₦airaland Forum

Helinuss:
Honestly u need to see a psychiatrist

Can u tell me why?

carnal:
As in sombody wife o.
Stanley do sha, e knavk somtin for her bodi but madam Vanessa sef,too do. Married woman wet scatter camp upon how her husband de shower her with love.

See her exact post here 👇🏾 👇🏾👇🏾

MadamVanessa:




Nysc, though this falls into short term relationship, after one year everybody go their separate ways Some go back to continue their relationship that they paused in the cause of national service. I'm ashamed to say this, but Me and Stanley knack Weting no good that year sha.

Akwuna-ma-t0t0, it means don't worry for d rest of NYSC

bnbash:
Why joke with our leadership?

Which leadership?
Fulfude sule of sokoto ?

Ash wednesday should be a public holiday in d north.

pocohantas:
Bloggers would milk this story like they did with the Equitorial Guinea sexcapades.

1 hour ago she had no regrets.
Now she is dead.

By evening we would read her husband has remarried.

When will u let urself be baltazared?

RISQUE:
Just a reminder because I know guys like you don't think.

we always think, especially about Igbin
by the way, prepare to buy truck loads of gala and malta Guinness for 2027 election.

yemiike:
its because of people like u nairaland put swearing before you comment on religious post

will d swearing stop my comment?
I heard camel urine is sacred and has healing powers

RISQUE:
Did you know one funny thing? Whether or not Peter Obi emerges the president of Nigeria, your condition will not change neither will the condition of your family or that of that generation that comes after you. Peter Obi has been a made man even as far back as 1995. Whenever I see some of you come here to type things and then drag Peter Obi into it, I just laugh at all your ignorance. People laughing while Nigeria keeps going back wards is one of the wonders of the world. For your information if the man doesn't win tomorrow it doesn't change the fact that Peter Obi is made likewise his kids and the generation after him. Whatever he's doing today is for people lyk you who have no future.

so why are u still writing epistles on his behalf?

yemiike:
but there is nothing like sapa in fasting

SAPA-dullilah salam wahid

goslowgoslow:
Good for you.... remain slow.

That is why I am attached to snail

Alagulu of Agulu land ẞ1773R 0ẞ17ŨĀŘŸ ĞR13V1NĠ0RŶ will soon come wail-crying

yemiike:
sapa? I dont understand o

Yes

SAPA-ma-laikum, Alaikum-SAPA!

If I talk wetin dey my mind now, dem go ban me.
by the way, is it allowed to break fast with حلزون?

goslowgoslow:
You need help.

I d get d help but d problem be say e d go slow

Look at what pink russian penis has caused

Look at what this has caused
Russian HIV

TheStoriesOfMan:
I dey chop both snails🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So now, imagine if to say e dey alive, e for be one sure nigga dedicated Igbin, either in d present or in d future.
so now tell me, Igbin/Ejula no just waste?

TheStoriesOfMan:
Aha. I don catch you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Snail meat no d sweet u?

pocohantas come and see
no matter d weight of elephant e no go fit cause earthquake

TheStoriesOfMan:
Hmm. What does Ejula means?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ejula means Snail in Igbo
Ms. Slimy Slimy

Empty bag of nothingness
Ajaero and cohorts, d toothless bulldogs

TheStoriesOfMan:
You were referring to intimate body parts.

It's funny but inappropriate.

But in Yoruba, Igbin is sacred. It represents "Symbolism in Creation" .

Your idea still make sense shaa

TheStoriesOfMan:
I know, the way you wrote it is quite condescending.

How did you interpret it?

TheStoriesOfMan:
Why are you like this?

What's wrong with you?

nothing is wrong with me.
I am mourning a loss of a resource.

Kai, Igbin/Ejula just waste

Double0h7:
She does look too old to be so reckless. She did that shi as an adult.

Double0h7 didn't u see my valentine gift messages?

Sheuns:
You will likely not remember most of what you did as a child before age 3.

na lie
I d remember things of when I dey 2 years very well

mohims:
I laughed when I read the view of one charge and bail lawyer on X who goes by the name inebehie Effiong. This same lawyer has never won a single case in court since he started practicing as a lawyer. He made himself and his client go to jail for a month. Chai nothing wey Musa no go see. Lawyer wey resemble Reverend king. 😁😁😁

No be every lawyer must be barrister.

EyeCumInPiece:
But when they tapped Obi's phone conversation, it was not criminal. 😁

did they know who tapped it?
This one the person gave himself out.

PapaNnamdi:
That's the first step to be able to heal,
I salute her courage,

This kind healing step don make me get erection

Baronthecelebri:
Who send them to have big breast

When God was sharing, they were too greedy, some of dem rushed for d boobs and even forgot that there was Nyash to pack too

markidoo:
And you expect me to read this EPISTLE ON BOOBS🤦🏼‍♂️,,Any boobs larger than my fully extended wide palms is a problem to both the owner and the user.
One of such almost suffocated me way back,, I couldn't breathe under the full weight of the Mammary gland....

make I update my brain prompt when analyzing boobs
Anyone estimated to be larger than my palm is a no go but only for long term