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Politics / Re: Sen Ben Bruce Blocked Me On Twitter For Telling Him The Truth ( Screenshot ) by Djicemob: 8:55am On Dec 14, 2015
Rossikk:
I don't blame the op. Ben Bruce has this way of painting himself as Mr Clean - YET HE IS ANYTHING BUT - while it's always ''the other politicians'' who are ruining the country. There's absolutely nothing in his record to validate this supposed moral superiority, and he needs to get to the task of distinguishing himself, NOT BY EASY TWITTER POSTS, or by publicity stunts, such as publicly handing his 'wardrobe salary' to market women, but by actually doing something meaningful on ground that can make a substantial difference.
Is Bruce the president of nigeria? He is impacting the lives of people in his constituency and yet you still complaining undecided

What else do you want him to do? Take arms and head to sambisa? Reduce fuel price? Make one dollar equal to one naira? Or jail corrupt politicians? Whose role are these to play? He was given a mandate by his constituency and so far he has been positively contributing to that effect what else do you want him to do?

Before you type please think. undecided

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Music/Radio / Re: "How A Nairalander Mix and Produce is Song with Old IBM Laptop" (pic) by Djicemob: 8:43am On Dec 14, 2015
I tried using this software back in the days but i later felt it was a waste of time cos i couldnt mix voice notes but i love it,software seem user friendly.

God bless your hustle and your music,be encouraged,gather mic experience from this so when you get into the real studio you wont be fidgety and all.

Am coming back to modify when i hear your works.

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Politics / Re: Why We Attacked Zakzaky, Other Shiite Members – Nigerian Army by Djicemob: 8:29am On Dec 14, 2015
trigar12:
I don't know why people say they are peaceful. How can you be a peaceful organization when you carry (unlicenced) gun about.
According to what I ve read so far, they threaten people and they ve been going Scot free under the 16years misrule of PDP. Can this happen in the western countries ? No, they will be wiped out with immediate effect.

It's better to be save, than to be sorry

#mycents
You had to somehow blame PDP for this. undecided
Politics / Re: Sen Ben Bruce Blocked Me On Twitter For Telling Him The Truth ( Screenshot ) by Djicemob: 8:18am On Dec 14, 2015
hopelink1:
visit d next hospital
I mentioned you in error though
Politics / Re: Sen Ben Bruce Blocked Me On Twitter For Telling Him The Truth ( Screenshot ) by Djicemob: 8:14am On Dec 14, 2015
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Politics / Re: Akoko Edo Where You Can Have Stable Power Supply by Djicemob: 8:10am On Dec 14, 2015
silvermania:
OK i get your point, but mine is supplied by the government
What is your point now? The governtment is trying or what?

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Politics / Re: Sen Ben Bruce Blocked Me On Twitter For Telling Him The Truth ( Screenshot ) by Djicemob: 7:58am On Dec 14, 2015
Isnt it clear now that you are taking this thing personal because of your fellow kinsman in power? Look at how you exposed and embarrassed yourself undecided shocked

One by one you all sychophants would expose yourselves in like-fashion

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Nairaland / General / Re: Find The Hidden Tiger by Djicemob: 7:52am On Dec 14, 2015
Op na so craze dey start? angry

I cant find any hidden tiger in the pic cheesy
Crime / Re: Pastor's Only Son Beheads 11-year-old Girl For Rituals, Stabs Another (photo) by Djicemob: 7:44am On Dec 14, 2015
Oliviaarims:

Of course, there has to be. Nairaland is home for all.
Am sure you coming for christmas?
Politics / Re: Arms Deal Disbursements "I Was Acted On Jonathan's Instructions" .. Dasuki by Djicemob: 7:09am On Dec 14, 2015
erekoshe:
I've got only one question, how come all such news are carried by the Nation only?
As in ehn,i tire too..if not the nation it'd be sahara reporters.Notice how none of these are ever reported on TV? And no actions has been taken to bring the perpetrators of this these revelations to book once and for all,we are only fed with media confessions on a daily basis.

This news is as fake and poorly cooked as it can get.
TV/Movies / Re: 20 Funny Ways To Identify Hollywood Movies by Djicemob: 7:19pm On Dec 13, 2015
frank1998:
i dy salute yhu @ o.p
Thanks sir
TV/Movies / Re: 20 Funny Ways To Identify Hollywood Movies by Djicemob: 4:55pm On Dec 13, 2015
Swegzfreak:
Sorry we don't do dat here in India... I'll just pass....
Give me one good reason why indian movies are not the worst movies on earth?

21.If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. grin

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TV/Movies / 20 Funny Ways To Identify Hollywood Movies by Djicemob: 4:28pm On Dec 13, 2015
Oh ya'll think hollywood can do no wrong right? Wait lemme unleash a few funny ways i know its a bonafide hollywood movie cheesy
Am sure ya'll can relate to this.

Let the counter begin!


#1.You can get any girl of your choice just by looking into her eyes and slowly start kissing her. shocked grin

#2.The bad guys have AK47s and the good has a pistol,even when the bad guys spot the good guy first and start shooting sporadically,somehow the good guy dodges and not even a single bullet touches him and in one swift movement the good guy hides behind a pillar and kills the bad guy. cheesy

#3.Large, loft-style apartments in NewYork City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not.

#4.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

#5.Wanna steal a car? Dont worry,there's always a way to get those nakedd wires right under the steering wheel and you can drive from LA to chinatown or even to mexico without running out of fuel.Somehow everybody is got a full tank. wink

#6.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

#7.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightlybluish.

#8.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

#9.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

#10.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

#11.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

#12.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

#13.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.And somehow the good guy gets the right password within the last second.

#14.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

#15.lights suddenly becomes unstable when something bad is about to happen.

#16.Ghost starts playing hide and seek with you.You hear a creepy sound under your bed, you come down to check and see nothing while the camera gives you a glimpse of the ghost on top of your bed,you suddenly look up and see nothing- its right behind you,you turn around and its gone to the wardrobe and so the hide and seek continues. grin

#17.You are free to sleep with a random girl anyday without condom,dont worry she wont get pregnant or give you STD. cool

#18.The bestfriend to the main character always dies in an action or horror movie. Sorry! embarassed

#19.A punch or kick to any of the bad guys men kills them instantly but not even a bullet or an explosion can stop the good guy from finishing his mission,with some miracle he always get to survive.

#20.Try not to change the channel after the credits and cast slide at the end of the movie,there might still be a little action afterwards.I mean,the dead bad guy had a son or cousin right? grin

Feel free to add...
Cc: lalasticlala

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Religion / Re: Some One Help, Eckankar Is It A Religion Or Occult by Djicemob: 8:32am On Dec 13, 2015
Bro you are an eckankar,you can stop lying now. wink

Secondly your grandpa is a "grandmaster" in this religion why not direct your worries and complaints to him,am sure he is in the best possible position to answer you queries.

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Celebrities / Re: Confirmed!!! More Photos From Mavin Di’ja’s Traditional Wedding by Djicemob: 8:26am On Dec 13, 2015
Hmm video shoot marriage cool
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Slams Haters Who Say Her ‘ass Is The Reason’ She's Famous by Djicemob: 8:23am On Dec 13, 2015
Make she go sidddon jor na her yansh dey give her props sad
Crime / Re: Pastor's Only Son Beheads 11-year-old Girl For Rituals, Stabs Another (photo) by Djicemob: 4:55pm On Dec 12, 2015
Oliviaarims:

Not at the moment. Still in school.
Alright nice...didnt there a few sapele peeps on here.
Crime / Re: Pastor's Only Son Beheads 11-year-old Girl For Rituals, Stabs Another (photo) by Djicemob: 2:17pm On Dec 12, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Now, I'm crying again. This story has reached Nairaland! The said incident happened in my very town and I got a firsthand testimony from the brother of the boy who called for help. The story's been twisted a bit. Aghogho was 10yrs old.. And Silas had put on the home theatre probably to cover screams from his victims. So while he killed the first girl, Aghogho, nobody was able to come to her rescue because of the loud music. He would have also succeeded in killing Vwegba, the second girl had a friend of the family not happened to have been checking on them at that time. He peeped through the window of the house and found Vwegba struggling with Silas in the room and immediately went to call for help.
Silas was shot in the leg by mopol officials who were immediately called to the scene. He claims to be 17,not 15. But everybody else believes he's more than that. Evil boy looking for pity.

He had tried to kill innocent children at a time when they were totally helpless! Aghogho must have begged for her life before she died. Imagine the shock the little girl must have experienced.... Awaiting death from the hands of a boy she hitherto trusted... Their pastor's son! There were tears on her face as seen in the pic's of the corpse. Very gruesome way to die. What a sad fate for the young, respectful, intelligent and God-fearing 10yr old Aghogho! The family had just 3 children, all girls and the evil Silas wanted to kill two. Wickedness of man!

May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace... AMEN.
I also got firsthand report about the incident as reported by you...it was a sad day in sapele.

Are you in sapele too?
Business / Re: Banks Don't Sell The Dollar At N199! by Djicemob: 9:56am On Dec 12, 2015
I want to believe you but do you have proofs?

I have always believed banks sell at the rate displayed in the hall.
Nairaland / General / Re: When You Attend The Burial Of Your Wicked Uncle [PIX] by Djicemob: 9:46am On Dec 12, 2015
OP na so craze dey start grin
Business / Re: Naira Finally Crashes To 260 Per Dollar, Its Lowest In 42 Years by Djicemob: 9:15pm On Dec 11, 2015
HzRF:


Watch how his perpetual career praise singers will say Itz GEJ that should be blamed

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Politics / Re: Sahara Reporters Agologize Over Erroneous Claim On Akpabio's Election by Djicemob: 1:11pm On Dec 11, 2015
That was their silly wish...APC media wing.
Politics / Re: Sahara Reporters Apologize To The Public Over Senator Akpabio Voided Yesterday by Djicemob: 1:09pm On Dec 11, 2015
Make them no lie that was their wish...APC media wing grin
Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Upholds Akpabio's Election by Djicemob: 12:49pm On Dec 11, 2015
Shame on APC media wing.This really expose them for who they truly are.

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Webmasters / Re: Etisalat Is Wonderful by Djicemob: 6:34pm On Dec 10, 2015
Etisalat came to your house to give you a glass cup?

Bwahahahahahaha grin grin
Career / Re: When Organization Cuts Cost By Cutting Manpower (photo) by Djicemob: 8:00pm On Dec 09, 2015
Hiploko:
staff not staffs
Staffs is also valid as used in the guy's particular sentence.

staff/ˈstæf/Brit/ˈstɑːf/noun

plural: staffs or staves/ˈsteɪvz/

Learner's definition of STAFF
plural (staffs) :
a group of people who work for an organization or business
Politics / Re: Jonathan Was Inexperienced, Not Incompetent - Babangida by Djicemob: 7:14am On Dec 09, 2015
zoelife:


[s]Sorry Bro but u sound like a bigger dundee.

So losing an election in Nigeria as you put it is now a crime?

Tell me, where has dis sit-tight leader mindset you're advocating put Africa in the scheme of things?

Reprogramme Sir, you are the Nigeria you deserve[s/].
Trash! You are a fool for calling me a dundee,is jonathan your father? undecided

Do you think any of this nigerian politician give a sh#t about the people the govern?
Crime / Re: Help Me Advice My Friend On How To Quite Cultism by Djicemob: 8:38am On Dec 08, 2015
Am afraid you are in big trouble already...op undecided

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Phones / Re: Top 5 Myth / Lies Nigerians Believe About Mobile Phone...... by Djicemob: 8:31am On Dec 08, 2015
How is no3 different from no4? undecided
Fashion / Re: Why Do Guys Don't Always Wash Their Personal Bank(wallet) by Djicemob: 8:26am On Dec 08, 2015
Op your own dey your body o
Politics / Re: Judiciary In A Mess - CJN Queries High Court Judge For Alleged Misconduct by Djicemob: 8:05am On Dec 08, 2015
All independent arm of nigeria's government have gone to the dogs in this administration,Inec and the judiciary are now used as personal properties of the govt.

DSS operatives are now involved in armed robberies
Soldiers now run from boko haram shocked
How low can we get?

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