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MadamVanessa:

Clown, I have passed my information and you got it and you're masturbating about English. Even you, you're not even better , making endless blunders but forming English guru.

U know with Stanley around a female does not need to masturbate, especially in NYSC

BangaRice:
Who produced the cars and gadgets? Roadside technicians or graduates?

Ask am again, again, and again.

SisterAnn:
I can see the trail.
Hahaha 😃😃

Tami how far?
u dey get neck and eye strain today?

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃

You can't even spell simple words correctly, yet you are making noise up and down 🤣🤣🤡🤡

My peeping Tami, do u miss me?

ojeyemi8217:
I would prefer the pilot seat…if you know u know..lol

crash into d closest mountainous terrain

ObaKlaz:
In reality, you'd most likely NEVER sit next to any of them. If you were even sitting next to any of 'em, you're made already in your own right and you don't need this fantasy. In fact, none of 'em gives a flip about you.

Pave your own way and get you your own seat.

Na only u don talk exactly wetin dey so far
make d rest of d commenters continue to d hallucinate

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muyico:
real or just kidding ??
how you make the calculations??

is POS business, Akara frying, indomie, puff puff and gala hawking not employment?

fmlala:
He could rotten in jail if he fails to do resttution on time.

this ur misuse of english suppose land u jail term ma.
wetin do pidgin?
say na he "could rotten in jail"
and restitution na resttution

WhizdomXX:
Of course, if you're married.

No
Mariangeles can serve d purpose

starlink shakara go pause small

Mariangeles:
This is Ghanaian Angwamo.

It is basically braised rice, made with very few ingredients, then served with orisirisi, including sardines, fried eggs, and grinded fresh pepper/onion mix by the side.

The taste of the rice itself is bland.


Picture source: Pinterest

I will eat..
but i will also like another food because i love my belly full and my balls empty

Exousiang01:
It's a spray. Semi automatic and automatic riffles are crazy....
He should have had his safety on

Majority, especially the ones on the highway no d put safety on at all

Double0h7:
Do you think you have a problem with alcohol?

Why can’t you just abstain from alcohol all together?

Do you think you’re addicted to alcohol or what?

Is alcohol your only vice?

Alcohol is only supposed to be served and drank in allahs heaven together with d 72 virgins

mii4u:
And u Reno was not desperate for an appointment in Tinubu's cabinet.

Reno, pls go and reply Mike Arnold that has ur time, Peter does not have ur time.

I am replying u because i have time for ur kukunase
I hope it doesn't smell

SisterAnn:
I thought I would have read a response backed with incontrovertible facts from you, but what do we have here? Same old same politics of bullying and grandstanding which are hallmarks of APC.

SisterAnn my peeping Tami
do u want to see something marvelous?

Alhamdulilah Alhamdulilah

SisterAnn:
Now you know.

SisterAnn d peeping Tami
u don troway me o
how ur eye and neck straining?

Kunlebayo12:
I’m on the verge of being rusticated in school

October when I was writing my final exams, something happened just 1 day to end the exam. So me and my friend wrote on our question paper and we exchanged it between ourselves. When I was writing this initiator started searching everyone he got to me and he search me there was nothing on me, he search my booklet yet nothing, he ask me where is my question paper and I showed him just the front because it was the back we wrote on, when he saw it he flipped the back and saw the question paper and ask me who wrote this and what is all this I told him I wrote it with all the back and font he told me to sit down

Minute later he went outside and bought exam malpractice form and gave me and others those who were using chukuli, phones, book and other material to write.

I beg him that I wrote it, all pleading fell to deaf ear, when I saw he was yielding and time was going and no time to beg I just had to fill the paper. I filled it so I can beg him later so I would be able to write something

To get the long story short, 3 days later I was invigated to the student disciplinary board to explain what happened Which I did, I pleaded and beg that it won’t happen again, thry told me I will be punished but not expelled
In my school examination malpractice is straight expulsion no matter who you may know.

2 days later I got I call from my classrep that I was given 2years rustication. I called the Hod and course adviser and they said it true, I check the name of student expelled my name wasn’t there, I confirm from the student discplinary board and truly I was recommended 2 years suspension but the result will be out on February 17th this year, and when it out my student portal will be shutdown immediately

Even since then I have been sad, depressed and lonely and I can’t even tell my parents because they will be disappointed in me, I have been carrying a burden since early November and now it January, I have been thinking none stop, I have been contemplating suicide to be honest, I don’t pray this kind of situation for my worst enemies and those who haven’t been will never truly knows the pain it cause till you’re in the situation

Please i need help and words of encouragement
Even if you blame me, the dead has already been done, I Bleep up and I accepted my mistake

Please guys I’m dying In silence, I can’t even wait till February 17th, it killing me knowing few days to graduation I was rusticated, what will I tell my parent, or people that have help me one way or another in school. I’m devastated to be honest

I might be ending it any moment from now because this pain is unbearable for me, I just want it to end so I can live a normal life again but I can’t keep living like this. Ignore my typo error

Please someone should help me push it to front page

go and rest for 2 years and come back to repeat final year. 0loodo

Kobojunkie:
Nigerian women need to do better when it comes to raising their boys. All these women married to men they keep propping up, pretending that they do good by reducing their efforts to make the man look good, only to keep hurting their children with these lies. How in the world would these boys understand the true value of their mothers in these relationships if they are constantly seeing their mothers lying on behalf of fathers who may be nowhere in the picture?

I am not certain what transpired, but given that the woman posted the video, it seems she feels her efforts in the home go unappreciated, and something tells me it may have to do with her not telling her children the truth.

That boy's resentment towards his mother did not come out of nowhere. He has probably had it for a long time that the mother is merely a mooch who contributes nothing to his life and development as a whole, and that is a problem that mothers need to pay attention to early in their development.

Nairaland Judge, Jury and Executioner don talk with her kukunase led thinking

brain54:
Bbnaija only gives you a platform and presence...


It's like an advertisement. You need to have a product.


Whatever you do or how you make use of the platform to your advantage is up to you.

The issue most times is the package/product and not the platform. Most of those auditioning for the platform now lack substance.

So they go there and return with nothing because they aren't offering any substance after the "advert"!

u need to temporarily use d name brain55

Starboy go chop jamaican meat, shallipopi na dulling boy
see beta kukunase

kushercain:
I got this puppy recently. I wasn't around so I had a family member arrange everything. The delivery (from Abuja) and feeding it for like 2 months till I came back.

I told her to get a German Shepherd but when I came back I could tell it wasn't a German Shepherd. I automatically thought it was an Alsatian.

The dog is so energetic, like he cannot rest for a second except when I lock it in the cage. It likes to play and my other dog (Eskimo) avoids him like discrimination levels lol.

Anyway he's about 4 months now and i believed he was an Alsatian, till this morning I released him in the compound and he ran around for like an hour (I kid you not)

I asked chat gpt what I can do to make him calm down and posted his picture only for chat gpt to tell me he's a Belgian Malinois I.e those dogs used for herding sheep, races etc.

I checked the pictures online and the resemblance is quite uncanny. But I'm not really an expert on dog breeds.

So to the experts in the house, please what breed is this dog?

na jennyclay fit answer this question

grandstar:
Many broke guys cheat. You just lower your standards.

I no fit knack just anything
abeg make e just pass me