₦airaland Forum

What about love letter ?
My mumsy saw my love letter back in primary school . I was coming back from play when my playmate and nephew who didn’t come to play , told me that my mum showed my dad a letter I wrote . I was in primary 4 then . Immediately I turned back and headed to my maternal side . I didn’t go my paternal house because of that till I’m done with primary school . I had to live with my maternal grandma .. May her soul Rest In Peace .

Another was during my JSS1 , I gave my guy the love letter to hide for me , his Aunty saw it and threatened to report me to my mother .

Luckily it happened in my maternal side . So she didn’t see my mum to tell her. She came and saw my grandma and turned back .

Please where’s my warlord widow ... Amb . Bianca Ojukwu.
We need her slap now more than ever . We need her to slap Putin , let’s see if his brain will reset ... lol .

This one nah advert sef ... scammers

Uzo nwa si luo uwa, ya biri !!!
Anyhow a child is conceived , let the child live .

MERCHANDISER:
Mechionu onye nzuzu

When you see evil condemn regardless of the tribe that perpetrated it.
Don't say since others are misbehaving that it's okay for your sister to misbehave.

Good morning boss.
Did you wake up on the wrong side of bed ? I’m not your misfortune Sir .
Something I wrote that should be laughed at , only for you to turn it like Ukraine vs Russia war...lol .
You still insulted me join ... It’s well make I get money first .
And to the things I wrote , tell me what I wrote that is wrong ? How many times have Ebele slapping news appeared on FP ?
Are you among nairaland moderators ?
I should condemn which evil ? Slap resetting wig ..lol ?
Did you read where I wrote “ show of shame “ ?
Don’t mind me ... I’m cruising on my garri and water , no sugar ... maybe my brain is dead .

Nairaland, can’t disappoint. I know this show of shame , will be the biggest achievement of some tribalistic moderators . They will push this news more than 10x to front page . Igbo news is blood tonic and Nigerian breakthrough to them.

Onye amara ola, ya puo na uzo , ka ama onye ozo.

If they slap you , commot for road , make dem snap another person .

Bestie is a term used to suit fvck and clean mouth relationships .

That’s why I don’t do bestie . Either we are for fun and friendship or business .
Bestie wey dey shift pant on a regular , nah cruise .
Even if you date another guy , you go dey still collect fvck from him steady ... maybe that’s your fear ....

My grandma told me , sexually active male and female ( that’s not blood or business ) don’t play together .

But you guys have coned bestie to suit your sin. You dey catch cruise , you go collect .

I’m Dmacqh.

This is a big low . Does she know the sacrifices her husband did before he became governor ? Women are intolerant of each other especially when it come to power .
Either they suppress or oppress or antagonize each other .

ddooskie:
Then you don't know this prof. He's a sound academic with good leadership qualities, a good family man and an overall gentleman.

I don’t really know him though I don’t doubt his academic prowess and astute character.
I was privileged to see how Senate and Council vote or select VC at a University. I was also privileged to have photocopied some CV of aspiring VC in a university .
The politics isn’t here . You must get ready to fight , maybe dirty .

Congratulations to Prof. Bamire . Your Aso Rock and APC connect is very sound.
Congratulations to OAU , one for the very best institution in the country .

Legend .., please pass me 1/4 of your brain

How much the guy worth for him to wear a chain of #12m .
If it’s me , I’ll thank OBO , and the closet gold vendor shop , will welcome me .
Make this one no go see Obama this year .

It won’t be bad if Villareal win UCL . Though it’s a big task , but that’s the only team containing a Nigerian ( Igbo ) in it . Chukwueze , my prayers are with you , nwanne m .
I’ll be rooting for you .

Crime doesn’t pay ... maybe she’s the scapegoat. I know the line of fraud is too long .
I really need a brain upgrade . Even in prison , Hushpuppi still committed fraud of $400k .
My brain is neither here or there . Think out good inventions , no ... think out bad inventions ... no .

This is a thread you can’t find those clown chasers and tribal bigots .
Thread for the brainy not for selfie addicts .

It’s a power game .
The lender does not need to know why you can’t service your debt . All he cares is for you to pay your debt at the right time .
It’s left for you to source it and repay your debt as at when due .
In this case , Russia wants to play smart . The lenders has no business with the sanctions or US . They need their money from the borrower ( Russia ) .
Whatsoever way , Russia get fund to pay them isn’t their concern .

Asking US and the West to unfreeze their external reserve of $300b so they can honor the bond of $177m they have drawn from it , knowing their external reserve is banned from their use isn’t smart but stupidity.

Bank freezes your account on the order of EFCC , now you gave out a Cheque to your creditor with same account , telling him or her to meet EFCC so they can allow him/her access the fund in your account .. wtf .

And to those shouting US have debt more than Russia ..lol .
As I am , I owe my caretaker #20,000 , but GTB are owing Innoson about $2.2b , doesn’t it mean I’m richer than GTCo or GTB ?

ORLAHOLUWA:
May God have mercy upon us

Hurray Nairalander it's my birthday I clocked 30 today please kindly wish me and advice me

HBD more wise , wealthy and healthy years ahead

lusid:
where do you stay

Owerri , Sir .

In summary
for the #108k/month
Free lunch
Transport = #0
In 30days, that’s 20days work , 10 days rest .
Grand total #108k.

For #50k/month
Free lunch .
30days , 20 working days , 10 days rest
Transport = 2k x 20 = 40k.
Grand total = 90k .

Work difference = #(108-90)k = #18k

18k difference is huge . There’s a possibility 18k can even take care of your transport monthly depending on your location .
The only advantage the #90k job has is that it’s available now and the #180k job is under consideration.
To me if both are available, I’ll go for #108k/month job . There’s a chance I may take home 90k/monthly from it , if 18k can take care of the transport .
Also even if 18k isn’t enough, you can comfortably add extra 20k making it #38k for transport and still go home with #70k/monthly .

onuman:
If president Buhari and VP Osinbajo contest the same offices in 2023, they may win.
Ethno-religious bigotry guards lots of Nigeria's voters.

You are right boss .
Same way some people here are bent on voting Tinubu or Atiku and I’m asking what did these 2 forget in Politics ?
Tinubu is the Leader of the ruling party. His sons ( Fashola , Rauf , Osinbajo , Adesina, etc ) are in power and occupying strategic positions. So what stop him from giving them the golden experience and first class economy template he has (or claim to have ) to solve the economic problems facing Nigerians ? He can’t even speak out , so how is gonna be different ?
For Atiku , he is still among the PDP statesmen that decamped to APC and booted Jonathan out , so to me he’s a traitor.
Anybody who has a hand either through vote or whatsoever that brought this Hardship and evil party called APC into power should bury his head in shame .
I wish someone can bring out Buhari speech at Chatham house , around February 2015 .

Buhari will handle Security
Osinbajo will handle economy..
That’s how 2 old , tribalistic , daft and sick men coned and intimidated Nigerians to vote them in power , with the evil South West god .
Their biggest achievement in 7+ years is blaming Jonathan.
All they care was to be in power , what to do with power they don’t know .
Even if things are hard , when the righteous are in power , you will see yourself smoothly navigating slowly albeit smoothly. Not this devilish regime . Each day , one untold hardship is sure to befall on the average Nigerian .
Mr infrastructure, how have the infrastructure affected positively, financially to the welfare of an average Nigerian ? They used it to put us in debt that our unborn generations may struggle to pay . They used it to siphon money .
The promised us Change and Next level , and they are true to their words . They protested against subsidy under Jonathan , and now want us to believe there’s Subsidy ? They promised Fuel will be sold at #45 now they are selling adulterated fuel at #250 .
They have successfully changed our level from abundance to hardship .
Go and protest , you think this 2012 ? They will use the military to send you to your early grave.
ASUU are on strike and the President instead of attending to their demand, left them and gave $1m assistance to his adopted country .
God bless us .

What’s Mctominay doing in midfield ?

Igbo kwenu. Igbo Amaka . When it comes to competence , 1 vs 1 , brain work , talent , skill we are set apart .
We don’t need quota system , or tribalism to achieve it .
Every field , that’s has to do with individual effort not connection there’s Igbo there .
Let @op term them Nigerians . Same , one @op term Nigerians who refused to come back from Ukraine , South Easterners .

When you decamped and worked for the north and Buhari in 2015 , you didn’t know ?
Anybody older than Nigeria independence 1969 should go and rest .
NB : Atiku may still be President of Nigeria if the North perpetrate the evil they are planing to use in the court case that will come up later this year around June between Atiku PDP and Buhari APC concerning the 2019 elections . I’m suspecting they will use it and foist him another Northerner on Nigerian . I’m waiting for the court case .

Flamees:
What's the difference between unknown gunmen and armed Robbers?

Armed robbers rob with arms , they may not even kill during their operation . UGM as reported with their operation aren’t robbers. They are unknown militia group with specific operation purpose .
Be sincere , whats comes to your mind when you hear of UGM ?
How long have you heard UGM ? Which particular people are they mostly used it for , when it comes to their news ?
Will the op loose views if he caption it
“ Armed Robber caught by Vigilante, set ablaze in Awaka “ ?

Slynation:
Hmmm... Point of correction, They are not unknown Gunmen but Armed Robbers that has been terrorizing Ifite axis.

The vigilante group arrested and was holding one of their member and the remaining decided to come rescue him today, During the gun duel between the Vigilante group and the robbers, One of the robbers shot and killed one of the Vigilante member. They were actually 6 in number, 3 escaped, the vigilante group killed 1 and handed 1 of the robbers to the police but refused and berbequed this particular one because bullets couldn't penetrate him and he was the one that shot and killed their member...!! Good riddance if you ask me

Modified...!!

Thanks boss for the info . I do imagine if it’s lazy journalism or hatred for a particular people?
Imagine the headline.. I guess it’s to generate traffic and some masturbating creams for tribal bigots .
Food is ready . Let the Igbo hatred begin .
Since Nigeria has been maltreating the Igbos how have she been ?
The hatred on Ndi-Igbo will be the downfall of Nigeria.

They Promised CHANGE ... our problem was we didn’t asked for direction .
They came up with NEXT LEVEL. We didn’t even asked them the level.. wether it’s cutting or filling .
Buhari will handle security.
Osibanjo will handle economy. It’s well.
And there chief promoter wants to replace them , yet some gullible people are so tribalistic and wicked that they are canvassing votes for him .
So he had the template of moving Nigeria forward , he hid it from his party and sons ?
What stopped BAT from giving the first class economy template he claimed to have to Osibanjo , Fashola , Rauf , APC etc ?
He wants all glory to himself or they aren’t good enough to achieve it ?
In sane climes , BAT and APC should be apologizing to Nigerians. By now , they should’ve hidden their faces .
$1=#1
Fuel = #45
Monthly #5000 to youths ?
Super cop
Aso Rock rat
Snake and #36m etc
-ve GDP .
High Debt.
Inflation 150%
What they are interested are Ruga, Toll gate on uncompleted bridge .
God help us , the intelligent ones .

Police and bribe are like bread and akara .
There’s dirty games been played it .
I laughed the day I noticed I was blocked for spam .
They want me to create alternative moniker(s) right ?
Don’t be surprised if the number registered people here maybe 1m but accounts here are more 4m . A ratio of 1:4 accounts per person .
Quick to bring down Igbos and South East . Quick to force Muslim Yoruba news on us . Quick to play tribal cards .
You can’t oppress Ndi- Igbo and be alright eg Nigeria .

I don’t know what I have done to money !!!
Money please locate me or show me your location .
Let me get money first ... vanity nah for poor people .

Some people actions makes me wonder .. are we really ready to enjoy freedom ?
Her line of defense may be “ it’s my body “ it’s a free world “ “ does it harm you “ ?
Apart from dancing , I’m yet to wonder the beauty or relevance of leg chain .
Does it bring confidence or add to beauty ?
All I know as long as Nigeria culture is concerned is that it attracts men and women of easy virtue to the wearer .
Morality and decency should be upheld .

Hope he plays like Obasanjo did ? Baba scored 2, he hould eclipse him and score 3

ThickSharon123:
... Speak of yourself. Me and you who's broke. Are you not still that depressed man again, so you still have energy to insult. If you were reasonable I would have helped you with 100 dollars to settle your business, but your mindset is like rotten fish which makes people flee away. And you still brought this your silly character in this new year.
PS: you're not my type. #Swerve

Please , I won’t mind if you help me with even $20. Please do it for the culture . I’ll be grateful. I’m a grateful student !!!

JONNYSPUTE:
....Your friend is very lazy and entitled. If he doesn't want the job he should get out and allow someone else take his position.

I'm a boss and right now I have a project in the east that the state government gave me 3 weeks to complete.I and my worker have been working tirelessly day and night without any sleep so we can complete the road project and I ve not died. Lazy fool. Let him go and establish his own company and become a boss too.

Good day boss . Kindly employ me . I’m on Industrial Training . I’m 400l student , Civil Engineering , IMSU . I’ve been looking for IT attachment to no avail . I stay in Owerri but I’m ready to relocate to any state .
Coupled with this ASSUU strike , our IT duration may extend.
I can chat you privately if you want Sir .