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Business / Re: Online Biz In Nigeria: Does It Really Exist? by Djicemob: 9:24am On Jun 19, 2016
buzoo:



@sbambola: Thanks a lot 4 ur comments. Please, I am rily interested in the American company u said u freelance 4 and knwing u can unveil tangible proofs 2 buttress dis claim makes me even more anxious 2 hear it all. Please, I wud appreciate it if u can send either ur Whatsapp No, Phone no or any other means by which I can contact u 2 my email:"buzoo123@yahoo.co.uk" so we cud talk better. Thank u
Isn't it strange that your email and the wealth "123" guy have something in common? Hmmm,dude you kind of gave yourself out rather too easily and quickly in my honest opinion,not that am saying you guys are scammers though.
Business / Re: Writers Needed by Djicemob: 9:05am On Jun 19, 2016
delivite:
No offense bro, but in my opinion 4 articles just for auditioning is a bit ridiculous. You should be able to look at an article and know if the writer has the structure, tone and grammar you are looking for. Unless you are looking for bit part writer wannabes, you need to reconsider that part. I don't think any serious good writer would submit 4 articles just so you can look at before you discuss terms.

Just my opinion. Again, no offense.
To make matters worst,dude even actually stated it was 4 articles per category.That is,say about 16 to 24 articles per person. grin

Lets say 50 people send in 16 articles each for the assessment you know how many that is gonna be.When he(the op) have about 800 articles in his possession i wonder what he'd need writers for again.

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Politics / Politicians And Funny Things They Are Synonymous To by Djicemob: 2:02pm On Jun 13, 2016
Dont get worked up over this o ye PDP and APC warriors as these are solely based on my opinion and sense of humor as a result to serve same purpose.


Saraki = CCT/CCB Trial

Osibanjo = Townhall meetings

Buhari = Traveller And tourist

GEJ = Otueke And corruption

PEJ = Grammatical errors

Atiku = Cross-carpeting

Fayose = Ponmo and ewa goyin

Dino melaye = Escort and self proclaimed activist

Ibe kachikwu = Fuel scarcity and Date and time to fail setter

Lai mohammed = Lies and propaganda

Tinubu = Wise tortoise

OBJ = Letter writer and a cunning figure

Dasuki = Charitable and open-handed

Amaechi = A rascal "DG" and sponsor

Fashola = Darkness

Oshiomole = Lara oshiomole(Lately)

Patrick Obahiagbon = Latin

Oby = BBOG/Confused

Kemi = Lost

Femi Adeshina = Damage controller gone wrong...everytime

Metuh = EFCC

Buratai = Snake charmer and a supermod's mentor

Rochas = Abok!

Modu sheriff = BH Sponsor

FFK = Failed calculator and talkative

Orubebe = JEGA grin

Please feel free to add your's...

Lalasticlala = cleavages
Romance / Re: What's your opinion on the Sun Girl On Page 3 Of Daily Sun Newspaper? by Djicemob: 4:38pm On Jun 11, 2016
All those girls na work

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Politics / Re: Channels TV Thinks President BUHARI Doesn't Speak English Language Well? by Djicemob: 7:38pm On Jun 08, 2016
grin

Epic shade
Technology Market / Re: Scuit: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by Djicemob: 2:10pm On May 17, 2016
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00BCL96T2/ref=mw_dp_mpd?pd=1&qid=1463491024

@Bizbloke pls i need this product,what are the qoutations and modalities.
Celebrities / Re: Singer “tekno” Goes Shopping (see Photos) by Djicemob: 11:31am On May 11, 2016
Tekno goes shopping? undecided

Lalasticlala you gotta be kiddin me mehn...for real?
So as a forum we should delibrate on this? undecided

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Politics / Re: How One Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1000 People by Djicemob: 9:32am On May 04, 2016
ElCount:
OP do you even know the spiritual implication of this masquerade thing or you think you can just come out and type nonsense. Or you think you can just enter any area with your own masquerade is this how far you can go to defend this government.
Let me ask you why haven't you started it so other people can follow. Mtcheeeew!
I was even shocked by the guy resilience to defend the masquerade gaffe.Is masquerade now like a celebrity that gets endorsements from corperate bodies? grin

What this walker isn't aware of is there are various spiritual and traditional values attached to most of these masquerades.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Delta State Youth Empowerment Programme January 2016 Application by Djicemob: 8:02pm On Mar 15, 2016
stmichael001:
I have just been invited for interview this thursday in warri... Any one else got the invite?
My brother was invited too,a text was sent to him.
Romance / Re: Help! She Said I Am The Most Ugliest Person She Has Ever Seen (photos) by Djicemob: 2:40pm On Mar 10, 2016
You "screenshot" your own "supposed" pic and you still want make people take you serious. grin

Who dey screenshot him own pic when you fit just get am for your phone library.

This ur lie is the "most ugliest" grin

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Romance / Re: Photo: Is This True About Ladies Nowadays On Their Period? by Djicemob: 9:56am On Feb 29, 2016
Op when would it get to the funny part undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Flaunts Her Massive Booty In New Photos by Djicemob: 9:07am On Feb 29, 2016
This is so glaring that its fake.She had a buttpad on and also tilted the azz out sort of like and slowpoke to make it appear big. angry
Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 8:02am On Feb 24, 2016
LordReed:


It's what you wanted innit? Djicemob the man who exposed the 666 company initiating people into illuminati with blenders lol.
Oh is that so? Stop hating on my new found fame...hater lol.
Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 6:20am On Feb 24, 2016
LordReed:


Hope you enjoyed your 5 minutes of internet fame?
Like i am a celebrity now for creating a thread? undecided
Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 7:21pm On Feb 23, 2016
LordReed:


Thanks for showing that this Djicemob is just a freaking sensationalist.
Lol at @sensationalist
Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 12:27pm On Feb 22, 2016
Tellemall:


Looking at that blender, if you are to be honest, it doesn't resemble a regular blender. But hey, what do we know? Maybe regular blenders resemble heating units.

I'm not asking you to buy an expensive one, no. But when buying things you can just tell if it's up to standard or not.

Anyway, The issue with the blender is the inverted stamp of 666. It should be expected when a funky brand of blender is bought. Regular blenders don't have such oddities on them. In fact, nothing should be stamped on a blender. What's all the fuss though? If you don't like the blender then give it out or throw it away.

Pyramid blender. Lol.
I find it kindof weird you think the blender is "not up to standard" even without actually seeing or using the said blender.

BTW where is the "fuzz" you are talking about? Is it cos the topic made frontpage? undecided

Did i say specifically to you that i didnt like the blender and i want to do away with it? I simply asked a question for the religious and the theorist,i didnt create a "fuzz".There's a difference.

Thanks...Anything else?
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello With Emmanuella, The Real Face Girl by Djicemob: 11:02am On Feb 22, 2016
theshaderoom:
But she's not funny to me sha
I tell you...dry girl.

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Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 9:10am On Feb 22, 2016
Tellemall:


Actually I'm currently in Nigeria. For now.

But why should anybody buy used underwear? This country needs some savin' and the only way out is to import more 666 used goods.

Although that particular blender looks so cheap and unreliable I'm surprised anybody could buy it .
Lemme get this straight,everybody should buy an expensive blender? undecided

And then...How do you even identify an unreliable blender by just looking at a pic posted on the internet?
Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 6:37am On Feb 22, 2016
babseg:


The olodo op turned it upside down
Olodo OP really?

I thought it was 999 too but...

This is a flipside of the same number,tell me,is 999 written like this In your village?

Who is the Olodo now tongue

Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 6:31am On Feb 22, 2016
HRich:
. You have been chosen
You need jesus undecided
Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 9:56pm On Feb 21, 2016
Ghost447:
Send it to me so that I will pray over it and return it to you.
Okay but "terms and condition" apply o grin

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Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 9:53pm On Feb 21, 2016
SkinnyDude:
your dp is getting up to a year. don't you have another pic to upload? just snap your black yansh and upload.. it's acceptable
grin

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Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 8:52pm On Feb 21, 2016
rheether:
Are you that poor? Go for a known brand and stop patronizing sub standard goods.
undecided

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Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 8:51pm On Feb 21, 2016
MissSlimbody:

Pictures of the blender and its carton or ......
Check again

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Religion / Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 8:50pm On Feb 21, 2016
homeboy205:
Where is the picture ? I think you might be the first 666 agent
The pictures are there now.

You can refresh your browser now and modify your post not to appear like a troll to incoming readers.

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Religion / "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by Djicemob: 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
Just this morning i wanted to blend something with the new blender(or grinder,whichever name you might call it) that i just bought and i notice the number 666 is been encrusted on the appliance,that was when i took out the carton and noticed the name of the said electronic was PYRAMID.

Nairalanders,is this the true defination of an "Endtime Blender"? undecided

Though am not too religious but it kinda feel weird after all the stories about illuminati,pyramid,666 as the mark of the "beast" and all.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Chika Okeke Completely UnCloth For A Movie (see Photos) by Djicemob: 8:32am On Feb 20, 2016
Nigerian film sha...she is 'supposedly' dead and still covering her breezt. undecided
Politics / Re: Dear Raving APC Supporter, these Are 10 Ways How Not To Defend Buhari by Djicemob: 8:20am On Feb 20, 2016
Lalasticlala obinoscopy lets help enlighten some of these e-political robots.
Celebrities / Re: BasketMouth Shades Olajumoke Orisaguna & PDP Over Motivational Speaker Title by Djicemob: 8:12am On Feb 19, 2016
bstringz:
Hmmmm, Why does all this still feel unreal to me? In two weeks a bread seller becomes a model and now a motivational speaker? Does she speak English fluently?
How am I sure this is not all one big ACT.

Well I maybe wrong, if this is true then I tap into the grace and favour of God on olajumoke's life.
Nigerians have been sold one of the greatest lies there is. SMH for the gullibility of an average nigerian.

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