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Nairaland General › Re: Read This When You’re Tired Of Everything by Dklef(m): 9:41pm On Oct 02, 2015

hmmm, nice and motivating. kuddos to the owner of this write up!

Politics › Re: Drop Your Best Wishes For Nigeria At 55 by Dklef(m): 10:06am On Oct 01, 2015

Electricity, education and job

Literature › Re: Nairaland Fiction School ( Teaching Thread) by Dklef(m): 10:05pm On Sep 29, 2015

Really looking forward to this

Rap Battles › Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Dklef(m): 10:40pm On Sep 28, 2015

YoungDaNaval i'm telling you

Rap Battles › Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Dklef(m): 9:02pm On Sep 28, 2015

big ups to Ely. He came through.

..but cooger edged this one

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Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Makes Chidinma Look Like A Dwarf In This Pic by Dklef(m): 5:55pm On Sep 27, 2015

distanced relationship

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 5:43pm On Sep 27, 2015

Ksslib:
[\b] your biitch head games is da bomb...she took all ma kids like boko-haram/.. [b] Danny myers vs Big K.

Danny myers is a beast.. He had so many quotables.. Nigga tight..

And Charron vs Pat stay was a waste of precious mb..

Killey!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 5:34pm On Sep 27, 2015

Ksslib:
Dklef,stop asking for spoilers here na. I have it on my phone and iam yet to watch it.

Your question almost ruined everything for me.If it hasn't already.

Kai. I'm feri soli man!

Btw, which do you have on your phone? Season1 or 2? ..I'm afraid of that kat girl o! Say she never spoil my darling bruce wayne so?

..Cc darkrebel

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 5:27pm On Sep 27, 2015

darkenedrebel:
episode 1 of season 2 got released on Thursday or so.. go check it out..

Penguin die ke? Penguin is now in charge of organised crimes in Gotham.. the only person we aren't sure is alive is Fish mooney

Omo! That penguin be a wierd creature sha. So he managed to excape sal maroni .. Mooney should still be under falcon's custody i guess. I'll go check it out o

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 5:11pm On Sep 27, 2015

Who else is folowing Gotham. Darkrebel whats the season two storyline like, Penguin died?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 5:08pm On Sep 27, 2015

darkenedrebel:
elymax is a stark illiterate with delusions of granduer. ..
he thinks the science course he is studying gives him a certificate of intelligence

I've never seen a human being as idotic as that oaf..

Pu hahahahaha

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 5:07pm On Sep 27, 2015

could this be a ghost, JyteRuthLess Show your real self bae!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 10:54pm On Sep 26, 2015

ELYMAXiimus:
which stup1d vocab stock? You don't stand a chance.
You know, it's very obvious that you force those words you use. I just smile when i see them.
You don't even know that we have parts of speech which should be used appropriately to structure sentences correctly.
Everytime i read your post. It's either you're using an adjective in place of a noun, or you're using an adverb as an adjective, and so on.
That just goes to show that you're forcing the grammar.
Everytime you go ahead to say something like, "you are a spastic"
is "spastic" a noun?

You can only fool yourself and the illiterates who think highly of you because of those grammatical blunders you post.

Don't take this hard though, i'm just schooling dark like evening lectures

Ok maybe this is free schooling like scholarships; the word 'Spastic' varies. And its also a 'slang' used to address stupid or clumsy people.
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..Also spastic is a noun which means thus; A person affected my spastic paralysis or spastic cerebra palsy. And its its plural form is 'spastics'
..
.End of lesson, (no jabs intended).

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Politics › Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Dklef(op): 12:11pm On Sep 25, 2015

agarawu23:
[s][/s] You are late comer, e don reign pass
Try something new

Politics › Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Dklef(op): 12:10pm On Sep 25, 2015

agarawu23:
[s][/s] You are late comer, e don reign pass
Try something new

Politics › A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Dklef(op): 11:59am On Sep 25, 2015

Now that our president and his vice have declared their assets. I wonder why people are scared of doing same and so to show them its not difficult to do so, therefore it is pertinent that l do same as a good citizen......I therefore declare my assets as follows:
1. DVD player---1
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..2. T-shirts--- 10
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..3. Boxers ------- 12
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..4. Plasma TV--1
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..5. Bathroom Slippers---3
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..6. Shoes---10
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Sandals --3
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..boots----- 2
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..7. Mattress(Mouka)---1,
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..girl frnd----1 (Gurgle)
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..children------2
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..8. Pure water----HALF bag
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..9. Textbook---plenty
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..10. Journals---5
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11. Bottle of groundnut Oil-- half
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12. Bottle of Palm Oil---ONE
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13. Nokia fone----2
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..galazy-----1 bad faulty
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blackberry---- 1 bad one.
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..14. Different kinds of food---NINE ( Gari--half rubber, 4pkt indomie, 1 rubber rice, half rubber beans, 3pieces of cut yam abt to spoil, Spices----- maggi, crayfish, Cameroun pepper, ginger n garlic, pepersoup spice Groundnutoil-----1 bottle
..

...Wife; (ladyf)
..15. Gowns---3
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...Menstration pad=2
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..toilet roll==1
..native cloth 3, asehbi----4, borrowed cloth----2, Tops---3,
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..16. Pots---5
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..17. Set of spoons---ONE,
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..18. Lamp----1
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..19. Kerosene Stove---1, electric cooker----1
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..20. Carpet----1
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..21. Transistor Radio---1,
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..22. Bank Details:
a. Eco---N1,42.65k,
b. first Bank---N20,000.30k,
c. All trust wey run Bank---N200,000+ interest wey Dem promise total to 240,000 naira.
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23. Laptop---8
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..24. Bible (King James)---4.

..Note:- This declaration is open to verification by CCB, CBN, APC n PDP.
Please if you want to continue to be my friend declare your assets now!!!. I just did!................Gooday people! Its ur boy dklef tha fire spiter!

Plz dnt saraki me

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 2:30am On Sep 21, 2015*

obainojazz:
Adanna.........make sure the stage is set/ coz my face don red/ ..someone gonn die today...and his name is klef/ .....fool!!...instead of improving ur bars that's lame as hell/ you bitchhing around....seeking for cheap fame instead.
I'll break your head....you dump nitwit/..you in deep shiit/ for mentioning this king/ coz a battle between us...is like a mighty elephant...against a tiny piglet/...fore you'll get crushed to tiny 'particles'.....in a 'matter' of minutes
The jazz is smart/ and his bars reeks class/but klef?..menn...the cat is daft../.....I'll dart his heart/ for mentiong me in his text that's wack/...then I'mma cut a straight line throught his tummy...like I'm drawing graphs and charts
Nigga...words on the street is your mum's a hoe/ heard she ffucked kunle, tobi, even Tom and Timo/..tom told me ur dirty mom sucked all of his toes/...well I'm going for my share... just want you to know..
Lemme ask you this
Are you wack at will?/ or is your dad to be blamed for your lack of skill/ coz he ffucked your mom when he was high on weed/...whatever the case maybe...stay clear of this man of wits/...The lyrical ninja assassin....Jazz...the black chinese

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Firstly, yes the stage is set and its clear what's gonna be your fate../

You the one on a faded jean so aint it certain, who gon die today?../..If we talk about whose bars that's lame../
Then its yours cos you've never improved your game.../...So in here, its like we Taribo Westing .. .. .. .. ..the way we always use Jazz to play..!!!/
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.Now secondly lets give this love-vendor an insight on the true word on the street.../....Obaino is the dead guy that we seek../....and tom told you he sucked all his toe? You even suck in english/ Now you going for your 'share'? Gats' ll split you in twos..!/
.. .. .. ..Dude's getting bruised,
cos I'm bringing in facts/
That'll get this young schoolar mad.../ Saying dklef be seeking fame
Meanwhile he rarely pen shit,
We'll all get tired on ffr searching for his verse../!
.. .. .. .. ..and he knows his text carrier be a 'failure'... .. .Same sh1t he 'pass' through in class..!!!/

so relax!

I always sh'it on you in this rap ishh../ They dont understand how I hold gats to brandish.../. . .. .. .. . .... .. .. ..Obainojazz getting confused about this.../ ... .. .. ..cos I'm raising the stakes,
so you get squashed, .. .. ... ..if you ever try to Get your head around it..!!! /

I'm leaving him in anguish...../plus he aint too good in vocabs../...You suck in english like that 'french guy'.. /..So my goons will either play judo games or blow gats../ and obiano had better come with his A-game .. .. .. ..else we draw a nine behind him .. ...without even involved in martial arts..!!/

cos Babe you suck, you wack!!/ oops '_'
I called you a babe? well you worst than that..!!!/
.. .. .. .. ..Jigsawkillah had you killed and fried,
but see I decapitated Jig and a sore is the reflection we get from your verse...!/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 2:08am On Sep 21, 2015*

Politics › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Senator Bukola Saraki by Dklef(m): 3:53pm On Sep 20, 2015

Politics › Re: The Death Of Olu Of Warri And The Ownership Of Warri by Dklef(m): 3:34pm On Sep 20, 2015

~~hmm~~

Politics › Re: I Am A 'card Carrying Member' Of APC - Saraki by Dklef(m): 3:31pm On Sep 20, 2015

ok

Politics › Re: Tinubu Kicks As Obasanjo Suggests Soludo To Buhari As Finance Minister by Dklef(m): 12:06pm On Sep 20, 2015

Soludo has served is turn, hasn't he? likewise sanusi. Question is aren't there new faces who can competently handle these jobs?

Politics › Re: Photo : Beware!!! See The Strange Thing Now Occuring In Lagos by Dklef(m): 11:53am On Sep 20, 2015

very outrageous. one happened at ikeja some time ago, where I witnessed a crippling who after severely beaten, confessed of how he hand-shakes bypassers and instantly gain possession of their man hood. These beggars for example, are not really worthy of our pity sometimes!

Celebrities › Re: Jackie Collins Has Died Of Breast Cancer! by Dklef(m): 11:20am On Sep 20, 2015

RIP jackie

Celebrities › Re: See Why Jesse Jagz Said His Ideal “WOMAN” Must Be “deaf & Dumb” by Dklef(m): 11:15am On Sep 20, 2015

He has a right to his say.. there he had it!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Dklef(m): 11:09am On Sep 20, 2015

happy sunday guys

Crime › Re: ASP Kills Senator Fidelis Okoro’s Son by Dklef(m): 11:04am On Sep 20, 2015

pinshure

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 9:02am On Sep 20, 2015

darkenedrebel:
this one elymaxiimus has not logged in. this brawl must happen on monday..
whoever knows where he is should drag him out now

LOL

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 6:57pm On Sep 19, 2015

Something is wrong, Something is wrong...
...He's going to regret of ever taking this shot.../
but really what's really wrong? . . . . .with the goblin, this very under-aged one..!/

All i do is win, but this mad fool,
always flub in battles/
He mealy escaped rebel, who frequently molests him../
You never took your last bout dude/...reason we gave you the win?
We tired of seeing you raped in a ring../!

I brought the Ks that rout../
so you get sprayed by gats../ and you'll get thoroughly stitched .. .. .. ..if ever tread my path..!/
....He's too young to become a thug,
n1gga better go home and suck his mum../
else I'll squash his head, or castrate him by melting his 'rod'../.. .. .. ..the fool will hide 'behind' Caucasians, when I apply an oxyacetylene on the 'black ass' . . . . . .now that's his white wedding..!!!/

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 6:29am On Sep 19, 2015*

obainojazz:
shut the ffuck up and gerrarahere

Straight outta hell, a lame came to get fired here.
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.Ever wondered why my name rhymes with fame?/
I draft bars and they're all insane../
and have we ever wondered why obianojazz rhymes with lame?../
He's a low class and his bars all thesame.!/
I bring cruel in pain, but he's the child in need../ . . . . . .Begging for a shot, I'll dress him up with it..!/
...I'm fvking hot in this,
Murdered Jigsaw, krone, john reaper and like commercialism I'm gunning for bis..!/ The fat fool be a ' miss '/ I'm instructive while 'I school'../!!
.. .. ..Obaino the sad goon, asking why we always chastise you? Its evident you've never been our mental brethren..!/ and this right here is shot on you bro. From a n1gga you should always revere../.. .. ..We're yet to see you flow, you've submerged the river../!
coming at me? Jazz aint got 'the liver'.../cos
that's thesame thing I bring forth whenever I'm droping the one liners!../
.. .. ..I'm scripting something you can bow and kowtow to,
when your momma submissively kneels and reach out for the head.!/
I'm 'stacking doughs' and sh1t aint even your 'agege breads'../
.. .. ..cos Dklef's living fine/ even the gals be wooing me with them winking sign../ >;
but you this swin?
be wondering why to you no gal is ever saying hi?
.. ..Obianojazz and lame remember?
....Is a flawless example of perfect rhymes...!!!/

...bi'tch!

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 3:35pm On Sep 18, 2015

Adanna28:
Kiss my phat yansh efulefu prick!

Phat fool.
Look, you're way beyond my level. And another sad truth is that you're way wacker than everyone on this forum! a voracious b1tch for that matter..
I'm even the one paying you attention self If not we the heavyweight of this forum dont give a drizzling drop about ya'all new rookies. I'm not your mate! so if you dont mind; simply do yourself a big favour of swerving!

nonsense! yeye dey smell

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