEE NO EVIL. JUST PASSING

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Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 1:56pm On Apr 23, 2013
G.12:
I see some girls looking hard4who to get married to at age 35.

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Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 1:55pm On Apr 23, 2013
donroxy: As far as woman are still @ d receiving end......they are bound to receive all dis u show above even if the (woman is aware)........


Most girls even SU can't help themselves with smartplayer's scripts(acting love and romance...........all na film) !!!!

wow, now the f******* guys are commenting. Listen to ppl like this guy. They will tell u the truth and nutin but the truth.
Nairaland / General / Post Your Pictures Here If You Are A Naija Girl And U Have Big A** by divex(f): 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2013
So lets see some pics grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 1:38pm On Apr 23, 2013
elampiro: women are really complex.

You women want a man who:

Is at least rich
Who is well dressed and social
Who is exposed, learned and educated
Who is good in bed
Who is brave
Romantic

At the same time he should be a man

Who doesn't look at other women
Who gives who absolute care and 100% attention
Who is religious
Who is not a 'too good to be true'
Who has not dated other women.

The list is endless.



lol at times i wither the matter sef. We r so fuckin confused
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2013
berem: So it's natural for men to womanize but a sin for women not to manize? where in the Bible is it said it's natural for men to womanize? abeg just talk for yourself and don't generalize your comment.

Dear its ladies like u that become vulnerable when u start realizing the truth. Every man is a womanizer, that is just the truth. Even pastors fall victim to this so what are u saying. Let me tell u, Love is respect, trust and understanding not those rubbish u watch on nollywood and hollywood. No man is perfect and that's y they r all prone to the womanizing thing. Keep searching for a man who doesnt womanize and u will spend d rest of ur life single and if u r married or in a rel and u tink ur man isn't doin sum tins behind then u've got it coming. The day u will find out what that man is capable of, u might fall into a coma. There is no such thing like Mr Right. I will just advise women on this, if u meet a guy who makes u happy, respects u and cares then forget the rest. No one is perfect

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Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are Dating A Womanizer by divex(f): 12:55pm On Apr 23, 2013
see make i tell una the truth. Every guy is a player even your very serious guy has got silly games that he's playing. No guy lacks a touch of womanizing. I think the most important thing is that ur man respects you and shows u love and care. thats where u differentiate the correct guys from the foolish guys. just as billyonaire said ''Womanizing is natural''. Ladies im not advocating for men to be womanizers but its sumtin that even the most disciplined men fall prey to so if u have a guy, just pray for me and forget cheating cos its even when u put ur mind there that it happens. TRUE TALK

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Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by divex(f): 5:03pm On Apr 18, 2013
lol funny
Celebrities / Nollywood Actor Solomon Akiyesi Is A Useless Man by divex(f): 9:22am On Apr 15, 2013
I am dedicating this post to telling Mr Solomon akiyesi how much of a stupid man that he is. I mean, who does that? Guy, i don't want to know what happened in the house between you and your wife. When you were reciting your marriage vows, I'm sure you heard the part that said ''for better for worst''. What will your pregnant wife do to you that you won't want to work things out with her and even if not for her, for the unborn child before sticking your manhood into another woman and getting her pregnant also. What a useless man. You didn't even call it an official quits before you went ahead to marry another woman. As in, common, what a douche bag. Mr Solomon let me tell you, no woman is perfect. What you saw in your second wife that you feel your wife doesn't have, you will see something worst in the second woman than you never ever saw in your wife. That is life. You just needed to pray to God and ask him to take control and try your best to make it work. What is Nigeria turning into, any small thing leads to a divorce. Wake up, we are Africans. Divorce is not an option. What crazy family member even supported you in making such a foolish and irrational decision, now your private life is all over the net like a sex video. SHAME ON YOU. I hope you know you have lost your respect and fans, i never liked you though but now i hate you. MARRIED WOMEN, YOUNG GIRLS use this as an example to learn. People think when you are beautiful, your husband will love you or when you are a good cook, good on bed or even a virgin. None of these things will make a man love you, if a man loves you then he loves you not because of this or that and that doesn't stop them from looking outside. It's in their nature so ladies, if you have a man who treat you right then make him happy and hold on to him, always do those things that he likes about you but don't possess him or monitor him or nag because men like to be let free and there are desperate women out there who will stick on him like a leech, married or not. Even after all these things, my fellow woman na to give am to GOD oh. Always pray for your man or husband because the only thing that can control a man is the fear of God not the fear of You. That is what Mr Solomon lacked, if that man had the fear of God in him, i don't think he would have acted in such a manner.

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