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ViceGovernor:
Call me paranoid but I refuse to believe Roman abramovich would sell Chelsea

am a rival fan for now but it is very painful for me. I can only imagine how Chelsea fans feel about this. He created an era. A beautiful one.

You would just have to get used to it. He is gone for good.

As usual....yet this losers are more interested in fighting for political positions without the requisite desire to change the status quo.


Mentally lazy leaders

Mooh247:



Mrs Eazi proposes to His Husband Mr Temi Otedola

Na so Mrs Eazi join the $1.8 billion dynasty


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DontBullshitMe:
What gender is on his Nigerian international passport?

sense

samwash:
He be like say na only poor man dey quick marry for naija.
All these our yeyebrity nor dey quick marry unpon the money wen dey get.
Abeg ooo !!! Don Jazzy don marry ?

never, Baba still dey do tasting or is it testing

deept:
Those three countries have something in common, they are allied to Russia.

Didn't they try to oust Turkish president a few years ago through a failed coup. But seems the president is loved by the people causing the coup to fail.

true

USA has always acted with impunity and gotten away with it. Joe biden's statements are nothing new. Turkey, Syria, Belarusia are just a few of the countries whose president would have suffered regime change. Nothing new here.

NwaAmaikpe:




Prostrate cancer is real.

That's why when people say that masturbation is a sin or sexual abstinence is best, I just look at them and shake my head.

Because by the time prostrate cancer comes knocking, you'd regret why you did not always drain your scrotum of unwanted sperm.

As for me, I will masturbate at least 8 times daily with a three-hour break after every four ejaculations so my body can build up more semen to be drained away from my scrotal sac.

Prostrate cancer can never see me.

oh my goodness!!!

Which one is unwanted sperm again na

diplomat058:
Thanks for the compliments

I thought I was the only one who observed this. Adam Smith's invisible hand, the basis of the so called free market forces, has been long cut off by Western "liberals." It puts questions on the purported freedom of enterprise. But deviations and distortions are allowed. After all, even China and Russia, erstwhile apostles of Marxism-Leninism and it's application to productive resources, are now economically "liberal" with some bits of government machinations in the case of China

Who would have thought. China these days can be said to be the symbol of liberal enterprise(if you look past the little government interference here and there). China would never close down any foreign business in China willingly to make any political statement. This is because it values it's economic growth more. Even Putin is promising more freedom for Russian businesses in the wake of western sanctions. Strange world indeed.

dasparrow:
Good! I love India's stance. The West wants to rope other nations into this war with Russia. I think that African nations should not get involved in their saga. We have our own African problems to deal with. Let the West deal with their problems. This Russia - Ukraine war will divide our world into two groups. Those who support America/the West/NATO and those who support Russia/China/the rest of the world. We are watching.

only the neural ones stand to benefit.

USA wanted Israel to join in sanctioning Russia, Israel refused, today Israel with Turkey are the the countries mediating in the dialogue process between Russia and Ukraine. Both countries choose to remain neutral.

Russia has so far declined any US led effort at a dialogue.

Na countries wey get sense go gain. I just hope the people managing Nigeria understand this.

Jostoman:
May be india and China are indirectly supporting Russia. That's my observation

They are choosing to remain neutral because supporting any side has negative implications on them

diplomat058:
Int'l Politics is very funny and interesting. The leverage the US is exercising as a blackmail for many of the so called allies "trapped" in this anti Russian coalition is that Russia violated Ukraine's sovereignty (Which is correct).

Now, the same US is threatening the decisional sovereignty of many countries who dared to not buy it's endorsed response (Sanctions) against Russia.

What a paradox! It leads u to believe the theory of realists that when morality is at variance with a country's interests (as is sometimes is), the question of action will be decided by power and power plays. This is Russia's illegitimate fate over Ukraine. This is America's fate that opposed Cuba being USSR's proxy but support Ukraine's being NATO'S expansion.

This is int'l politics. Only emotionally overwhelmed folks choose a side and think they are on the path of justice

I almost started to clap immediately after reading your opinion here. Splendid

Another funny angle is the rate at which Russian businessmen are being attacked. I have maintained that the integrity of business enterprise should not be intertwined with politics. Peskov the Russian spokesman mentioned recently that US and countries preaching free enterprise and capitalism are the ones using clandestine methods to seize businesses and properties of individuals all in the name of politics. Quite the irony.

Or what do you think?

Hotice085:
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Kremlin senior Official ran away
Defense Minister not seen since months ago
Over 7 generals killed
Over 8000 soldiers dead
Many tanks destroyed and captured
Yet NATO is yet to start anything
Putin is a dead meat

Forgot to mention that no nuclear weapons has been used yet.

Idaytesj29:
Russia and China enjoys the best of relations, spanning over 2 to 3 decades. All of these are mere calculations.

China and Russia see themselves as go to helper. When US was busy dragging trade war with China, Russia was solidly behind China, when they were problems in south China sea with US, Russia offered her support.

China as well stood with Russia over Assad's Syria. China and Russia has several military combined drills, military arms sales deals and exchanges.

In the UN Security council, China and Russia always vote towards one side. They never vote against each other.

They both belong to Brics including Brazil and India, the only solid international organization devoid of US and her western puppets propaganda.

All you are saying is mere calculations, as of now, the relations between Moscow and Beijing is rock solid and it even a major headache for the US and West.

I just had to follow you immediately. You are the first Nairalander I will be following in nearly 2yrs. You sabi wella.

Come to think of it BRICS is the only solid international entity devoid of the pesky influence of the United States.

Princedapace:
Lol
Russia go shock this world. Why would Japan join West to sanction it?
Can't they behave like India? U are having negotiations with Russia, u come dey join west to sanction the same country. No be juju be that?
The best in this is to remain neural

You are making perfect sense.

Nlanalyst:
How do you go from 1 goal down to 3:1?
I don't get it seriously.
I love this display of class.

From a Real Madrid fan.

Respect bro

tnerro1:
Hope is not part of Abba Kyari drugs that she took

The MFR awarded by FG should be taken from her.

Rissimenky:
Even worse, the so-called educated Nigerian youths that should see Twitter's ban as an OPPORTUNITY to use their own brains to develop a platform, are too busy shouting and abusing Buhari for banning Twitter, to employ their own creativity and innovation.

Wasted, useless, dependent generation.

was the Twitter ban based on creativity and innovation? Is this government not the most wasteful, useless and dependent government in Nigeria's history? How many times have we gone cap in hand to beg China for money instead of using our creativity to create wealth for ourselves. If the government was so interested in replacing Twitter with an indigenous one we would have had one by now. They have had enough time to deliberate on it.

How has the government support been for start-up tech companies in the past? Zero!!! Oga, let's call this spade it's name and nothing else. Let's stop pretending that this was done in good faith, It clearly wasn't. The main purpose of leadership is to harness the inherent potentials of it's citizens for progress and development, has this clueless leadership shown any inclination towards that direction thus far? No! No!! No!!!

On this note I rest my case.

Officialgarri:
Nigeria has 99 problems and Twitter isn't one of them, yet America and the people can't sleep at night over the same issue.

I don't know why there's so much fuss about an ordinary smart phone app when there are tons of apps out there.

The FG had banned an app and no amount of blackmail will make them reverse the decision.

shebi e go stay there forever ni?

SporaD8:
Simply serve him another meal! And he will pay double in hospital.
Sense will not kill him Abeg.

finally a comment I can relate with.

ecommm:
It’s usually refreshing to leave for a while. The world becomes more positive. Reddit is better

absolutely true

ekene101:
Thank God you killed the one trying to swallow that lizard,it is bad omen for a snake to swallow lizard in the presence of a person, it means death was about to take someone you know but your quick intervention have saved that person.
Some people will call this superstitious belief,but it's real. Especially if you have a sick or pregnant relation.

Eze muo continue! Tell us the mind of the gods.

Left Nairaland for a couple of months only to return and yet another snake thread makes front page. Na wa ooooo. Nothing has changed!

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Thanks in advance for your positive responses.



DOING THIS FOR A FRIEND

Thanks guys. You guys just save me transport fare, time and effort. I was given a similar interview appointment today but thank goodness for a platform like Nairaland. Na so I for take waste time go their yeye interview. Nairaland is simply the best!

Ghengiskhan:
I believe you are the wicked one here for trying to make him look bad.

Here is my reason:
If Mr Richard said pay me #160,000k one time payment and I give you a #80,000k job, will you call him wicked or look for the money ?
Instead he said pay me monthly installment and you are here calling him wicked.
In this Buhari regime that even government employment is for sale. Obviously Mr Richard is no Santa but that doesn't make him wicked

lets be honest, its only in Nigeria that an individual will come up with such draconian requirements for giving someone a job opportunity. A spade remains a spade whether we like it or not, the said man is nothing but evil period! Its only a fellow Nigerian that will try to justify that level of greed or avarice. This level of greed is why Nigeria is the corruption capital of the world. It is the reason why NIMC, MTN, AIRTEL personnel are collecting bribes in order to help fellow Nigerians like themselves register and get simple national identification number for themselves.

SilverNorGold:
Exactly... Sheikh Ahmad Gumi is absolutely right! Those Biafra and Oduduwa agitators are terrorists and the Federal Government should treat them as terrorists!

Like I said before, unless they first kill me, No man born of woman can divide Nigeria. I dare you all bloody terrorists! You see the way I respect and love President Muhammadu Buhari, right? If Buhari should attempt to divide or support anyone whose aim is to divide Nigeria, trust me, I will fight him to the last drop of my blood! Even my father and my mother dare not attack Nigeria in my front. The day they'll try it, I'll disown them.

No man born of woman can divide Nigeria, unless I am dead... So I am warning Biafra and Oduduwa agitators to be careful! I'll personally arrest any miscreant and deal with them in my own way if the government fails to deal with them.

Nigeria lives as long as I live...
Long live, Nigeria!
God bless Nigeria!

SSSHHHHHH!!!!

FalseProphet1:
I see blood everywhere if this law is enforced, I see husbands shooting their wives over irrelevant arguments, I see jealous boyfriends murdering the entire family of their girlfriends over rumors of cheating, I see car owners shooting people in trafficking over failure to move when the light turned green, I see students murder their lecturers for failing them, I see staffs shooting their bosses because their salaries got delayed by a day, I see community clashes in almost every state, I see death and blood. This I have seen.

i don't know in what manner you meant this, but I see exactly the same set of scenerios playing out if guns are legalized and allowed to be used by private hands.

majamajic:
Inside my estate , one girl from a rich family , she always keep straight face

One day she was going back to school with loads , she begged me to help her with my car to the park , that's she is having difficulties with her ehailing app , that she wouldn't mind paying , I said not to worry

I did help her without collecting a dime , thinking tommorow she can say at least hi to me next time she is around

She came back and continue with her straight face stuff , I started regretting that I could have at least collected that money

Na so she use me !

I think the exact senerio played itself out with zlatan. I have a friend who says that most of the women he knows tend to call on him only when they need one favour or the other.