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PoliticsRe: Senate Reduces 2016 Budget By N17bn by Dklef(m): 8:29pm On Mar 23, 2016
Nigerians are watching
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Dklef(m): 8:17pm On Mar 23, 2016
I'm waiting cheesy
EducationRe: What I Saw When I Rechecked My JAMB Result by Dklef(m): 8:02pm On Mar 23, 2016
No time for nairanding, travel village ASAP!
NYSCRe: Wike Increases Rivers Corpers' Allowance by Dklef(m): 7:58pm On Mar 23, 2016
Bold step wike, bold step.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge [rules & Schedule] by Dklef(m): 7:42pm On Mar 23, 2016
Let the wooing start naa cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Mike Godson And An Actress In Unclad Photos by Dklef(m): 7:32pm On Mar 23, 2016
Madam, your bwest don fall na cheesy
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by Dklef(m): 7:09pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...can you solve this?...
3D
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by Dklef(m): 7:06pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...can you figure this one out...?
5 buck
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by Dklef(m): 7:03pm On Mar 21, 2016
darkenedrebel:
...your entire speech is garbage, as a matter of fact, the purpose of this gathering is ___________


....solve this using the pic below....
cheesy cheesy Pointless
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by Dklef(m): 1:11pm On Mar 21, 2016
Damm! This is art man.

Tim Pee are you a journalist?
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun : They Have Federal Might, But We Have The People - Wike (photos) by Dklef(m): 11:58am On Mar 21, 2016
edynasty:
So I recently realised that our traditional institutions lack the capacity to settle disputes as simple as political differences amongst its erring sons, or should I be more particular to assume that the traditional stooge in the south-south is nothing more than a mere appellation of 'he who pays the piper calls the tune'. See how deaf, dumb and blind they all have suddenly become.

Shout outs to all the youths who have found themselves a new form of religion under the guise of political umbrella and broom. My heart bleeds out to you because we are still failing to realise that we have a common rapist in these politicians or so-called messiahs in the new kingdom of utopia. Sadly, I dont see the veil pulled off our eyes anytime soon. *it hurts*.

Suddenly, the youths in my time do not see anything bad or despicable in the death of a fellow human. Why should we? afterall, we've all turned religionists to these revolving and rotating 'expired and greedy gladiators'. *it hurts*

One day we may all sadly wake up to find ourselves reaping pile of shame from the stupid sentiments we accord these failed men today, men whose lifelong occupation is and will always be to 'kill, murder, annihilate, maim and assassinate all in a bid to feed their bloody gluttonous bowels. Let's not forget that the one who kills and the one who sees and pretends not to will all be docked before the supreme judge to give account someday.

Shame on my fellow youths, the 'leaders-of-tomorrow-Nigeria' sorry I mean the 'killers-of-tomorrow-Nigeria'.
Really shameful.
PropertiesRe: Fire Outbreak At Niger Biscuits Apapa (Photos) by Dklef(m): 11:49am On Mar 21, 2016
Has the fire not been put off?
FoodRe: The Best Diet For Breastfeeding Mothers by Dklef(m):
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LiteratureRe: Bloodshot -a Short Romance Story by Dklef(m):
Godmother:
I've been down; a bit sick, but I'm getting better.
I'm sorry about that. And hey, its good to know you're getting better as well.
Hopefully you'll become your usuall self and more.
Good Morning milady!
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LiteratureRe: Bloodshot -a Short Romance Story by Dklef(m): 11:54pm On Mar 20, 2016
Wow, Thanks for the update Goodmother.


Apparently, its been long since you made an update, hope you're good ma'am?
RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Dklef(m): 11:06pm On Mar 20, 2016
Bro i recommend d1ck surgery yo...
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
I've made complete withdrawal.
LOL.
Been kidding bro.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 10:47pm On Mar 20, 2016
Ah nor want any other woman na.
Na by force? grin grin
.....
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 10:40pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
You're the lucky one, why take cover?
Take your spot in the middle and let the floodlight of his seduction fall on you.
grin He still get mouth to talk eh
cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 10:31pm On Mar 20, 2016
Good grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 10:22pm On Mar 20, 2016
lezz:
I think she already knows I'll win her over and she can't cope with my lifestyle here. Hehehehe

I will recommend someone for you, a clean virgin, unblemished in soul and püssy!
Lmao cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 10:16pm On Mar 20, 2016
postmann:
Look young lady, you'd better come up with a good reason for this kind of disappointing, ill-timed withdrawal!

We are talking about lezz here, the randiest of NL casa-de-novas.

Tchamon!!!
grin


Young man, on no account should you talk to a lady like that, ever again!

She deserves none of those tantruns you spilled up there and i do not want to warn you again! grin

And who the heck is Lezz for you to yarn dust? Is he bigger than one of the busboys i've got over here in my abode?

For fvck sake, be very careful or you'd force me to come all out on you!
Good day.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 8:45pm On Mar 20, 2016
Yeye cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m):
@ Lezz Quit these emotional outbursts and pick another lady.

Stop being a nuisance to misspicy. And must you even pull out of the game simply because we chose to witdraw? cheesy

cheesy Put yourselve together Mr. And stop harrasing the lady!


She and i decided to witdraw from the game because of reasons best known to us. And she already informed you about her witdrawal So i see no reason why you are continously pestering her like an Egban fly.

She doesnt love you Lezlie so take a hint and leave her for good!

This is gonna be my last warning to you on this very issue as further errs by you would force me into taking legal actions against you. Good day! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: See Toolz’s Blunt Reply To Lady She Caught Admiring Her Husband On Instagram by Dklef(m): 7:08pm On Mar 20, 2016
Hahaha. A no go area cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 6:42pm On Mar 20, 2016
EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]All for you baby kiss
If I lose you I go kill myself embarassed
[/color]
Shout out to poocie
She the real mvp cheesy
cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Dklef(m): 2:39pm On Mar 20, 2016
Yo nigga... You dont deserve a reply no more since hydrogen's done us the great favour....
Knowamean? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Bleeding “Jesus Christ” Spotted In Lagos (photo) by Dklef(m): 2:30pm On Mar 20, 2016
Tellemall:
How so?
How?
Wont this lead to the ridiculing of christ image?

Clue; "Check most of the comments on here"
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Please delete this post by Dklef(m): 2:25pm On Mar 20, 2016
misspicy:
Abeg choose another candidate cheesy
hehe. I'm pulling out as well
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Please delete this post by Dklef(m): 1:59pm On Mar 20, 2016
hmmm. You must be kidding hun.
I must woo you oh cheesy
Not to get you in my bed but just for the fun of spitin lezz sha. LOL.

Just kidding, but hope there'snt no problem sha? Misspicy.
Cc naijaboiy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2016 Selection Thread [male Edition] by Dklef(m): 1:55pm On Mar 20, 2016
misspicy:
Why oh why sadsad

I need you to get this message asap
uhmm, aiit. Austinedklef@gmail.com
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Main Steps To Salvation by Dklef(m): 1:52pm On Mar 20, 2016
Omo see low trafficgrin

CC suen. The mod that brought this to FP doesnt have business strategy at all cheesy

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