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The thing vex you sha ![]() Lesbians almost doesn't look bad but why in the world would a guy want to shag a guy ![]() |
The first video is terribly doctored,I don't know nobody noticed.I do better than this everyday in the studio with my eyes closed,bad job from the editor. |
Notice how the op conspicuously posted this in the food section ![]() |
So this fine girl na boy Well dis one is even better than the other man Bob,at least this one is fine Bob is not even handsome as a man talk more of fine as a woman.
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Tekno that said his voice got damaged from too much performance,if someone that mimes all his sets would need vocal surgery then Beyonce,Alicia keys,2face,femi kuti etc for don die from "excess live performance" be dat na.. Funny Nigerian celebs ![]() |
This one better pass where were wear were where! ![]() |
Ghana burger! Ghana burger! ![]() Where una dey get these sapele stories from, even we for Pele didn't hear such And op,na the guy picture be that? ![]() |
Lol I noticed how you stylishly and conveniently labeled all OBI's stats as unverified, pending and false and in the same breath was quick to brandish Osibanjo's points as facts.How quick it is for you to quickly "verify" Osibanjo's points and label them as facts but got lazy and just labeled obi points as false and unverified. You didn't even hide the bias. Where NL dey get these people from? ![]() |
This guy dey use permanent filter E nor dey for my garri nor don ![]() |
For real who is khloe and who is the mother? From the pictures above I see two slay queens |
Encouraging the boyfriend to be lazier #Niceone |
How do you measure presence? Should he come to your house and shank your girl first? |
Hmm |
And then... |
I see "camel" somewhere |
...Then you quickly untied yourself? I was almost forced to doubt the truthfulness of this story when I got to this part..was she tied by 1year old girls? Anyways,congrats to her if true. |
...Then you quickly untied yourself? I was almost forced to doubt the truthfulness of this story when I got to this part..was she tied by 1year old girls? Anyways,congrats to her if true. |
Norma stitz go dey learn where this one dey...when she reach 5years |
Nigerian youths I greet you all,been a while I posted something on the forum but couldn't resist the urge to share this very important opinion of mine.I'll try to be blunt and straight forward as I can.First of all,I hear people on social media,radio,TV,papers and all other platforms there is advocating for the need to get PVC..."get your PVC,get your PVC,take back your future Nigerian youths and bla bla bla!"...wait after getting your pvc then what? Vote right! Vote for who? Buhari,APC,Atiku,PDP or who else is running for post these days...and then what again? Everything would be fine afterwards right? Lol In as much as I like the generic PVC lines and the fact that we are all getting enlightened about our rights and all,and as such won't try to discourage anybody from exercising their rights, I still don't see the sense in all these PVC stories and advocacy for now if we can't get the main priority right.I know some might argue that we need to start now but I am afraid now might not be the time and I'm not sure if it's anytime soon because again I'm not sure if we are there yet.Before then we must focus on what really matters and what actually matter is you.Getting a pvc is good but your vote shouldn't come cheap as usual, it should not mean you want to hand over your future to someone to help you organise and create the popular "enabling environment"for you...lol seriously you need someone or one political party to do that for you? For over 50 years even before we were born and now we are here we have all been down that road to no avail.The real problem is not about recycled politicians or older folks not giving us the chance to be the leaders of tomorrow but we as youths not taking the chance and not investing in things that are important but in the fact that we have been trying to do a different thing the same way over and over again,if it isn't the overplayed APC,PDP,Buhari,NASS,Atiku,Saraki,and bringing back leaders from AD and BC,it is helping to trend what ever political stories that gives us a certain high these days. Secondly, I'm not saying your vote might not count but your vote WON'T count if for very good reasons you decide to try "take your future" by voting a very fine and intelligent youth from all these other parties like KOWA or Fela or Sowore's party it might amount to a total waste of time...you and I know why and so I don't have to spell out everything but if you want a good clue I'll try by telling you the system was not created to be on our side or even the side of someone with a good heart,it somehow changes you and everything around you,which leads to the crux of the matter. The best project you can ever embark on is YOU,your project and there are no rule(s) anywhere that states that the only way for you to win is through politics,voting or even an enabling environment,as a matter of fact,you can be boiling with more ideas in a hostile environment,yeah I said it! You just need to have an idea, entrepreneurship and business is a better way to take your future if possible,the Dangotes,Tony Elumelus,Femi Otedoles,Mike Adenugas and so on of this world didn't make it by having a PVC or voting or coming online to take their future,they had a personal plan and tried their best to get it on the way from scratch,Now politicians come to them for support.If the trending topic on social media these days was about going out there solving problems,starting a business,getting paid whilst forgetting about recycled politicians (cos really they don't genuinely care about us,only to sponsor PVC advocates on SM) only then I'd finally say my people,the youths have finally woken up and taking their future the best way possible. Conclusively,let me state it in clear terms...you cannot necessarily take your future by just mere PVCs,politics,politicians,hashtags and complaints,invest your time and resources in yourself,your business,your work and any thing that adds one plus one to you not the usual facebook and social media rants about how people must get their PVCs and take their future,do you even know how hard it is to get a PVC in Nigeria? And at the end of the day mtsww ...make I no just talk. Cc: lalasticlala |
lifestyle1:Are you okay? Go take your meds |
it's not actually a shade but more like people concentrated more on the party side of the track whilst ignoring the message behind the song. |
It's all just in your mind dear.It could mean nothing actually.Just maybe you are the one making him uncomfortable by suggesting his supposed "uncomfortable" jokes are uncomfortable. #wheeew Don't plant unholy ideas in your mind basically. |
Still trying to figure out what the fv## the guy is trying to say..Can't even pass a simple message across and make it readable even though not 100%...he should write in his native language na ![]() |
adegeye38:I tire sef..I keep hearing that title accredited to him. |
Op you expect me to read that unorganized crap up there? Modified: Op Thank goodness you edited the post hence making it readable |
rose54321:What's wrong with his English? |
Is it still in the market today? Just curious,where can I get it? |
I like it ...its specific and somewhat realistic than what APC and all these politicians promise us before fooling us. |
The topic could have read "Banker gets trapped in an ATM machine" instead of confusing people. How can a random man get trapped in an ATM machine? |
Can't you all see she was just being sarcastic and mischievous,they probably dont know each other. |

