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And she goes like this,

'''Ohhhh baaaabbbbbyyyyy, destroy it oooo, finish it yeeeee, scatter it ahhh, no no no you are killing me killing me ooooooo, EGBAMI OOOOOOOOOOO"'.

The last phrase is usually done in HIGH PITCH, so much so that my neighbors Wife hears it and starts smiling at me awkwardly the very next day with that mischievous look in her face.

Two is better than one.

PSquare still makes more sense to me than just Mr P.

Hope he is reeling out New songs during the performance instead of singing PSquare songs?

They were absent because GEJ is no more in power

DEAREST divinehand2008

You had it all but gave it all.

You are a star that lights my way.

Your intelligence intrigues me.

Your smile sets my heart on fire.

You have kind and sincere eyes that I always dream about.

Romance begins and ends with you.

Even the self acclaimed righteous governor of Ekiti state is corrupt. And he has been harassing PMD our corruption too.
If I were PMB, I would have banned him from opening his basket mouth forever. He will only communicate using sign language from henceforth

Truth be said sha, '' most Naija babes are serious GOLD AND DIAMOND DIGGERS". Mind you, my sister's not left out.

Elections in Nigeria, even as small as Class captain or SUG elections in schools of learning, are always riddled with violence.

INEC PLS WAKE UP TO YOUR RESPONSIBILITY AND SAVE NIGERIANS OF PREMATURE DEATHS OR DISABILITIES RESULTING FROM ELECTIONS IN NIGERIA. Put on your thinking caps and give us a way out of this violence.

For the first time, this comedian called Dino got it right. Politicians in Nigeria belongs to all the available political parties especially the winning or ruling party.
They are in APC physically, and there in PDP spiritually and also in KOWA or APGA or HOPE party mentally.

Naija political prostitutes, I hail oooo......

If you don't pressure your man, he won't perform. But ensure you know when to apply brakes so as not to drive him crazy.
A little pressure + A little pampering and loving will do the trick.

Lol
Bros take it easy on this present administration of PMB. The Nigerian situation is chaotic and difficult to make good promises that's been made during campaigns.
Yes Buhari made good promises a year ago. You will agree with me that these promises can be fulfilled if you have the money and resources to accomplish them. But a poor nation like Nigeria that's dependent on only the export of crude oil, doesn't have cash to bring to fruition those dreams we desire of PMB.
I guess that's why PMB is running to and fro to get investments and loan from countries.
PMB is by far a better leader than GEJ.

May God protect those innocent girls from the hands of these bad guys who are prowling around our churches seeking for who To devour.

You don't need rocket science to know that most of them have hanging Fake booties.

Lol

I am tempted to do exactly the same thing to this annoying olosho in my car chewing gum like one village girl under this hot weather while I am queuing for fuel.

I go flog am join sef.

Saint Buhari kor, saint Buhari ni.
Abeg talk another matter joor.

Lol

Leadership is a big problem in Nigeria plus Africa in general.
Leaders are not patriotic in its actual sense. Most are dull. They don't even obey the constitution of the land but they expect the followers to obey it. Most African leaders see themselves as above the law.

Apart from leadership, the followers too are not left out of the blame. They hail the foolish leaders even when it's obvious that the leaders aren't performing. Some are quiet to object to illicit activities of their leaders for fear of being harmed. Some simply care less.

The very poor and weak institutions that should have regulated the activities of all the agencies of government have also made African countries a miserable place to live in. These institutions are so corrupt and blind to the various atrocities committed by leaders, that the are left to go unpunished. It's both ridiculous and alarmingly amazing.

How will the country move forward?

Africa indeed is a very dark continent!!!

A very big FALSE

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Now whizkid, find another talk ooooo. Hope you can sight the diamond ring now?

Lol
Abi oooo

God is love

Hmmm
Government should leave these things to private investors. They only know how to establish various ventures but cannot manage them.

But they are pretty now

He always remembers this Bible verse after sexual intercourse, ''flee from all forms of sexual immorality to avoid ending up in hell ''.

Its enough to make me weep and wail.

Back lights

Lol.
Are Nigerians tired already?

I nor need am

Nice one

12. Nigeria

'' All commercial drivers and some private car owners must carry all the documents of their vehicles, their driver's license, plus N200 fine to give to the Nigerian police always as you plan to go about your daily activities. The Nigerian police is your friend indeed''.

He was busy planning his next trip, that's why he didn't show up.