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In Saraki's evil mind, HE IS ABOVE THE LAW AND HE IS UNTOUCHABLE.
But when the time comes, Saraki will be booted out in shame no matter the support from fellow evil like-minded colleagues in the NASS.
Nigerians and civil society groups shall rise against you in all their might and your so called support base will crumble before your very own eyes.
Justice must be served to you in the court of law.

NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!

No panic there joor. It's just business

Na human hand be that so?

Mrbigman1:
No 10 keeps me smiling all the time.

No retirement.

So why in a rush to start at Teen?

Because konji na bastard

personally, i prefer tobey.

Success they say - HAS MANY FRIENDS INDEED

Na wao

Why quarrel with an ex?

It's over and it's supposed to remain so - OVER

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Trust me it won't be used for 2019 general elections. The cards aren't ready yet. I pray it won't enter voice mail oooo.

Messi is still a better player as the records show

Dating a typical Nigerian lady can be a topsy-turvy experience especially for a man who is just wetting his feet in the dating game. Normally, women are complicated beings let alone a Nigerian woman who has so many challenges to deal with like an unstable economy, family, tradition, ethnicity, religion, peer pressure, biology and much more. All these factors conspire to influence whoever she will date.

The average man with his chauvinistic African mindset or perception does not understand this and expect this type of woman to accept him hook, line and sinker. Little does he know that the days of parents marrying wives for their kids is old skool and that most women know what they want. If you want your relationship to blossom with a typical Nigerian woman, Jovago.com, Africa’s shares tips that can make this dream a reality.

Give her money to make her hair

hairstyleDidi, Shooku, and Patewo are traditional hairstyles in Nigeria but young women prefer the Brazilian hair, the deft Ghana weaving, and attachment because it makes them appear sophisticated. They rarely wear their natural hair, adorning these foreign hairstyles cost money and time and she expects her man to foot the bill for her hair. If not always but once in awhile. In other cases, if you notice she is wearing a new hairstyle, it will not kill you to compliment her and perhaps pay for it. Afterwards, it is because of you, she spends that much time at the salon anyways.

Accept the invite to her church

Nigerians are very religious people. A typical Nigerian lady will always scheme for ways to invite you to her church especially if she really likes you. Importantly, do not reject the offer even if you not a ‘churchy’ person. It is an opportunity for her to show you off especially if you are smooth and suave, to her family, friends and even her pastor whom she relies on for spiritual guidance.

Do not surprise her with a home visit except…

A Nigerian woman is calculative and smart. She knows how to play the dating game. She knows the right time and the man who give a pass to her home. But some men jump the gun by paying her a surprise visit to her home. She will not be excited to see. In fact, she may not even come out at all. You are on your own as you disappointed. It is better to be patient for the invite. If she is not forthcoming, you can discuss the issue with her.

Respect her parents

If she is a woman you desire as a life partner, you must respect her parents when you eventually visit them. For example, if she is from a Yoruba home, you will be swimming in the waters of respect because the Yorubas from South-West Nigeria value respect. So, you are expected to greet not just greeting but prostrate. This will put you in the good books of her parents. Other Nigerian ethnic groups have their rules for respect.

A pathway to marriage

Any perambulating relationship will not last for the typical Nigerian woman. Sooner or later she will quit the relationship if the relationship is aimless and does not have any direction. She will give you marriage signs but of course, she will not pop the question. She will be more concerned if you are matured and she knows that ready. The question she will ask herself why the delay?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/tips-dating-nigerian-woman/

Na albino sef with pineapple head

What more can we say. They're both willing to go their separate ways. So let them have their way for peace to reign now.

If you like Bro, it's not a taboo.

They promised you to give your husband a job. Are you sure he will keep the job when he has found out how he got the job?
Will he give your a pat on the back for the act of sleeping with various men behind his back in order for him to get a job?
Did he send you to do that in the first place?

Even if he had sent you to do that kind of thing for him, a wise woman would have rejected it outrightly. This is because he would kick you out once he got the job.

xynerise:
Erm.....I never said I was a horse

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xynerise:
On the contrary, we are the one suffering

The one (woman) who is at the receiving end suffers more esp in the hands of men with 15-20 inches long snake load as third leg. Infact sex once in 5 years will be her happiness.

Important bills that will transform the nation for good and reduce poverty and corruption, e.g the PIB, don't see the light of day. But rather bills that will benefit these pot-belly thieves we have as law makers are given rapt attention.
Na baba God go punish all of una.

– How often should a couple have sex to be happy?

– Science has finally found an answer to this question

While most people believe more sex means more happiness, scientists have a different opinion on this delicate matter. Researchers from the University of Toronto Mississauga have recently conducted a study that eventually revealed a magic number.


Two comprehensive surveys based on data from 25.510 Americans aged 18 to 89 showed that couples who have sex once a week are actually the most happy. Yes, you read it right — just once in a week — any more than that is just excessive. Well, at least scientists say so.

Amy Muise, one of the leading researchers, said:“I do think couples can end up feeling pressure to try to engage in sex as frequently as possible. Once a week is maybe a more realistic goal to set than thinking you have to have sex everyday and that feels overwhelming and you avoid it.

The study showed a linear association between sex and happiness up to a frequency of once a week, but at higher frequencies there is no longer an association. Therefore it is not necessary, on average, for couples to aim to engage in sex as frequently as possible.”

By the way, another study figured out the exact time time sex act should last in order to be considered perfect and whether condom use affects the time of having fun together.

https://www.naij.com/797095-couples-intimacy-happy-scientists.html

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– The DSS has taken over the Abia forest, where it discovered mass graves of Fulani herdsmen

– The security service accused Biafra loyalists for abducting and killing in a bid to ignite ethnic terrorism and mistrust amongst non-indigenes

– It says that captured Boko Haram leader bombed UN Hqtrs, killed nine expatriates

https://www.naij.com/794017-horror-dss-discovered-mass-graves-fulani-herdsmen-killed-biafra-loyalists.html

Mass grave

The Department of State Services (DSS) has disclosed that its operatives discovered mass graves of Hausa-Fulani residents kidnapped and killed by the members of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra (IPOB) in Abia state.

The DSS has taken over Umuanyi forest near Aba, where at least 55 people were said to have been supposedly buried in graves by the IPOB.

The service further blamed IPOB members of the abducting and murdering of five Hausa-Fulani men whose remains it said were buried in the same forest.
The DSS disclosed this through the statement by its spokesman Tony Opuiyo in Abuja on April 9.

It reads in part: “Service has uncovered the heinous role played by members of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra in the abduction/kidnap of five Hausa-Fulani residents, namely Mohammed Gainako, Ibrahim Mohammed, Idris Yakubu, and Isa Mohammed Rago at Isuikwuato LGA in Abia state.

“The abducted men were later discovered at the Umuanyi Forest, Abia state, where they were suspected to have been killed by their abductors and buried in shallow graves, amidst 50 other shallow graves of unidentified persons.

“Arrests and investigation conducted so far revealed that elements within the IPOB carried out this dastardly action.”

The DSS spokesperson added that it was pertinent to alert the general public that IPOB was step by step showing its true divisive colour and objectives, while steadily embarking on gruesome actions in a bid to ignite ethnic terrorism and mistrust amongst non-indigences in the South-East region and other parts of the country.

However, the new leader of MASSOB, another Biafra-related group, Uchenna Madu, recently stated that the activists would remain resolute on their peaceful agitation.

IPOB is being led by Nnamdi Kanu, who is being prosecuted by the Federal government for supposed treasonable felony.

The security service also alleged that arrested Boko Haram deputy commander, Khalid Al-Barnawi, was responsible for the bombing of the United Nations (UN) building in Abuja, on August 26, 2011 and the attack on troops in Okene, Kogi state, while in transit to Abuja.


He was also responsible for the kidnapping of two European civil engineers in Kebbi State in May, 2011, and their subsequent murder in Sokoto state. DSS alleged that the suspect planned and executed the abducting of a German engineer, Edgar Raupach, in January 2012 and the kidnapping and murder of seven expatriate staff of Setraco Construction Company at Jama’are, in Bauchi state in February, 2013.

Al-Barnawi, who is believed to be the close ally of the leader of the Boko Haram sect Abubakar Shekau, was arrested recently by the Nigerian army.

The US authorities had offered a multi-million-dollar bounty for his capture.

Shekau in his latest video threatened to attack Aso Rock presidential villa and warned President Buhari.

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rosalieene:
beauty does not keep a home! OK!

I know my dear, but you will agree with me the ''man looks on outward appearance and is carried away''.

Fuel palava don make many Nigerians run mad ooo

His moniker will be '' Bubu the saint".

I want to see the real stone

Nairaland ladies!!!

Some are very intelligent, creative and nice on NL. They are my eg of wife material. I love them already.

Most of them are quite insultive and aren't fun to chat with.