₦airaland Forum

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

paulolee:
I survived so many tinz..
1..entered cell n did 2 months during lockdown simply bcoz i dnt av any of my friends numbers to call when police arrested dt evenin bcoz of cult clash when going to collect my phone dt I was charging, na GOD send unknown person to kum bail me..
2..my biggest win was d aspect of self control n self respect bcoz i spent MONTHS with one of my busy friend in medical line...it was just me n him at home b4 his fiancee came to join us...
d bea do complain dt his guy is too busy for her bt she still loves him, bt keep on asking me for sex saying dts its not a sin bcoz dey aint married yet, nearly felt for her bt dt guy was JUST TO NICE for such betrayal from me..
I cut short my 4 months visit to jus 2 months bcoz of her endless temptations n I felt like reporting to my friend bt m scared bcox dt gee loved her so much n I dnt want to be d catalyst of a failed 4yr relationship..
they are getting married this last sat of dis month and m nt attending bcox my consience won't allow me...I jus pray she av changed..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Look at the comments above me ..so pathetic

Tinubu can never be president
I can bet my two balls on that...his wings is gonna be clipped completely before 2023
Wait o let me bet only one of my balls because in politics anything is possible

So that if anything happens I still have one balls...and according to one of my female friend who is a nurse...she says someone can still get strong erection and impregnate a lady with one balls

Heartlessbanker:
I like you, i just don't know why

paulolee:
the only thing dt happened last nite was juve being lucky with oenaln scoring easy goals ..juve did nothing last night. barca n messi dominated bt lack goals...stop making this many juve posts on f.p looks asif they dumped barca from d ucl or they jus won d ucl..
the real champions of last nite was Leipzig n nobody is talking abt them..

Openbusiness:
Some weeks ago, Barcelona beat Juventus in this same UCL 2: 0, but we didn't see threads on it. But ordinary win of 3:0 of which 2 was even penalties, they will create 1 million and one threads on it and somehow one fan boy moderator will push it to front page. Penaldoooo fan boys are too insecure . Messi remains the GOAT and Penaldooo remains a penalty opportunist. 750 goals scored, maybe 600 were penalties, penalties won by other players

Neddstark:
Okay

Neddstark:
Ok, like I came to this life to please some unknown clown who wouldn't add an element to my existence.

Neddstark:
Go on with the berating.

Neddstark:
To them Nigerian policemen are not human beings
To them, prisoners who were freed were wrongly incarcerated
To them, police stations should be burnt because it is of no use to the modern society
To them, businesses that were looted were because government invited touts to spoil endsars.
I am not angry with the instigators. Bad people will always exist everywhere. Who I am disaapointed in are educated humans who actually locked their brains and believed in lies.
CNN - Con News Network

nijabazaar:
How i wish Buhari can just melt away into the far flung reaches of the universe. I am not implying that he dies ....just let him melt away

Complaining about Buhari gives me Migraine. I try to imagine that i dont live in Nigeria.

Buhari is a destroyer of dreams. The harbinger of Misfortune and a Squanderer with the intelligence of a retar.ded ant

Let me add more

Buhari is
A mayhem
A walking crisis
A living nightmare
A framed bad news
A concise illustration of what long bad day looks like.

paulolee:
In case u don't kno zlatan lead Milan to a very long unbeaten and winning streak since after d covid break b4 dey were finally beaten last weekend after he was stretch out injured..
Milan went almost 36 matches unbeaten and winning 33 of those matches including beating juve, inter n even Atalanta dt juve cudnt defeat...
Zlatan was d motivating factor behind dt team n I still insist dt u allow ur cr7 get to 40 n still in top level football b4 u start comparing his longetivity with zlatan bcoz cr7 av 2yrs left on his contract n juve are even planning to sell him b4 den...
My worry is why u cr7 fan boys love bringing insult to arguments, insult don't win arguments, it only shows d low level of maturity u guys av...pls change...

samuel19222:
after those years






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enemyofprogress:
go away. You can come between dominique and me, it is love made from heaven.

Bigggloadofcum:
Hey... That's my church and we don't wear oversize shirts.

Farki:
Must you spread your bitterness everywhere you go?

enemyofprogress:
it is the sweetest taboo especially if you come sabi the husband

ProphetM0hammad:
Go attend deeper life fellowship and hook up with any brother with big trousers and oversized shirt

Zzor:
I want to get married, I'm a fan of early marriage but irresponsible men all over the place, it's easier to pass through the eye of a needle than to get a responsible man. God I'm still waiting for your miracle

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- A Bank

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Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Dizzyrascal!
*Claps, cheers*

Fuckingmallam45:
Lol , is like that man don’t need the post of the president, talking to the GOAT like that is an insult to all football lovers

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

alcuin:
Actually, he's being delusional. I like his zeal though.

alcuin:
Actually, he's being delusional. I like his zeal though.

alcuin:
You no dey taya?

Dominion202:
I told a friend that if Buhari still contest for president come 2023 the north will still vote him.
He will still have the highest number of votes from Borno State.
The northern are blind and I think they really need serious orientation.
If not for Northern people wey dey draw us back for this nation, Nigeria for don go far in terms of development.
Even the Bible says " fear NORTH"

amc:
I can only guess you didn't read the full article. The man provided enough undisputable facts to support his claim.