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[quote author=Mynd_44]Can someone tell that guy to remove the girl's real name from his lines?

Dude peeps can run a FB search you know[/quote]will do that but please tell the person that quoted me to modify and remove her name plz...

@Chukskalidon oya oooo. Post make we wait for Pritheeann cus she dey find am difficult to log in bu she go enter asap

It might beat your imagination that, for the little while we have known each other, I have waited for this day patiently like a man waiting for his wife to put to bed. Now that I have the opportunity to tell you what I feel about you, without regaling you with redundant words, I think it's only proper to put this in black and white straight from my heart..

Pretty, I wanna let you know that you are nature's pride, one of it's blessed creation.
You are an award winner for nature's creative design.
You are a perfect definition of beauty, and I am convinced hook, line and sinker
that you will be like a spice to my life, for without someone as gracious as you,
my life has been the essence of incompleteness.
Pretty, to be candid with you, I believe you will guide my heart with true love
and your love will bring about a re-assurance that true love exist.
Just to let you know that yesterday was only a dream and tomorrow is only a vision
but the love we will share today will make every yesterdays' dream a dream of success and every tomorrow an everlasting love
Now I know the best and suitable words to say out of my heart, because...
The pleasure for love is in loving, not for a season but always.
my love for you will never fade away because it is real and sincere.
Others keep the reward they receive due to their hardwork for pleasure,
while some keep the award they receive as their treasure,
but yours is special cuz your love will hopefully be my greatest treasure..
And, I must not forget to let you know that,
your feminine attraction which coupled with your youthfulness,
could be quite difficult for me as a young and fun-loving guy to resist.
Did I tell you that you looked ravishing? Or would I say elegant?
For the number of times we have spoken over the phone (even several times tonight)
your voice (tone) sounds as that of a fallen-angel, which drew a gentle response from me
and you must have noticed that my words are rather so insufficient to express
the ecstatic feeling I have for you.
I wish I had the grace to adore your attractive patrician, for life with you held tremendous promises.
Now I know... I have a great package...

I am sorry if you find this unnecessarily long buh the truth is that, words cannot express what I feel inside of me.
But just so you know that... True love is like a ghost which everyone talks about, but only a few have seen.
Pretty, for the little time we have known each other, you have been a margical / sparkling person in my world that was sometimes dark
and you have made me as eager for love as a chariot rider is for battle
Though it is said that love is as strong as death and jealousy is as cruel as the grave.
If a guy would be despised for giving out all his heart to love someone like you,
then I am eager and ready to face the consequences, because seeing your face is good to talk about,
and being your friend is better, but loving you is the best thing that will ever happen to me.

I want you to take cognizance of the fact that, I don't wanna make empty promises to you
that I am gonna take you round the world and all that crap.
Because, I might not be able to take you to mars, or take you round the world, neither would I promise you the world itself,
but if I were to have the world in my possession, I would gladly give the world to you,
so the world could belong to you, and I'd ask for just one thing in return....
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And that's for YOU to be MINE.... (Mcdad & Mcdowell)

sexkillz: [color=#000030]JESUS. H . CHRIST!
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Jesus Mary & Joseph!

What about slot 2? R231 is back.

vivian chinaza: I thought I wouldn't feel the heat, I'm usually very composed but right now the heat is so on! The way these my guys are going......God help me!

Cool down, e just start. U ain't seen nothing yet

omiobo: my mission na to blow her na like boko haram

Argh!

Rhymez: lets be honest. That is how the 21st century "toasting" should be like. I just did the Nigerian style. .

Vicky, if u are still interested u can PM me. The last shall be the first guys

Lngkm.. U dy gv urself hope?

Rhymez: . I bet Binger cannot say those lines in a face-to-face wooing. Seriously. U guys said wooing and not poetry . How many Nigerian girls will stand and listen to a guy saying all those shi.t?

Guy no talk oo. My talk 2 dy sound poetic cuz I be poetic writer o. Na just to integrate some lines 4rm my head use flow with d situation

[quote author=D-Explorer][b]Too many things dey happen for this life my people. People go dey fear to born 10pikin, na so the economy hard?

Akpors a father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! na my wife! Her water is broken! She won born "
The doctor came over and told Akpors "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Akpors obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
...... Akpors c
ried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy!
I am a proud father of A baby boy man!"
The doctor again told Akpors, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!".
The Akpors again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. Akpors excitedly proclaimed: "Na twins!! I don born twins! Glory be to God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! Akpors, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank you Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.
Akpors said nothing, being lost in deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Akpors then asked; "Doc, me think say e go better if we off light ooo. because he be like say na the light they attract this children o[/b] [/quote]Lwtmb

Rhymez: goodluck guys

That's the spirit bruv

ItsModella: plus he ended abruptly...what is "Pls do me a favour vicky"??...what favor?

Y r u guyz hitting on this guy this much?

Vicky go exile ni?

[quote author=D-Explorer]The night before the election, Mr & Mrs Romney was in bed. Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann "this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they head to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."so how does this work?? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed to go over there?? [/quote]Lol. Badt guy

wonda26: Tot †ђey said †ђe programme starts by 7pm?? Or.... Plz, i'm running outta patience

Mehn blood dn dy hot. I knw say u wan drop it like it's hot

binger: hahahaha...why u talk am now

You go knw y when I drop my lines

**just relaxing with popcorn coupled with yoghurt**

Wetin dy xup na? Them no wan start? Abi their liver no gree them type again?

Just imagine, men hold their hearts 4 their hand.. Na wa o

The boss has nothing to be afraid of.. I'm as sedated as if I were sleeping.

binger: Facts about today's Wooers
1.99% of you, have your lines already written on a notepad or saved as a document
2.70% of the wooers wrote their lines today
3.90% of you have already thought about being rejected,yet you console yourself before hand by saying, 'Its just a game'
4.80% of these brave men are a little sick in the stomach
5.Only 40% of the wooers are completely original with their lines...

Bite me

Number 5 talks about me

1920MaMa: so it's the women that shud be careful and not the men, huh? if you ask me, i'd say it's the men who shud be more careful cos they're the ones that are more prone to cheat.

I said, one just have to be careful especially the women. Was that statement exclusive to women alone? Besides, women are more exposed than men. What I mean is, if a man decides not to woo anyone via such medium, u seldom av situations where women woo him buh on the other hand, if a woman is usually on such network, she will be highly exposed to men wanting to woo her even with the knowledge that she's married..

My fear is on the part of the exposure.

butterflyy: have u stopped dating or what

Being single for quite some time...

butterflyy: Well that's a very good thing u got going, I have, n re u gonna judge me? Oh I get it u dont sleep wth them so u just wanked or just with d hookers

Y would I judge u wen I'm not better of than u? Y would I choose to be with whores when I could get it 4rm a gf? It just happened that of all the gurlz that I've dated in d past, I didnt sleep with any.

butterflyy: Dont u make love wth d gals u ve dated? Do u always av d intent of marrying every gal u dated. ?
Five plus this player guy i just needed for rebound.
Only ppl dat think wth their assss

@bolded.. I've never slept with any gurl I dated...

P4VS20: lol, naa soo naa.

esp the lying aspect, that is where you let em get away with pass sef, cos lies never add-up. lol. its better to know she's a liar than u keep her from lying. better to keep her free than to keep her from being free. women who re "controlled" re the ones who cheat the most., she craves for freedom n it takes a guy who would give her that hint of freedom to make her indulge. give her the freedom that no guy can give her n she's stuck to u 4 life, even when she goes away, she will come back n you have the option to either let her in or slam the door when she's half way in, for effects.

You got it bruv... Keep on lying, it's my hobby to believe ur lies. Lmao...