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Jokes EtcRe: Caught In The Act: (see Photos) by divinehand2003(m): 7:27pm On Apr 18, 2016
OP, This is the height of JOBLESSNESS.

I guess you must be under the weather of this present economic melt down in Nigeria, that's why you have transferred your aggression to these poor birds that are trying to fulfil their God-given obligation to multiply.

This is a crime called ANIMAL-WICKEDNESS and is punishable under a section of the Nigerian constitution.
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Completes House (Mansion) In Just Months In Office -SaharaReporter by divinehand2003(m):
It's only in Nigeria you can see a thief in political office steal trillions and the people heap praises on them and make pronouncements like MORE GREASE TO YOUR ELBOW on your thieving skills.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Narrates Her And Wizkid's Meeting With Police Commissioner by divinehand2003(m): 7:15pm On Apr 18, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

This serves whizkid right. Next time he won't reply Linda's gossips about him again, not in this life or the one to come.

Rotten vàgina indeed!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Mansion Governor Reportedly Built After Few Months In Office (photos) by divinehand2003(m): 7:08pm On Apr 18, 2016
That's how the mediocres who occupy government house in Nigeria and other African countries behave.

These courteous governors convert public funds to personal cash almost immediately upon assumption of office.

How will the country move forward?
CrimeRe: Happening Now. Robbery Going On Now At Zenith Bank Rumola Port Harcourt by divinehand2003(m): 4:12pm On Apr 18, 2016
tolugar:
Pls share pic and video

Wow
Na who wan risk life to take photo of armed-robbers now?
CelebritiesRe: Young Nigerian Man Begs Linda Ikeji To Marry Him (photo) by divinehand2003(m): 3:20pm On Apr 18, 2016
Linda is for me and me alone. Guys, back off.
PoliticsRe: What Do Think PDP Chairman That Died After Marathon S3x With Prostitute In Ogun by divinehand2003(m): 10:26am On Apr 18, 2016
How did you come to the conclusion that she was a prostitute by profession. She might just be his side-by-side-chic now
PoliticsRe: Isah Misau Attacked In Ningi In Bauchi - Sahara Reporters by divinehand2003(m): 10:22am On Apr 18, 2016
Lol

That's so nice.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Who Is Your Favorite Moderator Or Moderators by divinehand2003(m): 11:57am On Apr 17, 2016
Mynd44


He has a way of stamping his appearance with the tread close icon.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari’s $2 Billion Chinese Loan Puts Nigeria At Risk–forbes Magazine by divinehand2003(m): 11:01am On Apr 17, 2016
Forbes got it all mixed up.
-First of all it's not a loan, but it's an investment. Both parties are doing business together.

-Secondly, it's not $2 billion, but it's $6 billion investment package, and the various items and projects for which this cash would be spent on is properly highlighted.

So Nigerians, should we rather sit on the fence and do nothing waiting for manna to fall from above? No, half bread is better than not.


We must do something now.
RomanceRe: Most Lady's End Up Marryin Someone They Can't Date Wen They Were Younger by divinehand2003(m):
True talk.

When they were younger, they were reading too much of these mills and boom books or watching these fairy tale movies, hence they could not separate fiction from reality.
When they older, and age is no more on their side, THEY SETTLE FOR ANYTHING. They have finally seen how real life movie goes.
PoliticsRe: Budget Distortion: Fear Grips NASS Members by divinehand2003(m): 7:38am On Apr 16, 2016
NASS MUST BE SCRAPPED!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What The Hell Is Going On Here? (Photo) by divinehand2003(m): 7:26am On Apr 16, 2016
Lol
It's obvious that the baby is now her Pet
RomanceRe: His Religion Forbids Condoms by divinehand2003(m): 7:24am On Apr 16, 2016
Does he want more kids too?
CelebritiesRe: Di'ja Of (mavins Record) Long Time Hiding Lookalike Revealed Check Her Out by divinehand2003(m): 7:11am On Apr 16, 2016
Both of them na lepacious babes, hence the resemblance.
PoliticsRe: Me And The President Are On Half Salary - Vice President Yemi Osinbajo by divinehand2003(m): 7:05am On Apr 16, 2016
joa2013:
You ought to know that every allowance is a percentage of the basic salary, so if salary is halved, the allowances are also halved, OK!
If you believe that, you will believe anything.
PoliticsRe: Where On Earth Is Fashola?! by divinehand2003(m): 12:37am On Apr 16, 2016
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Meet Saraki's Henchman Who Masterminded The Power Outage During His CCT Trial by divinehand2003(m): 8:36pm On Apr 15, 2016
Lol
When the chips are down, man will surely fail you. Trust no man. Not even your own father in politics.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Only Spent 5 Years As Nigeria's President & Not 6 Years Please by divinehand2003(m): 8:27pm On Apr 15, 2016
Old news. Stale news. Forgotten news. That's meant for History Students and maybe for Zoological science students too, just in case oooo
PoliticsRe: Are Our Politicians Using Us? by divinehand2003(m): 8:20pm On Apr 15, 2016
The truth is that our politicians don't give a damn about us. It's all about the money in their pockets. No one really cares. It's so unfortunate.
RomanceRe: A New Mattress That Tells If Your Partner Is Cheating On You. by divinehand2003(m): 8:17pm On Apr 15, 2016
Then he won't sleep on the mattress now if his/her lover comes around when u are away. Abi nor be so?
PoliticsRe: 10 Lies & Facts About Bukola Saraki Everything You Need To Know About The Senate by divinehand2003(m): 8:01pm On Apr 15, 2016
Let Saraki go to CCT and prove all the accusations wrong instead of trying to avoid his trial, or oppose the the jurisdiction of the CCT at the federal high court or try to amend the CCT act in the constitution just to avoid facing trial ultimately.
Why is he afraid of facing trial at CCT if I may ask?
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu And Her Curves Stun In Dallas (photos) by divinehand2003(m): 7:37pm On Apr 15, 2016
She na fine girl, Omo super sexy, and hotter. She dey boil right now oooo.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Senates Proposed Amendment Of CCT Act by divinehand2003(m): 7:19pm On Apr 15, 2016
Thank goodness Nigerians have started reacting. We shouldn't stop there. Let's go and occupy NASS and force them to pass more pressing bills such as
-Petroleum industry bill PIB
-Whistle blower act
-Gender equality bill
-24 hours power supply bill
-Youth empowerment bill
-Geriatric care bill
-Free portable water for all Nigerians bill, etc.

How does rushing to amend CCT help Nigerians?
PoliticsRe: CCB, CCT, ACJ Acts Amendments: Message For Senate, Buhari by divinehand2003(m): 4:18pm On Apr 15, 2016
Lol
BusinessRe: Why Do Developing Nations Uses Dollar For Foreign Trade by divinehand2003(m): 8:49am On Apr 15, 2016
Black people have black mentality, hence they think with their anus, that's why we are like this.
FamilyRe: Why Do Many Couples Wear Their Wedding Ring On Their Right Hand Instead Of Left? by divinehand2003(m): 8:34am On Apr 15, 2016
But OP, that's not very correct. They are not ''many'' but '' few ''
PoliticsRe: Me And The President Are On Half Salary - Vice President Yemi Osinbajo by divinehand2003(m): 8:31am On Apr 15, 2016
Yes your basic salaries are halved, but your allowances have more than doubled.
Now tell me, who is deceiving who?
PoliticsRe: Senate Amending The CCT Law (photo) - saharareportes by divinehand2003(m): 8:25am On Apr 15, 2016
This is an outright rape of
-The Nigerian constitution
-The Nigerian masses
-The integrity of the NASS
-The laws of our father land

Shame upon these so called honorables who know nothing except corruption and infirmity.
Shame upon the NASS whose members find joy and pleasure to MASTURBATE IN THE CORRIDORS OF POWER while screwing with the mentality of the Nigerian masses.
Shame upon the NASS who regard Nigerians as dummies and comedians.
Shame upon the NIGERIAN MASSES, WHO WON'T STAND UP TO OPPOSE THESE DISGRUNTLED, POLITICALLY MISCHIEVOUS ELEMENTS WHO HAVE MADE UP THEIR EVIL MINDS TO MISRULE THE NATION.
PoliticsRe: China Redicules Buhari Travelling Fancy (pic) by divinehand2003(m): 8:14am On Apr 15, 2016
By the way bros, that's not President Xi in the pix.
FamilyRe: Help : How Do I Make My Vagina Tight Again? by divinehand2003(m): 8:12am On Apr 15, 2016
Go and see a doctor please!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Channelstv Barred Maupe Ogun From Sunrise Daily Crew by divinehand2003(m): 8:08am On Apr 15, 2016
Eeeyyyaaaaaa

But I love that presenter so much. She is courageous and hits the nail on the Head always with her kind of questions.

That program will be a huge bore now onwards.

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