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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea - (0 - 3) On 31st October 2020 by Djbond(m): 6:25pm On Oct 31, 2020
Arckeen:
Thank God my bet naija enter . 295k!!!
brother man share some to this end. Congrats. But make you remember me for here o. Even if na just 2k
Food / Re: SHOCKING: The Costly Food Items I Bought In The Market Today by Djbond(m): 3:30pm On Oct 25, 2020
Doradorwa:
grin grin grin Yeah I also brought Gino pepper paste at #130.... Meat nah gold now... Onions is also like that.... But no matter how bad the economy is in the jungle. A lion can never eat grass. So no matter how bad Nigeria economy is we will still eat and even crack bone at the end of the meal
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Didn't Travel To France And I am Still The Jagaban by Djbond(m): 7:02am On Oct 25, 2020
Oizee:
from pal and premium? Then u are working, only say u are Broke now. Bro please borrow money from friends to eat and celebrate it next weekend when salary is paid.
What really caught my attention initially was d humour u applied in d comment section to beg
will you borrow me money? I'm serious. Borrow me 5k please
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Didn't Travel To France And I am Still The Jagaban by Djbond(m): 8:39pm On Oct 24, 2020
Oizee:
hmmmm, that was last year GTB birthday message to their customers, this year own dey different o

Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Didn't Travel To France And I am Still The Jagaban by Djbond(m): 8:26pm On Oct 24, 2020
Oizee:
hmmmm, that was last year GTB birthday message to their customers, this year own dey different o
what's the point? The are no difference. I even got from fidelity and pal pension plus premium pension. If you wan help, make you help. Tomorrow is another, I can still do small celebration tomorrow.

Politics / Re: Residents Share COVID-19 Palliatives To The Poor by Djbond(m): 4:21pm On Oct 24, 2020
slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
The real niggarr is back
Politics / Re: Residents Share COVID-19 Palliatives To The Poor by Djbond(m): 4:17pm On Oct 24, 2020
slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
The real niggarr is back

Bro show me some love pls. Today is my birthday and I'm so broke. Any amount for a brother to celebrate

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea - (0 - 0) On 24th October 2020 by Djbond(m): 4:00pm On Oct 24, 2020
Biko guys today is my birthday, I thank God for life. Glory be to God. Buy please guys, I'm very broke. As I am typing this I've not eaten since morning, and even my neighbors don disturb me die today say even if na coaster biscuits, and soft drinks make I share give them as the kind popular and nice person wey I be for neghborgood, I said I heard them but right now, I need to eat cos na that one be my main problem currently, then the latter can follow (if possible).

Please and please I'm begging nl guys, make una help me with any amount.

God no go shame us.

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Politics / Re: Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu Campaigns In Various Wards Of Akoko Edo LGA (Photos) by Djbond(m): 8:30am On Aug 29, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
He is gonna lose
you've not respond to my message sir

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Djbond(m): 11:09pm On Aug 28, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....
bro I swear to God I need your assistance. Please help me. There's a guy I owed money some time ago, I've been trying to avoid him because I don't have money to pay him. He saw me this evening and has threatened to either aresst me or collect my phone if I don't pay him tomorrow. Not that I know you or anything but please help me. I don't know what else to do.i know you are blessed already and If you help me boss I will appreciate and thank God. Please the money is 8000naira. Please help me bro.
Education / Re: Universities Awarding Degrees In Less Than 6 Months, PhD Below 1 Year - NUC by Djbond(m): 7:23pm On Aug 18, 2020
MrBanner:


Seun Mynd44 Lalasticlala Mukina2 Dominique Oam4j Justwise
why did you ask them to remove my post bro, I pray you will not be in this current situation I'm in.
Education / Re: Universities Awarding Degrees In Less Than 6 Months, PhD Below 1 Year - NUC by Djbond(m): 7:20pm On Aug 18, 2020
olamoses75:
I'm not"sir" but I just sent it
I've gotten it sir. God bless you sir. I really appreciate. If someone gives just 5 naira in this period, we should thank the person. God bless you again. I really appreciate.

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Education / Re: Universities Awarding Degrees In Less Than 6 Months, PhD Below 1 Year - NUC by Djbond(m): 7:09pm On Aug 18, 2020
olamoses75:
Your number is nt on ur monicke. May i av ur account detail, if 1k is nt too small
I will include my acc number in the post now sir.
God bless you sir. It's not small o. Thank you and God will bless you more abundantly sir.

Access Bank
(00476 37918)
Olakunle Ayodeji
Travel / Re: Pictures From Unity Park Enugu by Djbond(m): 6:33pm On Aug 18, 2020
Thanks

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Politics / Re: Shettima: Anyone Above 70 Years Should Forget About Contesting For President by Djbond(m): 10:11am On Aug 11, 2020
Pardon my begging ass pls. I need help. I am very broke. Please help me with any amount anybody here who can help? Good hearted people. Please help my starving ass. God bless you
Sports / Re: Maurizio Sarri: Juventus Coach Sacked After Champions League Exit by Djbond(m): 2:53pm On Aug 08, 2020
Please anyone here knows where they are doing manual labor jobs in their area anywhere?. I am looking for one seriously. I'm broke.
Music/Radio / What's The Title Of This Pasuma Song Please by Djbond(m): 10:56pm On Aug 04, 2020
I need the title of this song please. Lyrics: emi o gbagbo p'enikan le dina mi, ohun to mo mo nipe sati lo le se.

Song by pasuma
Travel / Re: Relocating To Ibadan by Djbond(m): 8:34am On Jan 27, 2020
Lexusgs430:



A thread already exists on this topic..... Track it down.......
please help by showing the link
Travel / Re: Relocating To Ibadan by Djbond(m): 12:24am On Jan 27, 2020
ABCthings:
........Oluyole....Bodija........
what is the total cost of a room and parlor self contained around oluyole
Travel / Relocating To Ibadan by Djbond(m): 10:43pm On Jan 26, 2020
I need suggestions on where to live in ibadan that is safe, peaceful, conducive, well mannered, cheap and good electricity.
Family / My Little Baby Cries A Lot by Djbond(m): 9:33am On Dec 16, 2019
My 1 and half year old cries a lot. I don't know why. Please is there any drugs I can buy for her

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Health / Re: My Girlfriend Just Infected Me With Gonorrhoea by Djbond(m): 11:56am On Oct 30, 2019
Binidefender:

dont take cipro fro anus scratch,
buy funbat A cream (350naira) and apply some amount on your anus area morning afternoon and night
Really? Funbact-A?
Health / Re: My Girlfriend Just Infected Me With Gonorrhoea by Djbond(m): 9:27am On Oct 30, 2019
orion7:
if she can give gonorrhea she can give hiv too. both re STDs

better play safe.


get someone to give you broad spectrum antibiotics (ciprofloxacin)


dont let it drag nissera gonorrhea is one of the strongest bacteria known.
Bro does ciprofloaxin also works for anus scratching?
Celebrities / Re: Obituary Of Mad Melon Of 'Danfo Driver'. To Be Buried On The 26th Of November by Djbond(m): 11:23pm On Oct 25, 2019
lilmarley:
Rest on



grin grin grin

Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy
Simbi is now a mother with two children.

Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer.

Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to. Canada.


Agbo is happily married too
and has left the town of Lagoon for London..


Eze no longer goes to school he is now a
graduate.


Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer
but a politician.


Remember Ralia the sugar girl?
she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.


Ade our naughty little brother is now a
doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the
country.


Wow what a great medium to recall
those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand.

Help others feel the spirit of primary
school days.
but if u don't know all dis den u re part of
indomie generation..
Bro, they still sell these kinds of textbooks? I want to buy and read them again plus keep them for my children

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Music/Radio / Wizkid's Starboy F.C vs Davido's DMW F.C by Djbond(m): 10:31pm On Oct 08, 2019
Davido’s DMW F.C VS Wizkid’s Star Boy F.C – See First Eleven, Which Has The Deadlier Squad?

Nairaland / General / Access Bank Salary Advance, They've Refused To Lend After Repayment by Djbond(m): 3:17pm On Sep 04, 2019
After I repaid my loan last week Friday, I tried applying for another one on Saturday, it brought error message saying I'm not eligible and then I tried again today, same thing. Whats happening, does anyone have any idea why it's happening like that?

Though it took me 3 months to repay them the last loan
Family / My 1 Year And 2 Months Old Daughter Always Acting Weird (pls Read) by Djbond(m): 3:05pm On Sep 04, 2019
Over the time, I've noticed that my 1 year and 2 months old daughter does not want me to carry her or stay with me. Anytime she wakes up, and maybe her mom is outside doing some house chores she will start crying even waking me up with her loud cries, I always try to pet her but she never stops and cries until she sees her mother.

Sometimes if her mother is going to the toilet or anywhere, she will start crying and I try to pet her but still same thing. Now I'm wondering if she's truly my blood because if she is, she wouldn't be acting like that regardless of saying she's still a baby.


Also, is it possible that I'm black, her mother is black and we give birth to a fair baby cos that's the situation on ground now.
There isn't any black color on her skin

House pls, has anyone ever experienced this or is it normal cos I'm getting tired already.

It's giving me serious concerns.

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