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RomanceRe: Many Will Seize To Admit This Poo by divinehand2003(m): 11:29am On Oct 05, 2016
royalvalentine19:
abeg no derail thread. Go and chyke her in dating session grin
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
RomanceRe: Many Will Seize To Admit This Poo by divinehand2003(m): 11:19am On Oct 05, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Hi there grin nice to see u up here ..hope u good.
I am blazingly great today. What about you?
RomanceRe: Many Will Seize To Admit This Poo by divinehand2003(m): 11:10am On Oct 05, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin






Thats a big slap on their face...
Lol
PoliticsRe: What Would You Change If You Were The President by divinehand2003(m): 9:58am On Oct 05, 2016
I would move for the sack of the NASS and it's replacement by periodic parliamentary system whose pay will be given as per seating.

I will call for a sovereign national conference to enact a new democratic constitution.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Oshiomhole, Iara And I Go Dye At Victory Party For Obaseki In Benin by divinehand2003(m): 9:16am On Oct 05, 2016
Lol
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders Sale Of Two Presidential Jets Presidency(photos) by divinehand2003(m): 10:06pm On Oct 04, 2016
I wan be stroke DULLARDinhö again before ooo but when I see the source I just chill too oooo.
Let me reserve my comments for now.
BusinessRe: Recession: EU Advises Nigeria To Devalue Naira. by divinehand2003(m): 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2016
Reference:
Which kind of jaundiced thinking is this. He is advising you to create a scenario where foreign goods and services, provided by him and his brothers are more expensive so you are discouraged and turn to your local goods and you say this. Be like say eternal slavery dey sweet you.
Name one local product you can comfortably use in Nigeria pls.
PoliticsRe: How We Shared Nigeria Money By Hon. Abdulmumin Jubrin by divinehand2003(m): 5:51am On Oct 04, 2016
The NASS won't agree to these accusations. In fact no matter how hard you try to make Nigerians believe what they already know, there will still be lack of evidence to prove this anyways.
Leaders are fantastically and systematically corrupt and that's why even Buhari couldn't win against corruption.
MR JUBRIN, DON'T LOSE YOUR LIFE IN THIS STRUGGLE OOOOO. NIGERIA OF TODAY IS NOT WORTH DYING FOR.

EducationRe: <<<how I Was Scammed In This Section Looking For Admission In China >>>> by divinehand2003(m): 10:25pm On Oct 03, 2016
Jeeez

RomanceRe: Can I Tell My Boyfriend He's Too Fat? by divinehand2003(m): 10:05pm On Oct 03, 2016
Sure

Pls go ahead and notify him about his fat ass
EducationRe: Will You Burn Your School Certificates For 50 Million Dollars? by divinehand2003(m): 10:02pm On Oct 03, 2016
Yes I would
RomanceRe: Guy Staring At A Lady's Cleavage In A Club (Photo) by divinehand2003(m): 9:02pm On Oct 03, 2016
Marine spirits
RomanceRe: Why Women Hate C*ndoms Because It Gives No Friction (reasons) by divinehand2003(m): 8:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
As for me and my little John, condom all the way.
PhonesRe: Samsung Re-launches The Galaxy Note7 Worldwide by divinehand2003(m): 7:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
Good strategy.
See great courage in action.
Samsung for life
BusinessRe: Recession: EU Advises Nigeria To Devalue Naira. by divinehand2003(m): 7:02pm On Oct 03, 2016
The more the naira is devalued, the more expensive things will become in Nigeria, and the crazier our economic recession will become.
Devaluation Of our naira favours the EU, but it's a curse to our country.

PoliticsRe: The President, Vice And Other Received 2.3bn In The Last One Year. by divinehand2003(m): 6:55pm On Oct 03, 2016
If this statement is correct, then I guess Buhari and Osibanjo have to attend a seminar under the tutelage of Gov. Peter Obi on how to manage money while the Nigerian economy is in recession.

I guess both the president and his vice aren't in any recession as it seems.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's Quotes That Set The Internet On Fire. "To You Young People, Take..." by divinehand2003(op): 6:46pm On Oct 03, 2016
gabe:
Buhari, take advice. U dont need more than 2 presidential jets. Sell off the rest.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

BUHARI NEEDS NO JET AT ALL. Give any president in Nigeria an inch, he will go a million miles.
CelebritiesActor, Nonso Diobi Harassed By A Woman At A Mall For “being A Wife Beater” by divinehand2003(op): 6:39pm On Oct 03, 2016
Handsome Nollywood star, Nonso Diobi has narrated how today has turned out to be the most embarrassing day of his life.

After a trip to the mall the 40-year-old Enugu state star got harassed at the Car Park by a female fan who openly accused him of being a wife beater and a cheat.

People gathered at the scene but were all stunned to find out that the lady was only reacting based on one of his recent movies.

A shaken Nonso took to his social media handle minutes ago to narrate the ordeal;

In his own words;


“Had the most embarrassing day of my life today
I came out from a mall and met this woman standing beside my car , i tot she was waiting for someone else not knowing i was the one she s waiting for, the next second she grabbed me and started shouting and calling me a “wife beater” asking me why i v been beating my wife and yet cheating on her… I was confused and tried to calm her down, she was already creating a scene, it took me a while b4 i realized she was actually talking abt a new MOVIE i did titled “Stolen Wife” I wanted to laugh but the seriousness of the issue just seized the laughter, people that came by were laughing after they also realized what happened so they explained to the woman that it was just a movie…. Today was just something else”


http://www.starsgist.com/actor-nonso-diobi-harassed-by-a-woman-at-a-mall-for-being-a-wife-beater/

PoliticsRe: Fresh $30million Found In Bank Accounts Linked To Patience Jonathan (pic) by divinehand2003(m): 3:11pm On Oct 03, 2016
Lol

But she can never go to jail , no matter how much the efcc discovers. She like Saraki and others are above nigerian laws.
RomanceRe: Help!!!!!! My Manhood Is Too Small For My Wife by divinehand2003(m): 8:41am On Oct 03, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

The penis size and sexual satisfaction.

Only the woman knows why she is leaving the marriage after 2 kids. There is something they are not telling us
RomanceRe: Should I Give My Man Money? by divinehand2003(m): 8:37am On Oct 03, 2016
Yes you can if you have it.
HealthRe: This Iş Horrible(graphic Pix) by divinehand2003(m): 7:15am On Oct 03, 2016
I see vaginal warts. Such a horrible sight to behold.
PoliticsNigeria's Challenges "Dawn Of A New Beginning" - Osinbajo by divinehand2003(op): 6:48am On Oct 03, 2016
Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo says one of the reasons he believes God has a hand in Nigeria is that without asking for any position, he was made the vice-president.

Speaking on Sunday during a service at the Olive Tree Parish of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Lagos, Osinbajo said the country had been going forward, and will continue making progress.

Osinbajo said a lot of people are confused and asking if the promise, which God made to make Nigeria a great nation, will ever come true.

“This country has gone forward and it is going to keep moving forward,” he said.

“The reason why I, Yemi Osinbajo, without asking for a position, was given the vice-presidency of this nation is because God’s hand is in this business.

“And so, I am completely confident that despite where we are today, it is the dawn of a new beginning.

“It has begun to show and surely there is a very bright light at the end of the tunnel.

“God knows that this country has a plan and purpose in Africa and in the world; the plan and purpose will never diminish or be cut short.”

Osinbajo recalled that while he was praying recently, the Lord reminded him of something he asked him to do on the eve of the 2015 presidential election.

He said God had asked him to take the communion because he was crossing over and after taking the communion, He took him through the journey from Egypt to the promised-land.

He said God reminded him of what happened in that journey.

Osinbajo said the role of Christians as spiritual people was not to grumble, but to be steadfast in times of difficulty.

He recalled the injunction he gave to the parish in the past about having a role to play in making the country great.

Osinbajo said the vision of the Church and that of the country were tied together.

He also urged them to be confident in spite of the trial times “as God is going to do incredible things in this country.”

He thanked the leadership of the church for the excellent way they shepherded the flock, praying for the parish would grow from strength to strength.

Osinbajo was the head of the church before being elected the nation’s number two citizen.

Don Moen, a famous gospel artiste, was a guest at the service and he rendered songs of hope and praise for Nigeria and the Almighty.

“Unless we go through these challenging times, we won’t be able to appreciate what God will do,” Moen said.
https://www.thecable.ng/i-didnt-ask-to-be-vice-president-says-osinbajo

PoliticsRe: Fraud: FG May File Charges Against Ex-Governors In October by divinehand2003(m): 6:44am On Oct 03, 2016
Lol

Nothing will happen at the end. More confusions will follow as the judiciary is corrupt.
It's just a waste of time.
No-one has been found guilty since this administration came into power.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Elendu's Marriage To Igweayimba Crashes - Tunezmediablog.com by divinehand2003(m): 6:34am On Oct 03, 2016
Endtime marriages.
PoliticsPeter Obi's Quotes That Set The Internet On Fire. "To You Young People, Take..." by divinehand2003(op): 7:11pm On Oct 02, 2016
Gov Peter Obi quotes that set the internet on fire...

"To you young people, Take Back your Country...it is your future they are toying with". - Peter Obi

"I reduced my convoy to 5 vehicles and you cannot buy fuel unless I am in the car".- Peter Obi

"If I sleep in a hotel and have to pay N250k a night, I will be awake all night...feeling like I was robbed". - Peter Obi

"You know there are many big men in Anambra state, so when they want to see me, I say to them I will come to you instead".- Peter Obi

"We handed schools back to Churches and by 2013, we were number one in WAEC."- Peter Obi

"I beg you to participate more in politics, the society we help them abuse today will take its revenge tomorrow".- Peter Obi

"The only way out of recession is to spend for growth. You can only spend for growth either from savings or from borrowing.
The question is: what are you borrowing for?
Are you borrowing for consumption or for production?
When you borrow for consumption, you are heading for disaster."

-- Peter Obi.

" I had to stop the Presidential lodge in Anambra... A project awarded at 400million. I had to close down state house in lagos and Abuja... Because I felt we dont need it.... Even when other states had."

" They said President Obasanjo is coming... I went to borrow the kind of cars they wanted... Instead of spending millions... From a neigbouring state."

"I requested Obasanjo to spend the nights in my lodge Since they said he must sleep over... I asked my wife to pack out of my bedroom... We went opposite to lodge in a hotel (name mentioned) for the week, we paid N30,000 instead of N100,000."

"I used the 150million for 2 bullet proof cars to buy almost 50 Peugeot cars at 3 million each.. gave 17 to JUDGES and 18 to permanent Secretaries (because i discovered they did not have cars) and kept 10 for govt house... which I used as Governor... I did not use bullet proof cars as Governor."

"They said we should attend world Igbo Congress in U. S.... That the budget WAS cut from 40 to 32million.... I asked them why... That only one person should go and come and tell us what was discussed."

"Instead of paying 30,000 for each security personnel (about 30) per night in Abuja, I told IG to give me Police whenever am in Abuja....I travel alone... Ppl complained.... The 15 drivers lodged in Abuja state house...who come to airport to cause confusion, i asked to go, kept only 3. The others to go back to Akwa or look for job... I asked the cook to go back to Akwa instead of giving him 30,000 per plate."

"When Governors lodge and Govt house was burnt before I came... With budget of 400million and 300 million, I repaired them for 42 million and 80million respectively. They wanted to impeach me that I did not spend by due process... Following the awarded Contracts and contractor.... I saw a table.. That my predecessor used, they said its old... I asked them to renovate it... That all i needed was a table to write as Governor... "

" So so so I was able to save money and made sure that ANAMBRA HAS THE BEST ROAD NETWORK THAN ANY OTHER STATE IN NIGERIA....."

♡♡♡♡♤♤♤♤ PETER OBI....WORDS ON MARBLE! "

The former Governor of Anambra state, Peter Obi made some staggering revelations on how most states are run.

He made this revelation while speaking at The Platform, a program organised by Covenant Christian Center.

The former Governor also called on Nigerians to stop celebrating criminality, adding that there is enough money for development in Nigeria.

Obi, who spoke on the topic: Cutting cost in governance, said he saved over N75b for Anambra state.

Obi said he saved $50m and N7b in Access bank, $55m and N10b in Fidelity bank, and $155.4m in Diamond bank.

According to him, the over-bloated spending habit of most governors is what is causing poverty.

Obi also added that the states can still function on their income and still save money.

The former Governor called on Nigerians to question the commitments of the leaders who they voted into office.

He also slammed religious leaders for not speaking up against corruption, especially when they know the person has not viable source of income.

Speaking on calls to borrow money to boost the economy, Obi said “There is nothing wrong with borrowing. The crisis we are facing is that we do not know what we are using the money we are borrowing for.”

Highlighting ways on how Governors can save money, he said:

1. Governors spend N600 - N800b to run their office and sponsor their aides.

2. Initiate competitive procurement.

3. Do away with unconstitutional office of the first lady which is run with N2b.

4. Reduce Governor’s cars to 2, instead of 6 bullet-proof cars.

5. Reduce Govt house jeeps instead of 25 jeeps.

He revealed to the audience that it used to cost him and his contingent, 10m per trip to Abuja when he travels.

Obi said he had to cut down the expenses, because he found out that over 30 people who had nothing to do in Abuja were going with him.

"When Ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo wanted to come to Anambra state, they were supposed to used N500m to construct a presidential lodge, but I asked the President to sleep in my house through-out his stay," he said.

Finally, the former Governor asked Nigerian youths to take back their future by joining politics.

Peter Obi is a recipient of numerous national awards and recognition as a result of his exemplary tenure as governor.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5vet34WdXM
http://pulse.ng/local/peter-obi-i-saved-over-n75b-for-anambra-state-ex-governor-says-id5554699.html

PoliticsRe: See What Happens To Things Buhari Touches by divinehand2003(m): 6:45pm On Oct 02, 2016
OP, HE WILL TOUCH YOU TOO.

But you know that all you've just said are lies. These things were dead long ago.
All I know is that this present administration is confused and DULL.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Don’t Gotv/dstv Want People To Mention God? by divinehand2003(m): 1:09pm On Oct 02, 2016
The owners of DSTV and GOtv don't want religious things on their movies.
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Return $50,000 If Found On The Road? by divinehand2003(m): 10:57am On Oct 02, 2016
Return?
To whom shall I return it?
Maybe Buhari?
FamilyRe: First Class Twin Sisters To Marry On The Same Day - Photos by divinehand2003(m): 10:56am On Oct 02, 2016
Chai, why didn't I know at least one of them before now?
Congrats to them. HML all the way.
CelebritiesRe: Lol... Are These The Worst Wedding Dresses EVER? by divinehand2003(m): 7:45pm On Oct 01, 2016
Incredible wedding gowns I must confess.

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