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Adanna28:
Darkenrebel knows how much I love you Ibime, when I heard your song Exhibit, I fell instantly. Nice tone, delivery n punches plus the beat was too nice.

Not a homewrecker so happy married life xx

obainojazz:
you for spell my name well na you dey fear.....with your head like mgbomi sign board....gerrahere jare

JigsawKillah:
Jazz!!!

Ibime:
If Mikuz dont mind me posting, I found my last verse against him that got washed away by NL crash. . .


Kingsley: boy’s name meaning King’s wood




Achebe jealous of my reign/ He envying my fame/ but can't step up to my game/
cos Kingsley couldn't be King . . .if he dropped . . . .the last four letters of his name!!/

I'm not tryna create wahala. . .

. .but his crazy father/ should be slain and battered/ for treating Igbo culture with disdain and laughter/
cos everybody knows from Umueje to Asa. . .
"Igbo enwe Eze". . . Igbo have no King. . . yet he named the maga . . . Kingsley Ezeala!/

So if you know the whereabouts of the traitor wànker/ please alert our local Ohanaeze chapter!/
And we'll be there with razor blade and hammer/ to interrogate the Anumanu over this disgraceful matter!/

You claim Opara. . . (first son)

. .like you proud of the fella/ but I doubt that hes clever/ cos he ain't counting no cheddar/
cos "Ezeala" means 'KING OF THE LAND'. . but the clown should remember/
that men in his villa/ will never consider/ a destitute nigga. . .for the 'Council of Elders'!!!/

I got the right to be harsh and abusive/ cos Kingsley means "King's wood". . . but the part I'm confused with/
is your name literally means. . . . "King's Wood, King of the Land". . .so I've smartly concluded. . .that your father is stüpid!!!/

Check his sisters facebook. . .

. . . she don't seem so fresh/ her face alone will make any negro vex/
And I don't mean no mess/. . . but the bítch look like a cross. . . between Iyabo Obasanjo. . . and Taribo West!!!/


She'll never see no séx. . .

. .cos the crazy thing?/ You couldn't pay niggas to sleep with your baby kin/
so keep your cash in the ATM. . .cos you'll never see that 'ox laid'. . . till Wenger pull out Walcott . . .for 'Chamberlain' !/

Lately, I've been hitting the gym/ Why shouldn't a nigga be slim/ if it's my wish to be as skinny as him?/
The difference is. . .I got choice in the matter. . .but na poverty cause. . .the condition he's in!!!/

What I spit is classic/ This stinking bàstard/could never rival me in any frigging aspect/
He claiming 'bucketloads of money'. . .but I'm the one 'splashing' cash. . . while this broke joker. . .got no 'liquid' assets!!/

He claim he's overseas in Bermuda/ eating fettucini with tuna/ but he's really a loser/
Airmark already proved he's jobless. . .so there's no way this 'mod rich'. . . unless we speaking of 'Luka'!/

I shoot lethal bazookas. . .

. . he never held a semi/ bullets impale his belly/ when I expel the dezy/
And I got soldiers to help defend me/. . . so even if he run from Enyimba to Gombe. . . I'll have 'Warriors' after him. . .like he's 'El-Kanemi'!!/

Breaking news!/ This ugly nigga with gaping tooth/ never tasted no ladies boobs/
So he might claim he's smooth/. . . and blessed with long díck. . .but that doesn't measure up . . .to the nàked truth!!/

I'll gut the fàg with a sword/ The last pastor I gored/ dismantled the fraud/
He claimed his 'breastplate of righteousness' could mangle a sword/
and his 'shield of faith' could stop any attack at its source/
. . but things fell apart. . .when Prekky shot Achebe . . . with the 'arrow of God'!!/

The snitch rat on his crew/ informing JTF. . . what militants are planning to do/
. . and since we savage and cruel/. . .he'll get thrown from 'High tower'. . . for telling the 'Police Academy too'!/

cos we don't condone his odd behaviour/ so watch your head when we toss the faker/from the tallest 'scraper/
And when pedestrians on ground level. . . hear the 'loud drop'. . .they'll swear the nigga falling. . .is the 'Swansea trainer'!!/

He's a fücking pretender/ I'll tear his cruciate ligament when I rumble the fella/ and cut his patella/
. . .and have him screaming "Oh-leg!!" . .as I make him 'lose knee'. . . like the former gunners defender!/


He better keep it real/ before the secret spill/that he lack the bravery to compete with skill/
cos he a spineless nigga/ so you guys on twitter/should help him buy some liver. . .like OJB Jezreel!/

GIYAZZ:
Only fools spew words they cannot defend. And last time I checked, my mama raised no fool.

kr0ne:
Yeah, bro. How much one can get Q5/Q10 London used, at Computer Village?

kr0ne:
I don't know if you're the one using it or you're buying for someone. But you between Q5 and Q10 to pick - both are solid phones. I'd advise you buy a clean UK used, though. The so-called 'new' ones don't have all the features of a London used.
Cc: Dklef

richommie:
how much is the uk used for q10 ?

#YOLO

iammrjohnson:
nigerians can be dull sha..do you guys really think pmb was the one who wrote down all those promises in his manifesto? he contested on a party's platform, a party that had never won the presidential seat before 2015..such party would say anything,do anything to get in power

compare this to a horrny guy on bed with a nakked gal but the gal's refusing to have sexx with him..egbon,as a guy,u'll say anytin to convince the gal just to enter,especially when hormones don skyrocket 'baby, i love you more than my mother'

'baby,i'll never touch you again after this one'

'baby,just to put the tip inside'

'baby,when i get to shoe, i will buy you london'

guys can relate to this,we all know that after downloading the software into the hardware, the guy will forget most of what he said but the lady will remember every single promise made

apc is the guy, we are the lady..all we have to do is remind and nag until we get all promises fulfilled (or most,in reality)

DonUmeh:
In the area of accountability, I will give credit to PMB. Public servants are begining to realize that they are being watched. This is what past adminstration failed to achieve.
However PMB should get down to work and stop blaming past govt for our bad economy. He should start fixing the econimy, provide security, jobs for our team youths. This is exactly why the past govt was voted out of office and he came in.

mistyebby:
is it not glaring that the APC govt sabotaged electricity!

lyntiffany:
Tiffany is not a thief pls

HFOG:
But you were asleep at six

lyntiffany:
But evil is mostly what men speak and hear everyday.

JigsawKillah:
even tho wack, it's still better than Sinizia, Supermiy, Goshikid, Obesemf, Geoxpress, Rapacme, Dklef and a host of others.

repogirl:
Lool but seriously sha some people are real illeterates o ......why would they gas him and even threaten to shoot him because of a mechanical contraption? Abi dem tink sey na winch craft LMAO.....


Chei, dis story funny no be small thing

JigsawKillah:
Comin' from a G who can't rhyme, Nigga you ain't got the answer!!!

Talk that Talk! It's a dare! Then watch the K put more lumps in your chest than cancer!!!