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Politics / Re: Budgetgate And The 2 Trillion Fraud by Djicemob: 8:49am On Feb 17, 2016
Lalasticlala obinoscopy...thread begging for more audience.
Celebrities / Re: This Happens When God Picks Your Call (PICTURED) by Djicemob: 7:26pm On Feb 16, 2016
Anyone that believed the silly story behind this so called "bread seller" gotta be the most gullible around.

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Politics / Re: I Never Said Nigeria Will Burn If I Open Up – Jonathan’s Ex-adc, Col Adegbe by Djicemob: 8:22am On Feb 16, 2016
bluecircle470:


My brother, u dnt av to insult me b4 u can register ur presence. A GENERAL salary is around 550 to 600k so hw much will a colonel earn dat will mak afford a SAN dat will collect millions
For the record,i did not insult you and again a general's salary is well above N1.5M monthly and N18,303,140.00 Per-anum.Pls dont be ignorant.
Politics / Re: I Never Said Nigeria Will Burn If I Open Up – Jonathan’s Ex-adc, Col Adegbe by Djicemob: 8:23pm On Feb 15, 2016
bluecircle470:
Whr does a colonel have such enormous amount of money to engage a SAN as his solicitor? Corruption!!
Are you okay? You look down on him because he follows GEJ anywhere he goes? Do you even know what a colonel is?
Politics / Re: The 2016 Budget; 1,800 Pages Of Putrid Mess by Djicemob: 7:54pm On Feb 13, 2016
chinchum:
That is still not much of an issue, the ministers can harmonise what they have for each ministries , and a new one is sent to the national assembly with the presidents assent. There have been times in the past when budget were passed in April, that is not to say that is ideal or right, but the current admin is a new one,not just a new admin, but a new party in power after 16 uninterrupted years of PDP. it has a higher likelihood for teething issues.
This is not a time to have a trainee government at the helm of affairs.Nigeria is becoming a laughing stock all over the world.Its almost as if we dont have a governtment in place.

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Romance / Re: The Hungry Nature Of A Nigerian Girl by Djicemob: 1:30pm On Feb 13, 2016
Cutehector:
My brother pls stop goin after jobless ladies. U will not hear nw
Its not pecuilar to only jobless girls.

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Science/Technology / Re: Where Do Deleted Files Go? by Djicemob: 7:02pm On Feb 12, 2016
Is this supposed to even be a question? undecided

*Shebi na weird question time*
Pets / Re: I Released 9 Dogs To Be Sold From The Cage by Djicemob: 4:10pm On Feb 12, 2016
Only a fool would believe the OP drop an imaginary 7k undecided
Politics / Re: Why Supreme Court Declared Wike Winner by Djicemob: 2:01pm On Feb 12, 2016
doctokwus:

U are a dimwit. Instead of joining sane minds to condemn a fraudulent judgement,u are here throwing childish tantrums.
These are d kinds of decisions that breed dictatorship if u don't know.With the kind of pressure some people would put on PMB,particularly with revelations of how Wike met the justices,and with the irritating reason they gave today,dont be surprised to see a president that will soon start to wield his enormous powers.
It's your same type that will come out crying.I thought the certain faith of Nnamdi Kanu should have thought your type some lessons in power,but I clearly ascribed more intellect to u than u are due.
This thing pain this guy pass Dakuku sef grin grin

Kai e don wail tire grin

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Politics / Re: Military To Lai Mohammed: We’re Not Fighting Boko Haram With Substandard Weapons by Djicemob: 8:03am On Feb 11, 2016
tayebest:
Lai Muhammed is saying based on information at hand!


His SA on security matter should be prosecuted! Shikena
Typical trait of an APC walker ...everybody else should be blamed except the perpetuators themselves.

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Politics / Re: Fear Grips Permanent Secretaries And Directors Over Budget-Padding Probe by Djicemob: 7:40am On Feb 11, 2016
arresa:


Must I repeat myself or you just don't know how to read and comprehend simple English words..?
So in essence,you are saying PDP is to take to take the blame for the PMB's scam budget? Do you people even know how stupiid you appear with all this senseless and mindless assertions? undecided

Or is this trolling? undecided
Chisoz!!! shocked
Romance / Re: Man Denies Impregnating Girlfriend, Says He Did " Small Biology On Reproduction" by Djicemob: 12:16pm On Feb 10, 2016
What he meant was he knows a little about how reproduction works and he is not ignorant enough to be boxed in a corner.
Romance / Re: I Swear This Is The Most Funniest Comments I Ever Laughed At On Nairaland by Djicemob: 8:48pm On Feb 08, 2016
undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Cobhams Woke Up With Something Special For Davido (read) by Djicemob: 8:06pm On Feb 08, 2016
The legendary cobhams creating a song for davido? With his(davido) sore throat voice? undecided
Music/Radio / Re: ●●●●why The Nairaland 2016 Cypher Is A Flop●●●● by Djicemob: 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2016
Do you even know the meaning of CYPHER? undecided

You probably wanted a party jam cypher right?

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Celebrities / Re: American Rapper, Obie Trice Features Praiz In New Single by Djicemob: 6:33pm On Feb 08, 2016
Obie Trice is not known? Op you are joking
Car Talk / Re: Funny Names Nigerians Give Cars by Djicemob: 9:34am On Feb 01, 2016
Spider nko? The cars for burgers grin
Religion / Re: Father Mbaka Moved To A New Parish As Assistant Parish Priest by Djicemob: 10:44am On Jan 31, 2016
ideatoprince18:

........ ARe u from MALI ...... don't u know d diff btwn a reverend father n a pastor
The guy you quoted is from the other divide,he doesnt know how these things work in the christiandom.

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Politics / Re: THE ECONOMIST Tags Jonathan As "An Ineffectual Buffoon" by Djicemob: 10:01pm On Jan 28, 2016
EdCure:
Jan 30th 2016 | LAGOS

Which kind future article be this?

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Politics / Re: Why Ahmed Gulak Is Right To Assume The National Chairmanship Position Of PDP by Djicemob: 8:34am On Jan 28, 2016
This OP gan sef grin

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Politics / Re: Wike's Victory At Supreme Court: No Victory Yet. by Djicemob: 8:15am On Jan 28, 2016
OP what does Dakuku got to do with anything? In a case Wike is impeached like you day-dreamt.

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Politics / Re: Ngeneukwenu And Omenka King Neduchadnezer Invites You To A His Party by Djicemob: 10:16pm On Jan 27, 2016
Nebuchadnezar:


no naa arewaempire na mai gworo not mai shayi grin
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan: A Phone Call Now Turning Awry by Djicemob: 9:04am On Jan 25, 2016
HungerBAD:
Funny guy the OP plus the two below me.

How is it a mistake when he lost and conceded defeat?and as obtainable in any civilized setting,the loser always call to congratulate the winner.

What did you expect him to do?fight his glaring defeat in Court?

You seem to forget this is a democratic setting,and all Powers does not lay with the President alone.

A democratic setting brought in Jonathan,and a democratic setting kicked him out too.

If he had performed well,his score card would have brought him him. So,what exactly are you complaining about now?

Complaints against Buhari

That he is fighting corruption?

That the Military is winning the Boko Haram War?

That our Monies that was being shared by PDP with the likes of Dokpesi that was stopped is bad?

That the single TSA is not working?

That we don't hear of frivolous contracts being awarded?

Truth is,Nigeria is working and you guys can wail until France start speaking in English,before we can go back to the former Status Quo.



Please With which weapons is the military using to "win the war against boko haram" ?

Please dont say sticks and stone...

Am open to learning
Music/Radio / Re: Best Rap Song Ever Made by Djicemob: 8:44am On Jan 25, 2016
Fedrostarr - What if
J.cole -Lights please
Lamar -Bitch dont kill my vibe
Tech9ine -Worldwide choppers
Mac miller-Talk about

Coming back to modify with more...

You see,this is the reason why we said there's nothing like a best rap song.
Politics / Re: "Four People That Could Tear Nigeria Apart In 2016" - GreenNews.Ng by Djicemob: 12:39pm On Jan 24, 2016
See as this one dey write like small pikin undecided
bayulll01:
The way some Nigerian think will make you to wonder if this country if full of silly and morons,in a sane society those people you mentions there will be serving one jail terms or another.


1.Nnamadi kanu :he openly called other tribe stupid,openly seek for arms to fight Nigeria,seeking funds all rounds the globe to buy arms and preach hate and called the igbos to kill other tribe,saying they are the best in the country.

my verdict:::::::: he will be prosecuted and sentenced to death,but with plea he will be given 100yrs in prison.

N.B nothing will happen,Nigeria is bigger than any silly slowpoke.


Elzakasi :: or whatever his name,runs a parellel govermnet in Latina,even the governor and all the traditional rullers has no say when this man talk,he openly threaten and push an army general on camera,and he believe nothing can touch him.

...
verdict:::: he will be prosecuted and sentenced to many years in prisons,Iran and Iraq can send their army to release him when he lands in jail,we don't care.

N.B all the northern region supported this administrations for downgrading the man to a common criminal,unlike from our brother from the rising sun.

Tompolo ::::this one his name is deceiving him,he thinks hes the goverment that we
all must worship him,just as when they warned the past silly president that he should not step his leg in bayelsa.this one is so corrupt,he embezle all the money meant for the people,that he is so rich more than the state itself.

verdict:::::He still got time to redeem himself by visiting the nearest Efcc outlet close to him,if not,he will be arrested.disgraced and sentenced to long terms in jail.

N.B is not all ND that are silly,some are very wise and they know tompolo riddance will be good for them.


Buhari:::likes him or hate him,he is the best after chicken republic,he will makes sure Nigeria is one,I wonder what you people expect from him,when this nations has gone to the dogs.

Verdict::::he will not only prosecute all those criminals,he will make sure they spends so much time behind bar.

N.B he got nothing to loose,he's 74,all his children will not suffer again,to all those wailers get a life and think straight.

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Politics / Re: What Exactly Is The Job Of The National Security Adviser? by Djicemob: 12:19pm On Jan 24, 2016
Obiagelli:

The media has a job to do, do you have a link to the press conference by the DSS or EFCC
Lets not get naive here we know how those statements got out.

Unless you are saying all those statements were lies and make believe by the "media" undecided
Politics / Re: What Exactly Is The Job Of The National Security Adviser? by Djicemob: 12:04pm On Jan 24, 2016
Obiagelli:

Very well written. Thanks

Ben bruce and those calling for the open trial of Sambo Dasuki must be very silly then
But the DSS and EFCC constantly releasing confessionary propaganda statements to the press are not silly? undecided

Sometimes in life you cant have it both ways.You probably wanted to justify something but ended up roping yourself in another.
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Not Fighting Corruption (vanguard) by Djicemob: 11:49am On Jan 24, 2016
Omenkata:
very educative but soo annoying to the walkers grin

grin grin grin

Bloodykiller you dey craze o grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Not Fighting Corruption (vanguard) by Djicemob: 11:45am On Jan 24, 2016
booqee:
OK are we in 1984 or 2016? This man should talk about what is happening now at present and how we are already feeling this good change and Stop crying over milk that spilled in 1984..

Wtf is wrong with this $HittY wailers?! angry
I could bet a crate of goldberg that you didnt read the OP undecided

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Celebrities / Re: These 4 Nigerian Stars Are Having A Party; Whose Own Will You Show Up For? by Djicemob: 9:34am On Jan 24, 2016
OBO all day...Flexing azz niggaz cool
Celebrities / Re: 50 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Most Embarrassing Moments Ever by Djicemob: 9:30am On Jan 24, 2016
Lalasticlala,Why did you regurgitate your thread from 19BC naa!
We read this thread like a zillion times before sad undecided

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