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Celebritieskayswitch thinks English is crazy on Instagram by Djbond(op): 10:46pm On Jun 30, 2017
What do you think

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Djbond(m): 7:59pm On Jun 27, 2017
Akpoesiri:
me too
wow.. Can I pm you?
CelebritiesD'banj Unveils His Next Album Artwork And Release Date. Check It Out by Djbond(op): 12:55pm On Jun 27, 2017
D'banj unveils the cover of his upcoming album which is his fourth solo studio album.
He unveils it few minutes ago and all I gotta say is it's dope. The release date of the album is 7-7-17 (7th July 2017) watch out.
Lalasticalala, seun let people know quickly..

Music/RadioD'banj Unveils His Next Album Artwork And Release Date. Check It Out by Djbond(op): 12:43pm On Jun 27, 2017
D'banj unveils the cover of his upcoming album which is his fourth solo studio album.
He unveils it few minutes ago and all I gotta say is it's dope. The release date of the album is 7-7-17 (7th July 2017) watch out.

Lalasticalala, seun let people know quickly..

Music/RadioRe: Even Donjazzy Is Begging Me In His Heart - D'banj Replied A Fan On Twitter by Djbond(op): 1:31pm On Jun 25, 2017
thesicilian:
Bloggers are at it again.
which bloggershuh
Music/RadioEven Donjazzy Is Begging Me In His Heart - D'banj Replied A Fan On Twitter by Djbond(op):
It's like the Kokomaster is taking no chill at all these days o... See this clapback at one of the fans on Twitter few minutes ago.. Quoted "Are you also on d Payroll? Even @donjazzy knows in his heart he is begging me.. You madt bruh? Lol.. Jazzy Come carry ur people o"

Christianity EtcRe: What Happens To Me When I Sleep. Could I Be Haunted? Please Help! by Djbond(m): 11:45am On Jun 25, 2017
This thing still happened to me thus morning as I wanted to wake up around 5am. I think it's Evil spirit
Music/RadioCome Here And Say Trash On My Page.. I'll Whoop Your Head. - D'banj by Djbond(op):
It's like D'banj is not smiling at haters these days. He's obviously not chilling at the moment o. He's clapping back ASAP. I think they've pushed him to the wall. Truth is, some fans can annoy someone sha with their idiotic comments. And BTW, he's promoting his new album #KingDonCome

Music/RadioCome Here And Say Trash On My Page.. I'll Whoop Your Head. - D'banj by Djbond(op): 9:44pm On Jun 24, 2017
It's like D'banj is not smiling at haters these days. I think they've pushed him to the wall. Truth is, some fans can annoy someone sha with their idiotic comments.

CrimeAppearing For The Defendant, Dammy Krane - A Sketch by Djbond(op): 10:11am On Jun 21, 2017
The boy living large
Until he made the headlines a few weeks ago, I had no idea who Dammy Krane was and I have not yet ventured a listening to his brand of entertainment. What I have been able to glean about him is, he is a somewhat successful musician.
Dammy Krane, born Oyindamola Johnson Emmanuel is 25 and he apparently got a record deal at 20 but is not the reason for my blog today.

On the 2nd of June 2017, Dammy Krane was arrested in Miami, Florida for having booked private jets with stolen credit cards, the company that was about to be defrauded then alerted the law and when they were about to board the flight of luxury, he was nabbed along with a Chukwuebuka Ilochonwu who apparently has an existing rap sheet of fraudulent activity.
He’s on the money
Now, Dammy Krane has protested his innocence and in keeping an open mind, I probably should hear him out. He released a YouTube video apologising for being caught up in this mess and thanked all who have supported him through this rotten ordeal.

Now, Opa-Locka to the Miami International Airport (MIA) is just a 15-minute Uber ride costing about $20 and from MIA to Washington DC flying American Airlines one-way and non-stop is 2:37 hours at a cost of $82. Dammy Krane’s preferred mode of travel would have set him back $10,943, if he had the money in the bank, I cannot begrudge how he spends his hard-earned money.
We need to develop an urgency of the mentality to tailor our need to show-off to the honestly acquired resources we have to dispose of, you do not have to apologise for being a hedonist given to crude and ostentatious displays of wealth in the vulgar assertion of your manhood. Everyman has a right to be highly fed and lowly taught.
The trouble I saw
However, I know how on my decision to resettle in the UK in 1990, Danny Krane wasn’t even born then. Some Nigerians here before me had crashed reserve of trust in Nigerians that you had to try twice as hard to be accepted as honest, truthful, qualified and able, all because of credit card fraud activities by people that included one of my close friends from secondary school.
He went to prison for it and when he qualified as a lawyer, that blot on his record meant he could never practice law in the UK. He eventually had to return to Nigeria waving as it were, a clean slate and bill of honesty and integrity.
You’re in deep shit, boy
However, Dammy Krane seems to have some explaining to do, because news reaching us suggests seven stolen credit cards were found in his pants (trouser) pockets, or more directly his wallet. Whilst this presents some difficulty, I offer myself in service for the defence with a number of questions I believe if answered accordingly might well exonerate Dammy Krane from this sordid affair. [Miami New Times]
I would think using the airport baggage check-in protocols, Dammy Krane only has to affirm, deny or plead ignorance to create enough reasonable doubt in the minds of the jury that he is being unjustly persecuted and prosecuted.
In court

Me: If it may please your lordship, I am appearing for the defendant who is in the dock and I am here to prove that he had nothing to do with this criminal activity.
Me: [Looking towards Dammy Krane] Mr. Dammy Krane, can I call you Dammy?
Dammy Krane (DK): That is fine by me.
Me: Thank you. Now, tell the court, does the wallet belong to you?
DK: I think so, it looks like one I bought for $15,000 a few months ago.
[The court gasps, but I move on swiftly]
Me: Do you recognise any of the contents of the wallet?
DK: The dollar bills and the platinum credit cards are mine, those other ones with strange names I have no idea of.
Me: One would assume you would know all the contents of your wallet, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt and I hope the jury would too. Did you at any time leave your wallet unattended where it could have been interfered with?
DK: That is quite possible, my agent usually does all my business transactions and bookings, however, since I was going up to Washington D.C. for a few days, I picked it up from the ivory table in my penthouse suite on the morning of our travel none the wiser about it.
Me: Did you at any time put any of the said stolen credit cards in your wallet, maybe not the seven, but at least one of them?
DK: I do not recall doing any such thing.
Me: Are you saying you did not notice your wallet was a bit weightier than before?
DK: Music is my passion, I don’t do much on the money side of things, that is what I have an agent for.
Me: So, tell the court who booked the Tap-Jets flight to Washington D.C. from Opa-Locka.
DK: I think my agent did, I am not sure if he asked for my wallet, but when I was leaving my penthouse suite, I was under the impression that everything was sorted.
Me: I recall Tap-Jets did ask that you present an alternative payment option because they had issues with your card. What happened there?
DK: I simply thought they had misheard the credit card details so I just read out the details of another card and they did not say anything to me that the transaction did not go through.
Me: Now, that is interesting, you mean they accepted your booking, sent you a confirmation and then ensnared you with a police bust at the airport?
DK: Yes, that is the case, I am still quivering at their underhand tactics, all they should done was tell me they had issues with my payment and I would have made good the arrangement. I am not that kind of person, I was brought up in a God-fearing home where my parents imbibed in me the dint of hard work, honesty, integrity and responsibility. I would never have been involved in this racket, I am a successful musician with a thriving career.
Me: Indeed, I see that, it is so unfortunate that you have been a victim of entrapment by unscrupulous businesses as Tap-Jets. That will be all for now.
DK: Thank you.
Judge: The defendant may step down and the court is adjourned until 9:00 AM tomorrow morning.
Postscript
In view of my questions, how would there not be some reasonable doubt as to Dammy Krane’s culpability in this criminal enterprise?.
It would take a Houdini of an attorney acting out a Wallender tight-rope walk over the Niagara Falls in a Force 10 gale to get Dammy Krane off the indictments against him..

Seriously, who does Dammy Krane think he is fooling?

The plot thickens...

https:///PRbZZ2RhjX?amp=1
PoliticsRe: Shame On You All, Buhari Has Removed CRK From Schools Syllabus - FFK to pastors by Djbond(op): 7:08pm On Jun 19, 2017
Aonkuuse:
When? This man is a lunatic. And why is he mentioning pastors when the country is under a pastor?
we both know that literally, he isn't in full control yet
PoliticsShame On You All, Buhari Has Removed CRK From Schools Syllabus - FFK to pastors by Djbond(op): 6:56pm On Jun 19, 2017
From his twitter handle he wrote "How does every Pastor that supported Buhari in the 2015 election feel now? He has removed CRK from the syllabus of schools. Shame on u all!"

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Djbond(m): 7:39am On Jun 19, 2017
jummiepearl:
30th thou!
still scorpio mate.
Music/RadioWhich Of these Olamide's Look Do You Prefer? by Djbond(op): 11:13am On Jun 18, 2017
I prefer that B look

Jokes EtcWhen You Use Dad's Money To Play Bet Vs When You Won (picture) by Djbond(op): 11:56pm On Jun 15, 2017
When you tell your dad you used the money he gave you to play bet Vs
When you tell him you won the bet (1 million) lol

Music/RadioGrammy Awards To Transition To Online Voting by Djbond(op): 10:29pm On Jun 15, 2017
In an effort to increase member participation, the Recording Academy will offer online voting for the Grammys. Los Angeles Times: “Academy executives on Wednesday unveiled the elimination of paper ballots in favor of an online voting system as part of the organization’s annual review of the awards process. The hope is that such a change will inspire a broader range of members to take part in the Grammys because it will present a more flexible voting option or appeal to artists who may be on the road during the period for voting. ‘It’s been something we’ve been talking about for many years, and looking forward to the day when this has arrived,’ said Bill Freimuth, the academy’s senior vice president of awards. The Grammys have long faced criticism for favoring traditionalism over more adventurous and diverse artists. R&B star Frank Ocean, for instance, chastised the Grammys for awarding album of the year to Taylor Swift rather than Kendrick Lamar in 2016 and accused the institution of a ‘cultural bias.’ … One other big benefit Freimuth cited was the prospect of a more accurate and representative vote tabulation.

Grammy rules allow all members to cast votes in the four marquee award categories—record, album, song and new artist. Voters also are allowed to cast ballots in up to 15 other fields, but in the past a small percentage of voters has marked more than 15, resulting in those ballots, except for the top four categories, being discarded. The other major rule change will put songwriters alongside performers, producers, recording, mixing and mastering engineers in collecting statues for album of the year if they’ve contributed to at least 33% of the playing time on a winning album.” http://lat.ms/2rgWTGl
RomanceRe: "I Love You" To A Girl - A Broke Dude Vs A Rich Dude (picture) by Djbond(op): 1:27pm On Jun 14, 2017
tosyne2much:
Egbon no dey talk like this nah... Better girls still boku for this Naija nah

Open your eyes and be sensitive enough to spot them cheesy
Where dem dey? I'm sure in your dreams because all the girls I've met all my life, they are the same
RomanceRe: "I Love You" To A Girl - A Broke Dude Vs A Rich Dude (picture) by Djbond(op): 1:09pm On Jun 14, 2017
bellenornor:
Were u the rich or broke dude in ur own case.
the broke dude
RomanceRe: "I Love You" To A Girl - A Broke Dude Vs A Rich Dude (picture) by Djbond(op): 10:57pm On Jun 13, 2017
NgoziOkoli:
Is your father not a truck pusher? Fool even has d audacity to call someone broke.


Rubbish!
I did not call anyone broke miss, I'm a guy and many girls has turned me down because I'm broke and still struggling. It's just reality
RomanceRe: "I Love You" To A Girl - A Broke Dude Vs A Rich Dude (picture) by Djbond(op): 10:42pm On Jun 13, 2017
doublewisdom:
A separate judgement day is reserved for Nigerian girls.
Don't let them come for you o. Lol
RomanceRe: "I Love You" To A Girl - A Broke Dude Vs A Rich Dude (picture) by Djbond(op): 10:39pm On Jun 13, 2017
Tynasparks:
Op you're mean o grin
it's the absolute truth.. I've also experienced it..
Music/RadioReekado Banks Hails Mohits, Wants A Reunion by Djbond(op): 10:19pm On Jun 13, 2017
As found on his twitter page.
We fans also wish a reunion of D'banj and Donjazzy + mohits just like old times (it's donjazzy again)..

Romance"I Love You" To A Girl - A Broke Dude Vs A Rich Dude (picture) by Djbond(op):
When a Broke Dude is Saying I Love You to a Girl Vs
When a Rich Dude is Saying I Love You to a Girl... Lol

PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Djbond(m): 4:39pm On Jun 13, 2017
rednuth:
why?
I really wouldn't know
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Djbond(m): 11:52pm On Jun 11, 2017
rednuth:
download easus data recovery and recover your files.. then format n recopy them..
the problem right now is that the card is unreadable now..
System is not accessing or reading it
TravelRe: Does Anyone Know Of Any Good Ghetto In Lagos by Djbond(op): 11:48pm On Jun 11, 2017
4dor:
You don't need to move to the ghetto, move to the outskirts of Lagos like Agbado, toll gate or even Sango.
I live in Sango.. I want to relocate to Lagos. I've been given instructions to leave the house
TravelRe: Does Anyone Know Of Any Good Ghetto In Lagos by Djbond(op): 6:48pm On Jun 11, 2017
SGANIVA:
moving to ghetto is not the ultimate, transportation from there to place of work will be a very big problem , you mean you don't know any one at all in Lagos ? are you igbo ?
I don't have any relatives in Lagos.. I'm Yoruba.. Most of my friends are married and the ones that are not married are still staying with their parents.. I live alone in a room apartment but I want to move out. It's really affecting my life
PropertiesRe: Where's The Best Place To Live In Lagos Mainland? by Djbond(m): 8:42am On Jun 11, 2017
markpenk:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

I'm thinking of relocating to Lagos, and I'd like some valuable information. I have already narrowed down my areas of interest to just four locales:

1. Ajao Estate
2. Gbagada
3. Surulere
4. Ikeja -not OPIC/Isheri North


I chose these areas because because of their relative centrality (if we could call it that), ease of access -I can easily navigate my way to the Island, Airport etc- and the possibility of getting relatively new homes. Alternative suggestions particularly around those areas are highly welcome. Now my questions are as follows:

Which would you recommend based on the following criteria:

1. Serenity
2. Electricity/Power -looking for relatively stable power o (not 24 hours before una go yab me cheesy grin) that I can supplement with gen/inverter
3. Possibility of securing new or relatively new homes (it doesn't make sense to fork over 5 times the value of what I'm paying where I'm located now for a similar build)
4. Security
5. Accessibility - Tarred, interlocked roads or well graded roads at the very least.
6. No flooding


Also, if you could also recommend specific estates, that would be really helpful.

Please note: I'm a bachelor looking to settle down sometime soon. So, proximity to good schools and all those other family-based decisions aren't a priority right now. Also, I'm not exactly interested in moving to the island for now. I no get strength to battle flooding issues lol.

I'm hoping this thread would also be beneficial to other folks with similar interests. Thank you.

Lalasticlala mynd44 lawyer... please help a brother out. Na beg i dey beg o. I no do shakara grin
I need someplace to squat for a little period of time. if you can be of any help buddy, I'd really appreciate it
TravelRe: Does Anyone Know Of Any Good Ghetto In Lagos by Djbond(op): 11:28pm On Jun 10, 2017
delishpot:
Na wa. All the best bro. I dont know anywhere in Lagos.
thanks for at least taking your time to comment
TravelDoes Anyone Know Of Any Good Ghetto In Lagos by Djbond(op): 11:11pm On Jun 10, 2017
Hi all, I have some things I'm dealing with and I need some suggestions on what to do next.
So, I can feel something is not right with the way things are going with me right now. The apartment I live in is spiritually dangerous and I've received so many warnings to leave the house, I'm on the verge of losing my factory work job I'm doing.
So I've got my mind made up that I'm going to stay in a ghetto for a while as I've got no friends to squat with.

Any ghetto in Lagos that is good and violence free and safe will be OK and maybe I can get a new job there but I don't know any.
Anyone?

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