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thepussyhunter:
why did you use d kiss emoji for me eh ?

thepussyhunter:
Its your number 6 presenter and favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again but this time not to give you any latest news

most ladies feel / think (some are even very very sure) that all guys here in da romance section are womanizers and cassanovas

so the FVCK / ZAP tv crew decided to make a list of the many romanceland guys who are not womanizers



in no particular other they are

1.)iweecureyou (never seen him talk to any lady as he is too busy being...him {unless of course he does his secretly through pm :-x)

2.)lefulefu (he's just friendly but he doesnt like women.......that we are sure of)

3.)adaskbullet (doesnt quote ladies often and hardly calls any lady beautiful {unless like iweecureu he perharps does his through pm})

4.)greyboy5000 (e clear say this guy doesnt like women at all though he is friendly to all.......he is even currently single)

5.)tosyne2much (i'm pretty sure this dude detest ladies.......he is no womanizer as he hardly has time for ladies seeing he is always thinking up threads that'd make front page)

6.)redbeans (sexy nairaland psycho that has liitle time to spare chatting/quoting girls here as he is too busy creating threads that'd make front page so he'll beat tosyne2much's record)

7.)papinigga (nigga doesnt even have time to chat with anyone (male or female).......he's just a happy blogger who loves posting pre-wedding photos {makes me wonder if he is married sef )

8.)samyfreshsmooth (dude doesnt give a fvck about anything {he always doesnt give a fvck for anything thread / post here}.......except for the few times we noticed him being friendly to a certain makydebbie & some ladies in da literature section we're quite certain he is no casssanova)

9.)ikp120 (dude's the most out spoken and blunt nigga ever.....doesnt care if you're a guy or lady, he would always say what he wanna say..........doesnt interact with ladies much as most ladies do not like him for this fact......am sure nigga doesnt care though )

10.)iamsinz (nigga doesnt have time for women anymore after that .......... Saga that happened a long time ago..........it could also be that he sees dem nl ladies as ones not up to his standards......he is no womanizer even though several ladies here want him......{who knows what he does to dem behind the scene sha })

11.)dmgr (nigga has zero tolerance for ladies and we are 78% sure he doesnt like ladies......we fear he might be gay too ......he clearly is no cassanova)

12.)lalasticlala (nigga loves SNAKES too much and has no spare love to give to dem ladies .......he is no womanizer.....)

13.)jakandeola (now this is one complicated case as our sources say he loves women and is a womanizer but from the definition of cassanova/womanizer (pussyhunter kenyya dictionary 45th edition) we find out that a cassanova / womanizer is ANY GUY WHO LOVES WOMEN TOO MUCH (mostly cos he is sexually attracted to them) AND CAN SWEET TALK ANY LADY TO HIS SIDE....(note the final part!) "AND THE LADY AGREES TO HIS ADVANCES"
seeing the way jakan is almost always being rejected by them ladies we have decided to not use that word WOMANIZER to refer to him and also add him to the list
as we see clearly from the defintion of a womanizer he is not one )

14.)draei (dude's almost like ikp120 in being blunt and bare with words except that he is more lenient in dishing out his criticism........dude's not a womanizer even though ladies here like him )

15.)whenwhenosun, whowhobayelsa, whowhokwara (y'all will with no doubt agree that dis nigga is no womanizer and is worthy of being in dis list seeing he is gay and prefers to act like a BOBRISKY )

16.)davidgrey (ladies fall for him cos of his intelligence and striking features but we believe he shows little or no interest in their advances........we do not know what he does in camera with them sha )

17.) all the guys on romance section who seldom comment or quote ladies even though they silently crush on most of dem ladies (we say a huge shout out to u all)

AND LASTLY

18.)our own thepussyhunter (dude quotes ladies often to appreciate and gush about their ethereal beauty but he aiint no womanizer as he did a 2yr sub course on aesthetics in kenya and being a good student he has come to learn to love and appreciate beautiful people and things {check his siggy for more info })




and that wraps up the 18-man list

stay with us later this evening for the news headlines as hot juicy news has just reached us regarding a our very own sexy nairaland psycho iweecureyou, an allerged imposter iweeecureyou and suspected nl account hacker itsjude
till later to-evening i remain ur loyal nigga thepussy hunter lmffdicvoots (laughing my fvcking flaccid dick in constant velocity out of the studio)

pretty msroe comman see the concrete list

thepussyhunter:
Its your number 6 presenter and favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again but this time not to give you any latest news

most ladies feel / think (some are even very very sure) that all guys here in da romance section are womanizers and cassanovas

so the FVCK / ZAP tv crew decided to make a list of the many romanceland guys who are not womanizers



in no particular other they are

1.)iweecureyou (never seen him talk to any lady as he is too busy being...him {unless of course he does his secretly through pm :-x)

2.)lefulefu (he's just friendly but he doesnt like women.......that we are sure of)

3.)adaskbullet (doesnt quote ladies often and hardly calls any lady beautiful {unless like iweecureu he perharps does his through pm})

4.)greyboy5000 (e clear say this guy doesnt like women at all though he is friendly to all.......he is even currently single)

5.)tosyne2much (i'm pretty sure this dude detest ladies.......he is no womanizer as he hardly has time for ladies seeing he is always thinking up threads that'd make front page)

6.)redbeans (sexy nairaland psycho that has liitle time to spare chatting/quoting girls here as he is too busy creating threads that'd make front page so he'll beat tosyne2much's record)

7.)papinigga (nigga doesnt even have time to chat with anyone (male or female).......he's just a happy blogger who loves posting pre-wedding photos {makes me wonder if he is married sef )

8.)samyfreshsmooth (dude doesnt give a fvck about anything {he always doesnt give a fvck for anything thread / post here}.......except for the few times we noticed him being friendly to a certain makydebbie & some ladies in da literature section we're quite certain he is no casssanova)

9.)ikp120 (dude's the most out spoken and blunt nigga ever.....doesnt care if you're a guy or lady, he would always say what he wanna say..........doesnt interact with ladies much as most ladies do not like him for this fact......am sure nigga doesnt care though )

10.)iamsinz (nigga doesnt have time for women anymore after that .......... Saga that happened a long time ago..........it could also be that he sees dem nl ladies as ones not up to his standards......he is no womanizer even though several ladies here want him......{who knows what he does to dem behind the scene sha })

11.)dmgr (nigga has zero tolerance for ladies and we are 78% sure he doesnt like ladies......we fear he might be gay too ......he clearly is no cassanova)

12.)lalasticlala (nigga loves SNAKES too much and has no spare love to give to dem ladies .......he is no womanizer.....)

13.)jakandeola (now this is one complicated case as our sources say he loves women and is a womanizer but from the definition of cassanova/womanizer (pussyhunter kenyya dictionary 45th edition) we find out that a cassanova / womanizer is ANY GUY WHO LOVES WOMEN TOO MUCH (mostly cos he is sexually attracted to them) AND CAN SWEET TALK ANY LADY TO HIS SIDE....(note the final part!) "AND THE LADY AGREES TO HIS ADVANCES"
seeing the way jakan is almost always being rejected by them ladies we have decided to not use that word WOMANIZER to refer to him and also add him to the list
as we see clearly from the defintion of a womanizer he is not one )

14.)draei (dude's almost like ikp120 in being blunt and bare with words except that he is more lenient in dishing out his criticism........dude's not a womanizer even though ladies here like him )

15.)whenwhenosun, whowhobayelsa, whowhokwara (y'all will with no doubt agree that dis nigga is no womanizer and is worthy of being in dis list seeing he is gay and prefers to act like a BOBRISKY )

16.)davidgrey (ladies fall for him cos of his intelligence and striking features but we believe he shows little or no interest in their advances........we do not know what he does in camera with them sha )

17.) all the guys on romance section who seldom comment or quote ladies even though they silently crush on most of dem ladies (we say a huge shout out to u all)

AND LASTLY

18.)our own thepussyhunter (dude quotes ladies often to appreciate and gush about their ethereal beauty but he aiint no womanizer as he did a 2yr sub course on aesthetics in kenya and being a good student he has come to learn to love and appreciate beautiful people and things {check his siggy for more info })




and that wraps up the 18-man list

stay with us later this evening for the news headlines as hot juicy news has just reached us regarding a our very own sexy nairaland psycho iweecureyou, an allerged imposter iweeecureyou and suspected nl account hacker itsjude
till later to-evening i remain ur loyal nigga thepussy hunter lmffdicvoots (laughing my fvcking flaccid dick in constant velocity out of the studio)

pretty msroe comman see the concrete list

TrapHedges:
Lemi pack llere... Pls who is selling condoms

Datapoboi:
cant rememba mine.but back in sec.sch,dis nearly albino guy chibuike told us his dad was italian!we believed him cus he was REALLY LIGHT SKINNED.he told us his dad was in italy and he hadnt seen him 4 a long tym,we believed cus we also hadnt seen him. 4 6 long years,he fed us dis lie,only his fada 2 show up on our SS3 resumption day,a fair igbo man like dat,speaking igbo to a teacher! i felt lyk killing d guy.we treated d topic in d hostel 4 almost half d term.

YelloweWest:
always do a background check.

YelloweWest:
always do a background check.

YelloweWest:
"In the XY sex-determination system, the female-provided ovum contributes an X chromosome and the male-provided sperm contributes either an X chromosome or a Y chromosome, resulting in female (XX) or male (XY) offspring, respectively. Hormone levels in the male parent affect the sex ratio of sperm in humans."


Before you show your ignorance and insult people, remember Google is your friend.

YelloweWest:
6. The sex of a baby is determined by the father not mother as most people think.

This should be on that list!

redbeans:
haha.. Top intelligence info o.. I pray she doesn't sue me for libel though.. We are known to be nosy sha. That was how people frustrated my sweet berlynn when she was rising and made her deactivate

In btw.. I remember that crying guy video though on his wedding. That guy fall my hand

torres89:
this one take style long o

torres89:
this one take style long o

PassionBlu:
Lol I think is cheque you want to write? so I need cheque.thanks

1StopRudeness:
She isn't that type of girl?? You are very sure she isn't fvckking him?? What is this one saying??

You sound like someone who has very little understanding of the human nature ....let alone a chic.....
Now see the fact in ur story....

Fact 1: she did not deceive u in any way..she already told u her mind dat she wants u as a friend only...her reasons is known to her only...mayb she's waiting for the other guy, mayby she's fvcking the dude I don't know, you don't know, nobody knows..

Fact 2: u are confusing her nice nature as a person towards u as liking u..hence u see no reason why u guys shouldn't date...

Fact 3: u are in denial....she doesn't like u as much as u think...if she does..on the day u visited her..she would have given the other guy a rain check and stay with you..for crying out loud it was raining..

Fact 4: Your jealousy is in Terra bytes..and you like to blame pple for you lack of success...you can't get a chic u like..and u claiming its becos of another guy..as if the guy is using jazz to control her..

On a normal day I would have just said free the chic and look for another..but it's clear that cupid already got u with some of its arrows
sometimes as humans..we need to feel the pain of loss before we start to cherish....

Solution 1: make ur self unavailable for her, no calls, no text, no visit....if she calls make ur words as brief and formal as possible..dont be a pvssy melting like candle any time she's around....If she gbadun you like u think..she'll reset her brain and come around...

Solution 2: when next u see her, make sure the mood is right...pull the telemundo move on her..
grab her and kiss her...if she land u correct slap, just dey go house and know that's the end...if all she does is whine like a baby..before she get her self within 4 seconds pull her close and fire another kiss...

But u can save urself a lot of stress by just getting another chic...they are all over the place..

DanceVille:
There are some hilarious tactics some Nigerian ladies used in order to make guys send them airtime...
Many of my friends have fall victims to their traps nowadays and these prompted me to open this thread though I know many ladies here will bashed me for this but all the same that won't stop me from saying my mind sha..

Nowadays, you'll just see a random lady that hasn't sent you a message before will just message you, and asking you to send her a recharge card.... Naija babes sha...

Their ways of asking for recharge card is very hilarious in the era of Buhari's change..

No time to check wristwatch.... Lemme drop the stylish ways Nigerian Ladies use to get airtime from guys..

7 Ways Nigerian Ladies Stylishly Request Recharge Card From Guys..

1.If You Love Me.... Please Send Me Recharge Card

Some Nigerian ladies do uses this tactic often to guys.. They make sure the guy they send this message to must have toasted them before. they knew the guy won't hesitate I'm sending to recharge card to them... And after the guy send the card, they won't say 'Thank You'.. They won't call you nor send you a text talkless of flashing your line... I oity some guys that have fell victim..
Some Nigerian ladies are strategist..

2. I'm On My Way To Sokoto, I Want To Call Dad But My Airtime Is Insufficient

Some Nigerian ladies do lie they are travelling to Sokoto, from Sokoto to Ebonyi until they mistakenly lie they are on their way to Sambisa Forest too...
This has happened to a friend of mine.. His girlfriend called him, telling him, she's on her way to Lagos... She didn't know we see she and her friends inside the Keke napep laughing....
Chaaaiiiii..... Naija babes.... I fall for you ooo...

3. My Mum Is Ill, I Want To Call Her

Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Some Nigerian ladies don't care to lie that their mum is ill whereby her mum's somewhere else doing okay and enjoying her life...
Naija girl:Babe, my mum is very ill , I want to call her but I don't have airtime..
Guy:Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Your mum that I just saw now with your dad both laughing to each other...
Naija babe:Just send me the card..
Guy:Ok, I will... wait for the next 100 years..

4. They Updated Their Whatsapp Status

Some Nigerian ladies do update their whatsapp status saying.. 'I need airtime, I'm broke'.... Am sad here.... They aren't broke guys, they are just looking for the maga that will fall to their trap of sending the guy..
The best reply is that....'Babe... you're sad? please, then go and commit suicide...

5. My Subscription Just Got Exhausted And I need To Do My Assignment

This also happened to my friend's friend... We were inside the room when his female friend sent him the message 'her sub has exhausted and she needs to do her assignment and the worst part is that she said... 'she's broke'... The lady that we saw at the ATM machine that withdrew #10,000 from her account that same day in the afternoon...

6.My Subscription Will Expire Tomorrow

They will compose the message that their sub will expire tomorrow and that they don't know when they will be coming back online.. You know I love you.. Please can you send me #2500 Airtel recharge card? Guys, it's a lie, she didn't love you at all.. Trust me, don't send it to her, send her message two days after.. she will read your message but won't reply...

7. I Would Love To Continue Chatting With You But My MB Will Exhaust Any Time And I'm Broke

Lol.... I intentionally put this to the last.. After serious chatting with them, Some Nigerian ladies will use that moment to ask for airtime.. They know the guy enjoying the chat, so he won't have a choice than to send the card...
This happened to me today when I was chatting with her this morning... I just met this girl through Facebook and we exchanged contact... After a long hours of chat this morning, she sent me this message ;

Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription
will expire any minute from now sad

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe...

Me- You don see mugu..

I drop my pen at this junction..

Guys... feel free to add yours..

Ladies... Bashing is always welcome..

Written And Compiled By:DanceVille