₦airaland Forum

Only broke ass niggas do this public display of borrowed cash.

Lol

That's a miracle. Going to get a thousand stickers and paste them on my bank account. Money will never finish again.,

Buhari won't win 2019 presidential elections. The signs are visible and palpable.

She looks like a serving NYSC member who has just been paid her monthly allowee.

Lol


Only broke ass niggas display N200 naira notes on social media.

But that N16000 as the cost of the Mifi is a bit on the high side. We'll wait until it comes down to N5000

Buhari will soon ban nairaland ooooo. >:

The things this government does will continue to baffle me. Imagine what $496million will do to our Infrastructural, educational, agricultural and health sectors.

If we have the right environment and encouragement, we will invent and create things that are better than these.

My advice to future leaders is that they should focus more on developing the Nigerian people by providing solid education in fields that will turn our present pitiable and sorry state to a more prosperous nation. Avoid wasting money on things that won't change the price of garri in the local markets.

Lol

This governor turned statue creator won't kill us ooooo.

Annie already knows. It won't make her stop loving her man.

The guy was a sharp and lucky man to have dated a very pretty and hot white woman. May his manhood RIP.

cletz991:
unlike before now we have evidence that they are real because their sales liason officer was with us. We are hopeful

It was launched and Nigerians were given strong assurances of a mouth watery experience using TStv decoders. In fact I had already thrown my DStv decoder away shortly after your product was officially launched only for my hopes to be dashed severely. We will take your "HOPEFUL" with a drum of salt.

cletz991:
After the training the products would be rolled into the market

Lool

They promised 1st October, later became November 2017, yet no single product in the market. It's already February 2018 and counting, yet nothing to show. Nigerians have lost hope on TStv just like APC.

Onyintology:
Abeg who watched that Nigeria and Morocco yesterday??
How was it? Gist me biko!

My dear, that match was horrible. Damn !!! Four goals without a single reply from the Nigerian team. I think it would have been a time well spent watching BBNaija instead.

Training on how to give false hopes

AIDS - American Invention to Discourage Sex.

Metuh wants to be flown abroad oooooo

Buhari doesn't have the following in his dictionary- stop, heed, listen, follow, don't run, shun, walk-away, and avoid contesting for presidency in 2019.

All he sees is the 12 million votes from the northern part of Nigeria. But that won't be enough this time around.

Hmmm

Marriages nowadays get as e be. Couples these days can't wait to get married. Shortly afterwards, they can't wait to abandon the marriage for very flimsy reasons.

I think you should leave your heart open to other options that are more serious. It's certain that your bf is no longer interested or passionate about marrying you.

Nice

This is an institution with a vision. A university of substance. Covenant university is a place to be indeed.

Lalasticlala won't take this news lightly oooo.

But how can we identify and avoid buying a cow killed by snake bite when it has been butchered in pieces and placed on the counter to be sold to the unsuspecting public?

Nina is sexy.

mamaya24:
Shey its much better than whatsapp

In a way. It's not dependent on phone numbers for messaging. But we are more used to what's app.

If she is physically, socially, mentally, biologically and chemically fine, then tell your friend to say Yes.

Yea

That means the mother scorpions aren't far away. Be on the alert.

APC is spewing out another lie oooo

Hahahaha

Those who mentioned red, groundnut and engine oil are serious comedians. Lol. Can you just imagine doing your gf with mobile or total oil?