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Romance › Re: I Used Witchcraft To Make My Husband’s Dick Useless – Lady Confesses by DJInfluence: 1:52pm On Jan 03, 2025
This has to be the most unproductive witchcraft user ever. Instead of enhancing the joystick to make it more dynamic and enjoyable, she chose to go in the complete opposite direction. Why do witches always seem to use their so-called powers for negative purposes?
Foolish witches dem
Phones › Re: Telcos Submit Requests, Push For 100% Tariff Increase, Await NCC Approval by DJInfluence: 1:00pm On Jan 03, 2025
immortalcrown:
E be like say we go go back to posting letters and using smoke to send messages. Or, using ravens as was done in Game of Thrones. But ravens can be shot down. Are ravens even available?
grin grin Guy you funny die... I am still reeling with laughter here.
Food › Re: Can You Eat This Animal (pics) by DJInfluence: 7:36pm On Jan 02, 2025
I agree, anyone that can eat this won't have an issue eating humans.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Storms Pastor’s Office After Transfering ₦100K Instead Of ₦10k As Tithe by DJInfluence: 1:21pm On Jan 01, 2025
Is this for real or a skit?
Such a simple thing shouldn't turn into a brouhaha. Refund her money. The pastor is one entitled motherF..ker
Politics › Re: Food Queue Stampedes Not Limited To Nigeria, Happened In US – Minister by DJInfluence: 8:51am On Jan 01, 2025
Why do our government officials and their sycophants keep downplaying our struggles by insisting that the terrible things we face daily also happen elsewhere? I’ve yet to see any of them highlight the 85% of quality-of-life improvements these same countries enjoy—improvements we continue to lack.
Travel › Re: FG Retaliates, Caution Citizens Against Travelling To Australia by DJInfluence: 8:47am On Jan 01, 2025
Utter pettiness at its peak. If Nigeria is truly safe and the advisory from Australia to its citizens is unfounded, then our government officials, along with their aides, should demonstrate confidence by moving around freely with a maximum of two security guards. Let’s treat it as a social experiment and observe the results.
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Welcomed Home By Crowd (Video) by DJInfluence: 4:10pm On Dec 31, 2024
Lol. Person that stole from them is being celebrated. Either Yaya Bello is a maestro criminal mastermind or the people have an IQ lower than stupid or both.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Footballer Aleksei Bugayev Dies In Ukraine Conflict(pics) by DJInfluence: 8:05am On Dec 31, 2024
The way I see it, using prisoners to fight a war you initiated is akin to sentencing them to death. What’s worse is that the nature of their offense doesn’t seem to matter at all.
Politics › Re: Refined Petrol From Warri Refinery (Pictures) by DJInfluence: 7:59am On Dec 31, 2024
That orange coloured one look like low budget Fanta.
Celebrating mediocrity. 60% completion we no go hear word. I wonder what will happen when it's 80% complete.
Crime › Re: Child Molestation: DJ Kulet Ends Marriage As Lagos DSVA Investigates Her Husband by DJInfluence: 7:41am On Dec 31, 2024
That mother making excuses for the man that molested her own daughter should be looked into. She is not fit to be a mother if what she allegedly said is true. Spiritual attack kó, celestial attack ní.

As for that man, let's the authority investigate, their might just be more children molested.
Agriculture › Re: Bayo Onanuga Shows Off Potatoes Harvested in His home Garden by DJInfluence: 1:11pm On Dec 30, 2024
See when Bayo look so young grin?
Politics › Re: Not All Singles Are Lonely And Sad - Toke Makinwa by DJInfluence: 8:12am On Dec 30, 2024
Only all men and most married women think being single is a tragedy, while the rest of the world calls it "peace and quiet."
Politics › Re: Niger Governor Bago Urges Christians To Postpone Pilgrimage To Israel by DJInfluence: 4:02pm On Dec 29, 2024
Anybody travelling or planning to travel to Israel anytime soon must be living under a rock. You don't need anybody to advise you against it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Benjamin Netanyahu Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer - Reuter by DJInfluence: 3:59pm On Dec 29, 2024
If na Nigeria, spokepersons will come out to deny that the president is ok and insult anybody that dares report otherwise.
Crime › Re: Police Foil Christmas Day Robbery Attempt In Lagos, Arrest Three Suspects by DJInfluence: 8:33am On Dec 29, 2024
Just look at them – they’re only kids. Nigeria let them down, and now they’re letting Nigeria down in return. There are so many others with similar stories, some already caught up in crime, and others likely to follow if nothing changes.
Politics › Re: Fubara Prevented Wike From Making Rivers His Private Estate – Odili by DJInfluence: 8:33pm On Dec 28, 2024
That's why he's grabbing people's land in Abuja.
Politics › Re: Customer Abducts POS Operator’s Seven-Year-Old Daughter by DJInfluence: 10:17am On Dec 28, 2024
The Nigerian police, honestly! You have to pay to make a statement, pay to track a phone, and even pay to print a picture. The level of extortion they subject citizens to is absolutely unbelievable.
Travel › Re: Air Peace Chairman Accepts FG Sanctions, Pledges Compliance by DJInfluence: 8:49am On Dec 28, 2024
nasbiafra:
them just dey attack this man from all corner
how's this an attack? The man admitted to witnessing some of the violations himself. You should recognize that, at the very least, the NCC is stepping in to provide consumers with the protection they deserve.
Politics › Re: Ooni’s Ex-Queen, Naomi Silekunola On Hunger Strike In Agodi Prison, Says Mother by DJInfluence: 8:39am On Dec 28, 2024
A tale of your good deed hunting you. May our good deed not turn to story that touches the heart.
Politics › Re: Herdsmen Will Pay Dearly For Christmas Day Attack In Benue - Gov. Hyacinth Alia by DJInfluence: 10:18pm On Dec 27, 2024
Na today we don dey hear tough talk without actions?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Captures Injured North Korean Soldier, Says Seoul by DJInfluence: 8:07pm On Dec 27, 2024
iamdocToyemi:
People don't get tired of propaganda's, what is the evidence that he's North Korean? The Asian part of Russia are filled with people of this look and sizes. Propaganda all day everyday.
how are we sure you are not the propagandist here? Do you have any proof supporting your own assertion?
Crime › Re: S. Africans React To Mozambique Prison Break, "They're Coming Here!" - PICTURES by DJInfluence: 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2024
There is a prevailing perception among some South Africans that they are blameless, with responsibility for crimes being attributed primarily to foreigners.
Crime › Re: 4 Drug Lords Including A Jamaican Get 28yrs In Jail, Forfeit VGC Houses by DJInfluence: 8:20pm On Dec 26, 2024
Crime and guilt are funny things. It will make you humble when you are caught. See as them mellow for the picture.. before they were caught, I could imagine they felt like "the Godfathers" Ikoyiwood version.
Politics › Re: Again, Niger Junta Leader Accuses France Of Arming BokoHaram, Funding Terrorism by DJInfluence: 8:07pm On Dec 26, 2024
TimeManager:
For goodness's sake, this guy should leave Nigeria out of his grouse with France. He cannot instigate hate between Nigeria and France.
He was even making heavy allegations against Abubakar, DG,NIA, what audacity!. He even claimed Ribadu is aware.
I completely disagree with this unconstitutional leader of Niger Republic. Nigerian Army have been dealing ruthlessly with all groups of terrorists in the last one year.
Those terrorists arrested in Niger Republic that gave him this information, have to be transferred to Nigeria and grilled by our DSS & DIA.
If his allegations are found to be false, President Tinubu must impose a very heavy sanction against Niger Republic.



He even accused Benin Republic as well. This was the same lie he said about Nigeria.


-Kiss the truth!
Instead of dismissing his claims, I believe our authorities should investigate them. The possibility of terrorist backers operating in Nigeria and the potential establishment of more training camps within the country should worry all of us and demands serious attention. We cannot ignore potential threats to national security, even if the evidence is currently inconclusive.
Politics › Re: Anambra Lawmaker, Justice Azuka Abducted By Gunmen In Onitsha by DJInfluence: 5:47am On Dec 26, 2024
Strictlygreen:
It's family matters. Our law enforcement agents should watch from afar.
May neither you nor your family ever go through this, only for people to show up online and casually dismiss it as "just a family matter."
Politics › Re: Anambra Police Confirm Abduction Of Onitsha Lawmaker, Justice Azuka by DJInfluence: 5:43am On Dec 26, 2024
Wait, seriously? Wasn’t he with his security team? Don’t they always have a small army trailing behind them? What happened—did they forget how to fight, or were their guns just for decoration?
Politics › Re: Military Strike: Governor Aliyu Addresses Sokoto Residents by DJInfluence: 5:40am On Dec 26, 2024
When the pilot only plays call of duty and thinks he's capable to fly a fighter jet.
Properties › Re: Thinking About 5k Something To Give My Landlord. by DJInfluence: 7:10pm On Dec 25, 2024
illicit:
Banger


🤭
grin grin
Politics › Re: Stampede: Stop Politicising Tragedies, Sunday Dare Tells Obi by DJInfluence: 7:21am On Dec 25, 2024
Nothing Obi or others have said is untrue—there’s a hunger crisis in the country. One thing I’ve observed with government spokespersons or media representatives in every administration is their tendency to insult those who speak out against societal issues, especially when such individuals are from opposition parties. Why do they believe that insulting critics equates to doing their jobs effectively?
Family › Re: I Warned My Wife Against Going For Food Distribution – Anambra Husband by DJInfluence: 2:50am On Dec 25, 2024
illicit:
Yoruba say

When hunger enter belle, instruction no dey follow...
give us the original Yoruba version. The proverb make sense.
Food › Re: Christmas Season: Current Prices Of Goats In Kaduna (video) by DJInfluence: 2:44am On Dec 25, 2024
Free2Fly:
Are you sure it's not more than 70,000?
70k is not too bad for a full goat with the level of inflation in the country now.
The one I bought 2 days before Xmas was 120k here in Lagos but it was very big. The seller refused to bulge. For 80k you could get a smaller one.
Crime › Re: US Gay Couple Sentenced To 100 Years Imprisonment For Raping Adopted Sons by DJInfluence: 2:33am On Dec 25, 2024
I hope they get raped everyday in prison.

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