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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]well don't complain abt wat I will do after that, simple[/quote]Okay. Let's cut the crap

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]its not abt winning anything...if u don't like being treated in a certain way, let me be, don't provoke me [/quote]And if u get provoked?

treasureboy09: Bro, light skinned or dark, the figure(offence/deffence), and the pretty face takes the day. Guys what do you think?

Offence and defence? Na football? Anywayz, that one dy sha

2goodbobo: Op pls what is the name of the movie?

And I knw say na nollywood movie?

Oahray: Go to bed.

Him think say na by rhymes?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Besides I only said 2 bit.ches I never mentioned ur name, but if u feel like I was directing it to u, maybe u were acting like one ...I'm entitled to my own opnion as much as u are and I will express it in wchsoever way I please...don't trouble trouble before trouble troubles u...have a lovely evening [/quote]You do think you have trouble? Nah! If I decide to come out of my shell, u won't be able to match the level I'll operate on. Nevertheless, since I won't do that due to my kinda nature, I'd say u win! Hapi now?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Besides I only said 2 bit.ches I never mentioned ur name, but if u feel like I was directing it to u, maybe u were acting like one [/quote]It was obvious you referred to myself & 2sexy. So don't even try to lie. Anywayz, no matter how much u push me, I won't respond with negative words...

Abujafood: Let me add my voice to this thread, I think the OP is being silly! This is not about being a maga, just asking a girl out on a date and next thing you start updating folks about your chat? Very silly boy, if you want her to go out with you don't offer her buns or okpa with Mirinda that is low class even for a broke dude. A cup of ice cream with cake can't cost more than N400 haba, is it too much for you?

WTH! Did u even read the original post? He said he was only joking with the gurl, just to know how she would react. Gosh! Don't be lame

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Aint got time for yall 2 bit.ches please go look for someone else to bother go PMS elsewhere [/quote]Hey mondi! B careful! I don't insult people no matter what and I don't expect such 4rm u.. Okay?

[quote author=gree-die]not surprised..... 5h wont by snail shell [/quote]If it can't even be enough to buy the shell, what about the remnant? That is, e go fit buy the one wey dm chop remain? Lol. After all, at all at all na winch... That's y I dy run 4rm gurlz cuz dm dy place price tag 4 everytin.. Imagine snail wey I neva chop 4 long, I go come go jonze myself go buy am 4 gurl becuz of 1 stupid date? No b only date, na calendar

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]if only I had the time and energy to do the same wit u...if u depise me so much why do u spent so much time on me?[/quote]Despise? Wrong perception. See! I don't wanna argue over nothing. I wish nl has IM functionality, so it could enable interaction to be more realistic.. I just hope u see right through me

[quote author=gree-die]when was the last time u helped urself to tasty snail meat??[/quote]That should be a long time ago... You wanna get me some

2sexy: My brother if you see this Monket_chick, you don see virus.

She is always acting like holiest of holy ... Oloshi Aridin Oloriburuku

Lwtmb ooo. I read all her post 4 that bump-short thread. If we wan talk about ethics, morals or spirituality, she dy learn. Buh person need to b realistic

[quote author=gree-die]u should woo me then, i have a conscience too... all i need for a complete date is wine and fried snail [/quote]No wahala 4 that 1 na. Highest 500 go tidy every. If I buy Don Simon Vino Tinto like 3h or 350, the balance go fit arrange at least one snail na. E neva finish? Gurl u b God-sent.. I no knw b4 say even with 5h date don set o. Abi how u see am?

2sexy: You dey find my trouble abi? wetin find come here again? Dont you have better things to do with your husband?

As in ehn.. Wetin she dy feel like? E be like say she get bar pass Okonjò Iweala ooo. She fit even vex transfer like 10million put 4 Op's acct.

I no talk the currency oo. E fit be zimbabwe or mozambique currency. Lol

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]OP I will send u money for cake and ice cream. U really are a disgrace [/quote]I bet he doesn't need your money. It seems u read the post with a biased mind, else you would notice he made mention of the fact that he was joking, even though the gurl didn't see it that way

[quote author=Midastorch][/quote]See levelz... Guyz ain't smiling

2sexy: You never jam...

Wetin dat ur guy dey yan?

Beync: i agree people can be so dishonest making it difficult to trust others. well, that calls for cautios when dealing with people.

Exactly!

2sexy: She already know way na Petroleum Enginering I study and she know say I day go service very soon... me just dey take am small small. No hurry. But because the way she talk about the fixing phone, I had to change gear sharp sharp. No be my fault ooo. GIRLS don deal with me no be small.

So basically, my rule: If you think you are smart, I am smarter. If you act naturally, just being yourself, I will treat you like a queen. That is now my rule.

Guy I dey feel u pass V-mobile.. Lmao

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I'm not nigerian and I hve a flabby belly, it reaches my thighs [/quote]I hope u are saying the truth.. And also, I hope u do understand pidgin english

2sexy: Yeah... exactly. For instance like the one who said I should fix her phone. Na so I laugh laugh laugh so tey shame catch the babe for saying such. she come say this one way I laugh like this, e clear say na next things sef. I tell her say make she no worry I go do am. Well, I know she wanted to gauge me and if I yield in easily, I don become maga.

Now wey be say I don know her kind, me sef don ready for her. Thank God I get oiil company friends and connections, so I go just they carve all my lies from there. Tell her say one job dis and another dat... everyone like OIL money no be so? I think, I will be much more comfortable doing that sef so she go dey hope say she wan hook up with a potential oil baron. . she don enter one chance.

Lngkm... Badt guy. Well, I no blame u sha. Na she coz am. And u go see as she go loyal die with all ur arrangement.. Girlz no go ever learn how to search 4 the right things. Preys!

Midastorch: Lovepeddlers re better off than most of these girls we see around.just give them the access to ur ipad or Samsung galaxy tablet,you go furk tire.not talkin about money this tym ooohh. lool

Guy! God go bless u. You no talk lie at all. I bin dey love-vendor one iPad 4 somebody some weeks ago wey some gurlz (different gurlz) nearly wan come toast me sef. If no b say I change my mood to scare them, na so e 4 b o... Tufía kwá

2sexy: Guy me and you na the same thing oooo. E go just be like say my conscience 1 kill me when I deviate a little. But as it is na, this babes no like truth. you just need to sabi the game. But here is what I see, at least you go know when someone one act smart na... so when u c dat type, wear your lying hat.

e get wan babe wey say make I show... omo, that na the day I come from school oo. so I tire to even go out sef so na house I receive her. I asked her what she would like to take and she said nothing. I said you wont even take malt, she say not to bother. after sometime, she say she wan go. I come pay bike fee.( change nko?? na so she grab d whole money from me)... Na so I see her reach... she no gree pick calls again or wan talk to me sef. she wanted me to take her out to an eatery but me no gree because I tire.

But if I had lied, it would have been a different ball game by now.

I think I buy dis ur idea.. In other words, different strokes 4 different folks. Abi? Badt guy... Lol

[quote author=Midastorch][/quote]Lwtmb

Beync: that means u are not dealing with honest people because honest people i know appreciates truthfulness

The question is.. How many people are truly honest? A lot may seem honest from the outside, buh in reality they ain't

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]one of the big bellied ones who under perform don't take out ur frustration on me. Take it to the gym or surgeon[/quote]I would love to see ur pix to know if u are among the few 9ja gurlz with nice physique(especially ur tummy). Cuz dis 1 wey u dy always talk abt men with pot-bellies and all dat... I no trust u

Beync: Na how u go take dey blow lies na em u dey for 2013 ehn, good plans anyways

Do you think it's easy to stay truthful and honest while it's not being acknowledged and appreciated

2sexy: Bros, Me no go lie you, babes no dey value people like us... come 2013, me wan change gear...

I don try to deviate a bit from that way buh the thing no dy eva gree me... I no knw whether na only me get conscience 4 this life cuz my conscience no dy give me breathing space

KINGwax: There is no rule guiding that. This shld be on a mutual agreement which in itself is based on senses.
My fiance is a french teacher by profession but sells different kinds of wears. Now, most of her customers are where she lokaja and abuja. Now, i haven't told her ds, but if we eventually marry, i'll have to relocate cos my work is anywhere. And for now, i'm not into government work

That's my point.. Understanding the situation on ground and acting accordingly.

2sexy: No be small. I wished I could do that! My problem is I become uneasy when telling lies but telling the truth has made matter worse.

Guy no b lie. I no dy fit lie buh at the same time, 2 much honesty has dealt with me big time.

wiznley: CYNTHIA is the first daughter of a millionairess. she is heading to 30th of age on January 21/2013 but her three jenior ones are married.Her parents want her to get married before her nest birth day or forfeit her share of the family wealth to motherless baby homes and church. pls help cynthia

This thread is f***ing... Jeez!