[size=30pt]i want to give you a knock on the head. mugu[/size]

[size=20pt]lol na today. poster what of the single girls who are under pressure to marry even at the age of 20, so disgusting. In nigeria, if you are a beautiful woman and u not married. ppl start looking at you like something else is wrong with you. Why is naja bleeped up like so ??[/size]

lol thats what happens when you rush into marriage. Anything you see, u carry.

so sad

[size=30pt]KEEP DECEIVING YOURSELF, NIGERIANS N FAKE LIFE[/size]

ON POINT. I've look at redeem church and i don't really see anything religious about that church. OLORUN. Just hypocrites and cultist n self righteous ppl who encourage others to come to their church but their lifestyle is rubbish

My flatmate, a redeem member and also a chorister there. Every night around 8:30 to 9:00pm, that is when her choir master will come and sit down in the parlour ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, till 10pm 11pm, sometimes they go enter room, sometimes i go dey here door banging up and down. They guy comes to my house and lies down like a king on my couch. Then when he sees me, he starts preaching. [size=24pt]HYPOCRITES[/size]

[size=20pt]MUMU[/size]

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op u be mumu

lol na today. It happens everywhere. If u come to my company, u will be shocked. The jealousy and envy that people have against each other, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad and they take it to the extent of wanting to destroy ur intergrity and effort in front of the boss so u get into trouble. Ok I'm suppose to travel tomorrow and everybody else is staying in the office cos i came all the way from ghana for this job. Anytime i have a break, i travel back to gh. I came to work this morning and everyone is giving me attitude. For travelling again lmao. Im sure they are praying something happens so i stay back. You change ur phone, wahala. you laugh, double wahala. you get cals that amuse you, triple wahala. looooooooooooooooooool.

its a lovely concept cos they do look like shrek and fiona. Like seriously

looooooooooooooool thats brillant

SEUn here's my own question

ARE YOU MARRIED ?



Some single ladies are interested

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok its painful for everyone at first. We did it like five more times or so before one day i felt it OMG what a feeling hahahahahahahahaha. hmmmm what i will tell you is to relax.

Arouse yourself first
Keep in mind that he's your hubby, he's paid for that pussy forever
watch some porn
Be crazy
Free yourself n remove ur mind from the fact that its painful. its just ur mind

Let your hubby enjoy what he's paid for

SMH

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this ia a lovely topic. I was going through her blog yesterday and i just said to myself. Am i the only one who thinks this woman is quite fake lol. Well from the kind of things she writes on her blog, she seems to wanna please celebs and there is this aura of fakeness about the blog. She writes to please people, thats what i've noticed and that's what could be making her earn so much.

If she's making that much, wow that's lovely. I hope i get there one day.

I have a blog and i write cos i love writing, i put story on there that are interesting and bizarre. I don't do so much on celebs. I just take intersting post and things that i find intriguing and put in on there. I love writing so not really focused on making money. Still working on the whole adsense thing though but the nature of the blog might not allow.

GO figure

divex

afroxyz: Itz obvious most of you don't know what a drone is going by the blind people commenting

You are stupid. What do we need a drone for ? how is that a necessity

Gosh he cant even type a correct sentence and he wants to tell us what we need a drone for

Is this what Nigeria needs ?? A DRONE. God Jonathan looking for ways to win the next election. Stupid man

The rate of African women bleaching their skin have become quiet alarming. Is this a self esteem issue or they see fair ladies and think to themself "Oh she looks lovely, I think i will bleach to look just like her". Common on ladies, for the fact that a fair woman you saw looked good doesn't mean you should bleach and please i don't want to hear "Men love fair ladies". Women if you follow everything you think a man wants hmmmmmmmmmmm you will end up looking like Micheal Jackson in his late years. Black is beautiful. If you are a dark skinned girl, learn to cherish your skin. Keep it nice and shiny then see if men won't line up just to look at you.

These days you even see fair ladies who still use bleaching products to make them more fair. OMG what do u want to look like ?? SNOW.

Confidence is sexiness, no matter how you are. Learn to carry your yourself. Tall, Short, Big or Slim. You are someone's typo so my African ladies stop altering yourself to fit in to what you think a man likes.

The secret to maintaining your African skin and keeping it beautifully is to keep it NATURAL. Yes ladies, keep it natural. All these creams made overseas where not made for African skin and African weather, that's why it always have one effect or the other. Keep to mild products such as cocoa butter, you will be amazed at what magic cocoa butter works on African skin. When buying creams, buy more of moisturizers not toning or bleaching etc. I believe God created African skin to withstand a lot so when you add so much chemicals to your skin, you kill its natural ability to be able to stay beautiful.

SOAPS
In africa, we have a lot of dust and dirt especially when your daily lives involves you always going out. You are prone to bacteria, germs and the rest. African skin doesn't need beauty soaps, it needs Anti-bacterial soaps and Medicated soaps like Dettol, Pharmaderm, Safeguard etc. Ladies, you don't need beauty soaps. You live in a continent where our weather and conditions aren't glamorous and fabulous so keep you clean skin not glossy or whatever those beauty soaps do. Also make sure you bathe a lot, if your schedule allows you home most of the day then i suggest you bath three times a day and if not bathe whenever you have the opportunity to. Ladies let me even tell you one secret, you see DUDU OSUN, that soap na die. It works magic. Locally made but wonderful. LOL

FACE ISSUES
If you are the type that have face acne, pimples etc. I know that stuff isn't easy to treat and some people experience it in its worst form but no matter how much you look at the mirror and hate your face, wishing there was something that could clear your face over night. REALITY CHECK, there is nothing that clears pimples and other facial issues over night so please ladies stop using harsh products on your face or using anything that any Tom, Dick and Harry recommends to you. My advice is this:
Stop make ups if you use any for a while
Wash your face regularly, anytime you have the opportunity to go to the washroom (Wash your face) not with soap, just with water and pat dry.
Lastly take a lot of natural detox i.e eatable that will wash your system like oranges. Go online and search for foods that washes the body.
Also fruits are very good for the body, take a lot and variety of fruits.

I hope this helps. Keep staying beautiful naturally.

Source: funnytruz..com

OMG i took my time to read this letter and i'm touched. Iyabo Obasanjo is one of the most smartest women i have come across in my life. Truly, Nigeria is not only being oppressed by the leaders we have but we are been oppressed by ourselves.

Like you and your minions, it’s a symbiotic relationship. Nigeria has descended into a hellish reality where smart, capable people to “survive” and have their daily bread prostrate to imbeciles. Everybody trying to pull everybody else down with greed and selfishness — the only traits that gets you anywhere. Money must be had and money and power is king. Even the supposed down-trodden agree with this.

This is truly the problem with Nigeria. God when will this country change. Everything in Nigeria is upside down.

I'M A WOMAN AND I DON'T LIKE DOCTORS. MET A COUPLE OF THEM AND I FIND THEM HIGHLY DISGUSTING. THEY ARE ALWAYS DOGGISH EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DOCTOR KOR DOCTOR NI

THIS SITE IS FULL OF VILLAGERS. SORRY OH, JUST SAYING MY MIND. LOTS OF EKAETTE'S AND ADAMU'S

all i can say is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

brownlord:


If i hear, plz wht the title?

didnt make this up. Its a true story. There are things happening in this world that you can never know. I myself have been told that i am the reincarnation of one woman in my villa, she had only one child and he was born 29th oct. Can u believe i also had my dota on 29th oct

Yes , Nigerian have low self esteem. Apart from all these employers who would prefer employing a dummy white man in top position in their company and leaving the intelligent youths to suffer, the main problem with Nigerians is this thing called "naija mentality" itsssssssssssssssssssss too bad. Our way of thinking has limited us so much. In nigeria, ur hair, dressing, cloth, even height and weight defines you. Which isnt true but its all in our mentality. There is nothing abroad but our youths are rushing there because in their minds, that is where their is greener pastures all because of the way we think. so sad. Nigerians stop limiting urselves, our country is beautiful n resourceful and pregnant with so much goodies. If you want change then seize it

Yes , Nigerian have low self esteem. Apart from all these employers who would prefer employing a dummy white man in top position in theie company and leaving the intelligent youths to suffer, the main problem with Nigerians is this thing called "naija mentality" itsssssssssssssssssssss too bad. Our way of thinking has limited us so much. In nigeria, ur hair, dressing, cloth, even height and weight defines you. Which isnt true but its all in our mentality. There is nothing abroad but our youths are rushing there because in their minds, that is where their is greener pastures all because of the way we think. so sad. Nigerians stop limiting urselves, our country is beautiful n resourceful and pregnant with so much goodies. If you want change then seize it

lol its possible that its ur uncle. My mom had an experience like that when one of my uncle wife died. She was pregnant and stayed with my mom at the time but unfortunately died during child birth. She said after her death, she would hear footsteps in the parlour just like she used to do when she was alive. Also everywhere would become so cold. At first everyone tot it was one person in the house doing something late at nite. With time they realized no one was out of their rooms when these footsteps were occuring. My mom told her gmum abt it and my grandmum told her that next time it happens, she should go where she hears the footsteps, call the lady's name and ask why are you doing this ?? what is wrong ?? .......So she heard the footsteps as usual and stepped to the parlour, she said she could feel the presence. Then she called the lady's name and said, why are you haunting me ?? did i do anything ?? what is wrong ?? Immediately a strong wind swooped through the parlour and out the balcony. This is a true story and after that day, the footsteps were never heard.

nairaland, una no go kill person. But its true sha, our naija ppl can marry for some nonsense reasons especially we women.

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I cant believe you said this, please op you did not tell us how much you make him spend on you every-time you guys meet,i have noticed most girls are senseless when you make a guy spend unnecessary what do you expect if he is the randy type, yes you must reciprocate by providing him his return of investment. [/quo

ytf did u quote me ? was my biz if the guy pays. She don wanna be a booty call girl then she should stop opening her legs n let d guy be too. Simple n short

All this pastors eh, so deceptive. I don't trust dem. Na so dem go claim godly, righteous and the right just to get into a woman's pants. and all these religious women are so prone to their temptation cos in their stupid mind, it might not be a sin cos hes a man of God. How stupid can women get. But boss dont over react, take ur time and ask ur wifey questions and keep a close eye on her and the pastor.