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EducationRe: TOTAL Commissions Newly Reconstructed Blocks Of Classrooms In Ibafon Community by Djbond(m): 7:17am On Mar 12, 2018
If you thoroughly read this post u will understand and give a deep thought into this matter, u will have no option than to agree that the issue is similar to what might have happened or occurred or even a resemblance of something that will definitely elude a mere human prowess and finally come to the conclusion that I have nothing to say
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 11:13pm On Feb 25, 2018
ibietela2:
Since from 14 years?

How old is this her uncle abi brother sef?

They rent SIM? huh
bro I tire o. I swear this girl don mumu me finish. Please I've started helping myself get over her jare
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 11:12pm On Feb 25, 2018
Pinkberry5:
e dey draw like ogbolo soup? undecided :-/
nope. Thick. Wasn't drawing. I think it was not a fresh sperm. That sperm was old sperm
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 10:35pm On Feb 25, 2018
Ishilove:
That uncle of hers is a pedophile and should be treated as such.

Are you really ready to commit to somebody with a history of incest?

What she needs is counseling, reorientation and deliverance, not more sex.

How are we evn sure that pregnancy is yours, seeing as her punny is household punny?
have I not suffered now? With all the things I'm thinking and what people are saying here. I'm scared of heartbreak again. My God.

I think she lies a lot too. I called her some times last week 2 times and 2 different guys answered the phone. She came to me on and told me she rented her Sim card out for money cos she was broke and she doesn't even know those guys.. I was like. Wow. I was speechless for hours.. I knew it was a lie.. I think it's over
HealthRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 8:38pm On Feb 25, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
do not get married, it is not your child.
Go and test for HIV, your chick is a slut, that 2day old sperm is fresh sperm from that day, a few hours before you met.
or could it be maybe she released? You know women do release (get wet) sometimes when they think sex or something?
HealthRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 8:36pm On Feb 25, 2018
Ishilove:
How can she be carrying sperm inside her for two days? That is gross.
please aunty, is it true that sperm can stay up to 5 days in a woman's vagina? Pregnant or not
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 8:19pm On Feb 25, 2018
Ontoog:
When did she start sleeping with this her brother
she told me she started sleeping with him when she was 14
HealthRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 4:26pm On Feb 25, 2018
oyb:
you and your chick deserve each other.

amazing - not only is your girlfriend a dirty sow who does not wash her vagina, she has a dam that holds semen in place. either that or she spends all her time on her back

or maybe her uncle has antigravity semen

you are a special kind of expert also - i never knew how to tell the age of semen - can you let us in on this fascinating skill of yours?

also on your magical baby father confirmation skills.
you sef with this your savage. This ain't no joke. I've disclosed the news to my mom and she insisted and even almost pleading that I should not try to abort the pregnancy.
HealthRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 4:23pm On Feb 25, 2018
Ishilove:
Did her uncle rape her?
no, she she told me, she said she was masturbating at night alone and her brother saw her, then he inserted his **** and started *******. This girl really meant it gan o. She said she was missing me and couldn't help herself. Imagine just 2 weeks o without sex abi I'm confused o sister. Please help move this to front page. It's seriously serious o
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 4:19pm On Feb 25, 2018
Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove please help is needed here. This is seriously serious. I don't want to jump into the biggest mistake of my life and regret later
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 4:17pm On Feb 25, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

ADVICE, HERE?
MAYBE YOU CALL ON THE MODERATORS TO PUSH THIS TO THE FRONT PAGES.

HERE PEOPLE CAN SAY ALL THEY WILL TO YOU, BUT WHAT YOU DECIDE IN THE END IS WHAT MATTERS.


I CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY CONFUSED ONE HERE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AS WELL.

HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO ALLOW HER RELATIVE SLEEP WITH HER SEVERALLY, EVEN WHEN SHE KNOWS SHE'S WITH YOUR CHILD?
SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL YOU OR OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS. NOTHING.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN RESIST.. BECAUSE SHE LIKED HIS SEX BETTER?

I DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE FURTHER WITH THIS TOPIC. IF SHE WASN'T WITH YOUR CHILD I'D HAVE SUGGESTED YOU DELETE HER FROM YOUR LIFE.

HOW ARE YOU EVEN SURE THE PREG IS YOURS?

HOW OLD IS SHE, A TEENAGER OR?

IS SHE MENTALLY NORMAL?

HAS SHE FINISHED SECONDARY SCHOOL?

huh
Jesus bro, you no get chill at all o. She's 20, she's finished secondary school and I think this one is more mature
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 3:39pm On Feb 25, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:
grin





SORRY, YOU SAID YOU'VE ALSO CONFIRMED WHAT?
THAT THE PREGNANCY IS YOURS, OR THAT YOU'RE A FOOL? undecided







SO,
YOU'VE BEEN DATING THIS GIRL FOR A LONG TIME NOW. (SAME TIME SHE'S BEEN HAVING SEX WITH HER RELATIVE).

LAST DECEMBER SHE TOLD YOU SHE'S PREGNANT, AND STILL WENT ON WITH HAVING SEX WITH HER RELATIVE.

KUDOS TO YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO RECOGNIZE "FRESH SPERM" IN HER VAGINA. I DOUBT I'D EVER BE ABLE TO GET THAT LEVEL OF "MASTERY".

SO, SHE'S PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD BUT STILL SLEEPS WITH HER RELATIVE, WITHOUT PROTECTION, AND ALLOWS HIM TO POUR IT INSIDE HER. NOW SHE'S CLAIM HE'S BEEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER.

PLEASE, IS SHE BOTH DEAF, DUMB, BLIND, AND PARALYZED?

BECAUSE UNLESS THIS STORY IS MADE UP, WE THE READERS WONDER HOW A FULL GROWN LADY ALLOWS ANOTHER MAN TO SEXUALLY ABUSE HER, NOT JUST ONCE, BUT CONSTANTLY.

ARE YOU NOT A FOOL TO FALL FOR THIS TRICK?







THE ONLY THING THAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE BABY IS THAT IT'LL BE BORN WITH THE GENES OF YOUR FOOLISHNESS, YOUR CONFUSION, YOUR WEAK PULLOUT GAME,

AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S STUPIDITY, DISHONESTY, SHAMELESSNESS, AND DESIRE FOR INCEST.

I PITY THIS FAMILY. undecided
Bro, at least you have a point or two. I need advice on what to do that's why I brought this here
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 7:54am On Feb 25, 2018
Gebbson007:
it's the wetness that makes the passage easy for penetration ...n its possible for a woman to get wet with out contact..
I think this was the case because the V really looked wet on that day and it was morning which I'm sure there's no way she could have gotten to another guy's house same morning. I mean this her brother has his own pregnant girlfriend and he's well aware that I've impregnated her sister, why else would he have sex with her. Maybe she's lying or what do you think?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 3:08am On Feb 25, 2018
Gebbson007:
what do you suggest huh
I know someone in such situation ,her uncle is harassing her n she's like her folks wunt bliv her if she reports him n the most annoying part is shes the type who forgives easily the next day you will see her smiling with this same uncle.
this was what she told me too. She told me that no one would believe her if she tells anyone in the family. Last week Saturday, I broke the news to their eldest uncle in which I sent a recording clip of all what she told me about that her yeye brother. It was a sensitive information so I had to be smart. She did not know I was recording when she was telling me everything. I recorded it for a purpose. Her eldest uncle thanked me and told me that her father has been suspecting them by the way they sleep together sometimes anytime he enters their room cos she shares the same room with this nuisance brother.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 3:00am On Feb 25, 2018
Gebbson007:
it's the wetness that makes the passage easy for penetration ...n its possible for a woman to get wet with out contact..
thanks for the enlightenment
HealthRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 2:16am On Feb 25, 2018
yarimo:
You are compatible to her and she is compatible to her father junior brother.
it's real bullshit as crazy as it sounds
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 2:13am On Feb 25, 2018
Gebbson007:
its possible she had sex before she came to you or she ws wet .. but you know when a woman is wet righthuh
no please, I don't know when a woman is wet, can you please explain?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 2:06am On Feb 25, 2018
Gebbson007:
sure sperm can last days inside inside a woman n yes they cum too its creamy but doesn't draw like sperm ... I will advice you to pressure your gf to report her uncle to her father to avoid future sexual abuse that's if she's telling the truth bout her uncle or she's probable sleeping with another man...
sure, you are right about sperm lasting for days in a woman but biologically, it doesn't spend more than 3-5 days latest in the vagina. On the day I saw the sperm, before I found out, when I inserted my penis, it went in so easy as if it had been the vagina was ovulating unlike the usual force penetration.

I'm scared bro. Don't wanna raise another man's child
HealthMy Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 1:41am On Feb 25, 2018
Please do not mind my grammar or the way I present this.

She broke the news back in December last year. I told her "let's abort it" and she said NO, she said, I quote "I'm ready to have your child". But recently, she told me her brother (a junior brother to her father living with them) slept with her. I found out when we was about to have sex, I met fresh sperm (not more than 2 days sperm) in her vagina. This was 2 weeks ago. I was really heartbroken as she calmed me down not to tell anyone that this so called brother of hers use to take advantage of her sometimes and this oloriburuku brother she's talking about has impregnated his girlfriend too that is staying in the same house with them there o. But she made me assured me that I own the pregnancy in her womb. True, I've also confirmed that.

What I'm really worrying about now is what will happen to the baby as this her nonsense brother released inside her. Though when I saw the sperm she first told me that she masturbated and she released by herself (wonder if that's even possible in the first place, please doctors and experts confirm this if it's possible) but I did not believe her so i pressed her more to confess how the sperm really got into her vagina since it has been 2 weeks since we had sex together.

Then she told me that it was her brother's work.
Please doctors and experts in the house, I need proper guidance and advice to go about this please as I'm confused because I'm ready to marry her as I've met her parents to confirm I'm responsible for the pregnancy. What's remaining now is introduction. I love her and she loves me. I think we are compatible with each other.

I'm a young man and I'm not ready to risk my life and make any mistake concerning having babies. Please I need y'all insights on this and what to do
RomanceMy Girlfriend Is About 3 Months Pregnant For Me BUT by Djbond(op): 1:28am On Feb 25, 2018
Please do not mind my grammar or the way I present this.

She broke the news back in December last year. I told her "let's abort it" and she said NO, she said, I quote "I'm ready to have your child". But recently, she told me her brother (a junior brother to her father living with them) slept with her. I found out when we was about to have sex, I met fresh sperm (not more than 2 days sperm) in her vagina. This was 2 weeks ago. I was really heartbroken as she calmed me down not to tell anyone that this so called brother of hers use to take advantage of her sometimes and this oloriburuku brother she's talking about has impregnated his girlfriend too that is staying in the same house with them there o. But she made me assured me that I own the pregnancy in her womb. True, I've also confirmed that.

What I'm really worrying about now is what will happen to the baby as this her nonsense brother released inside her. Though when I saw the sperm she first told me that she masturbated and she released by herself (wonder if that's even possible in the first place, please doctors and experts confirm this if it's possible) but I did not believe her so i pressed her more to confess how the sperm really got into her vagina since it has been 2 weeks since we had sex together. Then she told me that it was her brother's work.

Please doctors and experts in the house, I need proper guidance and advice to go about this please as I'm confused because I'm ready to marry her as I've met her parents to confirm I'm responsible for the pregnancy. What's remaining now is introduction. I love her and she loves me. I think we are compatible with each other.

I'm a young man and I'm not ready to risk my life and make any mistake concerning having babies. Please I need y'all insights on this and what to do
HealthI've Been Having Back Pain For Weeks Now. by Djbond(op): 9:52pm On Feb 04, 2018
I've been having back pain for weeks now. It's now more worse please guys help me out, what can I use to treat this? It's killing me. I can't bend down for long or sit down for long without having serious pain as I stand up. Even as I type this, it's hell. Help out please I'm dying.
Science/TechnologyRe: How Can I Create Or Build An App by Djbond(op): 9:28pm On Jan 27, 2018
Brendaniel:
That should be Android app development then, to the best of what I know for now and the easiest way to go is:

1. Download Android studio and all its plugins...

2. Look for a free Android loan application template and then customize it to your taste.

3. Get your hands on tutorials to guide you, I built an app using this method without previous Android app building experience, that was my first app, also let a pro guide and also assist you...
bro, thanks. But there are a lot of Android studio apps on playstore. Which one should I choose
Science/TechnologyRe: How Can I Create Or Build An App by Djbond(op): 8:01am On Jan 25, 2018
Brendaniel:
Hello, try to be specific on the type of APP You want to build, there are some many programming languages and, from php to .net, Java, c# and so on, just be specific and someone may help you, give as much details as possible...
it's an app like paylater. A platform which you can apply for loan online. The app size won't be more than 4mb
Science/TechnologyHow Can I Create Or Build An App by Djbond(op): 1:50pm On Jan 24, 2018
House please, I need help on how to build an application. Thanks
TravelRe: Lagos Government Seals Off Chisco, Ifex, GUO, Other Transporters' Office by Djbond(m): 8:57am On Dec 13, 2017
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FamilyRe: 'I Want To Cheat On My Runaway Husband' by Djbond(m): 9:53am On Dec 12, 2017
Wtf! Dunno that women also sex starved, I thought it's only men that sex starved
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Signs A Deal With Dugout In London (Photos) by Djbond(m): 9:41pm On Dec 01, 2017
yewune:
This is the typical pull-them-down mentality of haters...Listened to Dbanj's recent Album....it is 'epically' classic!

You know what Dbanj is also doing? He has what most other African artistes can only dream of! And instead on living on that achievement glory, he is moving beyond boundaries, in order to cement his position as the richest, wealthiest and most-business inclined African Artiste based in Africa!

I am a young business man (cant wait to meet this incredible superstar!)...but this damn relentless and hardworking dude inspires me every single day same way he has inspired likes of Olamide, Wizkid, Wande Coal, Davido, Sarkodie, Casper Nyovest, even Timaya!!! You doubt it? Go ask them

If you truly understand the value of this deal he has signed, with millions of football fans accross Nigeria nay africa that would want to be part of the digital excitement, you would appreciate business innovation...but as usual, 'dem dont know'


And by the way, have you been to any Dbanj's concert? Dbanj has the most energetic live performance you cant ever think of among Nigerian artistes. You doubt if? Reasons Biggest shows promoters, event managers, biggest brands pay extra extra to have Dbanj perform at their events alongs some of the most fantastic live performers like Yemi Alade, Tuface, Tiwa, Wizkid, Flavour and few others
bro God bless you for this.. Some of those haters don't know
RomanceA Girl I Met 5 Weeks Ago Said She's Pregnant For Me by Djbond(op): 11:01pm On Nov 18, 2017
Good evening nairalanders. Please I need to know what is going on.
I met this girl about 5 weeks ago, we had sex the following day I met her. Before the hookup, I've never seen her or known her.
On the day we had sex, she told me she had a child for her ex husband but the child is no more. She asked me if I'm OK with that and I said yes.
Well, we had sex like 4 times and this last week, she called me to tell me that her period is 10days late, said she went for a test and she's pregnant.
My thoughts now are, is she trying to hook me down with this pregnancy (if true) or she is just playing me. But on second thought, I think she's serious with the way she was talking about it. But, you know girls, sometimes they try to play pranks and look serious.
As for me now I'm not ready to be a father now.
So please guys, is it possible that she could be pregnant within this short period of time
Music/RadioRe: Olamide Releases "Lagos Nawa", His 7th Studio Album by Djbond(m): 1:31pm On Nov 17, 2017
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo's Son And Lionel Messi Meet At The Best FIFA Awards by Djbond(m): 8:28pm On Oct 24, 2017
Djbond:
today is 24th of October. it's my birthday peeps. this time last year y'all showed me some love. y'all should also show me some love today too. thanks
thanks y'all, I appreciate the love. 300+ likes... God bless y'all.. Many happy returns, Long Life and Prosperity with money and good health + more blessings is all I wish myself. Happy birthday to me

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