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Reasons are as follows

-Tattoo na heavy bullshit because no body hail us wey get am, na money people dey hail.

-tattoo nor dey bring money, na work dey bring money.

-Our babes nor like tattoo, na money Naija babes like.

In summary, why waste your time on something that won't pay you in Nigeria. Instead, Chase that that adds money and pleasure to your life in Naija.

Thank goodness missionary is safe, I mean really safe.
Oya baby make we continue our parole.

Ask Google.com and you will see wicked sites loaded with all manners of series.

Regards.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

This kind news go give BARRACK OBAMA HEART ATTACK DUE TO POISONING FROM TOXIC NEWS PLUS LAUGHING GAS.

Which day Seun register? Nor be 2005 ?

I dey laugh ooooo.


I joined NL unofficially in 2000, officially in 2003. My moniker was enrolled in 2005. While my real name appeared for the first time in 2015.
That makes me the oldest member on NL.

Na me sidon so oooo!!!

TrapQueen77:


I see divinehand2003 checking in...



Traphedges, oga come ooo..since u and Jahselassie like this super hour glass shape goddess..

Lol

That babe go cause serious kasala ontop nairaland. Make I grab my chair oooooo.
How now my Trap?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Photoshop go kill person oooooo

RIP

We all shall stand before the creator one day too

Lol

Very good response.

Zahra must marry Yari

Says who!!!


And by the way, who gave you permission on NL to copy our favourite meme of Jacob Zuma below?

Mr COPY CAT!!!!

Are u male or female?

That means he is actually 50years old.

Football age = 24

Speculations= 40

Real age= 50

Operation ''SHOW US THE SERVING MINISTER NOW, LET'S CRUCIFY HIM".

I hope it's not the present minister of petroleum?

Instead of downwards.

Jeez.

Where will the common man go to seek healthcare now?

THESE ARE THE DULLARDS THAT OUR GRAND PA TOOK OVER 8 MONTHS TO SEARCH FOR IN ORDER TO APPOINT AS MINISTERS.

We have all seen the results of not looking before you leap. Of course we have jumped from frying pan to fire.

What serious nonsense is this?

When You WAKA GO there finish, then You go WAKA COME back without Linda escorting you.

Safe journey my guy.

Wait let me consult the Oracle for you

Lol

First to do, e nor dey pain. Second to do, EYE DEY RED.

9. Acqua Liana, Florida

Frank McKinney, known as the real estate “artist,” has built a 15,000-square-foot “eco-mansion.” Inspired by trips to Bali, Fiji, Tahiti and Hawaii, the three-story, 15,000-square-foot, 7-bedroom, 11-bath mansion features floating sun terraces, a waterfall spa with a fire feature in the water and an arched aquarium wet bar. Green features inside the one-off mansion include enough solar panels to cover a basketball court generating enough energy for two or three average-size homes. A water system that collects enough run-off water to fill the average swimming pool every 14 days and environmentally conscious lighting reduces electricity consumption by 70 per cent. There is enough reclaimed wood to save 10.5 acres of Brazilian rain forest.

8. Fleur De Lys- Mariah Carey’s palace

Worth- $125 million

The Fleur De Lys is among the world’s most expensive estates with an asking price of $125 million. Maria Carey’s new digs were built by a Texan billionaire on 5 acres; it is 41,000 square feet of pure diva luxury and will also be modeled after the most extravagant home of its time: the Palace of Versaille, the former home of Marie Antoinette. Surrounding the mansion are rolling lawns, ornamental gardens and mature trees, a 3,000-square-foot manager’s house, staff quarters for 10 people, a spa and pool with a pavilion, a championship tennis court, and a lavish garden folly.

7. The Manalapan residence

Worth- $135 million

Set upon 5.5 acres, with 520 feet fronting direct Atlantic Ocean-to-Intracoastal waterway property, The Manalapan Residence triumphantly blends Old World elegance and classicism with 21st century facilities. Some of the amenities of this 3-story ‘beach house’ includes 67,672 square feet, 14 bedrooms, 24 bathrooms, 18 car garage, 6,140 sq. ft. master bedroom suite, movie theatre, casino and club room with aquarium wet bar, gymnasium with beauty salon, shark tank, 2 elevators, bowling alley, tennis court and a go cart track.

6. Versailles, Florida

Worth- $75 million

This 30 bedroom mansion boasts its own bowling alley, roller skating rink and Olympic sized swimming pool to make it the largest family home ever built in the US.As well as 30 bedrooms the home would have 23 bathrooms with spectacular views over Lake Butler, about 20 miles from Orlando. The hand-built windows for the house cost more than £2m and other luxuries include a ballroom and a children’s theatre.

5. The Manor, Los Angeles
Worth: $150 million.
The Manor, also known as Spelling Manor, is a chateau style mansion and is the biggest house in the city Los Angeles, California. It is a privately owned mansion and was constructed in the year 1991 keeping in mind the French Chateau Style. It is spread on the 4.6 hectares land and has 123 rooms.

4. Antilla- Mumbai India

Worth: $1 billion.
This house in Mumbai has broken the world record of being the most expensive home in the world. It is a 27-storey mansion and is considered as the modern Taj Mahal. The net worth of the house is $1 billion. It belongs to the fifth richest man of the world named as Mukesh Ambani. It is a 40,000 square feet house and has every luxury in it.

3. Hearst Mansion- Beverly Hills

Worth: $165 million.
This house that is impressive in all aspects located on the Central Coast of California, United States. It was constructed by the US Newspaper icon William Randolph. Leonard Ross who was a lawyer in 1976 then bought it. This house is spread on the 6 hectares of land in the Beverly Hills. This beautiful house has 29 bedrooms, and was used in the filming of the popular movie “Godfather”.

2. Updown Court- England

Worth: $139 million.
This house is a Californian style residence situated in the village of Windlesham in Surrey, England. It is built on the 58 acres land, and has a total 103 rooms with all the luxurious facilities. It has everything from swimming pool to bowling alleys. It was, in 2005, the most expensive private home on the market anywhere in the world.

Have you ever wondered what the finest and most expensive houses could look like? Here are images of the world’s most expensive homes, designed by professional and talented architects and groomed with the finest luxury you can ever imagine.

And NO! they don’t belong to your favorite movie stars and musicians. Apparently there are people who make more money, we talking top business magnates, and mega investors, you know, the COO’s and the CEO’s. Though some of these mansions have been in existence for years, continuous revolutionizing by the billionaire owners transform them to what you would call the modern day castle.

Below is the list of top nine most luxurious houses from around the world. See how mind-blowing are these most expensive homes which owned by world’s richest business tycoons and celebrities.
1. Victorian villa

Worth: $161 million.
One of the Ukrainian’s most luxurious home – Victorian Villa. It is the home of Elena Franchuk, the Ukrainian businesswoman and philanthropist. It is a five-story house. It’s featuring a swimming pool, room theater, a panic room and a sauna plus gym. This is sixith in our list of world’s most expensive house. It has been bought in London with a record $161 million price tag.

According to Facebook user Buhari Sallau who shared the story, President Buhari's official driver, Sa'idu Afaka, found a bag containing huge sums of foreign currencies that someone misplaced and returned it to the proper authorities.
Read according to the source below...

"PRESIDENT BUHARI'S DRIVER FOUND MISSING MONEY IN SAUDI ARABIA AND TENDERED TO AUTHORITY!

Impressively, I am proud to report that Staff Sergeant Sa'idu Afaka being the Official driver of President Muhammadu Buhari who is currently undergoing Hajj operation in Mecca, Saudi Arabia has found a bag containing huge sums of foreign notes including US Dollars and Saudi Riyals that got missing from someone. When Afaka realized it was money, he quickly looked for authorities and submitted the bag to the Hajj Commission located at Ummul Jud in the city of Mecca and demands they should please look for the owner. It was when he brought the money to the authorities that they all realized that there was an International Passport of the owner of the money.
WOW! CHANGE IS TRULY HERE AND THIS IS COMMENDABLE!"

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/09/president-buharis-driver-reportedly.html?m=1

Me, myself and I am available. She should just point and kill. That's all.