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Expected hero , turned villain ..#Kepa .
Tale_of_expectation .

Expected hero , turned villain ..

I’ll be happy to see Ronaldo on holiday . He is a bad influence to Man U team . His presence creates a particular pattern of play , which isn’t suitable for fast pace Man U team .
He walks on the pitch and is 0.6seconds late to react any ball . If it’s not 1 touch , he misses it .
He can’t run alone with ball for like 5-10 meters.
The better he starts playing for like 20-25 minutes towards the end of the game the better .
His contribution to the game is minimal . He needs everybody to clear off him before he plays , when marked he’s -1 .

Though I’m for South Eastern Presidency but won’t hesitate to vote either Osibanjo, Amaechi , Obi, Rochas , Y. Bello, Fashola , Tambuwal or even Aisha Buhari.
As long as Atiku and Tinubu doesn’t smell that seat , I’m ok.
Anybody older than Nigeria independence 1960 should go and rest . Civil servants retire around 60-65 years . Aso Rock isn’t old people retirement home .
These latter 2 should keep on wearing sneakers and joggers with basketball top and recycling birth years , they are deceiving themselves not me .
Their desperation is too much . The last person that was desperate, we are still suffering it .

A miracle that can’t be confirmed by an outsider who acts as a devil advocate , isn’t a miracle .
There’s no miracle but magic and staged comedies to deceive the gullible .
The only miracles I know are the ones that happen in laboratory through a process been documented.

I miss her ...
On a serious note I’m happy . I saw my elder blood there . Comrade Obinna aka Politikal on blue .
So he has reached this level in Nigerian politics.
I’m waiting for him at home . May his political career soar higher .

What’s requirements to send to receive money though Western Union ?

When you want to kill a dog , simply call it a bad name !!!
Since South East are hated , continue accusing them with all manner of ill .
If it’s not ESN its IPOB or UGM .
I know this Ukraine-Russia conflict is also caused by ndi Igbo ?
Igbo , endangered specie before Nigeria military.
Chukwudiebube !!!

I know this thread is created for clout chasing by one nairaland obsessed self acclaimed female activist. It’s not real .
If it’s real , I trust our nairaland bitter and clout obsessed feminist to applaud the lady for shooting her shot .
If it’s the other way round , it would’ve been sexual molestation and harassment.
And I know by now, you would have been suspended and fined or even sacked .
That reminds of the doctor who got fined $3000 with 3 months suspension in Canada for blowing kiss to a lady .

Sorry to serial this trend ... ? What’s this ? Is religious affiliations a requirement to comment on Religion Section ?
Funny I wanted to comment on Education via Adam the Minister statement on hijab been part of Nigerian Constitution, thereby insinuating unconditional wearing in any school in Nigeria ( wether , Christian , Public , Private school ) .

Sorry to serial this trend ... ? What’s this ? Is religious affiliations a requirement to comment on Religion Section ?
Funny I wanted to comment on Education via Adam the Minister statement on hijab been part of Nigerian Constitution, thereby insinuating unconditional wearing in any school in Nigeria ( wether , Christian , Public , Private school ) .

Clean and Green Initiative !!! Imo Rural Road Maintenance Agency .
The cleanest city in Nigeria, Owerri under your watch .
Just an unfortunate incident with priest .
Till now Imo has been in tatters since you left .

Police guarding Tout ...

[quote author= post=110502146]It is very hard to get good quality education for Yankee,
But very very easy to get guns!

Hmmmmmmm, this is deep!



Great minds think alike!

More pictures for Nairalanders to Interprete......

Happy interpretation in addy.......


We Rise![/quote]Can U Be Set At 5 ‘o’clock

czarr:
Say whatever you want I have passed my message, women are not direct with their advances because society frowns at a sexually expressive woman...don't be too proud to learn, just in case of next time so them no go see you as jjc

Thank you Sir. Honesty not society works for me , besides I don’t even think it’s an honorable award for me to be known as Mr Womaniser aka Women decoder .
My father taught me to be honesty .
It gives me peace of mind .

czarr:
Oga na you no code wetin the babe dey tell you, girls no go dey direct like men she no go tell you say she wan come nack, what she did by telling you she wants to come read in your house is same thing as her saying she wants to fvck its called plausible deniability

look it up....for your mind you be straight to the point man but she done see say you no get experience and you don't know how women communicate....

Ok Sir . You win.
It’s people like that aren’t straightforward that are men problem.
Same way , you go straight to ashawo , she needs money , you need Bleep . Business straight.
And your type are the ones that will invite a girl and start pleading to fvck , if they girl doesn’t agree , you start promising her heaven and earth .
Continue Mr Traffic warden aka Signal indicator or sign reader .
Someday you will misinterpret a signal and either it results to slap on you or you molest the girl .

No matter the outcome of the match , shame no dey catch Man U defence and Maguire ?
The only English team to concede in this first leg R16 ?
Since yesterday I wrote it .

prinsam30:
for ur info the game will be played in madrid

Wande Metropolitano . and it will be settled at Old Trafford .

Trophyless Player , Captaining a trophy laden club

Glory days are Old . Best player is old . Coach is Old . Trophies are Old . This contest will be settled at Old Trafford .
A trophy laden club captained by a trophyless player .
We wait for another Dave_Save .
It will be a contest of Sancho vs Felix .
Hopefully the gods favorite , CR7 settles it . United to Griezman Atletico.

Sometimes I wonder the relationship between man and woman who aren’t related by blood or dating but choose to deceive themselves in the form of “ my friend , bestie “ etc .
There should be boundaries . It’s people like you that make busy guys look less caring .
Her fiancé is busy in the military checkpoints , you are busy turning your room to studio , next we will start hearing soundtrack . Continue .
If your partner isn’t your bestie , only you know what you are doing in the relationship.
Any girl I’m with together , that’s not my blood or for business is either we are dating or fvcking. Any other thing is deceiving yourself .
A female course mate once told me , she wants to come my house and read, I just laughed and told , no . She asked why I told her , doesn’t she have a boyfriend , she started blabbing, I told her I don’t stay with girls in my room , since we aren’t dating we should be fvcking . If she wants to read with me , let’s go to open place like eatery , library, garden or class . She was angry ( later she decoded and came around to offer the cochie ) though her own was to chop and clean mouth .
So as a guy be vocal and straightforward . You aren’t a traffic warden to be reading signals .

I don’t think she did anything wrong . We are assuming you didn’t fall in her category of “ worthy “ men , she expects to mingle or date ?
That’s not bad , we all have standards and expectations even if we don’t deserve it or blinded by greed or show off. Every player ( eg Maguire ) wants to play for the big clubs even when it’s obvious they don’t have the skill set for the big clubs.
As a guy when a girl ask you what you do for a living ... just smile and ask her this few questions...
1) Are you a Nigerian, If she answers Yes then ask
2) Do you have brothers ? How old are they ? Education level or Skill level ? And what do they work ? From there you will decode his family status
3) Ask about her parents and father in particular and his work .
Make sure all this questions aren’t looking like Q and A session, use wisdom and make it cool convo , so that it won’t irritate her .
Now you’ve known the levels of the males in her family ... simply bring yourself to a lower ( even if you are higher ) level . Her reaction afterwards will determine her real self ( either for chop and keep or chop and discard ) .
No matter what , except it’s for chop and discard , don’t tell a lady your worth or level . Let her be the one to find out especially for a lady you want to spend your life with .
What do I know ? I no even get girlfriend

[quote author= post=110460166]Wetin be dem name?
Be bold and name names biko,
Dey can't do u nada....[/quote]I never eat . Before I go receive online slap .
Check boss , I wrote you to show me love . If possible , I’ll be grateful .

See the way English clubs that have played their UCL matches , made their fans happy ( winning with clean sheet ) .
I trust one club to spoil it tomorrow and make their fans object of mockery

Since this doesn’t involve from Owerri - Okigwe , I’ve removed my hand .
All I care now is how I can secure the least 3k and buy drugs and food . Man has been sick for a week and living on Gods grace and paracetamol and garri . To go lab is war, no money.
This world truly isn’t balanced . 7 years living the dreams of 97.5% of 17-40 years old in Nigeria. I’m here looking for urgent 3k to feed .
God when please run this for me , if I’m the one I would have run it for You .

Where’s our sanity ?
Can anyone here bring the scorecard of this administration in respect to 2015 election promises ?
Do we have dignity left in us or our biased and tribalistic adulterated minds won’t allow us to ?
What has BAT not achieved in Nigerian politics ? He’s health, age and power desperation is a no for me . The last person that did it , we are still suffering it . And hope the media know prize of a barrel of oil is close to $100 now ? Not when it’s at $37 , they will use it as achievement.
Are we cursed ?
I won’t have problem voting either Osibanjo, Obi , Fashola , Amaechi , Adesina , Rochas , NOI.
All these photoshopped images , dressing in jumpers with sneakers are for what ?
What’s the meaning of “ going dirty “ ?
Do Nigerian owe him ? Instead he’s the one ( with Atiku ) that owe Nigeria apology ( via Buhari and APC ) and explaining his Bullion vans .
He who the gods wants to kill , they first make him deaf .
Anybody older than Nigeria independence ( 1960 ) should go and rest . They should keep on forging their age .
If you are below 50 years and you are rooting for BAT or Atiku , I won’t curse but I pray Buhari call you on the phone , and hopefully you answer .

A picture of Abba “ Tailor , Pharmacist “ Kyari in cuff or in cell or I don’t believe it ...

...it’s a lie , there’s nothing like subsidy, it’s a means to siphon money .... APC 2014-15 Presidential campaign.
On a serious note , what’s IMF ? How have their borrowing helped the economy ?
Why are they bent on impoverishing the masses and devalue the Naira ?

Faithful partner is for people that plan to marry or are married .
#5m anytime any day .
#Team_cum_go.