₦airaland Forum

cummando:
true true....some of these nairaland babes na OLOSHO in disguise o! e for pay make u find any gal. Even if na oni fufu....
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ROTFL.. man this is funny

Geraldyne PM me

Benita27:
If i need to get laid i know where to get one.

nice one love, but seriously honey, you might be the one,,

Benita27:
Lol.
Can't be available for such.

is that a "I'm available" thing? indirectly...

ucsparks:
You've not gotten laid for six months , I can't even go 2 days

funny,, dude take it easy... lol

Bubblewitch:
I give zero Bleep bout wah u just said... U lack home training and y ur mates are doing something productive ur looking for a gal to Bleep.. U r really demented

dude really, tell or show me some productive things you've done yourself or even to yourself before I show you what I've achieved and how far I am ,I bet you never see half of all... are you gonna give me your sister or your aunt to fvck or you're still talking nonsense,,,, please don't tell me nonsense (in D kokomaster's voice) lemme invite you to my bar, lemme buy you drinks and let's discuss real business of how you're gonna give me your sister...

bastard pervert...

Bubblewitch:
see this person!!!! U beta go and get something doing with ur life...

now I see the reason not to argue with your dead brain, you lack home training and it's obvious to everyone on this thread, you're a sadist, you sit alone in your boring room typing shiit on a meaningful post, internet gangstar ...go do your homework instead,, and take your medications regularly

Bubblewitch:
niggur go get a brain rest.. U lack sense!!!

dude if you've got nothing constructive to say please Bleep off.. It's not a must you write something, you shouldn't be talking to me like that cos we ain't even mate, have some regards bro

some of me...

Softbamboo:
Will u marry my sister? Answer that first

love, why not? you have some of her full portrait pictures

deflover:
won't she be married first before the allowance

that's my point

Softbamboo:
First answer those questions:

Name
Location
Occupation: this is important... please also state what monthly allowance you can give her
Age
Potential bride price

for real, is this business? we have to meet first before discussing terms,, isn't it how we're supposed to start?

braine:
Oh really? I don't think so. You only see "Two nairalanders." Most of the time, they know themselves offline. I do not count those ones.

well I'm just trying to get one

how do we get started?? are you gon call my number to lemme have her contact details?

Softbamboo:
Would u be interested in a wife? My sister can offer more than just sex

seriously love, it's been boring living alone, with no visiting from friends, families and loved ones, I just go to work, come back home, sometimes I don't even feel like coming back home from work so yes honey, if she's responsible I'd consider that unless you're joking

Kingssleyy:
Them many na

where are they? can you show me where they are?

Aderola15:
Genea

what?? /

braine:
You won't find a reasonable one on this Nairaland. No harm trying tho.

dude I've seen and read a lot of success stories of how couples met on nairaland and got married,,, how 'bout that?

Raine80:
And you will find her ....

thanks hun, you got one for me??

cummando:
U need a hole. prostitutes only charge 500 you per round. Price well 300.

dude honestly, the 2 times I tried patronizing a prostitute I wasted money because I already paid and after that, I wasn't turned on, so, no thanks, I don't need a prostitute, I think there are some differences between prostitute and having a lover ,,you both plan ahead for the future

UniQuegrACE:
december hustle
residing in sango otta ?
only have 2 exes? story!

honey, I'm dead serious and I hate to tell you love, that you might be the one,, just checked your profile and pics,,, it's astonishing... damn.. pm me bae

owelle22:

what is this? it ain't funny

I've been lonely and even desperately need to get laid or even hook up. so if you are a lady that feel the same way or want the same thing and if interested, You can PM me or call me 08183610449 (also my whatsapp contact) I'm 25, living alone in a single room apartment, residing in sango otta ogun state,...

PS: I've been single for more than 6months now and I want a lady with not more than at most 3 ex lovers because I only have 2 exes.

thanks man

I just bought this power bank today and it's capacity is 5200 mah (FIL) and it's so light that's been giving me concerns that whether it's really up to that 5200mah.. please advise needed,, I bought it 2,500

well,, all these things are not new talking of stressed, loneliness, proud, happiness and excitement because I live alone in a room apartment and I can tell you that I've deal with them all... even though I'm single. so when I get to the uni now, it won't be strange

how many testimonies do we have from the guys that dropped their number?? anyway I need a female as well... probably a date or a sex mate, I live in sango ogun state,, 08183610449 ..serious ladies please

08183610449

op in case you need a new boyfriend, I'm here for you and I'll take good care of you, I'm single and I need a girlfriend desperately,, just send me pm... this is no joke, I'm dead serious

when I'm sex starved,,,, someone somewhere is having 5 rounds,,, wow... and all these girls been claiming holiness when I approach them

SlimmB:
Bro i hope my advice isn't coming to late
That apartment is what you've got and you ain't gonna live in there forever, so let her come just make sure your room is well clean and organise even if you have a carpet still make sure it well organise, package it as much you can, okay.
Don't form for that girl, don't talk about the apartment when she's in your room instead talk about her and figure out what interest her the most, that should be your goal at-least for now, make everything a joke if she try to talk about your room, just give that girl your best shot, don't give up on her cause of small room, cause to me that isn't an excuse of not getting the girl you really love or want to be with, if she doesn't accept you cause of the room then she won't love you when you've got everything big!

thanks for this bro

EternalTruth:
same situation with u.. me I no even get carpet, talk less of mattress, na mat I dey sleep.
ogbeni stop dulling and carry am go ur guy place.

guy... haha.. you funny o