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odinson1:
Pls dear you can continue hating Men,no body is stoping you. But just know that the following awaits you in the next 10 years;

Saggy boobs

Slacked and dry pussy

Menopause

Stretch marks.

By then you would have been kicked out of the sexual market and no longer desirable to Any man

Then you will Join Shortyy,Zzor and Virginprincess in Shiloh 2030 To Pray for husbands together

pocohantas:
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Why this handshake like business partners or two world leaders that just signed a treaty?

Congratulations to them.

I also noticed this is not love, just business!!

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NaMeAboki:
Irresponsible incitement from a geriatric who should have know better - encouraging tribal politics with blackmail.

Note: didn't even bother to read the whole lengthy diatribe; the headline is sufficient.

your ignorant decision in not reading the whole 'diatribe' is the exact reason why your interjection makes no sense. Why don't you read the statement first and get a clear understanding of his point of view before making uninformed allusions.

Arrewa:
Fulanis are great people... We are Born to win!!

A typical Fulani man is a brilliant, intelligent creature, usually blessed with a natural leadership acumen. When educated, they tend to excel & dominate wherever they're found hence their exploits.

You think Amina Mohammed is the UN Dep. Sec. Gen. Only because of her certificate?

Why do you think Dangote is the richest black man in the world?

We are great people

So the hatred should keep coming...

We are immune to hatred!!

We are the Vikings of Africa!

would you shut the hell up already?

Badilstical:
Madam, go for this advice the best so far. Start the one you know well then, plan for the second one soon

thanks

Nicoswit:
Brilliant advice

thanks

Candycrushy:
A bottle of cold Heineken for you

thanks

Macsjebs:
Neither, I choose my fragrances anytime, any day and over both...the more reason Nairalanders posted so many reviews about me on the thread on my signature

neat!

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

brilliant!! Couldn't have typed it better

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

wall Street perhaps?

Mourinho simply knows how to give me joy!
For this whole wide world coach wey get entertainment value like Mourinho no plenty. Throwing jabs at Man Utd Joy!!!

enemyofprogress:
dominique is the best thing that has ever happened to me

why do I find it hard to believe that you and our dear Dominique are really that close, I hope it is not an infatuation ooo? Many guys would be really jealous of you bro, keep the flag flying for all the guys here on Nairaland! And pls make sure she does not escape the viper

Chioma straight up!

ehix89:
Hope it paid off

love your use of pun

enemyofprogress:
The craziest thing ever done for love is falling in love itself

abeg pls remind me who you fell in love with? Pls don't tell me it's Dominique the moderator ooooo

obembet:
Imagine this

The painful part is that as a former man Utd fan they even gave me hope...so painful indeed....if you see the way enemies dey use man Utd play online....I don't know what man Utd's problem really is

First there is Mino Riola who chose the eve of the match to come up with allegations of Pogba being unhappy and that interview unsettled the Man Utd team entirely.

Then there is Ole who is so good at experimenting nonsense and ingredient....only to be trying to rectify it when things are going wrong.....babe, Man Utd problem be like bicycle e no dey hard to start, but to stop am na wahala.

Austineva:
d chairman of all d natives doctors is now a pastor! U don't have an option than to join him! Alu mee totally

bros pity me small, slowamiir indoctrinated me and now he wants to fall in love and leave us out in the cold.....God will save hapless individuals like us who believe the doctrine of redpillers. ...help me say amen!!!

Kiddllc:
Sometimes u guys just be advising nonsense.. At least a 2-3 bedroom office space is manageable for that although it will still be tight for such venture. Do u know the cost of that for rent in Ikoyi where she's eyeing? Only rent swallow 7-10M to equip am also to standard no be beans. She should sell hairs like her mates are doing then when the big gods smile her way or after much hustle she can then get that dream going

she never mentioned the amount she had with her. I only advised based on the information I was afforded...but I understand where you are coming from

internationalman:
For MTN 1GB is equivalent to 700MB

you dis Oga self you are so funny

obembet:
I can't leave Manchester united for ole dear... Ole met me there and he will leave the place for me. United is my home

I guess I just have to respect your wishes, though it makes me really sad....I just miss Sir Alex so much!! I have personally found his reincarnation in Jürgen Kloop, even Gary Neville admitted it the other day that he is the very embodiment of everything Sir Alex stood for. It has also became obvious to me that I am inspired by managers not necessarily the club...it took me years to realize this but I am finally at that point of admittance...take care my precious one

obembet:
Na God go punish Ole.. Game against PSG where he suposse to remove fred cost man u a lot..

Thank God for my CR7.

babe! I know you might not like this but, the solution is for you to come over and join me at Liverpool. I was once a man Utd fan like you, suffering all the ups and downs. The Heartbreaks and headaches but now am smiling all day, everyday. All our signings are living up to expectations regardless of our injury list...just saying this because I don't want you to continue suffering with that good for nothing club called man Utd....♥️

Calmblaze:
My Chelsea is coming home with the cup.

dream on, YNWA baby!

Shey persin offend Haaland? The guy they take goalscoring personal. His ratio of minutes played to goals is simply impressive....just love the way he goes about his business.....least I forget, Giroud is the boss

Nellyfrancis157:
Next thing you'll hear will be "MAN MURDERED BY WIFE HE MET ON TWITTER"

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice....
Sometimes we just need to accept love whichever way it finds us
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

Ogbeni..am still the real niggarr...doing no love...but he get some kind matter way dey happen to me when even me nor understand
there was this girl i wanted to bang and move on..she old pass me with 3 years and seven months...I don bang her but the way she is treating me....am scared if she continue like this....she is going to weaken me as a real niggarrr....I might start doing love and relationship
She is just five in one..a mother, a wife, a friend, a sister and a girlfriend..imagine i paid her a visit at her salon store yesterday..after the visit I was supposed to go sit in a beer parlor after leaving her store and drink my bottle but she insist i should not visit a beer parlor that evening..that i should go home straight...and i obliged..first time am obeying a woman

damn nigarr you can't change now oooo, after you have made us your disciples finish you now want to leave us like that. After showing us the way and advising us not to be pussy ass nigarrrrs....you have to remain strong and resist her charms or else I go carry police come find you because I have been a real nigarrr all this while.

How will it be said that the real nigarr himself has falling in love...TUFIAKWA we no go gree lai lai

Ijaya123:
Few weeks down the line, nobody will remember all the stats you listed up there. The only things people will remember is who won the match and who scored the goals. That is what makes the difference.

exactly.... afterall we were not looking at stats after the first leg

NtoAkwaIbom:
See its very infuriating, i don't attack anyone for their opinion, Gof forbid that. These guys attack my very existence.. Saying i am a scam, because i dont katow to their Biafran dreams.
I drop all civility and go full brawls on anyone denying my roots.

I understand how you feel, just don't let them get under your skin.....only an akwa ibom person can type the Ibibio I have seen you type....if they don't believe you by now it means 2 things

1. They are not akwa ibom people themselves
2. It is a waste of your personal time trying to justify yourself to them

BaddieFreak:
Good morning Nairaland.

I know this is not the right place to write this but I tried writing this in the business section but it is not working so I decided to come back here.

We all have plans for 2021 and one of my plans is to have a boutique somewhere around Ikoyi but recently I saw a post on the net of how lucrative massage centers are especially on the island and since then I have been having a second thought. I am now thinking of having a massage centre instead of boutique. Should I continue my dream of having a boutique or I should try having a massage centre.

Does anyone here has an idea on how massage centers run. Pls I need good and urgent advice so that I can make up my mind on time, thank you.

Lalasticlala, mynd44 pls help me move this to the right section, I need urgent advice

stick to your boutique idea while incorporating your massage center to it if possible cause i believe in diversification..try getting a space that would enable you to do both but be smart enough to start with the boutique then you can start the other one when the first business picks up

I am a sucker for functionality and efficiency.....and finally low cost of governance. This is not the right time. We are looking for money right now in the country

NtoAkwaIbom:
Ado atta atta unam ikod.
Adiok unor fien

no need to resort to name calling and coded abuse in trying to get your point across.....from your Ibibio writing it's obvious that you are an akwa ibom person but you should always keep in mind that everyone has a right to their opinions...one love