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RomanceRe: Am Divorcing. My Wife Was My Secret Landlady Which I Didnt Know For Years. by divinehand2003(m): 7:37am On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I read this story long time ago jare grin
True talk. It's a stale joke.
Anyways under this kind of depressive economic recession at the moment, just anything will do.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan’s Aridolf Resort Wellness & Spa Yenagoa (Pics) by divinehand2003(m): 7:30am On Sep 18, 2016
Wetin concern you

PoliticsRe: Nigeria May Soon Be In Total Darkness — Egbin CEO by divinehand2003(m): 6:20am On Sep 18, 2016
WE HAVE BEEN IN A NATION WHERE DARKNESS HAILS SUPREME SINCE FOREVER. THERE'S NOTHING NEW IN THAT THREAT.

Don't tell us what we already know.
CrimeRe: Brutal Punishments Of Rapists In Different Countries Around The World by divinehand2003(m): 6:15am On Sep 18, 2016
grin grin grin
~While In Nigeria, rapist, including those caught in the act, are allowed to go scot free because of lack of evidence thereby tagging the victim (woman) an OLOSHO for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
May God protect our women in Nigeria because nobody protects the raped in Naija.
PoliticsRe: Jide Omokore Returns N200m To FG by divinehand2003(m): 6:08am On Sep 18, 2016
THIS IS MADNESS

YOU ARE ACCUSED OF LOOTING OVER N200billion ONLY TO RETURN A PALTRY N200million.

IT'S ONLY IN NIGERIA MIGHTY LOOTERS ARE PAMPERED.

PoliticsHas President Buhari Changed? by divinehand2003(op): 5:48am On Sep 18, 2016
By Dele Sobowale

“Change starts with me”, President Buhari, September 8, 2016.

“When a government begins to fear the mob, it is as much as to say it fears itself.” John Fowles in THE FRENCH LIEUTENANT’S WOMAN.
Oddly enough, there are two answers to that question: yes and no. There is abundance evidence to prove that the President who launched another campaign to officially change Nigerian attitudes and values, and his accomplice in that regard, the Minister of Information and Culture, might not be the right people to be preaching to us – their Fellow Countrymen. To begin with, not all changes are beneficial to society.

The change from a nation which had a diversified export base, up till the late 1960s to one which became enslaved to one product, crude oil, was largely brought about by long years of military rule – starting from 1966. Buhari was one of those who forced that change on us – without our consent.

Now, the chicken has come home to roost. One of the major beneficiaries of government by armed robbers of peoples’ sovereignty is now faced with cleaning up the sh*t which he and his colleagues started. Nigerians are best advised to read the scripts prepared by the Ministry of Information and Culture with a great deal of caution. At the moment, the sincerity of its authors is seriously in doubt – on account of their individual and collective antecedents. A few examples, well documented, will illustrate the point being made here. Let’s start with some recent occurrences.

Back in 2014, when it was politically advantageous to the All Progressives Congress, APC, then out of power, to support the activities of the Bring Back Our Girls, BBOG, group, President Jonathan’s administration regarded them as, at best, a public nuisance, and at worst, a security risk.

Each time their marches were disrupted by the Nigerian Police, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the National Publicity Secretary of the APC, speaking on behalf of the party and its presidential candidate, fired off public announcements condemning the GEJ government for violation of the fundamental human rights of the BBOG.

Anyone reading those passionate defences of one of the basic rights of free people in a democracy would have been led to believe that Buhari and Mohammed actually believed in those principles. Today, the BBOG, and others who believed in their right to free association, and who voted for APC on account of that, had been swindled. Officially now, and under APC, BBOG has been labeled a “security risk”.

Has Buhari changed? Certainly; but, it is a change for the worse for a democracy and it does very little  credit to a President trying to preach a change of attitude when he has been caught in a socially disruptive change of principles. A greater leader than he would ever turn out to be, Ghandi had advised about the things that would destroy any society. One of them is “Politics without principles”.

Even if one wants to overlook that one, difficult as it is, how can one, given the economic recession ravaging the country, that the same Buhari blasted Jonathan for maintaining a large presidential fleet of aircrafts – which made Presidential Airlines the second largest in Nigeria and bigger that four private airlines put together. One would have expected that among the first Executive Orders given in May 2015 was the reduction in fleet size.

On the day, Buhari and Mohammed were going through the song and dance about value-change, it was obvious that their values have taken another change for the worse. The cost of maintenance of the fleet, previously astronomical, had become killing because everything in the crafts must be imported at N425/US$1. The Buhari who campaigned in 2014/2015 has clearly changed right in front of our eyes and he is behaving more and more like Jonathan.

Unfortunately, for us, the man has not changed totally. Had he continued to adopt the wasteful habits of GEJ and ignoring calls to rescue the Chibok girls, we could have shrugged our shoulders and resigned ourselves to four years like the locust years under PDP. But, the Buhari of 2016 is in many respects like the Buhari of 1984/85 – who was summarily removed by his colleagues in a bloodless coup. It was bloodless because nobody was willing to lift a finger to save him. Why?

Start with nepotism and bigotry, personal defects which we mistakenly thought he had discarded once he opted for politics under democratic rule. In 1984/85, Buhari’s appointments to high office totally disregarded the principle of Federal Character and the religious diversity of Nigeria. Out of the first twenty-five appointments he made during that period, only seven were Southerners or Christians.

Apart from the fact that he was a Northern Muslim, his Deputy, Tunde Idiagbon was also a Northern Muslim. The Governor of the Central Bank, Alhaji Ahmed, graduate of History, was a Muslim, so was his Deputy Alhaji Otiti. All the service Chiefs, except one, were Northerners and Muslims; so were the heads of security agencies except the Inspector General of Police. Bigotry could not have been better defined. His removal was widely hailed in the South because the General Babangida regime which followed his own was more equitable.

May 2015 presented Buhari an opportunity to demonstrate that he had shed both nepotism and bigotry. Recently, Dr Junaid Mohammed introduced some of the top appointees made since then. Any change? Certainly not. Of the first ten or so, the two southern names appearing were Femi Adesina and Ita Enang.

These two were followed by another dozen or so from the North. Lately, after distributing the plum jobs unfairly, he had started to “compensate” the South by sweeping crumbs from the “Masters’ tables”. The job of Managing Director of Nigeria Ports Authority, NPA, was given to someone who some still regard as reflective of nepotism.  That is still his sense of fairness. That is the sort of change he and Mohammed want us to adopt in this hypocritical crusade.

Was the budget padded or not? Buhari was the first to announce abroad that it was and vowed to punish the culprits. Now Honourable Jibrin had taken up the refrain, shouting at the top of his lungs that the budget was indeed padded. Suddenly, it is Buhari’s presidency which is now denying that the budget was padded. What sort of value-change can occur when the presidency cannot tell the people the truth and stick to it?

Permit me to end where I started. No parent in Nigeria, who loves his kids, can fail to share the agony of the parents of the Chibok girls. We cannot all join the marches in Abuja; but we can offer them moral support and encouragement. As the father of six girls, I probably would have gone mad if one of them is a captive of Boko Haram. No government which regards the agitators as security risk can ever preach any sermon to which I will listen.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/president-buhari-changed/

RomanceRe: What My Boss Did To Me At The Office by divinehand2003(m): 11:07pm On Sep 17, 2016
I smell a scam post a far way off
HealthRe: Improper Use Of Postinor2 by divinehand2003(m): 11:03pm On Sep 17, 2016
Nice dear OP.

A word is enough for the wise
HealthRe: Why Girls Use Chemicals For Skin Whitening Instead Of Home Remedies by divinehand2003(m): 10:42pm On Sep 17, 2016
The creams produce the needed result faster than natural products.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Punish Own Official For Plagiarising Obama In His ‘CHANGE SPEECH by divinehand2003(m): 9:22pm On Sep 17, 2016
Now his profound dullness has just been over-confirmed.
RomanceRe: Guyz Beware Of This Kind Ebola Yansh by divinehand2003(m): 9:16pm On Sep 17, 2016
hopyroll:
bro, am sure u never experience real konji b4
if the real konji hold u for neck ehn, ur hand no go even feel the roughness talkless of the hardness

If na lie ask devinehand
am sure im don fall victim many times
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Na God dey save person ooooooo
RomanceRe: Is Being Single A Curse Or Blessing? by divinehand2003(m): 9:13pm On Sep 17, 2016
OPINION POLL!!!


If you are single and feel blessed hit LIKE.

If you are single but feel cursed hit SHARE.
RomanceRe: How Deep Is The Average Vagina? (EXPLICIT PICTURES| Guys Don't Read This) by divinehand2003(m): 9:10pm On Sep 17, 2016
These vaginas get enough candidiasis ooooo
RomanceRe: Guyz Beware Of This Kind Ebola Yansh by divinehand2003(m): 9:08pm On Sep 17, 2016
Smellymouth:
Lol... Except say na total darkness and nor be doggy things.. grin

Even if na total darkness but na doggy things, my hands must feel the ruggedness of the yansh na... cheesy cheesy
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bros, sometimes the level of excitement and the huge amount of adrenaline fit even the mask your sense of touch oooo. You fit even forget to use condom self on top that kind fire.
Oboy, na only after the act of ejaculation after which the brain go reset to default settings.
''Chai, wetin I just do so?'' Too late mehnnnnnn.
Repeated HIV test on monthly basis for the next 2 years be that so oooooo.
RomanceRe: Guyz Beware Of This Kind Ebola Yansh by divinehand2003(m): 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahaahahah...

Some niggahs nor get chill bruh..

But, I wonder how preek wan take stand at the sight of this.. lipsrsealed
Bro, anything can happen ooooo.
Especially if it's a Babe a guy has been luring to knack for the past donkey months, then all of a sudden she is in the mood one fateful night in one dark corner where there is even no moonlight to examine the yansh.
Chai this is the real YANSH OF PERDITION.
Knack it at your own risk even with triple condom worn over the erect tonzo.
RomanceRe: You Have To Spend 3 Hours In A Dark Room With One Of Them? Choose Carefully. by divinehand2003(m): 8:51pm On Sep 17, 2016
No.1 for my annoying enemies
CrimeRe: Thieves Terrorising Akpabuyo Local Government In Cross-river Arrested (pics) by divinehand2003(m): 8:44pm On Sep 17, 2016
Lol
RomanceRe: Guyz Beware Of This Kind Ebola Yansh by divinehand2003(m): 8:42pm On Sep 17, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahaahahah..

Even if I don high pass fvck, if I see this kind yansh, the highest go comot for my face..

You know wetin be this? cheesy

This kind yansh na first class ticket to Orisirisi diseases.. grin
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

This kind yansh Will cause irreversible and collateral damage to that unfortunate nigga who juxtaposes his erect penís into her hole.
PoliticsRe: 'Change Begins With Me’ Campaign Gulps N3.4bn - Daily Independent by divinehand2003(m): 8:25pm On Sep 17, 2016
Hey!!!!

Chai, there is God oooooo.

APC is another PDP in sheep's clothings but a wild beast on the inside.

We left PDP for exactly the same crazy waste of our borrowed monies. Behold APC is doing exactly the same things.
RomanceRe: How I Celebrated Tonight I Broke Up With My Girl Friend (pic) by divinehand2003(m): 8:14pm On Sep 17, 2016
OP WHY YOU DEY FORM WITH EMPTY BOTTLE NOW?

The pains of her leaving you is showing all over your face.

Sorry eehnn
PoliticsRe: Hilarious: Yet Some People Are Saying There Is Recession In Nigeria(photo) by divinehand2003(m): 8:07pm On Sep 17, 2016
Na hyper-progression, serious elevation with over ascension this woman dey face.

This body shape is called GLOBAL OBESITY.
RomanceRe: Cheaters of nairaland, how did the affair start? How was it? by divinehand2003(m): 8:01pm On Sep 17, 2016
AccidentalGenius:
what made things end?
We weren't meant for each other
RomanceRe: Cheaters of nairaland, how did the affair start? How was it? by divinehand2003(m): 7:55pm On Sep 17, 2016
My dear, it all began with the unintended and innocent word, ''Hi".
Then Things snow balled into something so intense that we were both overwhelmed , overtaken and conquered by a whale of emotions and feelings. Of course we couldn't help it anymore but to succumb.

I still remember vividly well how the romance engaged gears in an arithmetic progression leading to a cascade of fast and furious acceleration in geometric progression.

It was steamy hot while it lasted but things were pretty messed up at the end.

Cheaters out there, beware of being caught.

Jokes EtcRe: Just For Fun!!! If You Were To SACK One Of This Female Staffs – Who Will It Be? by divinehand2003(m): 6:58pm On Sep 17, 2016
Hard choice mehnnnnn

I am confused ooooo.

I will go with the guy below me.
RomanceRe: Ladies How True Is This..is It This Hard To Find A Husband by divinehand2003(m): 6:44pm On Sep 17, 2016
''Anty Patricia, when you go marry?''
''No man is perfect, you say all men are the same ooooo".
''If all men are the same, then pick one already".
''Abi you dey wait to DISCOVER MUNGO PARK OOOOO".

Discover MUNGO PARK!!!

PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Council Of Niger Delta Youths Hold Meeting by divinehand2003(m): 6:36pm On Sep 17, 2016
These are no real militants.
The true Niger Deltan militants hold their meetings in the creeks on their full militancy regalia with AK 49, Armoured tanks, torpedos, nuclear weapons of mass destruction etc.
AutosRe: Neatly Used Honda Accord 2003 For Sale M by divinehand2003(m): 6:30pm On Sep 17, 2016
This looks like 2005 Honda accord
PoliticsRe: Operation Crocodile Smile 23 Militant Killed, Weapons Recovered by divinehand2003(m): 6:12pm On Sep 17, 2016
Pls how many soldiers were injured, maimed or killed in the process?
Give complete and detailed reports without ojoro.
SportsRe: Astonishing Stat That Shows How Lethal Manchester City’s Kelechi Iheanacho Is by divinehand2003(m): 6:10pm On Sep 17, 2016
For the sake of ihenachio, man city will win the EPL. More grease to thy elbow young man.
CrimeRe: Scam Alert!! See The Message I Got. And My Reply..(pics) by divinehand2003(m): 6:07pm On Sep 17, 2016
Popular message sha ooooo

That scam don reign pass.
PoliticsRe: If GEJ Contests In 2019 Presidential Election, Will You Vote For Him? by divinehand2003(m): 2:26pm On Sep 17, 2016
No

And no

Everlasting Nooooooooooooo

He was clueless. Part of the problem Nigeria is having today is due to GEJ.

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