₦airaland Forum

Bodmum:
Tinubu na thief.

🐽🐽🐽

Sixfeetbelle:
Ashawo.

Una no dey ever use eye see woman.

Na crime to admire, love and be attracted to God's creation again?

Wordsfrombimpe:
You never even buy the ones wey I don write oh

Why do you even think you will take me to bed, the audacity

I want to hold you, squeeze you, tease you and show you how a man should treat a woman sexually.

A trial with me in bedmatics will make you surrender.

Truthsoldier:
To me the two presidents that Nigeria would wish to have again and again are no other persons but:
Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar'adua and General Murtala Ramat Mohammed

For the rest,they are nothing but Town hall and Blu blu bulaba

I will miss Buhari

I'll not mind having you... Damn!


Can we connect?

When she finds a better gbola, she will start loving him less.


Wordsfrombimpe come and see another topic for a book


By the way, bimpe I have not taken you to bed yet. Why?

Old and stale story

Just go and use Shopify bros.

IP🐽B will start attacking this respectful son of Igbo people now.

God bless you and God bless your father Pete Edochie.

One Nigeria ✊

Totilopussylick:
🦍

🐖🐷🐗

QualityShare:
Dear God Almighty,

If Tinubu truly won this year's presidential election by people's mandate, may he be sworn in come May 29th, and may he finish his tenure successfully in Jesus name! But if he stole another person's mandate through the help of INEC, may he never sit on that presidential seat.

Let somebody shout a loud AMEN!

🐽🐽🐽🐽

Totilopussylick:
Speak for yourself and forget about ipob with your ignorance

🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

Marvieprince:
Controversial actor, Yul Edochie has asserted that the metropolitan city, Lagos belongs to the Yorubas and the notion that it belongs to no one is invalid.

In a post on his Instagram page, he revealed that he had moved to Lagos in 2011, built a home there and has never been treated badly or been prejudiced against by the Yorubas.

Read more at

https://www.haima.com.ng/2023/03/lagos-isnt-no-mans-land-it-is-yoruba.html

IP🐽B will not hear

fman:
I swear

Fman the Delusional Man concurring to a statement about someone being delusional

We should not call you fman but dman


Hope you will see a psychiatrist soon

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Shalommy I just discovered that fman is also a scammer here on Nairaland

Rayban25:
She just said same advice goes for men...she intentionally left out the part that God made sure he used a virgin to birth jesus christ.

Herpes was harassed by HIV/AIDS

negro77:
Hey Bro! Both you and DMCA
I don laff die ooo I just dey understand now Abeg Wetin Una owe each other? Let go! Many nuisances plenty for NL I just let the dogs bark and move on gallantly since it’s a faceless yard

You need to read a true story about fman

DMCA:
Once upon a time, there lived a young man named Fman. He was an average joe from a very poor family , doing odd jobs and a small group of friends. But one day, his life changed dramatically when he met a woman named Sisterfire on a website called Nairaland.

Sisterfire was unlike any person Fman had ever met before. She claimed to be a celestial being who reincarnated as a human, sent from the another realm to spread her enlightenment. She was also a pagan practitioner and had a small following of devoted fans, Rekhina and Leiylau but little did they know that Sisterfire was a lady being managed for Schizophrenia.

Leiylau was from China, but her father was an Igbo man from Nigeria. This made her unique in her own right, but her association with Sisterfire made her even more interesting. She was a staunch supporter of the IPOB movement, which Sisterfire was also a part of, and was a firm believer in the strange doctrines Sisterfire preached.

Fman was initially skeptical of Sisterfire and her beliefs, but over time, he became more and more fascinated by her. She was a mesmerizing speaker, and her charisma was undeniable. Fman found himself drawn to her, and before he knew it, he had joined her group of followers.

That's when things took a dark turn. Sisterfire introduced Fman to a drug called Mkpurummiri, claiming it would help him unlock his full potential and see the world in a different light. Fman was reluctant at first, but he soon gave in and started using the drug regularly.

It wasn't long before Fman started experiencing strange and frightening symptoms that he always ran to sisterfire for explanation. He was plagued by hallucinations and was having trouble distinguishing reality from his own vivid imaginings. But even as his mind was unraveling, he was convinced that Sisterfire was right and that he was merely experiencing the growing pains of enlightenment.

Sisterfire, on the other hand, was thrilled. She saw Fman's unraveling as proof that her teachings were working, and she embraced him as one of her own. She even referred to him as a Nyammiri, a flattino developer, an Ndi-Jew, and even as one of her own celestial children. She also loved him because he was a Tiv boy and she has always had a sexual fetish for being with the Tiv folk.

Reikhina and Leiylau, far from pulling Fman away from Sisterfire, actually contributed to his further brainwashing. They reinforced her strange beliefs and encouraged him to take even more of the dangerous drug. Fman was completely under their control, and he became even more entrenched in Sisterfire's strange world.


Fman has now gone into a stage of dilapidated mental health which is permanent. He now feels he is living his happily ever after, always looking back on his time without Sisterfire and her followers as a funny, strange, and unforgettable chapter in his life where he was lost.

The end.

Brek:
Only a mad person will wail about IPOB

Ndi-Jew of Emeka-land. go back to your land-locked red wasteland called biafra

temitope27:
The JAGABAN himself

Igbo Jews can go to hell

We Christian are happy for ASIWAJU victory

Na so

Ezeama400:
Any Christian that voted for a Muslim chrstian ticket should know the implication that comes afterwards

Goodmornig Nigerian Christians!!!

Only an IP🐽B will say this.


I am a Christian. what has religion got to do with politics?

IyaebeTheGreat:
Toyin is one hell of a hardworking woman

Chad Bosswick's widow is truely a hard-working stylist

Jeon:
Sorry my heart.
And my brain is so lucky cuz I have none. ☺

Since when?

It was know you reason with your clitoris.

EmiDon11:
Ahnie say sorry to ur cunt

You didn't discover she was a pig during courtship?

There must have been red flags before you got married but you ignored.

The man's cup of tea.

gaby:
Face your "Masters" or better still, make her your thesis.

You must have smoked wisdom before making this comment. 🤔

🙌🙌🙌

OlawaleBammie:
If she come with 10sisters aswear a go taste them all then I wil reward fman handsomely


E even get one Tiv girl wey dey okomu farm, a dey eye am but a never get her tym

She fine?

Tulumbu:
We are not ready for any single war

Not even Nigeria vs Ghana war

Those vehicles are supposed to be sent to convey troops to the South East.


Operation Python Dance need more mobility and quicker response time to take action

OlawaleBammie:
Sure na, ask fman...that is their predominant occupation..they are scattered all over south doing agbaro work upandan..fman should be somewhere is Edo or cross River or even oyo state doing what he does best

When fman comes there with his sisters to work for you. Be sure to take full advantage of all the services they can give you.

The sisters can give you kpekus Osho free daily

Babatunjo:
We the Obidients have been drinking alcohol for the past 5 days, please check on us?


Nice Jam tho. Libianca baby.❤

I am surprised you are not dead yet

OlawaleBammie:
Yeah
Proudly afonja!! Proudly afonja!!!


Are u proud of Ur predominant slavery nature??
Is like u don't understand, many of Ur brothers are in my plaintain and pineapple farm working their asses out. But I use to do them well, so I am asking if Ur oga wife is doing u well

Tiv people work in your plantation?