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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by divex(f): 10:44am On Dec 11, 2013 |
lol are u seriously asking us this question Then stop pickin his calls. Don't answer him 11 Likes |
Autos / Re: Went To Contonou To Get My 2006 Toyota Avalon Xl by divex(f): 1:07pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
seriously who cares?? but i tap this blessing sha ijn 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by divex(f): 11:42am On Dec 02, 2013 |
why is russia and america always on each other's necks ? |
Romance / Re: Help! I Always Attract Men That Want Just Sex! by divex(f): 11:26am On Dec 02, 2013 |
lol i have the same issue but im not killing myself about it. Men are like dogs, even pastors too will see me and start lusting. Just hoping genuine men are still out there who look beyond features of a woman. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by divex(f): 9:39am On Dec 02, 2013 |
katt william classic
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Jokes Etc / Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by divex(f): 4:17pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahah u guys r funny |
Romance / Re: Guys, Are Stretch Marks A Turn-off? by divex(f): 1:36pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
QUOTING KATT WILLIAMS: Only b**** A** N**** bother abt stretch marks on ladies. Real n****, anyway they f*** it 1 Like |
Romance / Re: When Your EX Sleeps With You by divex(f): 1:32pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
END OF STORY ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS: YOU Bleep BETTER THAN HER BOYFRIEND. YOU PROBABLY THE BEST Bleep SHES HAD 1 Like |
Literature / Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by divex(f): 11:25am On Nov 28, 2013 |
enjoyed the first three parts but im not a big fan of fiction so thats that but ROVYER u very good, keep it up |
Phones / Re: Reasons Why Everyone Needs An Android Device by divex(f): 4:21pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Rowybest: If Android phone users are talking Techno users are contributing, mtcheew. If techno na the only Android phone I go use 3310. u r ignorant n stupid veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
Romance / Re: African Ladies Please Learn How To Pamper Your Men by divex(f): 4:17pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
abegiiiiii give a man all that and he will still Bleep up infact he will feel like he can do anything to u. #truetalk |
Romance / Re: Crazy Things You've Ever Done 'under The Influence' Of Love? by divex(f): 2:34pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
lol still not seeing any crazy stuff apart from the girl who gave her sch fees away, hilarious. Well to cut d long story short, i almost got disowned by my parents. I ran away from home, bla bla bla |
Romance / Re: Where Have All The Single Men Gone? by divex(f): 1:23pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
ANSWER IS: they are very busy sleeping with anything under skirt especially d ones that have money |
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of My Big Butt Am Shy Having It by divex(f): 1:20pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
I HAVE A VERY BIG ASS AND IM PROUD OF IT. I DONT THINK YOURS IA QUARTER OF MINE SO SHUT UP |
Nairaland / General / They Have Started Again, (americans And Guns) by divex(f): 3:35pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
Why can't Americans just put a stop to giving their citizens access to guns. Apparently as i write this, an unknown man got into D.C naval facility and started shooting at random. You can follow this breaking news on CNN. Why do they do that ? This is the third person this year who happens to pick up a gun enter some where and started shooting at random. Americans, won't you ban the right for citizens to have guns? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Norwegian Prime Minister Works As A Taxi Driver by divex(f): 9:57am On Aug 12, 2013 |
this one can never happen in naija. never ever. every body wants to stay on their high horse 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: “davido’s Manhood Is Big…both Length And Width” – Kenyan Socialite Confesses by divex(f): 10:36am On Jul 31, 2013 |
both davido n the girl are both stupid |
Romance / Re: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones by divex(f): 8:50am On Jul 24, 2013 |
My guy calls me "big head" n "big baby", I call him "Fat head" "Nwoke oma" n "Kung fu panda" lol |
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by divex(f): 12:08pm On Jul 23, 2013 |
chindi: lol, I was a kid. to me, d whole was a big playground |
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by divex(f): 11:52am On Jul 23, 2013 |
WAS UP WITH YOU PPL WITH LIZARD N CHICKENS. I HATED LIZARDS N I STILL DO. I HAVE PHOBIA FOR DEM AND I CAN'T CATCH A CHICKEN, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 1 Like |
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by divex(f): 11:50am On Jul 23, 2013 |
OK, MY TURN I USED TO STEAL MONEY FROM MY UNCLE N RELATIVES IN THE HOUSE TO GO DO SHOW OFF IN SCHOOL TILL MY MOM FLOGGED IT OUT OF ME, THANK GOD I USED STEAL MEAT FROM THE POT MY FEMALE COUSIN TRIED FVCKING ME, I DIDNT RESIST SO WE HAD LESBIAN SEX I THINK THAT WAS AGE 9 OR 10, GOD FORGIVE ME I THREW FRESH BREAD TO THE DOGS N BLAMED IT ON MY BROTHER, MY MOM FLOGGED HIM TILL HE FELL SICK I LIED AGAINST MY MOM, SAID SUMTIN I DIDNT SEE N MY DAD ALMOST SHOT MY MOM THAT DAY. SHES MADE ME PAY FOR IT SINCE THEN I LOVED WATCHING BLUE FILMS I POURED SPIT IN THE FOOD OF A GUY WHO WAS TRYING TO MOLESTING ME. PLAYED MOMMY N DADDY BUT THANK GOD NOTHING ENTER OH |
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by divex(f): 11:32am On Jul 23, 2013 |
carzola: I killed father christmas, i use to peep at my aunty pant in skul, any time i knel in front of the class i see almost all d girls pant to i liked bein punished, i forked my sister's friend at age 8, i use to finger my elder sister wen she is at sleep.. I started masturbetin at age 9, i'v fingerd are female dog before, wen it comes to pressing boobi and fingerin girls in class i was the pro...gosh! I was a $£x freak and i havent changed.. TRUE CONFESSION. |
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by divex(f): 11:05am On Jul 23, 2013 |
scipher: i buried a live chicken with her chicks guy u r sick |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Choosy? by divex(f): 3:15pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Mrs. Mango: LOL LIKE THEY CARE. |
Family / Re: Inspirational Interview Of A Single Mother With Three Special Needs Children by divex(f): 3:13pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
REALLY TOUCHING STORY. THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE AND THE STRENGTH HE'S GIVEN YOU. I TOT MY LIFE WAS HARD AS A SINGLE MOM, YOUR STORY HAS TRULY ENCOURAGED ME. |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by divex(f): 2:59pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by divex(f): 2:58pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
BoboYekini: DUDE I SO DON'T CARE. VOTING FOR THE SEXY GUYS. ITS A FREE WORLD |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by divex(f): 2:55pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: BABE, I THINK SAY NA ONLY ME NOTICE THIS BOBO STATURE OH. THE GUY SET DIE SOMEONE TELL THAT NIGGA IM HIS NO 1 FAN |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by divex(f): 2:52pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Ijogz K: Thanks swit... NO P, ANTHING TO UPHOLD HANDSOMENESS |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by divex(f): 2:49pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
# TEAM SUPER FINE SEXY GUYS JNR PROF IJOGZ K AB PATRICK LAYLOW (I THINK IM ) PLEASE AWAY WITH THE UGLY DUDES |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by divex(f): 2:44pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
I'M VOTING FOR ALL THE SUPER FINE SEXY GUYS HABAHABAHBA JNR PROF IJOGZ K AB PATRICK LAYLOW (OMG DO YOU SEE THE ARMS ON THAT GUY, BABY IF YOU WANT MY DIGITS. YOU GOT IT BABY ) |
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