₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Do anyone force you to buy N55k pepper . Did they grow that pepper on Jupiter to be so ridiculously expensive like that?

One of my Yoruba girl only has to urinate at my backyard for pepper to start growing during the rainy season

guass:
Atiku should support Obi till 2031. Obi will then support Atiku come 2031, simple arithmetic

Arithmetic that never adds up

Goodlady:
Fine boy. I m single o if he's searching.
Only if, only if.

Fman dey if u fit manage person wey dey do him fellow man

Goodlady:
Life's turn by turn. Nigerians missed the drama of a certain first Lady. Chai, there's God o!
Naso Nigerians go miss drama of life and lovers.
This country na cruise. Wished it was better economically. People go dey snap pics for roadside everyday.

why this girl for the picture look like Jeon aka choilila aka fati2001 ?

Goodlady:
God forbid brokeness!
I would rather marry an Alhaji with 58 wives or marry a Swahili man with 16 wives or retired and become a nun.
No let me curse you o say sapa go enter your head like the pic below!

Wedding will be at diamond junction
Reception at any close hotel/motel/lodge

Lets say SINONI LODGE

Goodlady:
Leave me alone I can't date you. Na by force?

With diamond junction why will i think of a date?

Sagidion:
Why do some people derive joy in scavenging for any sad news from the east? Is it that their happiness depends on it or what?

I don't understand why they derive joy from the fully developed erosions happening in Emeka-land

stanluiz:
Why only lagos ? Is Lagos the only state in the South West ?

Post the achievements of ekiti, osun or Oyo state government and their projects their lga chairman has done.

I didn't mention ogun state because they don't have a government there.

Post Emeka-land own make we see?

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Yoruba Amaka!
Yoruba Amaka!!
Yoruba Amaka oh!!!
Somebody Say Yoruba Amakaaaa!!!!

Pocohantas
CandidLady
TheGreatIyaebe
Goodlady
MadamVanessa


When?

AI will be used to find husbands for Evening News material (paper) people very soon

my company is working hard on it.

Sheeple are not complaining at all

Pastorpreneurs must sell

DanseMacabre:
People who are from poor backgrounds usually eat the meat last on their plates. No cap.

no be lie

Mynd44:
When things start working for them, the way they act when someone talks to them in a way that seems to not reflect their current status.

The way Thorin Oakenshield said it in "The Hobbit"
"Do not speak to me as if I were some lowly dwarf... as if I were still Thorin Oakenshield. I AM YOUR KING!"

Do you know how much i make?

After dem make mouth say fulani no dey Emeka-land

kingsavage:
Igbo people and Yorubaland

I have never seen any Yoruba saying he wants to relocate to igboland for anything

LegendHero

"I have never seen any Yoruba saying he wants to relocate to igboland for anything "

let me requote and laugh more

Ifeanyifrans:
Hello friend, I need your advice. Due to low sales, is it wise if I relocate from Enugu to Lagos to start up a business (electrical/electronic)? Am married with 2 kids. I'll be in the comment section. Thanks

No, I will advice you to stay and develop Emeka-land (Enugu).

Lagos is already developed

AZUH:
I used to like Bible but sorry to say it smells and too difficult to maintins

sign of complications or improper aftercare from the dirty girls you were around who did it.

was any a family member?

Factory setting or nothing.

I like juicy fats and oil like MadamVanessa
only say she don bleach her feet

DeltaBachelor:
You guys think say we be mumu abi ?


You haven't heard of window of conception before ?

How many hours/weeks/months did it take he to go to the hospital to go " clean herself" before she discovered she was pregnant ?

Anything to push to frontpage when there is no news.

Goodlady na endangered specie for diamond junction. I hope say yahoo boy no go carry am go use for soap one day.

The lord is good, all the time, the good lord is good.

reminds me of a story which a husband chased his wife away for moaning while being raped by robbers.

christejames:
When PO will finally announce the vehicle for the coalition, Nigeria 🇳🇬 go shake that day

You go dream well well tire

anything they touch turns to dust

LP no work now na coalition

Why the visit when it is not a condolence ?

This is very unlike our obi

Goodlady u don try this thing wey dem d talk with person before?

long live Diamond Junction

AntiisIam1:
Tell Amuda to declare public holiday for you to enjoy your NY

Ayatolla of Iran is currently celebrating it inside a tunnel ?

Israel why?

Let me laugh in islam before I get banned for saying what is on my mind

Where is my popcorn let me read and observe.
by d way, what do I know about this war

Tinubu till 2031
After God na Tinubu
Dike-Si-Mba 1 of Anambra