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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi's Lawyer Says FBI 'kidnapped' Nigerian Instagrammer From Dubai by Djicemob: 3:03pm On Jul 10, 2020
Reading the purported lawyer's statements, it almost feels like the lawyer is trolling hushpuppi grin grin grin

Which kain weak defense be this? Anyway man must wack

Even the lawyer go laugh belle tear when e dey alone think about this him defense grin

Charge and bail defense grin
Family / Re: Man Disgraces Lady Who Rejected His Proposal And Later Accepted After He Sent He by Djicemob: 6:53pm On Jul 08, 2020
Na this staged WhatsApp thing come dey reign now undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Djicemob: 12:07pm On Jun 28, 2020
Mbmohammed:


You cannot edit your phone number, kindly email Npower and state the problem you encounter.
What's their email?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Djicemob: 8:42am On Jun 28, 2020
Mbmohammed:


You will be selected by the Will of God.
After inputting BVN,it automatically generated some details like name and phone,the problem is I can't edit these details as there is a 234 at the start of my Number and the pages keeps saying the number must be 11 digits.How do edit these automatically generated details.

I basically cannot edit my information.
Crime / Re: Man Caught On Camera Masturbating Infront Of Eko Hotel Lagos: Graphic by Djicemob: 9:01pm On Jun 22, 2020
Guess he takes being a Marlian rather too serious
Food / Re: 51 Bags Of Quality Rice Available For 21,000 Each by Djicemob: 8:46am On Jun 17, 2020
cocolacec:


How many bags do you want?
50 to 100 depending on the quality of the rice.Am very critical about quality.
Food / Re: 51 Bags Of Quality Rice Available For 21,000 Each by Djicemob: 9:57pm On Jun 16, 2020
cocolacec:
51 bags of Quality Rice available for sale at the rate of N21,000 each.We can also supply full load of trailer to any destination.

Location: Egbeda,Lagos
Weight: 50kg

I need but I am in delta state.
Politics / Re: Prophet Odumeje Seen Crawling & Praying For Power To Uproot 5G & Corona On Mount by Djicemob: 9:58pm On Apr 08, 2020
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Where Did This Video Happen Pls, I'm Personally Interested Because Of The Ponmo by Djicemob: 9:22pm On Apr 08, 2020
God bless this good woman

See how those ungrateful morons were rushing to collect the free food just to criticise afterwards.

I am pained right now angry angry angry

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Business / Re: Let's Pool Resources Together And Start A Business by Djicemob: 12:23pm On Mar 23, 2020
Goodgod213:


Oga type your number properly you can edit it later
080
Business / Re: Let's Pool Resources Together And Start A Business by Djicemob: 9:59am On Mar 23, 2020
Goodgod213:


Added
Please add me 0
Business / Re: Make Atleast 15,000 Weekly On Your Mobile Phone by Djicemob: 12:06pm On Mar 21, 2020
undecided
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Worst Movie You Have Ever Watched by Djicemob: 8:12pm On Mar 20, 2020
SwagPower:
There are times you watch a movie and you feeli like you've completely wasted 2-3hes of your life..
for my list of worst movies..
Top of the pile is :

1. 2001: A space Odyssey..

You'll Prolly want to pluck your eyes out after watching the end of this movie..And lest I forget there is a scene where the main actor just floats around in space for like 15min..Yes the showed every second of it..


2. No country for old men..

quite a catchy title ..Infact this movie will set you up thinking what a great ending it's gonna give..Then just wen you whetting ur appetite to get that juicy climax..The movies goes KaBOOM..Lead character is killed..Villain goes unscathe..then to make matters worse the movie ends in the middle of a conversation..Like WTF..



Feel free to expand this list..
I swear 'no country for old men' vex me

The villain won,like wtf writes such movies?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy In Abuja by Djicemob: 9:30pm On Mar 19, 2020
I almost thought I wasn't reading this right.5k for 5days?
Crime / Re: Sister And Brother Necked After Caught Stealing In Bayelsa State by Djicemob: 4:38pm On Mar 19, 2020
Necked? undecided
Politics / Re: PIX: See What Vanguard Newspaper Posted by Djicemob: 7:32pm On Mar 16, 2020
I guess the handler is a nairalander

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Business / Re: What Business Can One Take Advantage Of With This Coronavirus Epidemic? by Djicemob: 4:52pm On Mar 13, 2020
Queenttoast01:
Herbalistism
You just couldn't fight the urge against posting something stupid right?nairaland is far gone.Half the population on nairaland now are kids.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian And Celebrity Event Host, Chuks D GeneralĀ marks Birthday Today by Djicemob: 5:21pm On Feb 27, 2020
Chuks don marry Alex? Why him wear ring

HBD Chuks
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Reacts As Man Assaults Girlfriend For Sharing His Post by Djicemob: 1:07pm On Feb 27, 2020
Nice format grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Collection Of Some +18 Dirty Memes by Djicemob: 10:04am On Feb 14, 2020
Gofwane:
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"how chicks act when you tell em to switch position " Chai...this hit me grin
Health / Re: Blend These And Drink, You Will Last Two Hours by Djicemob: 6:55pm On Feb 13, 2020
In the toilet I guess grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Neatly Used Iphone 6s Grey 64 Gig by Djicemob: 7:10pm On Jan 18, 2020
Jtown442:


Lagos
Am in delta
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Neatly Used Iphone 6s Grey 64 Gig by Djicemob: 6:55pm On Jan 18, 2020
Your location
Romance / Re: She Lied To Me That She Was Raped by Djicemob: 9:17am On Jan 13, 2020
Timekeeper:



I have apologized right... Pls it's okay
So you dey fear like this and you dey yab dem before grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: See The Artiste Davido Signed That Is Nothing But Waste Of Money!!... by Djicemob: 10:40am On Jan 12, 2020
Ichaba's contract has actually been terminated long ago,he is just an affiliate now

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Politics / Re: Why Sowore Doesn't Deserve My Sympathy by Djicemob: 9:45am On Dec 11, 2019
I actually enjoyed this write up grin

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Crime / Re: This Lady Slapped A Guy To Zip Her Skirt by Djicemob: 3:59pm On Dec 02, 2019
Una don come with una lies again undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Man Buys Ciroc Because Of Tacha by Djicemob: 9:33am On Nov 23, 2019
So na Tbillz strategy be this?

Form say "man buys a lot of ciroc because of Tacha" so that other brands go put head too undecided

Which kain management style be this?

See as them cramp the one ciroc inside the paper bag like sacrifice

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Music/Radio / Re: What Are Offlimits In A Diss Record? by Djicemob: 7:52am On Nov 15, 2019
Op you muddle everything up making it hard to read or even interest to read, believe me I tried but got exhausted at some point. Arrange the whole write up.

There are levels to this thread thing you need to learn to promote readability.

In beef,everything goes...the more the personal, the more your chances of winning.
Crime / Re: Man Disgraces Lady Over N200 Debt In Lagos by Djicemob: 3:38pm On Nov 09, 2019
"He rained blows on her and she became confused" lol

This part got me grin

Even though the story sounds fake

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Celebrities / Re: 'The Future Is Female.' - Bobrisky Revealed (PHOTOS) by Djicemob: 3:32pm On Nov 09, 2019
I dont care about this niggar,the problem is people using fork to eat rice angry

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