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RomanceRe: What Mumu Thing Have You Ever Done For Love? by Djbond(m):
This made me remember when I was on leave in February, I was trying to woo this girl I met weeks ago then in February, we started talking and she made it known to me she was single. Then I thought I would do everything to gain her heart cuz I'm also single and to me God has finally answered my prayers.

We got along nicely, smooth conversations, started talking about being romantic, at times I would go to her office when she's free and we would gist for hours. To me, the bound was already created, I started feeling accepted by her. I would buy her food, gift items when going to visit her and even wait till she closes from work then I'd escort her home.

On a fateful day, I had planned to prepare a meal for breakfast, I didn't inform her I would be coming to her office to share some of the meal I had prepared, then I dished part of the meal in a cooler set, took it to her office in the morning as a surprise just for to know how caring I can be but to my greatest surprise, she asked me to leave quickly that she had a visitor and she wouldn't want her 'visitor' to see me. I agreed and handed over the food to her only to see a tall guy coming to her office as we were talking, this girl was so excited to see him, shook his hands (maybe she didn't want to hug him) cuz I was still around) and ignored me. I stood outside for some minutes and then decided to leave.

Afterwards, on my way home I texted her to ask why she would ask me to leave and left me out there to follow some other guy? She responded with "But you always come here anytime you like and this person came from a very far distance so are you jealous"?.

I took it as a norm. Then later that evening, when she had closed from work, I texted her how I would retrieve the cooler so I can wash it.

Lol, that's where she flared up that I'm not matured and that I'm childish bla bla BLA and that she can never date me cuz I'm acting jealous. She wouldn't even let me speak or say anything to defend myself to tell her I didn't mean it the way she thought. Well anyway that's when she stopped talking to me oh to cut long story short
UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.
RomanceRe: What Mumu Thing Have You Ever Done For Love? by Djbond(m): 3:27pm On May 24
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BusinessRe: What Will You Do If Someone Gives You 500k? by Djbond(m): 8:40pm On May 16
Obogidi:
If someone give you 500k now , what will you do?

A.start a business
B.invest
C.flex small first
D.travel.
I'd probably get a fairly used dispatch bike and become my own boss. C'est fini. I no go need to dey answer yes ma or yes sir again
EducationRe: FG To Roll Out Two-year Artificial Intelligence Diploma Programme by Djbond(m): 8:22am On Feb 23
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Numerous. Especially remote from overseas.

The most important thing is to know it very very well

Be a specialist python programmer period.
All the best. Congrats 🤝 in advance.
Bro, can I learn it on a smartphone? I am unable to get a laptop yet.
EducationRe: FG To Roll Out Two-year Artificial Intelligence Diploma Programme by Djbond(m): 10:10am On Feb 12
Lickinsidetoto3:
Bro no vex... how this thing go take favor the common man ? I sabi python programming language but I know know who go employ me? U dey happy for wetin exactly bro ?
Just curious bro, which organisation employs a python programmer? I am about to enroll in python programming
InvestmentRe: Quick personal loans for salary earners by Djbond(m): 1:32pm On Oct 24, 2025
What are the loan requirements pls
CelebritiesRe: President Tinubu Celebrates Innocent '2Face' Idibia At 50th Birthday by Djbond(m): 9:03am On Sep 20, 2025
What a coincidence, I've been jamming to 2baba's classics since yesterday. Didn't even remember today will be his birthday. Happy birthday 2baba
InvestmentRe: Quick personal loans for salary earners by Djbond(m): 6:58am On Jul 26, 2025
AdvaatCredit:
The net monthly salary of the applicant needs to be at least N250,000
my net monthly salary is not up to 250k
InvestmentRe: Quick personal loans for salary earners by Djbond(m): 5:19pm On Jul 23, 2025
AdvaatCredit:
Please contact us if you need a quick loan.

Conditions
You must be resident in Lagos

You must be a salary earner
I work in Lagos but I live in sango ota Ogun state. Can I apply
InvestmentRe: Quick personal loans for salary earners by Djbond(m): 10:57am On Jul 18, 2025
AdvaatCredit:
The maximum amount of loan we give to first time applicants is N100,000
ok what are the requirements?
InvestmentRe: Quick personal loans for salary earners by Djbond(m): 2:14pm On Jul 16, 2025
AdvaatCredit:
Good morning
What are the requirements to get a 300k loan
RomanceI've Been Single For So Long by Djbond(op): 8:50am On Nov 23, 2024
So, I've been single since April and Happy but it's kinda getting boring at the same time. All I do is drink and smoke cigarettes now and it's killing. Pls help me get a girlfriend.

PhonesMy SHARP Flat Screen Tv Is Blurry by Djbond(op): 2:50pm On May 26, 2024
Happy Sunday and good afternoon to engineers in the house. Pls below picture is how my tv screen looks like. Pls what's the solution plus how much will repair cost

Science/TechnologyMy Tv Screen Is Blurry by Djbond(op): 1:22pm On May 26, 2024
Happy Sunday and good afternoon to engineers in the house. Pls below picture is how my tv screen looks like. Pls what's the solution plus how much will repair cost.

The model is Sharp flat screen television

CelebritiesRe: Police Summon OAP Do2dtun Over Alleged Domestic Violence by Djbond(m): 7:33pm On Jan 14, 2023
Dotun you don't need to be disrespectful to Bangalee in your post abeg. I no dey use Bangalee play. Face and settle with your wife.
That's all I have to say
FamilyI Feel I'm Damaging Myself As My Wife Has Left Again by Djbond(op):
I'll summarize this as possible.

No one is perfect, yes I hit her cuz I was suspicious of her cheating. I bought her an Android phone and she started chatting with guys on FB and WhatsApp, talking about location on how to meet. I'm not always around though, I come home once in 2 days and I provide everything enough for she and our 3 daughters need to sustain on a daily. She doesn't work, our first daughter is 4, and our twins girls are 2 years old. So I believe she doesn't need to stress herself but just to take care of the kids.

Fast forward, she left a day after I beat her (I know it's not right but I couldn't hold the anger anymore) and i already apologized afterwards not knowing she had in mind to leave. I came home and couldn't find her and the kids, I called and started begging, my landlady, my friends, all our neighbors in the street called and begged her, she just kept lying that she will come back today, come back tomorrow but we never see her. I cried and cried, almost killed myself, didn't eat for days, just drinking and smoking, got admitted to the hospital, my neighbor called my wife that I'm in the hospital, she didn't care, never came to check on me.

I called her few days after I got discharged that I miss her and asked her why she didn't come to check on me at the hospital. She only gave an excuse that she has started some pos work in their street. She lives in her father's house now with her stepmom. Her junior brothers are the ones taking care of the children. Her junior sister told me all the dirty things she has been doing since she has got back to their house, like going to sleep in a guy's house overnight when her dad is on night shift. I called her dad to explain, but didn't give me the chance to explain. I called her last week Saturday to come see me, and i collected the phone she's using to do runs up and down from her. Now she uses her sister's phone to do those things now.

She called me with her sister's phone on Monday that i should move on when she discovered that I already know all the things she's doing. I have a problem moving on, I always think about her and my children.
I don't have appetite to eat even as I type this, I'm drinking royal circle. I hope this won't lead to my demise as I'm killing myself slowly. I love her. Why are women like this?

Pls nairalanders don't judge me or abuse me for hitting her. No one is perfect and there's no man that will take it if he sees his woman with another man

NB: I regretted hitting her and already apologiized and prayed to God for forgiveness
TravelRider's Card/driver's License Misplaced Solution by Djbond(op): 8:33pm On Dec 22, 2021
I did my Lagos state rider's Card recently but I lost it before expiration, pls how do I get another one without being charged
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses ₦247.61 Billion In 100 Days Of Twitter Suspension by Djbond(m): 11:13am On Sep 13, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
They will come and register with CAC, get NCC licence , have a physical office in Nigeria, hire our teeming youths who are ready to work and pay tax to Nigeria las las.

The era of where they repatriate 100% of their ad revenue in Nigeria as forex back to their country and pass on the tax bill to Nigerian businesses to pay FG is over.

Nigerian Corporates that pay millions of USD for ads like our banks etc don't do VPN. So no ad revenue for them until the suspension is lifted.

Their 'lose' (pun intended) in ad revenue is the gain of other social media platforms including platforms like Nairaland.

"All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria "
FreeStuffsNG
abeg freestuffsng i fit get urgent 2k for lunch and dinner even though i neva had breakfast till now
RomanceRe: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by Djbond(m): 8:56am On Aug 08, 2021
Email me. I stay around ikoyi
CelebritiesRe: D’banj Spoils His Wife Lineo With Cash And Hermes Bag by Djbond(m): 4:57pm On Jan 10, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Huzzle...o



I dey tell you...
Oluwa nor go shame us...but we must double our huzzle so that he go dey easy for oluwa to do
Like today now...anything make me sitdown on that bed near that laptop na to huzzle till day break
baba teach me how to hustle abeg. me sef wan hammer. I don tire to dey beg. my phone number, 0.70.377.14.722
FoodRe: What Are You Cooking On Christmas Day? by Djbond(m): 9:11pm On Dec 24, 2020
tjskii:
Yam and peppersoup for breakfast
Amala and catfish stew, with ewedu for lunch
Havent decided on dinner yet.
invite me bro. Let me come greet you.
FoodRe: What Are You Cooking On Christmas Day? by Djbond(m): 9:10pm On Dec 24, 2020
[qqquote author=lkillbrokehoes post=97394919]Both pounded yam with egusi soup and assorted meats, jollof rice and salad, chocolate, wines etc[/quote]make I come greet you for house. Abeg send me your address
SportsRe: Maradona: Pele, Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi And Kanu and Others Lead Tributes by Djbond(m): 6:31am On Nov 26, 2020
NOC1:
He is truly loved, a great Doctor an upright lawyer, first class Structural Engineer. The world will miss you.

Don’t ask me what I smoke, Nigeria na skunk Arizona on its own.
that kind weed??
Jobs/VacanciesAny Bricklayer Job At Ajah Lagos? by Djbond(op): 6:14pm On Nov 25, 2020
you have any idea if one can still see bricklayer job to do around ajah Lagos? Asking for a friend
FamilyIssue Between My In-laws And I (Please Read) by Djbond(op): 10:24am On Nov 23, 2020
So y'all, I'm sure some of you are aware that I have twins recently, I've been looking for money, begging up and down nairaland to take care of them since I have a job that pay less than expected. Now I have 3 kids.

My salary is not much and wife does not work. So on the naming ceremony day, I was preparing to cook beans for my new kids as to celebrate their birth.

My wife, she came from a polygamous home and she had seen her biological mother in a while. The closest to us and the person she lived with is her dad and stepmom. Her stepmom took care of her when she was 5 when her biological mother ran away just because of the circumstances then according to the story I heard.

Also, I blame my wife for everything. Because before her mom came on that day, my wife would text her mother on WhatsApp about everything that is going on between me and her, there was this text I saw when we didn't have much which quotes " Mom please pray for us, to eat is a problem. And also I need baby things."

Imagine that coming from someone that's never supported the family with a dime, she does not work to put food on the table. I do everything, all bills, house rent, water, food etc.

Fast forward to now, on the naming ceremony day, her mother came with her sibling and 2 family members, and started shouting, raising voices on my wife, afterwards she fainted and anyway she regained consciousness eventually.

After all merriment, settled and then the next thing her mother told my mom is that she's taking my wife and the kids away to take care of them without any mutual agreement between us.
I flared up, I disagreed, I shouted that I can't let that happen but, my mom calmed me down to accept their wish.

They took her and the 3 kids with fights and quarrel ON THE NAMING DAY without even saying goodbye. After they left, I sent a text to the mother which quotes "I hope you know what you are doing before you break your daughter's home. May God bless us all".

After she saw my text, her dad called, I didn't pick, then she herself called 2 times and I ignored her call as well.

3 days later after they left, I got a WhatsApp call from one of their relatives saying why did I abandon my wife and my kids? I told him I never abandon them and told him the whole story that I never sent them out.

I've told myself I won't pick any of their calls for now because they hurt me. They turned the day of joy to day of sorrow for themselves. My new born twins that I'm supposed to be looking at and praying for every morning. They've taken them away.

What are your opinion guys?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm Now A Single Father In Need Of A Job by Djbond(op): 6:39am On Nov 19, 2020
Juwonmania:
Where are you based?
sango Ota Ogun State. I'm willing to travel to anywhere to work sir.
Jobs/VacanciesI'm Now A Single Father In Need Of A Job by Djbond(op): 4:13pm On Nov 18, 2020
My in-laws have come to take my wife (their daughter) with our new twin babies and our first born cos I have no job, no money to take care of them. Please guys, I need ANY and I Mean ANY JOB just to sustain. To feed myself even if it's househelp or gateman or laundry man or even bricklayer assistant. Please I need y'all help. Even if it's sales boy or car wash. I'm willing to travel to anywhere to work. I'm now a single man again.
My phone number is 07037714722
Foreign AffairsRe: Jerry Rawlings Death: Akufo-Addo Declares 7 Days Of National Mourning In Ghana by Djbond(m): 5:48pm On Nov 12, 2020
See, maybe I will run away o. I'm tired. I don't want to be put to shame. People think I'm lying that I don't have money to take care of my new born babies
TravelRe: Many Injured In Multiple Accident In Umuahia, Driver Escapes Lynching by Djbond(m): 9:00pm On Nov 11, 2020
Please someone blocked and deleted my important post. I don't know who but pls it's very urgent and important. I beg of you, please to unblock me. You can see I've been a member since so I'm not a scammer and I apologise for all the things I've done wrongly. I have proofs if you need. You can do video call with my doctor and any other proofs you need, I will show you
CrimeRe: 10-Year-Old Boy Burnt In Ebonyi For Stealing Cups Of Rice by Djbond(m): 9:11am On Nov 11, 2020
Lorenahertz:
Ahnie asked you to disclose the hospital where you are. If you can do that and she checks out your story, I'll personally add 10k to whatever she's giving you. But if your story is false, let God judge you with those innocent souls you're using to perpetuate fraud.
I use GRACE HOSPITAL sis. If she's ready, I can take her there now. You will verify and talk to the doctor

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