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Give her money and you'll automatically become romantic.

uniqueren:
hehe so right!! but u wicked o

haha. How do you feel when there's no customer? You begin to wonder whether you applied the make up well right?

It's like market. Some days no customers at all. Right ladies?

naijaboiy:
Try reading it...
It's fun

okay lemme read it like I'm reading for exam.

What a funny post. This is a result of too much movies. After our Naija girls watched titanic, they now expected us to become Jack. Anyway the love they portray in these white movies is too good to be real. I watched one recently ''Endless love''. I was sad for a moment because I have never felt that kind of love before. Then I had to come back to my senses. It's just a movie afterall.

Merlissa:



Sometimes I think that all the good guys are either MARRIED or IN A RELATIONSHIP..

I want to know where are the SINGLE Good guys??


Am ready to date you!

If you see the single good guy now you will turn him down and say he's too good for you.

claireshan:
And what could that be?

I'm sure you don't want me to say here.

Closing the eyes enables more concentration and dwelling in the moment.

masterpower:
WHO RELEASED YOU FROM CHAINS?

Lemme double the chains.

Senseless thread.

True. This fact is too small for a thread na.

I look at what she's wearing first.....The shape, her face....

Well tell her you have HIV. She might fire you though.

claireshan:
Nah I will think with my brain


lol

With your brain! I already know what you'd do.

claireshan:
Ok we are going to think about it

think with your heart and not your brain.

They prefer to call me El.

cooljoe:
in fact, dere's no one in nollywood wey rich am

that saka jus get fame from that etisalat and mtn advert. Osuofia don tey for the biz. A better actor. I don't think any comedy act can outshine his performance in Osuofia in London.

She learnt from her mistake. She didn't want to take the risk. One daughter already is enough for her. Everything else should happen after marriage she intends.

When she leaves the the chair in your room and lies down in your bed, playing with your pillow. Imagine that pillow to be you. Now gradually lie down on the same bed, and..........finish work.

Osuofia is better. You cannot compare them. Saka is no match for him.

hojayz:
I think what dey r asking u indirectly is "how much is ur service worth?" Dey want 2 know hw much u value ursef. Give them a specific figure and tell them u r open to negotiation. Say it with confidence.

oboy! I love this. Hope it doesn't backfire.

What a dumb question. Was she suppose to chase her husband or allow her maid to stay and continue frolicking with the husband and in extreme cases snatch him form her?

I will initiate partial strangulation and activate the deliverance session.

musicwriter:
Dear Nairalanders,

Since 3 days now I've been having this sad feeling seeing a knife on the neck of president Goodluck Jonathan. Almost the same feeling I was having when I was seeing TB Joshua crying on my face. I had wanted to write to SCOAN but hesitated. But I posted it here at https://www.nairaland.com/1814853/satan-kingdom-fall-son

I do not want to keep things to myself anymore because experience tells me when I see this type of stuff it almost always come to pass. That's why I'm posting this.

Today, I'm seeing a sharp knife on the neck of Jonathan.

Does anybody on this forum know the president?. Please let him fire everybody that is so close enough to him that they're capable of killing him with a knife. Or, could this be the death of a former president or a big political wig?. This's very bizarre and I just feel as alarmed.

Please let's save the president. It's very important and urgent, please!.

NB: I'm no political rat. I do not belong to PDP or APC and I'm not against you, no matter which you belong.

Effect of too much weed. Very soon you will open a church.

That's a nice feat.

*yawns*

Cooljoe, logicalmindy, claireshan.

Chibabi:
27

End time signs.

Of course. She has to work. I hate my woman idle.

One person always controls the relationship. The person who loves less. When you dont let them have their way, bickering occurs. Nice thread btw.