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Lngkm
Nice story, OP. I know it's fiction yet I could picture the whole scenerio and was laughing like a jackal. I like your writing style.

Peter Obi vs corrupt shaky shaky daddy?

Who will a sa#ne person chose before nko?

Someone said it's the world economy that is plummeting. Shebi Nigeria's economy was skyrocketing before Covid19 which caused the dwindling world economy in 2020? What was happening before 2020?

Forever looking for excuses.

Politicians are talking, oga 2 delegates is also talking. Mscheeeew

She has been bullied for 8 years and the man was clearly beating her while forcing her to brush her teeth. Witnesses say the woman has been physically and ment@lly tortured to the extent that she no longer talks. Like she is now literally mute, a clear sign of a ment@lly tortured human.

Yet, NAIRALAND MEN are short of celebrating the de#vil saying he is caring for his wife by forcing the toothbrush in the teeth of a grown woman while be@ting her. Have you ever mistakenly used your toothbrush to wound your gum while brushing before? Do you remember the pain?

Nigerian men! Tufiakwa!!!! The w!ckedness of many Nigerian men is deep within thier soul.

This would have been hilarious if it wasn't so sad. So he thought this his face could pass off as a young girl's face? Ole buruku. Hunger is in the land.

He is right. I salute his courage on the podium and how he gave Tinubu the middle finger The aspect he is annoying is he insisting God told him one thing one thing. That is an ekperima conman behavior. Stop lying on God.

Afrivogue123:
https://guardian.ng/news/terrorists-in-helicopter-kill-32-shell-houses-church-in-southern-kaduna/

A war is being raged by this Fulani men (aka Fulani from Chad trained in Niger according to Akerelodu) against a country of 200million people and our government is clueless. No SINGLE HUMAN will be caught or arrested. Not even one. The police do not care. Soldiers are overwhelmed. The celebrities are keeping quiet. The youths are focused on doing strongman by joining cult and k!lling themselves and "standing" on Tinubu and Atiku's scrotum. The usual unending cycle. Nigeria!!!


PS; Who counted the motor cycles sef?

I am sorry you are facing this challenges.
First of all, remove medicine abd surgery from your plans. Your mental health cannot withstand the rigorous stress that comes with it. Complete your botany instead and at least have a graduate certificate. You never can tell when it will be useful.

nedekid:
19 people were killed on Lagos ibadan Expressway by Fulani 2 Mondays ago. The women had their legs broken while resisting rape. One of our staff wife was amongst the dead.
Supprisenly, nothing was said about the massacre on any media.

Wow! This country is totally fkuked up! You see our media? They are culpable as well. You can't tell me nothing! 18people were shot in the US and the whole world stood still. CNN aired it 24/7 and debates raged left and right. Tufiakwa!

How come this ones don't go viral? 80HUMANS! Is a life in the South more valuable than a life in the North? What is the psychology behind this?

When you were sucking her breast and she was cooking your food, ensuring you don't d!e from hunger, she wasn't a w!tch who wants to k!ll you.

When she was bathing and getting you dressed for school and running kitikiti to force you to take your drugs and giving you care when your as#s fell sick, she wasn't a w!tch then

All this years, she did all this so you will survive to be a grown man and all it took is just ONE DAY for one HUSTLING, FAKE PASTOR (who doesn't truly give a fkuk about you) to tell you thr@sh and all of a sudden you think you are a wise and smart man who should k!ll his mother and her sister.

This is what I am saying. So many young ev!l morafcukas roaming the streets this days. What is really happening? Parents should sit up!

Poster go and work hard and stop looking for who to blame for your fa!lure.

Ohraykon:
why do you females reason with negative emotions?

Are you sure you are intelligent enough to tackle me? Cos you sorta strike me as a dulla#rd. It's not an insult o, I am just saying. So, are you ready?

Yet people were busy swearing to the god of iron. The fascination for iron back then was as a result of the "magic" and "awe" your forefathers had in how metals were formed.

They are k!lling you and will keep k!lling while Nigerians in 2022 go consulting the god of iron instead of protesting for and insisting on practical solutions from your leaders. Smh

I just made a comment on another thread about how parents should make very deliberate and conscious efforts in raising the boychild because the CONSEQUENCES of a badly raised boychild has far more extreme and devasting effects than a badly raised girlchild.

The poorly raised boychild will sell all your properties, steal your belongings, bring police case to your door step, join cultism, be@t you to stupor and even k!ll you if care is not taken. Yet, Nigerian parents still think all the focus of having good morals and good character should be on the girlchild so that she can go to her husband's house while they leave the boy to run wild with a terrible and w!cked character.

How can a child k!ll two people just because he wanted to have sex? How? There is hardly a day that goes by that a Nigerian male isn't k!lling a Nigerian female. What are parents doing wrong in the way they are raising thier male children? This are vital questions cos the rate of fr@ud and k!llings by young boys is getting very rampant.

The problem with not raising up a boychild properly is that they will show you pepper physically when they come of age. They will sell your house and steal your properties, beat and even K!LL you.

That's why raising a boy child requires serious effort. I can't say you did poorly just because you are a single mother afterall those armed robbers and r!tualist usually have fathers and I have seen boys who choose not to follow "w!cked trends" cos they pity thier SINGLE MOTHERS who suffered to raise them.

In any case, what your boys need is TALK, TALK, TALK. They are too old to be beaten by the way. How can you raise your hands on a 17year old boy? All the be@ting you have been doing obviously didn't work. Infact, from the age of 12, you shouldn't be flogging them. You should be doing more of talking and advicing on a daily basis. Use every story you come across to advice and teach.

Don't take them to the village. Pretend to have HBP and pretend to be bed ridden for two weeks. Don't bring a dime so they understand real hunger. Send them once in a while to go get food on credit from the shops on the street. Let them also understand shame. Insist that they caused you to be that way and be crying all the time. Work on thier conscience but not in a quarrelsome way. Sting thier heart and let them know they need you and should change if they don't want to lose you.
Let's see if they will change.

FEAR MEN!

The poor child isn't only going to grow without his mother, he will also be damaged for life after watching his father slaughter his mother like ram.

Nigerian Women are an endangered species. The men they once thought loved them k!lling them like chicken. Almost every other day an evil man is killing his wife, girlfriend or lover.

Maybe this one also prayed to be taken to her husband's house too. Is it not far better to be single than dead? Tufiakwa!

Single women, shine your eyes o. Be single in peace jeje than sliding into the hands of a d£mon.

Great initiative but do the Nigerian youths have sense? That's the question.
Do they care? They would rather k!ll themselves over this old men who CONSTANTLY MORTGAGE thier future cos of ordinary peanuts.
Even the ones who don't even see peanuts still come on social media to become keypad warriors for this old thieves.

Nigerian youths suffer from severe Stockholm Syndrome. Just a few have sense. Just a few!

Mscheeeew! Why haven't they summoned it for our wicked leaders all this time? Nigerians always deceiving themselves. Make all of una getat!

All of a sudden, Buhari looks so able bodied and agile to me!!! Unbelievable! That's what happens when you are fielded with a far worse version than the previous!!!


Nigerians! Who dey do una this strong thing?! Tinubu is what you people could come up with!!! Kai! The south was given opportunity and a fragile old corrupt man whose wife helps to walk down the stairs is who you are rejoicing is representing you. Nigerians DESERVE what is coming to them.

You are asking such a question when it involved 0.00000000000000000000000001 percent fraction of Nigerians voting and all of whom are politicians who are mostly after thier PERSONAL stomach infrastructure?

Reach ke, Lionel Richie ni!

Make una rest! If a real debate was held and people were to vote based entirely on thier own CONVICTIONS and not on DOLLAR RAIN, Tinubu and his shaky shaky frame would have come out Last position cos even a 10year old child can see he is too old, unhealthy and doesn't look or act the least bit presidential.


Leave Osibanjo alone and concentrate on facing the consequences of your decisions. Osibanjo is already a multi-millionaire if not a billionaire and he will never smell poverty till he dies. You on the other hand needs to start thinking of your life and how you will get your next meal. Una Mumu no go ever do!

Nigerian politicians ehn!

Tufiakwa!

satandeterrible:
Stupid simp

Awwww! It's your life that sad? Frustration? Ehya? Just focus on staying alive cos you obviously are gonna remain loveless forever and sui#c!de is not the answer.

The way gay men on this forum h8te it when REAL men admire the beauty of a woman ehn?! Hahahaha! Your mancrush will still not look at you. If you like cry over the way men NATURALLY admire women it still will not make your fellow men love you.

Even in the animal kingdom, the male animals are mostly the ones who go after the female cos nature has made it so.
Your little nairaland tears will not change it. It's IMPOSSIBLE! It will be that way till eternity. Deal with it!

All of a sudden, Buhari looks so charismatic and agile to me!!! Choi! That's what happens when you are fielded with a worse version than the previous!!!


Nigerians! Who dey do una this strong thing?! Atiku and Tinubu is what you people could come up with!!! Kai!

Before you come here to be jumping like a frog, think of YOUR LIFE. I will only understand if you have a stake in supporting Tinubu like being a member of the APC.

If not, you need your head examined. You should be reflecting on the choice of candidates being fielded to rule over you for the next 8 solid years. Add that to your age and you will realize that time is going and your children's future is at stake. From Atiku and now, Tinubu. The old man can barely climb down the stairs for goodness sake. His speech is slurry and his health is obviously not fit but he wants to be president by fire by force cos thats this PERSONAL AMBITION. Yet you are here being excited over Yoruba and Igbo squabble. I pity for una.

I must say I respected the way he carried himself. His speech was impressive.

What is wrong with Nigerians? Where you bribed? How can you want this old aged fossil that can barely hold his paper with steady hands to carry the weight of the entire country on his shoulders.

You people did it with Buhari but even he was more agile. Now you are doing same with Tinubu. Suffer no dey tire una?

They would have robbed him off his rightful win if not for the public outcry.
This country ehn.
Congratulations to him.